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[–]Rihannas_forehead 1981ポイント1982ポイント  (330子コメント)

My ex gf :"I don't think we have that much in common." Me: Contemplating her statement I answered "You are probably right." ex gf: "How can you say that to me?"

[–]keirbrow 2131ポイント2132ポイント  (253子コメント)

Dude. I had an ask ask "If someone came up, hit me, and ran away, would you go after them?"

I responded, "Of course I would!"

Her reaction: "Wow. You wouldn't even try to comfort me or see if I was OK."

Trap game strong.

[–]JustZisGuy 1036ポイント1037ポイント  (47子コメント)

Gotta watch out for those ask ask's... they're tricksy like hobbitses.

[–]Carrabs 161ポイント162ポイント  (27子コメント)

I ask ask asked once

[–]Chico1591 83ポイント84ポイント  (24子コメント)

Can I ask why?

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    [–]pattyhax 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

    You're speaking the true true

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      [–]CookieMonsterFL 86ポイント87ポイント  (33子コメント)

      Yeah, had an ex (with whom we are still pretty close and admits later it was a ridiculous question) that if she had her legs cut off would I have still wanted to be with her...

      Then got mad when I said it was the worst question ever and refused to answer it. That was fun.

      [–]SeattleIsCool 131ポイント132ポイント  (12子コメント)

      My wife asks weird questions like that and I always answer "no"

      [–]RetardedFlyingCat 21ポイント22ポイント  (7子コメント)

      After loosing her legs she would probably resent you for at least a year and a half and that would be really hard. All you old friends will say "we see the way she treats you, none of us will blame you if you end it." You will answer "she doesn't mean it" but you know they are right and it is time to move on with your life. So you give her sleeping pills and drive her to a secluded bridge. You roll her to the edge a tie a 80 foot rope around her waist and then to the bridge. Then you tie a 60 foot metal wire around her neck and to the bridge. Now you super glue both her hands to the sides of her face and push her over. 80 feet below she dangles with her decapitated head in her hands. By then its morning so you go get some fucking french toast.

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        [–]twominitsturkish 160ポイント161ポイント  (4子コメント)

        http://i.imgur.com/k8OihjA.mp4

        [–]Bloodshoteye 100ポイント101ポイント  (2子コメント)

        "I wouldn't.. As a couple.. we are one.. I know how you feel after you get hit.. I want to avenge us!"

        [–]OfficialYakuza 28ポイント29ポイント  (109子コメント)

        Dude, the deflection on that is like easy mode

        [–]TheThng 21ポイント22ポイント  (108子コメント)

        enlighten me?

        [–]DefinitelyHungover 96ポイント97ポイント  (85子コメント)

        You need a lesson in deflection? Well my friend, the best deflection is a question.

        "If someone came up and hit me and ran away, would you chase after them?"

        "Is that what you would want me to do?" Or "What do you think I'd do?" Or "What do you think I should do?"

        It's all in the questions. Of course you can't deflect everything like this, so sometimes you should answer what you know is wrong anyways. Then when they are seemingly upset that you didn't "get the right answer" you are given a chance to make it up to them somehow (think of anything, Romeo), and the roller coaster effect will make them feel better than before because their expectations have been lowered so that you may exceed them.

        The ho games are real, and some ladies play them without knowing or thinking that they are simply because that's how people have been taught to have normal relationships.

        Source: multiple >1 year relationships and lots and lots and lots of people/friend watching with many different "types" of relationships. At some point, it's all a game.

        [–]badcookies 117ポイント118ポイント  (10子コメント)

        "Is that what you would want me to do?" Or "What do you think I'd do?" Or "What do you think I should do?"

        "Why can't you think for yourself, I'm tired of always having to tell you what to do"

        Its a no win:

        http://i.imgur.com/fxfSg79.jpg

        [–]constantvariables 52ポイント53ポイント  (11子コメント)

        People should definitely listen to this guy. Multiple relationships that lasted over a year? Gotta have all that top notch advice.

