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[–]moeburn 1283ポイント1284ポイント  (165子コメント)

A girl in my HS class once asked me out on a date, and I said "Sure, when?" and she started laughing hysterically, saying "WHEN? Aahhaha OMG this guy, he said when!"

Turns out the girl actually did have a crush on me, she wasn't just messing with me or anything. I still have no idea what was so hilarious about that.

[–]Malawi_no 534ポイント535ポイント  (10子コメント)

She was probably just nervous.

[–]Step_Into_The_Light 1259ポイント1260ポイント  (40子コメント)

when

LOL

[–]PixelatedCheese 382ポイント383ポイント  (13子コメント)

Can you believe this guy? lmao

[–]yujmnh 396ポイント397ポイント  (16子コメント)

LOL

When!

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    [–]qaz012345678 185ポイント186ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Maybe she expected you to choose the when?

    [–]sojalemmi 130ポイント131ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Its because some young people, especially girls, consider asking somebody out to be asking them to date. I guarantee you she did not ask you out on a date, she just asked you out. Like, will you be my boyfriend. So you can see how the answer "when" would be silly, right?

    [–]KPop_Teen 161ポイント162ポイント  (47子コメント)

    Maybe she was actually asking you out, and not just for one date.

    [–]moeburn 247ポイント248ポイント  (44子コメント)

    wtf is the difference?

    [–]KPop_Teen 107ポイント108ポイント  (29子コメント)

    Asking you out as in be boyfriend/girlfriend. And when you said, "when" she laughed because she knew you misunderstood her question. Or, you know, she was crazy.

    [–]moeburn 142ポイント143ポイント  (28子コメント)

    Okay, the way I understood it is that you ask someone out on a date, you go on a few dates, and then you decide if you are boyfriend and girlfriend. Is this a thing now? When people say "Do you want to go out" they don't actually mean go on a date?

    [–]jedcar59 179ポイント180ポイント  (16子コメント)

    That is how it works in real life, but not necessarily in HS or middle school.

    [–]anon445 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

    In middle/high school, the standard question to ask someone to be their bf/gf would be to ask if they'd "go out" with them. There wasn't too much actual going out (as in hanging out a lot outside of school), so it made sense at the time.

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            [–]Rihannas_forehead 3884ポイント3885ポイント  (718子コメント)

            My ex gf :"I don't think we have that much in common." Me: Contemplating her statement I answered "You are probably right." ex gf: "How can you say that to me?"

            [–]keirbrow 4415ポイント4416ポイント  (510子コメント)

            Dude. I had an ask ask "If someone came up, hit me, and ran away, would you go after them?"

            I responded, "Of course I would!"

            Her reaction: "Wow. You wouldn't even try to comfort me or see if I was OK."

            Trap game strong.

            [–]JustZisGuy 2601ポイント2602ポイント  (76子コメント)

            Gotta watch out for those ask ask's... they're tricksy like hobbitses.

            [–]Carrabs 476ポイント477ポイント  (49子コメント)

            I ask ask asked once

            [–]Chico1591 279ポイント280ポイント  (41子コメント)

            Can I ask why?

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              [–]pattyhax 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

              You're speaking the true true

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                [–]CookieMonsterFL 271ポイント272ポイント  (111子コメント)

                Yeah, had an ex (with whom we are still pretty close and admits later it was a ridiculous question) that if she had her legs cut off would I have still wanted to be with her...

                Then got mad when I said it was the worst question ever and refused to answer it. That was fun.

                [–]SeattleIsCool 503ポイント504ポイント  (55子コメント)

                My wife asks weird questions like that and I always answer "no"

                [–]SilvZ 198ポイント199ポイント  (8子コメント)

                The proper answer.

                [–]jayjay091 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                That's my go-to way to answer questions that have no right answer. You just respond with a joke or sarcasm. Most of the time they'll either find the answer "good enough" or they'll realize that the question was a bit stupid and won't ask it again.

                Bonus point if they can't tell if you are being serious or not. They won't dare force a "real answer".

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                  [–]KapiTod 121ポイント122ポイント  (13子コメント)

                  That sounds like either true love or neither of you can be bothered getting a lawyer.

                  [–]marksk88 142ポイント143ポイント  (10子コメント)

                  Daniel Tosh had a bit about this. When his gf asked;

                  "would you still love me if I lost both my legs?"

