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[–]Realmonster 632ポイント633ポイント  (35子コメント)

That chick was running like she was part of it,,, she wasn't :-(

[–]DalekRy 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

I rewatched the gif a few times. It seemed like she was involved, but at the end when she returns in frame she's walking normally. What. the. hell.

[–]freemoney83 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really, her hands are still a little raptor-ish

[–]funkeymonk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I can prevent this from happening and save him! Meh, fuck it"

[–]Mr_Sargasmic 336ポイント337ポイント  (25子コメント)

She's trans-species and identifies as a raptor, my best guess.

[–]Agent_Tugboat 56ポイント57ポイント  (13子コメント)

Don't we all wish we were raptors?

[–]guy_from_the_mall 26ポイント27ポイント  (12子コメント)

My school sports team is The Raptors.

[–]K_cutt08 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get the basketball team to get Blue, Charlie, Delta, and Echo put on their jerseys and the coach to pose like Chris Pratt. Do it, DO IT FOR REDDIT!

[–]Nesman64 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cultural appropriation.

[–]yourhardlimits 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her parent says she's not a raptor. but she's not even sure they're her real parents.

[–]Lord_NiteShade 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the white girl "I gotta pee" run

[–]traizie 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

what exactly do jokes like these mean? Is it making fun of trans people or is it something more? I've seen this in other subreddits too like "I identify as an attack helicopter"

[–]BradBradMaddoxMaddox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not making fun of trans people, although I can see how it could be seen that way. It originated as making fun of people who say things like "I identify as wolfkin" or "I identify as a tree" which are unfortunately very common among teenagers on Tumblr.

[–]LIATG 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This specific version is going after otherkin. The attack helicopter one is about trans people, even though some proponents will claim that it's also about otherkin

[–]emeffess -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Surprised SRS hasn't shown up yet.

[–]vagina_vendetta 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seriously, a lot of them are just too much. I subbed to SRS when I first discovered it because it SOUNDED interesting and possibly entertaining.

But most of the submissions in SRS are just regular jokes (tasteless sure, but not legitimately offensive) that someone takes the wrong way. Which wouldn't be such a problem if it weren't for the fact that no one points that out. Like, ever. Even if it is something that is obviously a joke and is clearly not offensive in the least but is rather just a viewpoint that most people disagree with, it will get posted and upvoted. I think that sub could have been at least somewhat interesting/decent if they followed their own sidebar description and only posted upvoted comments that actually were bigoted, creepy, misogynistic, transphobic, racist, or homophobic.

[–]emeffess 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop you're triggering me.

[–]Rodents210 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

no one points that out

Because doing so gets you banned, and SRS is part of a network of subs that, once banned on one, you're banned on all of them. They also have a bot that checks posts on "problematic" subreddits and will automatically ban you from a number of subs if you have ever commented on one of those subreddits, even if you never visited the sub from which you get banned and even if your comment on the "problematic" sub is in defense of whatever it is SRS stands for that day.

It's a fucking cesspool and ironically home to the most bigoted, creepy, etc. etc. etc. people on the site.

[–]gayteemo 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought maybe she was going to pants that dude and the other guy tackled him for the save.

Just my imagination though.

[–]OhThatDang 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was hoping she was coming in for the 3D

[–]bammbam13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was thinking the same, would of been epic

[–]hambone10 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Totally the drunk shuffle.

[–]efilwsefililws 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like a pedestrian in GTA.

[–]NocturnalEmissary 316ポイント317ポイント  (5子コメント)

Nice rag-doll physics.

[–]Dlgredael 58ポイント59ポイント  (3子コメント)

Unity 5 is really stepping it up.

[–]Dippitydappity 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah the new "Physics" physics engine is so realistic

[–]InfectedShadow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah that was cryengi--sorry. I couldn't say it with a straight face.

[–]Baconoid_ 182ポイント183ポイント  (7子コメント)

IDK, I think this "bro" was an accomplice. He was a little too Johnny-on-the-spot with that drink grab.

[–]legend_forge 104ポイント105ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think he saw it coming but knew he had no time to actually stop the guy. Knowing his options, he elected to preserve the drink and make the "getting tackled into the sand" experience as painless as it was inevitable.

[–]cannabis_saDiva 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

10 points to the vertically gifted.

[–]SirSofaspud 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gives +5 to drink saves.

[–]Dildo_Gagginss 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet this is exactly it.

[–]hugglet 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Callin' for some wheels? I'm JOHNNY ON THE SPOT.