        [–]Ajmhardy 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Please he posted multiple paragraphs that have over a sentence. How could he be wrong?

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          [–]Nick-Cage 126ポイント127ポイント  (24子コメント)

          Or! Or! Or just go like this:

          "Wow. You wouldn't even try to comfort me or see if I was OK."

          "I don't have time for your shit. Speak openly or fuck off"

          [–]skyrix03 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

          God damn the fact that this is a thing makes me cringe. I can take a joke but if soneone tried to play that kind of game with me and was legit upset over it.....im going to dump that bitch so fast theyre going to need a goddamn parachute.

          [–]Frollicker 31ポイント32ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Such incredibly...awful advice. Just say whatever the answer is and if she responds with some sort of trap, say, what's the point of this? If she tries to start a fight, she sucks. You should consider dating normal people.

          I don't get what is so hard about this for people. It's not a game. Just act like people.

          [–]Mr_Sargasmic 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

          There is no right answer, if she's looking for a fight, she will find one.

          [–]probo1 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

          How about you tell her the real answer no matter what it is, and then if shes upset she gets to be upset, and possibly learn not to ask stupid questions she doesn't want the answers to.

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              [–]northshore12 24ポイント25ポイント  (11子コメント)

              High short-term risk but high long-term reward strategy: when obviously setting you up with no-win traps, hold your ground and don't indulge the narcissistic bullshit. These are relationship tests and she's seeing how far her bullshit can go before it becomes too far. Be gentle but hold your ground, and if she still gets pissed at you for not engaging her bullshit after several dozen attempts, it's probably a big warning against making long-term plans around her.

              [–]johnnyfukinfootball 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

              What if you love her cause her pussy so good?

              [–]fatolddad 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Maybe I'm a bit old for Reddit at 52, but this whole thread has me shaking my head. It's so nice to date women in their 40's and 50's - who, the vast majority of the time in my experience, have stopped with this fucking bullshit at least 10-20 years previously. I speak from having had 2 long term relationships - one that lasted 16 years. I much prefer the single life.

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                  [–]Evenio 141ポイント142ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  "…'Cause you're probably right."

                  [–]snilks 54ポイント55ポイント  (13子コメント)

                  that's when you ask her "what about breakfast at tiffany's?"

                  [–]vazura 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Yeah mine was like, I think we need to spend some days apart, I told her I felt the same way, and had actually been meaning to talk to her about it. She gets mad, and says "You weren't supposed to be ok with it!" and gets upset.

                  [–]Spyger 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  And then you break up with her, because she's a manipulative cunt.

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                    [–]Slork_Piders 75ポイント76ポイント  (14子コメント)

                    Man, a girl I was dating broke up with me one night and I was like, "ok, I think this is for the best."

                    The next day she was sobbing at school (we were seniors in high school) and said she did it to see if I cared.

                    :|

                    [–]tyrico 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Well she got what she wanted.

                    [–]ijustwantahug 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    The ol' "fight for me" gambit.

                    [–]Rapidzigs 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    High risk low reward.

                    [–]popsicle_cat 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    If it doesn't reward xp, then I'll never play that game.

                    [–]Nightmare_King 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I'll fight for you, I'm just not sure I want to fight YOU for you.

                    [–]grjohnstone 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Then it REALLY was for the best. Sounds like you dodged a crazy emotionally manipulative bullet and she can seek out someone whom she can wind up and play like a guitar. :) win win (and then lose if you count that other guy)

                    [–]Slork_Piders 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Oh yea, I never once regretted it. She went back to the dude she'd been dating for FIVE YEARS literally right after we split. They're married and stuff. If she'd have stuck around, my life would've sucked.

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                      [–]illuxion 46ポイント47ポイント  (24子コメント)

                      The oldest trap in the book:

                      "Does my ass look fat in these jeans?"

                      a) no. She will respond with "are you trying to say that I'm too skinny?"

                      b) yes. She will respond with, "are you trying to say that I'm too fat?"

                      c) I didn't hear what you asked. She will respond with "you never pay attention to what I say, you don't care about my feelings."

                      d) completely ignore her making sure to pretend to be deep in thought. When she scolds you for not listening inform her that you were thinking of where you could take her to dinner so that she won't get even fatter, or you have the option to jump out of the window and land in the path of the oncoming bus which is the logical choice.

