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[–]RetardedFlyingCat 143ポイント144ポイント  (28子コメント)

After loosing her legs she would probably resent you for at least a year and a half and that would be really hard. All you old friends will say "we see the way she treats you, none of us will blame you if you end it." You will answer "she doesn't mean it" but you know they are right and it is time to move on with your life. So you give her sleeping pills and drive her to a secluded bridge. You roll her to the edge a tie a 80 foot rope around her waist and then to the bridge. Then you tie a 60 foot metal wire around her neck and to the bridge. Now you super glue both her hands to the sides of her face and push her over. 80 feet below she dangles with her decapitated head in her hands. By then its morning so you go get some fucking french toast.

[–]SecksMuffin 16ポイント17ポイント  (9子コメント)

Wut?

[–]Resizes_Gerbils 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

After loosing her legs she would probably resent you for at least a year and a half and that would be really hard. All you old friends will say "we see the way she treats you, none of us will blame you if you end it." You will answer "she doesn't mean it" but you know they are right and it is time to move on with your life. So you give her sleeping pills and drive her to a secluded bridge. You roll her to the edge a tie a 80 foot rope around her waist and then to the bridge. Then you tie a 60 foot metal wire around her neck and to the bridge. Now you super glue both her hands to the sides of her face and push her over. 80 feet below she dangles with her decapitated head in her hands. By then its morning so you go get some fucking french toast.

[–]T-A-W_Byzantine 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Come again?

[–]nishadamri 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

After loosing her legs she would probably resent you for at least a year and a half and that would be really hard. All you old friends will say "we see the way she treats you, none of us will blame you if you end it." You will answer "she doesn't mean it" but you know they are right and it is time to move on with your life. So you give her sleeping pills and drive her to a secluded bridge. You roll her to the edge a tie a 80 foot rope around her waist and then to the bridge. Then you tie a 60 foot metal wire around her neck and to the bridge. Now you super glue both her hands to the sides of her face and push her over. 80 feet below she dangles with her decapitated head in her hands. By then its morning so you go get some fucking french toast.

[–]MadlifeIsGod 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh I see the confusion, he meant losing.

[–]Idk-my-name 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks man. I didnt really get it until you explained it.

[–]_____l 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's meta from an ask reddit thread. Not sure which one, I just remember reading about it. I'm sure a kind redditor will come along and post the link.

[–]darkshadepigbottom 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

So do her limbs tear away from her body in this scenario or does the wire that decapitated her break away?

[–]onlinealterego 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

From what I can work out the reason a wire is used is because it'll cut through the neck, then the body continues to fall a further 20 feet. This would leave the legless lady hanging from the waist from the rope, holding the decapitated head. While the gentleman eats his french toast and presumably waits to be discovered.

[–]Idk-my-name 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or collects life insurance and goes to europe. Then he looks for another wife.

[–]ChanceWolf 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This got dark real quickly.

[–]Coolaccount2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*losing

Learn how to spell two-syllable words.

[–]CelticSith 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a problem easily fixed with a socket wrench. Tighten those legs right up

[–]Dalton_Everett 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that regulated quickly

[–]WhiteSuburbia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like this, but...

*losing

[–]GenericDuck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wouldn't her arms need to be 20 feet long to achieve the effect?

[–]BlindStark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing like a good honey butter chicken biscuit after a murder. French toast isn't bad either though.