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[–]Ready_All_Type [スコア非表示]  (39子コメント)

Trump becomes president.

Receives launch codes.

Looks at nukes.

"You're fired"

WW3 begins

[–]in_cahoootz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

On the bright side SNL will finally get some new material.

[–]Steel_Wool_Sponge 1111ポイント1112ポイント  (123子コメント)

"We shall overcomb"

[–]j0be 346ポイント347ポイント  (99子コメント)

[–]GallowBoob[S] 308ポイント309ポイント  (88子コメント)

[–]My_Ex_Got_Fat 130ポイント131ポイント  (47子コメント)

is he trying to go Super Saiyan?

[–]HopeJ [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Is this a good time for me to post a drawing I did of Jeb Bush as Vegeta? Yeah?

Cool

[–]BadBadBrownStuff [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nah, he's doing the There's Something about Mary.

[–]AtomicKittenz 52ポイント53ポイント  (20子コメント)

[–]The_Dreamweaver [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

Context please?

[–]brolix [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Latest campaign ad: http://i.imgur.com/I3cziwx.gif

[–]silver_spoon_coon [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Please tell me that is real. It seems way too ridiculous to be, but it's also Donald Trump and I can't even tell what's real and what's satire about him anymore.

[–]Likes_Information [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's amazing. Someone should tweet this to him with hashtag #ObamaYoureFired

[–]ruh_ruh_randy [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The match that WWE billed as the "Battle of the Billionaires" was next, as Umaga (representing Vince McMahon) fought Bobby Lashley (representing Donald Trump), with Steve Austin serving as the special guest referee. Umaga was accompanied to the ring by Vince McMahon and by his "handler" Armando Alejandro Estrada. Lashley was being managed by Donald Trump, who was attended to by Tara Connor. Midway through the match, Austin was attacked by Umaga, causing him to become incapacitated and was taken out of the match for several minutes. Shane McMahon, who attempted to replace him as referee, called the match while being biased towards Umaga. After Umaga got a near-fall on Lashley, Austin pulled Shane out of the ring, gave him a Stunner, and continued refereeing the match. Lashley won the match after a Stunner from Austin and a Spear. After the match, Trump and Lashley shaved McMahon's head bald, followed by Austin executing a Stunner on Trump.

-Wiki

WrestleMania 23 - Battle of the Billionaires

[–]wicro 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, looks like I'm too late to the photoshopping fun! Well, here's my contribution!

[–]Dr_King_Schultz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Alright... I've learn to respect you the other day, but now I've learned to like you. Keep doing your thing.

[–]qualityproduct [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That image needs to be cropped one letter to the left. "Generation of Cons"

[–]nocontroll 360ポイント361ポイント  (38子コメント)

Donald Trump is just proof real life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
If you created him as a character in a book your editor would throw the draft out because it was too cliche.

[–]interpolotzi 124ポイント125ポイント  (21子コメント)

[–]smartzie 81ポイント82ポイント  (11子コメント)

The "Customers who bought this item also bought" section is fucking hilarious. "Die you Doughnut Bastards" and "The Faggiest Vampire". Well, I know what I'm doing for stocking stuffers come December...

[–]dam072000 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I'm seeing The Haunted Vagina, The Baby Jesus Buttplug, and Adolf in Wonderland as the top also boughts.

[–]Arendahl38 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Can confirm the first two. My third is just another version of the same thing

[–]Vox_R [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

See, and in full screen on my monitor, I'm seeing all of them plus "Pickled Apocalypse" and a couple others I don't remember 'cause I'm lazy. I know there was something about Crazy Fuckers of everything on the planet of vomit or something else equally ridiculous...

[–]Vox_R [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

See, and in full screen on my monitor, I'm seeing all of them plus "Pickled Apocalypse" and a couple others I don't remember 'cause I'm lazy. I know there was something about Crazy Fuckers of everything on the planet of vomit or something else equally ridiculous...

[–]reiter761 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The description for The Faggiest Vampire is hilarious.

Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence. Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.

I'm dying!

[–]nivekpsycic [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dude, that's a nonfiction book. It's being made into a documentary.