                      [–]OnBehalfOfThatGuy 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      the answer is "I love you"

                      [–]FolkSong 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      e) Your ass looks fat regardless of your choice of pant.

                      [–]DownWthisSortOfThing 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      e) Answer honestly because she legitimately wants to know if she looks good in the pants or not.

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                        [–]GreatSince86 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        It's just as important to not have things in common as it is to have things in common. The reason being that you can learn interesting things from each other.

                        [–]Vgzone 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        My old gf: Men are so hard to get. It's like all men think about is sex all the time.

                        Me: I have no desire to have sex with you right now (I was serious)

                        Old gf: How can you say that?

                        She brought it up months later to prove how shitty I am. Apparently if I have a never ending boner for her, I risk being shallow. I have no sexual attraction; I am a piece of shit

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                          [–]Rapt0rrr 378ポイント379ポイント  (46子コメント)

                          Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

                          It's so much better with sound.

                          [–]fade_like_a_sigh 331ポイント332ポイント  (40子コメント)

                          And the accompanying clip.

                          [–]BobbyOShea 513ポイント514ポイント  (37子コメント)

                          Friendship between women:

                          A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

                          Friendship between men:

                          A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirm he slept over, two claim he's still there.

                          [–]Cloake1 77ポイント78ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          MEN! WE HELP CHEAT ON OUR WIVES!

                          [–]PinkTrench 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Hey man, he wasn't necessarily cheating.

                          He could also have been doing heroin, for example.

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                            [–]Reggie_MiIler 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Hey buddy, sexism is wrong.

                            And being wrong is for women.

                            [–]grossknuckles 52ポイント53ポイント  (26子コメント)

                            I like the cut of your gib.

                            [–]Hitamu 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I like the Dresden Files version of this:

                            Women have this process where they size each other up using about 1000 different factors. To be fair men have the same process but it only has 2 factors. 1. Does he have beer? 2. If so will he share it with me?

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                                  [–]Level20Magikarp 947ポイント948ポイント  (92子コメント)

                                  "What's wrong?"

                                  "Nothing, I'm fine."

                                  [–]seven3true 480ポイント481ポイント  (36子コメント)

                                  run.....

                                  [–]Gurumba 282ポイント283ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                  No, really. It's fine.

                                  [–]Agonze 289ポイント290ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                  run faster

                                  [–]Hotshotennis 390ポイント391ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                  Fly you fools!

                                  [–]ontheroadtonull 61ポイント62ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                  In this case, would the eagles buy you some beers and introduce you to some hot chicks?

                                  [–]kristimor 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Relevant

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                                    [–]murrypurryfurryfury 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Oh fuck.

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                                      [–]Iskan_Dar 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      It is wayyyyyy too late at that point. You apologize and offer chocolate. And you hope she doesn't ask about exactly what you are sorry for.

                                      [–]AdamBombTV 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Her: do you even KNOW what you're apologising for?

                                      [–]RealityRush 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Nope, not even a little.

                                      [–]AnusAnusAnusHole 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      oh 90s stereotypes, it's almost like you can't say, "hey let's talk about what's wrong and act like adults." #adultrelationships

                                      [–]IgoRStripes 92ポイント93ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                      "Fine" is actually an acronym... it's "Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional."

                                      Thank you Mr. Sunderland. You gave us the knowledge, and knowing is half the battle.

                                      Edit: Why the fuck did it autocorrect to Sunderland? Fuck it... here's the clip with Marky Mark and Mr. Sutherland.

                                      [–]lolSaam 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      K! goes back to gaming

                                      I like to to live life on the edge.

                                      [–]Steffinily 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      I do this sometimes. But honestly if I say I'm fine, it means I really don't feel comfortable talking about it. Or I don't want to be a burden to you.