                  "Hahaha! Are you kidding me!? I would dump you if you lost a pinky!"

                  [–]LlamaLlamaPingPong 49ポイント50ポイント  (6子コメント)

                  If it makes you feel better, I don't think we (I mean women. I'm a woman) know why we ask these questions either. I know that I have asked stupid questions like this and then afterwards I think, "what the fuck was I trying to accomplish? "

                  [–]PsychoNerd92 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Asking random hypothetical questions can be fun as long as you don't take them too seriously. It's when you break out the trick questions and lose/lose scenarios that it becomes a problem.

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                      [–]RetardedFlyingCat 144ポイント145ポイント  (28子コメント)

                      After loosing her legs she would probably resent you for at least a year and a half and that would be really hard. All you old friends will say "we see the way she treats you, none of us will blame you if you end it." You will answer "she doesn't mean it" but you know they are right and it is time to move on with your life. So you give her sleeping pills and drive her to a secluded bridge. You roll her to the edge a tie a 80 foot rope around her waist and then to the bridge. Then you tie a 60 foot metal wire around her neck and to the bridge. Now you super glue both her hands to the sides of her face and push her over. 80 feet below she dangles with her decapitated head in her hands. By then its morning so you go get some fucking french toast.

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                        [–]Bloodshoteye 155ポイント156ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        "I wouldn't.. As a couple.. we are one.. I know how you feel after you get hit.. I want to avenge us!"

                        [–]twominitsturkish 216ポイント217ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        http://i.imgur.com/k8OihjA.mp4

                        [–]northshore12 93ポイント94ポイント  (48子コメント)

                        High short-term risk but high long-term reward strategy: when obviously setting you up with no-win traps, hold your ground and don't indulge the narcissistic bullshit. These are relationship tests and she's seeing how far her bullshit can go before it becomes too far. Be gentle but hold your ground, and if she still gets pissed at you for not engaging her bullshit after several dozen attempts, it's probably a big warning against making long-term plans around her.

                        [–]fatolddad 66ポイント67ポイント  (21子コメント)

                        Maybe I'm a bit old for Reddit at 52, but this whole thread has me shaking my head. It's so nice to date women in their 40's and 50's - who, the vast majority of the time in my experience, have stopped with this fucking bullshit at least 10-20 years previously. I speak from having had 2 long term relationships - one that lasted 16 years. I much prefer the single life.

                        [–]johnnyfukinfootball 103ポイント104ポイント  (12子コメント)

                        What if you love her cause her pussy so good?

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                          [–]OfficialYakuza 42ポイント43ポイント  (185子コメント)

                          Dude, the deflection on that is like easy mode

                          [–]TheThng 27ポイント28ポイント  (184子コメント)

                          enlighten me?

                          [–]DefinitelyHungover 186ポイント187ポイント  (158子コメント)

                          You need a lesson in deflection? Well my friend, the best deflection is a question.

                          "If someone came up and hit me and ran away, would you chase after them?"

                          "Is that what you would want me to do?" Or "What do you think I'd do?" Or "What do you think I should do?"

                          It's all in the questions. Of course you can't deflect everything like this, so sometimes you should answer what you know is wrong anyways. Then when they are seemingly upset that you didn't "get the right answer" you are given a chance to make it up to them somehow (think of anything, Romeo), and the roller coaster effect will make them feel better than before because their expectations have been lowered so that you may exceed them.

                          The ho games are real, and some ladies play them without knowing or thinking that they are simply because that's how people have been taught to have normal relationships.

                          Source: multiple >1 year relationships and lots and lots and lots of people/friend watching with many different "types" of relationships. At some point, it's all a game.

                          [–]badcookies 276ポイント277ポイント  (19子コメント)

                          "Is that what you would want me to do?" Or "What do you think I'd do?" Or "What do you think I should do?"

                          "Why can't you think for yourself, I'm tired of always having to tell you what to do"

                          Its a no win:

                          http://i.imgur.com/fxfSg79.jpg

                          [–]Nick-Cage 244ポイント245ポイント  (47子コメント)

                          Or! Or! Or just go like this:

                          "Wow. You wouldn't even try to comfort me or see if I was OK."

                          "I don't have time for your shit. Speak openly or fuck off"

                          [–]1935X 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Yep. If my partner started asking me trap questions I would seriously start reconsidering our relationship.