[–]MrRabbit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not sure who would scare me more as the leader of the United States.

[–]oldbetsyy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well life doesn't have to make sense and rarely does. Fiction has to! So your comment should be rephrased somehow..

[–]yuloforce [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

I'll be voting for Mr. Trump this election season. I'm convinced that he's a Stephen Colbert type who's just playing an archetypical rich billionaire. If he gets elected, he'll walk into the stage for his inauguration speech in a t-shirt, jeans, and normal haircut and just say "Really, America?!"

[–]1gnominious [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I think he's being honest. My white half is a pyro and wants to vote for him to watch the world burn. Unfortunately my mexican half is flammable and is raising objections to being used as kindling. It's a tough decision.

[–]few_boxes [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I know you're joking, but I really feel like there's a small chance that enough people will do it for him to win by a small margin in the republican primaries.

[–]KimJong_Bill [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I will be doing Rush Limbaugh's Operation CHAOS when primaries roll around and I'll be voting for him!

[–]ggk1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I hate this phrase almost as much as "you can't make this stuff up"

I can make up some really fantastic shit. Real life doesn't have shit on fiction. Ever. Donald trump didn't rip his face off to be revealed as a lizard person. Book. Stranger than real life and it took me less than half a second to imagine it.

[–]j0be 239ポイント240ポイント  (42子コメント)

[–]ThePeoplesBard 140ポイント141ポイント  (26子コメント)

[–]0fficerNasty 197ポイント198ポイント  (17子コメント)

Move your cursor around in front of her face.

[–]JViz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It says "Drag to Resize." Who is this Resize? Is it the same hacker as 4Chan?

[–]pitpawten 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

The look when you are no longer listening to what someone is saying, and just waiting for them to stop so you can give your response to the very first thing they said

[–]SiberianShibe 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

¯\(°_o)/¯

[–]j0be 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Two slashes

¯\\(°_o)/¯

Will give you

¯\(°_o)/¯

[–]Syl0s 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, damn, I never understood why so many people failed to do the left arm. But of course, they don't escape it properly, so it just gets eaten by the parser...

[–]DearlyBeloved- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

maaaan, I feel bad for this election's candidates, this is gonna get crazy.

[–]ANTIVAX_JUGGALETTE 89ポイント90ポイント  (74子コメント)

How has trump not done an AMA yet?

[–]PringlesAndDrugs 49ポイント50ポイント  (62子コメント)

because women are fat and ugly losers! that's why!

[–]Djaquitchane 68ポイント69ポイント  (26子コメント)

[–]basedtomato [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I won't be voting for Trump but fuck, that was hilarious lolol I love how he said thank you at the end.

[–]OreCal [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Trump: "Only Rosie O'Donnell"

(audience laughter and applause)

Trump: "Thank you"

LOL

[–]daimposter [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I find it funny that Megyn Kelly is your typical conservative except when it comes to women. Just how Marc Rubio (son of immigrants) is typical conservative except on the immigration issue. Or Dick Cheney (father of a lesbian) is conservative except on gay rights. If only they could also relate to people not in their group.

[–]Tater_tottenhamV3 6ポイント7ポイント  (34子コメント)

Because insulting people who are women=misogyny since I'm a brainless liberal shill who bought into the media ploy!

[–]PringlesAndDrugs [スコア非表示]  (28子コメント)

Oh come on man. Don't play the liberal conservative game! It's only a method to separate us as a people and to get us to point our fingers at one another instead of at the real problems. And gimme a break. Trump's not a candidate. He's the new Sarah Palin. He's an obvious puppet. His job is to say ridiculous things to take attention away from the other candidates. All negativity gets focused on Trump instead of the other shlobs.

Unless you actually think Trump's a real candidate in which case I feel really really sorry for you.

[–]icroak [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A candidate is as real as the popular support he has. Whether he's a puppet or not is beside the point. He's actually leading polls.

[–]KingLepus 64ポイント65ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Lick Em" - Deez Nuts

[–]essidus [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Deez Nuts is actually polling pretty well in Iowa North Carolina, sorry. Although still not bad in Iowa or Minnesota. Source.