[–]madbubers 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even tho he never is...bastard

[–]2016foresthilldrive 112ポイント113ポイント  (12子コメント)

I re-watched it 10 times trying to find that girls role in this

[–]Wowza-yowza 37ポイント38ポイント  (4子コメント)

She didn't even look!

[–]ThatQWyattGuy 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know! Why didn't she look?! Who would not look at that?

[–]alphasquid 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

She seemed quite intoxicated.

[–]Lupinefiasco 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was only after reading this comment that I realized the girl wasn't a part of this. I thought that tackling the victim was part of saving him from her.

Turns out I'm just dumb.

[–]QuesadillaMaker 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I mean, while we're at it, why the fuck is this guy randomly tackling his (presumed) friend? Is this not completely weird?

[–]BigBizzle151 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Among guys? Not really. This is pretty standard frat-type antics.

[–]InsertImagination 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's only because our bodies don't take it as well as we get older.

[–]BlahNameGah 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im assuming the camera guy and the tackler are in on it.

[–]asiunderstandit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was weird but I also got called an emo bitch by all my friends throughout middle and high school so apparently this sort of stupid, disruptive, beer wasting, sand-in-the-eyes-shit is normal and completely acceptable to a majority of under-39 males.

[–]HerpJersey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trying to be included like the attention-whore she is.

[–]ohyouresilly 219ポイント220ポイント  (16子コメント)

And without even enough time to think about his actions, the wild Bro reacts quickly and with reflexes that evolved in his DNA many generations of Bros ago. This developed to ensure that beer is never ever ever ever wasted. Seriously dude, never. This also allows the other Bro in the pack to run up and give a "Bro hug" to his fellow Bro (as seen above, the standard greeting of the Bro is the "Bro hug" which can become more and more violent as the hugging Bro becomes more intoxicated.)

[–]charlottechewie 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

Then he takes the drink and splashes it on the downed bros face

[–]gerwen 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, that's not wasted is it?

[–]2_blave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

NEVER waste good beer, kid.

[–]Mal_Adjusted 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah. He flips his shirt up over his head and chugs the beer through it.

...or do people not do that anymore?

[–]WildDog06 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh, the ol' "beer boarding"

[–]redbell1214 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read this in NPH's voice

[–]TrustMeIAmLyingToYou 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

Okay, the saving of the drink was awesome, but did anyone else keep watching it for the hilarious way the guy falls? It's like someone tipping over a lego man.

[–]dopestep 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to admire the quality of that tackle.

[–]appleofpine 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like something from a movie.

[–]resin4life 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

After watching this multiple times I can't help but imagine Mark Wahlberg in the same scenario.

[–]CB05201 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope I closed the gif as soon as he reached for the drink. Sorry.

[–]DrYoda 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Save the drink...fuck your spine though bro

[–]Eupatorus 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Careful, man! There's a beverage here!"

[–]shanghainoodle777 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

For a split second he became a car dealership air balloon man.

[–]Dekzter 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

You mean a wacky inflatable arm-flailing tube-man?

[–]H-bizzle 23ポイント24ポイント  (12子コメント)

That was a helluva tackle...

[–]dougielou 41ポイント42ポイント  (8子コメント)

Something like that can go from funny to back problems for the rest of your life very quickly

[–]chatsonchats3001 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vicious tackle. Could've hurt that guy

[–]H-bizzle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be surprised if he didn't get at least a little bit of whiplash...

[–]SenselessNoise 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good wrap and drive. 8.5/10

[–]CB05201 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can make tackles look fantastic when the person being tackled is on another planet.

Source: Play rugby

[–]KoboldCommando 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

My friends all grasp their drinks and things with the might of Thor, I've never understood scenes where guys just casually lift things out of someone else's hand with no resistance.

[–]ShortchangeParamecia 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

He seemed a bit drunk already from the way he walks, and he wasn't expecting anything at all. His guard was totally down.

[–]benclem 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

U could tell by the 'did he just grab my beer' face during impact

[–]Razorray21 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

when they are like $12 a cup, this guy is da real MVP

[–]gibweb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

sick spine injury bro

[–]SinThenStir 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is this at Dewey beach?

[–]quantum_spintronic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like it. Dude is wearing a CAPE shirt.

[–]ScubySean 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here to see if anyone else noticed that.

[–]FrequentlyInfrequent 23ポイント24ポイント  (13子コメント)

jesus man, at least let it get off the front page before you repost

[–]americansmeagol99 50ポイント51ポイント  (6子コメント)

Jesus man, Jesus man

Does whatever a Jesus can.

Can he come a second time?