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                            [–]constantvariables 77ポイント78ポイント  (22子コメント)

                            People should definitely listen to this guy. Multiple relationships that lasted over a year? Gotta have all that top notch advice.

                            [–]Ajmhardy 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Please he posted multiple paragraphs that have over a sentence. How could he be wrong?

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                              [–]skyrix03 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

                              God damn the fact that this is a thing makes me cringe. I can take a joke but if soneone tried to play that kind of game with me and was legit upset over it.....im going to dump that bitch so fast theyre going to need a goddamn parachute.

                              [–]Mr_Sargasmic 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              There is no right answer, if she's looking for a fight, she will find one.

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                                    [–]snilks 154ポイント155ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                    that's when you ask her "what about breakfast at tiffany's?"

                                    [–]vazura 120ポイント121ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                    Yeah mine was like, I think we need to spend some days apart, I told her I felt the same way, and had actually been meaning to talk to her about it. She gets mad, and says "You weren't supposed to be ok with it!" and gets upset.

                                    [–]Spyger 136ポイント137ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    And then you break up with her, because she's a manipulative cunt.

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                                      [–]Slork_Piders 380ポイント381ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                      Man, a girl I was dating broke up with me one night and I was like, "ok, I think this is for the best."

                                      The next day she was sobbing at school (we were seniors in high school) and said she did it to see if I cared.

                                      :|

                                      [–]ijustwantahug 199ポイント200ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                      The ol' "fight for me" gambit.

                                      [–]tyrico 277ポイント278ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Well she got what she wanted.

                                      [–]grjohnstone 80ポイント81ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                      Then it REALLY was for the best. Sounds like you dodged a crazy emotionally manipulative bullet and she can seek out someone whom she can wind up and play like a guitar. :) win win (and then lose if you count that other guy)

                                      [–]Slork_Piders 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Oh yea, I never once regretted it. She went back to the dude she'd been dating for FIVE YEARS literally right after we split. They're married and stuff. If she'd have stuck around, my life would've sucked.

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                                          [–]Evenio 154ポイント155ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          "…'Cause you're probably right."

                                          [–]Vgzone 153ポイント154ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                          My old gf: Men are so hard to get. It's like all men think about is sex all the time.

                                          Me: I have no desire to have sex with you right now (I was serious)

                                          Old gf: How can you say that?

                                          She brought it up months later to prove how shitty I am. Apparently if I have a never ending boner for her, I risk being shallow. I have no sexual attraction; I am a piece of shit

                                          [–]Literally_Saintan 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          these are the reasons they become EX girlfriends/boyfriends. People who can't use logic over emotion are going to have a hard time holding a partner.

                                          [–]InfiniteBacon 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          This kills the boner.

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                                            [–]illuxion 220ポイント221ポイント  (83子コメント)

                                            The oldest trap in the book:

                                            "Does my ass look fat in these jeans?"

                                            a) no. She will respond with "are you trying to say that I'm too skinny?"

                                            b) yes. She will respond with, "are you trying to say that I'm too fat?"

                                            c) I didn't hear what you asked. She will respond with "you never pay attention to what I say, you don't care about my feelings."

                                            d) completely ignore her making sure to pretend to be deep in thought. When she scolds you for not listening inform her that you were thinking of where you could take her to dinner so that she won't get even fatter, or you have the option to jump out of the window and land in the path of the oncoming bus which is the logical choice.

                                            [–]FolkSong 108ポイント109ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            e) Your ass looks fat regardless of your choice of pant.

                                            [–]OnBehalfOfThatGuy 90ポイント91ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                            the answer is "I love you"

                                            [–]Sypike 402ポイント403ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                            The answer is "hell yeah!" And then give her a firm open palmed slap on the behind.

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                                                  [–]Rapt0rrr 762ポイント763ポイント  (98子コメント)

                                                  Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

                                                  It's so much better with sound.

                                                  [–]fade_like_a_sigh 686ポイント687ポイント  (92子コメント)

                                                  And the accompanying clip.

                                                  [–]BobbyOShea 1102ポイント1103ポイント  (89子コメント)

                                                  Friendship between women:

                                                  A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

                                                  Friendship between men:

                                                  A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm he slept over, two claim he's still there.

                                                  [–]Reggie_MiIler 419ポイント420ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                  Hey buddy, sexism is wrong.