[–]Daindrex 11ポイント12ポイント  (10子コメント)

[–]lnava [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

If he gets nominated, we should start a super-pac and try to get this commercial as much air time as possible. I'm thinking that we slow it down by 10% too, just so its extra annoying.

[–]easygenius [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How the hell did Sharper Image sell steaks?

[–]johnlocke95 [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

[–]easygenius [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That reporter's gonna have an anger baby after that press conference.

[–]the_foxy_cow [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

context?

[–]Aventador11 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Liberals want to force others to use a more delicate way to describe the children of illegal immigrants that are born here and given American citizenship while being anchored to their illegal parents. Trump isnt having any of it.

[–]fauxpas0101 25ポイント26ポイント  (12子コメント)

[–]i_never_use_caps [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

holy shit everything about that looks so old and out dated and then it says "the apprentice" and theres no way that show is as old as that looks but oh god it is

[–]aboardthegravyboat [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Possibly a reprint after the show started? Kinda like when books are reprinted with a "Now a major motion picture" sticker?

[–]bigolebastard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That book was release in 1987. That's just some reprint they put in stores so people will think "Oh I know that show!" and possibly buy it.

[–]UnsubstantiatedClaim [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is a newer edition. Trump: The Art of the Deal was originally published in 1987. You can see the picture there on the wikipedia page.

The above picture of an edition of the book released after The Apprentice started. The sticker (or maybe it's printed as well) is a way to make the book appealing to fans of the television shows.

This is a common practice when an older work becomes relevant again. Publishers will reprint the book with a new cover that shows the characters in the the movie adaptation, for example. The Running Man did this. The book had a particular cover (as seen in the wikipedia entry), but after the 1987 movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, later editions used images from the movie (like this one).

[–]MrSriracha 70ポイント71ポイント  (21子コメント)

I wish I had enough money to fuck with a whole country

[–]Gian_Doe [スコア非表示]  (18子コメント)

It takes more than money. He really does steamroll the hell out of most people, even smart people, it's full force and I think a lot of people aren't used to someone who can do that. I mean he's said McCain isn't a war hero and not only didn't apologize he defended it... and he's still topping the republican polls. Love him or hate him it has a lot to do with his personality too.

A lot of other rich people would have been chewed up and spit out by now.

[–]JonBananas [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think it just goes to show how tired Americans are with this whole clustefuck.

I disagree with practically everything Trump stands for, but do you know what I hate more than Trump? Fake politicians, the media, the PC/Media circus and this whole game they have to play… Like I said, I can't stand the guy, but after witnesses what he's been doing, I'm now one of his biggest fans.

[–]approx- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He's not afraid to be blunt and doesn't dance around what he believes. I gotta respect him for that much.

[–]few_boxes [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Its not just his personality. Its that he says ridiculous things that alienate the moderates but attracts the people that think building a wall and getting Mexico to pay for it are viable options. Everyone else is a real politician. They can't say the things Trump has to say and expect to have a future in politics. As soon as the herd is thinned, Trump is going to fall behind.

[–]PleasantConversation 68ポイント69ポイント  (19子コメント)

Vote Hillary. "I did not have inappropriate relations with that server."

Vote Jeb. "Like Taco Bell. You know the food's shit, but you can't think of any other restaurants".

Vote Trump. "I'll personally insult every nation in the EU."

Vote Sanders. "10% majority vote at best, but you can still feel superior for doing it."

[–]BrodyCole 34ポイント35ポイント  (6子コメント)

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[–]VirginWizard69 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just follow GallowBoob around all day for that instant high caliber karma whoring.

[–]pg8_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Exactly 4 hours later, found this on the front page. Good job!

[–]mcaffrey 55ポイント56ポイント  (8子コメント)

The man is made for Reddit.

[–]Ravnwood [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

It's so strange that this year he is just randomly gaining traction when's he's tried before.

[–]Vikingofthehill [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Why is this strange? Most candidates have tried years before. This time he's serious, last time he was testing the waters. He's approaching 70, if he's ever going to achieve his egomania dream of all dreams; being president, he has to do it while he's still young and viril

[–]supernasty [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Man, practical effects always beat CGI!