Yes, unlike every girlfriend of mine

Look ooooouuuuttttt

Here comes Jesus man

[–]360noscope 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

voice of a muthafuckin generation.

[–]imacatchyou 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're a lyrical genius

[–]daedra9 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

I never see the front page, so I appreciate it being posted in relevant subs.

[–]Tristanna 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

The front page is whatever you want it to be man.

[–]daedra9 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

My front page IS r/funny. So when I see complaints of reposts and being on the front page still, the truth is that the repost is the only copy that makes it to me.

[–]Big_Baby_Jesus_ 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

My front page IS r/funny.

That's so sad.

[–]ChanceTheDog -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the worst news I've ever gotten since algebra class, September 2001

[–]FrequentlyInfrequent -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

it was posted in funny both times

[–]rotian28 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Good old Dewey beach delaware. It was on Sunday funday at northbeach. All locals.

[–]DwnvtHntr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew it looked familiar! I'll be there this weekend.

[–]Gee_z 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah.. fuck you if you do that to me, I'd probably punch you right in the face after we stand up. That is if my spine is still intact.

[–]republic_of_gary 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's definitely bro something

[–]Optimus_Tard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what you get for wearing an Artest jersey. Oh....I'm sorry....Meta Worldpeace.

[–]sico007 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This looks like Dewey beach and when you're that close to Rehoboth sometimes you're broness gets ahold of you.

[–]jtllry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pacers jersey...and a beach. Something isn't adding up here.

[–]IKFA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tackler plays rugby. Not because it was a good tackle, it's cause he's an asshole. Source: I'm an asshole.

[–]shadi0w 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jermaine O'neal ...nice

[–]CatrickSwayze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? Been a minute since I saw one of those in the wild.

[–]Uknight 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice form tackle.

[–]SakeBomberman 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

He gave that drink up way too easily

[–]petervaz 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

He seems pretty drunk, probably it would take 10 more seconds before he looked to his hand and wondered where the glass went.

[–]johnny_chingas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not bro code, man law.

[–]moonshinejester 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Check out the dude's face, he's totally nonchalant about it, just like "Ah this shit again, let me grab that drink real quick before you eat sand."

[–]awkwardjack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

bros! bros! bros!

[–]djbdubs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha awesome

[–]lawyerchick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A good bro always does his best to prevent alcohol abuse

[–]RiverFreed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to see that in actual motion

[–]jojow77 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's going on here?

[–]ellis0896 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone want to speed it up to normal for me?

[–]ajd341 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really want to know the context here

[–]vinzago 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good video, but I'm getting super tired of the unnecessary slo-mo.

[–]ButtNutly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that the alpaca that was in the Twilight movies?

[–]Random420eks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of when we were having a pool party, everyone was drinking and smoking and such, and it turned into everyone getting pushed into the pool, with or without things in their hands. I was in cahoots with some other people trying to push in the biggest guy in. I asked him "can i smoke that" he let me hold his cig, and was pushed in the pool. I dont smoke, he should have realized this was a ploy.

[–]Registered_Potato 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rugby players... Classic move.

[–]xxkoloblicinxx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That man either planned it well or has the sweetest reaction time.

[–]crewdat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spined em'

[–]tinacat933 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we stop theses same gifs/pics from hitting the front page 400 times a day

[–]burnSMACKER 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to see the full speed of this!

[–]d3wayne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clipping! 15 yard penalty.

[–]HUP 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I enjoyed that gif way more than I should have. It was better than a bruckheimer movie.

[–]tried_it_liked_it 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His face and body symmetry mid blow is so peaceful and perfect, hes the new Black Swan

[–]ThrowawayFH -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

nice ragdoll physics

[–]KidCasey 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dunno man. I don't think someone would be able to rip a drink out of my hand like that.

[–]assmblyreq 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

True friend, him.

[–]Cam3739 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Booze before bros

[–]i_ejaculate_fire 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sweet double leg takedown is worthy of Chad Mendes

[–]Killer_Badfish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Expert form tackle.

[–]valiantX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now this is a fine example of bro's before hoes! That guy tackled his friend to dodge him from being ass mauled by that wild and strange female.

[–]MOTAMOUTH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never seen someone get tackled so gracefully

[–]rubenalamina 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That was an awesome tackle and perfect timing from the drink-saving guy

[–]piccoroll 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drink-saver is a straight magician.

[–]khtfc09 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know the drink saver!! I went to high school with him!!

[–]LinenPants -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn...good form

[–]allothernamestaken -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice tackle. I wish we could get more NFL players to wrap up like that.

[–]tears_of_a_Shark -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will Smith is the ultimate bro.