                                                  And being wrong is for women.

                                                  [–]Hitamu 74ポイント75ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                  I like the Dresden Files version of this:

                                                  Women have this process where they size each other up using about 1000 different factors. To be fair men have the same process but it only has 2 factors. 1. Does he have beer? 2. If so will he share it with me?

                                                  [–]Cloake1 229ポイント230ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                  MEN! WE HELP CHEAT ON OUR WIVES!

                                                  [–]PinkTrench 231ポイント232ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                  Hey man, he wasn't necessarily cheating.

                                                  He could also have been doing heroin, for example.

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                                                          [–]Level20Magikarp 1705ポイント1706ポイント  (196子コメント)

                                                          "What's wrong?"

                                                          "Nothing, I'm fine."

                                                          [–]seven3true 923ポイント924ポイント  (65子コメント)

                                                          run.....

                                                          [–]Gurumba 582ポイント583ポイント  (49子コメント)

                                                          No, really. It's fine.

                                                          [–]Agonze 551ポイント552ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                                          run faster

                                                          [–]Hotshotennis 737ポイント738ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                          Fly you fools!

                                                          [–]ontheroadtonull 127ポイント128ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                          In this case, would the eagles buy you some beers and introduce you to some hot chicks?

                                                          [–]kristimor 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          Relevant

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                                                              [–]murrypurryfurryfury 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Oh fuck.

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                                                                  [–]lolSaam 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  K! goes back to gaming

                                                                  I like to to live life on the edge.

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                                                                    [–]Judgeman2021 944ポイント945ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                                                    "What's wrong?"

                                                                    "Nothing, I'm fine."

                                                                    "Oh good, I thought you were being passive aggressive but you seem to be okay."

                                                                    [–]dick-nipples 1002ポイント1003ポイント  (203子コメント)

                                                                    I was thinking about sending this to my wife as a joke. Then I realized how much trouble I would get into...

                                                                    [–]pred7290 623ポイント624ポイント  (175子コメント)

                                                                    http://imgur.com/KO6uiBo (nsfw ish)

                                                                    Send her this. Wont get you in any trouble at all.

                                                                    [–]LolerCoaster 586ポイント587ポイント  (137子コメント)

                                                                    So who is that?

                                                                    Edit: Its not "for science" or anything, I'm just a perv.

                                                                    [–]rnorot 300ポイント301ポイント  (114子コメント)

                                                                    Natasha Nice (very much NSFW)

                                                                    [–]jimmyharbrah 413ポイント414ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                    http://i.imgur.com/Qs3FMoy.gif

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                                                                      [–]Rooonaldooo99 63ポイント64ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                      I prefer to recieve a piece of toast.

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                                                                          [–]mycommentingprofile 472ポイント473ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                                          Sometimes we know and just don't care...

                                                                          [–]shoziku 277ポイント278ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                          Willy heard ya! Willy don't care!

                                                                          [–]madbunnyrabbit 174ポイント175ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                                                          Sometimes I know what she's pissed off about but it's something really, really retarded. So stupid that she would never say out loud what is annoying her so she tries to get her point across by being passive aggressive. I feel totally justified in ignoring this stupid shit and playing dumb.

                                                                          [–]GingerAvenger 75ポイント76ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                          My ex would always try and hit me with bullshit hypothetical trap questions. I made a point to tell her exactly what she didn't want to hear. Eventually she stopped because I wasn't playing her game.

                                                                          [–]destroyerofjokes 113ポイント114ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                          The best response to this, from Red Foreman:

                                                                          "Is that what we're going to do today? Fight?"

                                                                          [–]madbunnyrabbit 92ポイント93ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                          My ex went nuts at me once because I said "You look nice today". Apparently this implies that she looks like shit the rest if the time. No she was not kidding.

                                                                          [–]Don_BobaFetticcini 36ポイント37ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                          bro hug
                                                                          I've been there.
                                                                          "You look good today, Tristyn."
                                                                          "Ugh! so I don't look good the rest of the time you prick??"
                                                                          "Yes."
                                                                          We aren't dating anymore.

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                                                                                [–]my_hunt 376ポイント377ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                                                                Easy; she likes him to some degree and wants to be seen walking to a class with him, showing the other girls that she's with him and sending a message to them and possibly to an ex. She worked up the courage to ingratiate herself to him and asked him only to have him seemingly deny her, destroying her plan, publically humiliating her to the other girls (who will spread this event over kik within minutes). Obviously her only option is suicide.

