A few weeks ago I got an email from Paycoin mouthpiece Bitcoin news website CryptoCoinsNews. They want to do a story on Buttcoiners! Since I feel we're that we're collectively the source of all of Bitcon's ills, I feel we could put together a great interview for this fine organization.

Unfortunately the questions are absolutely garbage. I will share my condensed emails below:

From: Justin

To: Barry Oners boners@outlook.com

Hello Barry,

My name is Justin. I am sympathetic to buttcoin cause and want to write a serious article about Buttcoiners. I've already done quite a bit of research and finally found your great website. Would you be interested in doing a Google Doc written interview? I am almost done with the story and would love some of your opinions. I would fill out a Google Doc form and share it. Is this of interest to you?

As soon as you send over the article I will pair together your answers with the other research I did on the Buttcoin movement and publish it at CCN. This is definitely not a hit piece. I think distributed technology is cool and I love the internet and bitcoin is a convenient payment method, but the community is another story.

All the best, Justin

Here's the questions:

• Why did you become a buttcoiner?
• What is the mission of the buttcoin foundation?
• Are you sympathetic to Bitcoin?
• What are your thoughts generally on digital currency?
• What is your opinion on the block size limit at Bitcoin and the tribulations?
• Do you consider r/Buttcoin a source of news for Buttcoin?
• Has there been an increase in r/buttcoin activity over block size limit debate?
• What are your plans for the Buttcoin Foundation?
• Are any well known bitcoiners buttcoiners?
• What is the state of the Buttcoin community?

Terrible.

However, I gave it my best shot! You can see my answers in the following screencaps.

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Interview Questions

So, what do you guys have to say?