[–]BootlegPerception [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Vine user PIZZA PARTY BEN was the maker of this 'gif' - all credit should go to him

Vine Twitter

[–]commandersanta [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think there are a lot of very angry people out there that are going to vote for Trump simply to give a "Fuck You" to the rest of our government.

[–]Camellia_sinensis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I do not like Trump but, that is seriously pretty awesome.

[–]NicePerson69 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe you've done this

[–]Fizics [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Donald Trump: Slayer of SJW's, the savior we have been waiting for! The chosen one to lead us out of the hellish land of Tumblr and Reddit and restore balance to The Farce.

[–]unbalancedforce 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The graphics on this are amazing.

[–]Pepe_leprawn 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Now that I think about it, I've never seen Donald trump in sunglasses.

[–]is_annoying 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have. Just put on a pair of sunglasses before looking at his picture.

[–]deadla104 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It should be "trump it"

[–]j3434 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He reminds me of the movie V For Vendetta

[–]mannequinbeater [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm still shocked he's doing as well as he is. A lot of people who used to say "Oh he's just doing it for publicity" started paying serious attention.

[–]youbenchbro [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Which model of rayban is that? I used to have a pair and think they stopped making them. They're round wayfarers and not the normal ones.

[–]Mega_Manatee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Is this a real Time cover? They're killing it lately...

[–]dabestme [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Anchor babies will have hell toupee!!

[–]Mad1ibben [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

You know what I don't get about this guy? he has all this bravado from being a successful business man, but if you adjust how much money he was in the red each of the 4 times he declared bankruptcy he has lost soooo much more money than he has earned in his lifetime. I can't figure out if he's a liar to make himself seem like a good business man, or if his memory gets reset every time he goes through chapter 11 just like his debts do. He's running on the platform he is the ultimate money maker, but if you score him on his life total, he's a god damn horrible businessman.

[–]theeagle_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If you are trying to decide if Trump should be president, this should help:

http://shouldtrumpbepresident.com/

[–]donnysaysvacuum [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's cool, I suck at photoshop too.

[–]StormwindWarlock [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If he doesn't win the nomination I hope he runs as third party because if he can't be the republican candidate I damn sure don't want some illegal alien appeasing cuckservative like Jeb bush.

[–]_420CakeDay [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I can't vote in the US. I liked Bernie, but after this I am sold on Trump

[–]NotTheBomber [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If you had told me that an openly irreligious guy who was pro choice for years would top the early Republican polls in 2015 I would've thought you were joking, if you had told me that guy would be Donald Trump I would've gotten tired of your shit

[–]invaderzz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Did you actually make OC? Nice!

[–]Mlunde92 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Should have been a big joint covering the text, then slide it to his mouth

[–]StormwindWarlock [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I love Trump.

Anchor babies... Did that trigger anyone? Good, fuc u.

[–]TheForceiswithus 6ポイント7ポイント  (37子コメント)

I can't believe people actually consider Trump to be a serious candidate. Sort of says a lot about how slim the pickins are.

[–]Ceteral [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

The idea that he isn't in someone's pocket is nice?

[–]Bawfuls [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Well, everyone who's "in someone's pocket" is in the pocket of someone like him. So I guess you're just removing the middle-man?

[–]Sloppy1sts [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I despise Trump as a person, but he's probably a better option than any of the establishment republicans.

[–]DJshmoomoo [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

If that's the only thing that makes Trump sound like a good candidate to you then you should just vote Sanders. Not too sound circlejerky, but he's also not in someone's pocket while at the same time not also being a huge part of the problem.

[–]badphish94 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I've never gone from hating someone to loving them so fast. Took me like 2 weeks. Now he's my second choice after sanders. A trump v sanders election would be so nice.

[–]Sloppy1sts [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Haha, right? I mean, I still despite the Donald as a human being, but when you compare him with the rest of the Republicans who are deliberately steering the country towards modern day feudalism, at least he's just going to do his own thing. It could be worse.