                                                                                Source: High school teacher who deals with this immature dramatic shoit every week

                                                                                [–]Frenchie_21 4040ポイント4041ポイント  (553子コメント)

                                                                                Is it weird that I am a guy and I know what he did?

                                                                                She wanted to walk with him to class, he shot that down when he said "See you there."

                                                                                [–]SiirusBladestalker 5313ポイント5314ポイント  (174子コメント)

                                                                                Sounds like you're a closet homosexual, no other explanation

                                                                                [–]murrypurryfurryfury 1867ポイント1868ポイント  (97子コメント)

                                                                                Homosexual here, even I didn't know wtf happened

                                                                                [–]rent-a-cop 1133ポイント1134ポイント  (56子コメント)

                                                                                In that case, are you sure you're a homosexual?

                                                                                [–]murrypurryfurryfury 1234ポイント1235ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                                                Let me check.

                                                                                .

                                                                                .

                                                                                .

                                                                                Yup balls Definitely touching. Eye contact made

                                                                                [–]PoloNewt 411ポイント412ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                /u/murraypurryfurryfury 's scientific career is off to a great start

                                                                                [–]OldSaintNickCage 142ポイント143ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                Reminds me of this Yahoo Answers question

                                                                                [–]Callicles-On-Fire 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                Hilariously, my 13 year old son walked into the room just after I clicked that link and shouted, "Why you lookin' at that?!?"

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                                                                                  [–]Pit-O-Matic 118ポイント119ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                  Did you make sure to say no homo?

                                                                                  Get that dick out of your mouth first though, otherwise it sounds like mo' homo, believe me I speak from experience.

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                                                                                        [–]randy05 73ポイント74ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                                                        closet homosexual

                                                                                        Sounds like a name for a horror movie.

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                                                                                          [–]5k3k73k 1261ポイント1262ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                                                          I'm just spit-ballin' here but what if we developed a system of sonic signals for communication that use a set of predefined units that each carry a unique meaning. These units could be linked together in chains to represent specific and complex ideas. Via the exchange of these units we can convey our needs, desires, and intentions. Crazy, but it might work.

                                                                                          [–]TheShmud 376ポイント377ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                                          But then to avoid potentially embarrassing situations we could use these sonic signals in a super secret code hints toward multiple meanings, or none at all

                                                                                          [–]Axoren 123ポイント124ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                          Why don't we just use a vocal system consisting of only one signal and multiple inflections? I think I recall the "Ooga ooga" system being fairly successful in antiquity.

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                                                                                            [–]spacecowboy007 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                            Can't we just make a meme?

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                                                                                              [–]Thameswater 186ポイント187ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                              Oooooh, saw this ages ago and had no fuckin idea

                                                                                              [–]JakeFrmStateFarm 255ポイント256ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                              Me too! I always thought the joke was that he didn't actually do anything. The fact that so many people including myself didn't get the joke takes it to a whole new level of brilliant.

                                                                                              [–]JimsFlight 68ポイント69ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                              I must've seen that thing maybe 50 times, no idea until now. I thought the joke was she was nuts?

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                                                                                                    [–]tickingnoise 591ポイント592ポイント  (105子コメント)

                                                                                                    I am a girl and thank you for explaining.

                                                                                                    EDIT: I meant "thank you for explaining me". I had no clue why she freaked out.

                                                                                                    [–]ComeAtMeImRipped 119ポイント120ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                                    Shit you mean she actually was giving a signal when she said that? I really thought that what she was saying was supposed to not make any sense. Grills are hard :(

                                                                                                    [–]LetMeStopURightThere 101ポイント102ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                    The key is to keep a lighter handy in case the built-in ignition isn't sparking. Unless you're using charcoal in which case more lighter fluid is always the answer.

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                                                                                                        [–]SirLenzalot 65ポイント66ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                        WRITE A BOOK AND MAKE MILLIONS!

                                                                                                        [–]labiaflutteringby 50ポイント51ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                        dat emotional intelligence

                                                                                                        [–]ComeAtMeImRipped 60ポイント61ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Hahaha I totally didn't pick up on that at all, I just thought It was supposed to not make sense. Family guy speaks the truth

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                                                                                                          [–]finest_pirate 200ポイント201ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                          The black girl next to him dissapears

                                                                                                          [–]csonny2 304ポイント305ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                                                                          Jeff Foxworthy had a really good joke about how if he and his wife are in the same room and she hasn't said anything for 30+ minutes, he won't even ask her what the matter is.