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                                        [–]moeburn 187ポイント188ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                        A girl in my HS class once asked me out on a date, and I said "Sure, when?" and she started laughing hysterically, saying "WHEN? Aahhaha OMG this guy, he said when!"

                                        Turns out the girl actually did have a crush on me, she wasn't just messing with me or anything. I still have no idea what was so hilarious about that.

                                        [–]Step_Into_The_Light 183ポイント184ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        when

                                        LOL

                                        [–]Malawi_no 63ポイント64ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        She was probably just nervous.

                                        [–]qaz012345678 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        Maybe she expected you to choose the when?

                                        [–]KPop_Teen 23ポイント24ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                        Maybe she was actually asking you out, and not just for one date.

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                                          [–]Judgeman2021 256ポイント257ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                          "What's wrong?"

                                          "Nothing, I'm fine."

                                          "Oh good, I thought you were being passive aggressive but you seem to be okay."

                                          [–]SpaceBonobo 135ポイント136ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                          That's an original way to get a divorce.

                                          [–]keyree 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          Please try this and report back.

                                          [–]Judgeman2021 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Reporting back: I've been single for the past year and a half, I need a qualified intern to carry out the experiments.

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                                            [–]dick-nipples 551ポイント552ポイント  (138子コメント)

                                            I was thinking about sending this to my wife as a joke. Then I realized how much trouble I would get into...

                                            [–]pred7290 346ポイント347ポイント  (122子コメント)

                                            http://imgur.com/KO6uiBo (nsfw ish)

                                            Send her this. Wont get you in any trouble at all.

                                            [–]LolerCoaster 313ポイント314ポイント  (91子コメント)

                                            So who is that?

                                            Edit: Its not "for science" or anything, I'm just a perv.

                                            [–]rnorot 170ポイント171ポイント  (75子コメント)

                                            Natasha Nice (very much NSFW)

                                            [–]green_marshmallow 126ポイント127ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            http://i.imgur.com/Qs3FMoy.gif

                                            [–]omgutukmycat 38ポイント39ポイント  (46子コメント)

                                            I'm just going to comment here to do some research on this later

                                            [–]sampyle 125ポイント126ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                            I will also be masturbating to this.

                                            [–]mmmbop- 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            On mobile... Want to save this comment instead of being that dude... But I'm afraid if I don't hit the 4 pixels allocated to bring up the additional options I'll open a video at work and suffer extreme embarrassment. So I'll just take the negative karma instead.

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                                                [–]jimmyharbrah 247ポイント248ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                http://i.imgur.com/Qs3FMoy.gif

                                                [–]bumbleshirts 53ポイント54ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                She's your man?

                                                [–]TheLaggingNinja 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Hey! I'm going to make love to my wife!

                                                "Lookin Good" "Slowdown!" "My Man!"

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                                                  [–]Rooonaldooo99 48ポイント49ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                  I prefer to recieve a piece of toast.

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                                                    [–]fishandchips20 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    So you would know what you did.

                                                    [–]Duliticolaparadoxa 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                    YOU SHOULD JUST KNOW!

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                                                      [–]Frenchie_21 2373ポイント2374ポイント  (329子コメント)

                                                      Is it weird that I am a guy and I know what he did?

                                                      She wanted to walk with him to class, he shot that down when he said "See you there."

                                                      [–]SiirusBladestalker 3600ポイント3601ポイント  (96子コメント)

                                                      Sounds like you're a closet homosexual, no other explanation

                                                      [–]murrypurryfurryfury 843ポイント844ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                                      Homosexual here, even I didn't know wtf happened

                                                      [–]rent-a-cop 481ポイント482ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                      In that case, are you sure you're a homosexual?

                                                      [–]murrypurryfurryfury 520ポイント521ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                      Let me check.

                                                      .

                                                      .

                                                      .

                                                      Yup balls Definitely touching. Eye contact made

                                                      [–]PoloNewt 181ポイント182ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      /u/murraypurryfurryfury 's scientific career is off to a great start

                                                      [–]Pit-O-Matic 58ポイント59ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      Did you make sure to say no homo?

