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[–]johnnyfukinfootball 103ポイント104ポイント  (12子コメント)

What if you love her cause her pussy so good?

[–]corruptrevolutionary 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're paying that much for pussy, better to just go to a Nevada whorehouse

[–]Praz-el 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pussy depreciates just rent it

[–]pescador7 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's the best relationship advice ever.

[–]johnnyfukinfootball 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent don't buy.

[–]Chem1st 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Realize that there exist roughly 3 billions others of similar quality and find yourself some personal agency.

[–]Lots42 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't fuck crazy, kids.

Also, remember the comma, Jared.

[–]wellzor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then you done stuck your dick in crazy

[–]onetrackmentality 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

love her for her pussy, don't be a bigger one

[–]cac2008 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then you ask her for a latex cast of her pussy as a kinky birthday treat and have it put in a fleshlight. Then her ass hits the curb.

No pussy is worth the mind games. Stand your ground gentlemen and be direct and open from day 1: any mind games of any sort and she's dumped on the spot. Have some standards.

[–]jfuss04 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know you aren't serious but I hate when people say that. I know since many people who stay in a horrible relationship because of that and it is stupid

[–]mmnuc3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her pussy's so good, if you throw it up in the air it'll turn into a ray of sunshine!