                                                                                                          He'll just stand up, and say "I know that I have done something wrong, and I will go in the other room to think about what I did".

                                                                                                          [–]B00ker_DeWitt 113ポイント114ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                                          What he should have done is said nothing. Saying nothing still gets you in trouble, just not as much.

                                                                                                          [–]markko79 183ポイント184ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                                                                          Driving along in Wisconsin with the girlfriend. Going through a town, she asked, "Do you want to stop for something to eat?" I said, "No," and kept driving. No response from her. We get home and she runs right to the bedroom and gives me the silent treatment. I finally asked what's wrong. She said, "You wouldn't stop to eat." I said, "No. You asked if I wanted to stop and I said 'no.'" She said, "But, I wanted to stop." I said, "Then you should have said that." More silent treatment.

                                                                                                          [–]marmie75 128ポイント129ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                          I've been to Wisconsin. You did the right thing.

                                                                                                          [–]mattinthecrown 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                          One time I went to visit my friend in another city (stayed at his place one night). I wanted to go to this burrito shop that was in town there, because I hadn't had it in a very long time. So he and I head out. When we get there he, being the thoughtful husband he is, called his wife and asked her if she wanted him to pick up anything, seeing as we were getting dinner. She says "no," and rebuts him when he asks if she was sure. When we arrived back at his house, she was mad at him because he didn't bring her anything.

                                                                                                          Later that night, we were sitting around, and he just says "don't get married."

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                                                                                                            [–]Jerberjer 42ポイント43ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                            the joke about this scene didn't become that funny to me until someone explained that the girl was expecting the guy to ask to walk with her to class and she took it as a rejection when he said he'll meet her there.

                                                                                                            To me, the real punchline is I had to have a woman explain it to understand what happened. I really didn't know what he did wrong and I doubt most men on here would until they had it explained too

                                                                                                            [–]ZDTreefur 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                            My favorite is:

                                                                                                            "Pick the restaurant, anything is fine."

                                                                                                            I pick one

                                                                                                            "no, I'm not in the mood for that food."

                                                                                                            ...

                                                                                                            [–]nickingthet 118ポイント119ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                            Dude. Yesterday with my (female) housemate; me: "did you eat all of the cornettos?" (drumstick ice cream) her: "yea" me:"could of spared me one" then she ignores me for the next 24 hours then she finally talks to me: "you are always rude to me, you called me fat yesterday" wtf

                                                                                                            [–]MeEvilBob 68ポイント69ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                            Police aren't the only people that should wear body cameras.

                                                                                                            [–]Son_of_Kong 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                            Should have said, "I didn't call you fat, I called you inconsiderate."

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                                                                                                              [–]mydarlingmuse 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              She just wanted to be walked to class. Can't you read minds?

                                                                                                              [–]wormhole222 103ポイント104ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                              I actually did a survey of this and 90% of the girls I asked knew what he did, and 90% of the guys did not. In my opinion this is one of the cleverest most accurate jokes done by family guy.

                                                                                                              [–]The_Singer_ 103ポイント104ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                                                                                              I imagine married life is exactly like this.

                                                                                                              https://www.facebook.com/ehbeefamily/videos/965704966837591/?pnref=story

                                                                                                              [–]Boomscake 14ポイント15ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                                              It will be the best and the worst moments of your life.

                                                                                                              [–]my__name__is 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                              You people laugh. My best mate got married about a year ago and moved away. After multiple phone conversations with him and two instances of him almost dropping it all and leaving I have come to the depressing realization that his life went from fun adventure seeking to exactly that clip.

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                                                                                                                [–]tekjunky75 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                                a gif? the song is what takes it from good to great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

                                                                                                                [–]basjep12 40ポイント41ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                                                My gf broke up wit me once. Then a month later she said to me if you would have asked me back to be your gf I would have said yes. Then she said now I know you never loved me...

                                                                                                                [–]ShitfacedBatman 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                                What's funny is after watching this 3 times, I finally got it. Holy shit balls.

                                                                                                                [–]Hotshotennis 138ポイント139ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                                                                YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW.

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