                                                      Get that dick out of your mouth first though, otherwise it sounds like mo' homo, believe me I speak from experience.

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                                                          [–]randy05 53ポイント54ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                          closet homosexual

                                                          Sounds like a name for a horror movie.

                                                          [–]FuriousDark 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          Looks like we got ourselves a genuine mancy boy. Squeal for me, mancy boy.

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                                                            [–]Thameswater 86ポイント87ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                            Oooooh, saw this ages ago and had no fuckin idea

                                                            [–]JakeFrmStateFarm 88ポイント89ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            Me too! I always thought the joke was that he didn't actually do anything. The fact that so many people including myself didn't get the joke takes it to a whole new level of brilliant.

                                                            [–]JimsFlight 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            I must've seen that thing maybe 50 times, no idea until now. I thought the joke was she was nuts?

                                                            [–]D7inlofi 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Yea I thought the joke was about acting out hormones.

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                                                              [–]5k3k73k 533ポイント534ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                                              I'm just spit-ballin' here but what if we developed a system of sonic signals for communication that use a set of predefined units that each carry a unique meaning. These units could be linked together in chains to represent specific and complex ideas. Via the exchange of these units we can convey our needs, desires, and intentions. Crazy, but it might work.

                                                              [–]TheShmud 165ポイント166ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                              But then to avoid potentially embarrassing situations we could use these sonic signals in a super secret code hints toward multiple meanings, or none at all

                                                              [–]Axoren 54ポイント55ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                              Why don't we just use a vocal system consisting of only one signal and multiple inflections? I think I recall the "Ooga ooga" system being fairly successful in antiquity.

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                                                                [–]spacecowboy007 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                Can't we just make a meme?

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                                                                  [–]tickingnoise 335ポイント336ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                                  I am a girl and thank you for explaining.

                                                                  [–]ComeAtMeImRipped 55ポイント56ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                  Shit you mean she actually was giving a signal when she said that? I really thought that what she was saying was supposed to not make any sense. Grills are hard :(

                                                                  [–]LetMeStopURightThere 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  The key is to keep a lighter handy in case the built-in ignition isn't sparking. Unless you're using charcoal in which case more lighter fluid is always the answer.

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                                                                    [–]GreyFoxMe 162ポイント163ポイント  (48子コメント)

                                                                    Even if the reaction would be normal if you want to walk with me, ask me. Don't just expect me to ask you. Why am I in the wrong here as the man? Why isn't the woman in the wrong? I don't think a single woman ever has ever told me what she wants or expects from me they just all expect me to know already. Also maybe I wanted to walk with you to class but I was too awkward to say. Maybe I forgot because I like you so much and I didn't want to seem too forward because in my mind you have the say if anything is going to happen and I don't want to ruin my chances. Maybe I was nervous.

                                                                    Girls don't have monopoly on being the passive part in a relationship.

                                                                    [–]boomerxl 82ポイント83ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                    Traditionally, women are socialised to be more passive than men. That's why directly asking would be discouraged by their peer group.

                                                                    [–]bubblegutsyndrome 131ポイント132ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                    FUCK THEIR PEER GROUP!!!
                                                                    Seriously have them make a line outside my door I'll see them one at a time.

                                                                    [–]kymri 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                    FUCK THEIR PEER GROUP!!!

                                                                    This is generally not an optimal strategy if you have the hots for them, though. Unless your'e sure they'll never find out, in which case you're just burying a landmine you'll jump onto later.

                                                                    [–]spiritbx 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                    Don't fool yourself, you will see the first two then tell them to go because you have to take a 2 hour nap.

                                                                    [–]SuperTiesto 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    The Coolidge effect would probably kick in and help forestall his refractory period.

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                                                                              [–]Yas_please 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Women whisperer!

                                                                              [–]ComeAtMeImRipped 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Hahaha I totally didn't pick up on that at all, I just thought It was supposed to not make sense. Family guy speaks the truth

                                                                              [–]ViewingAccount 75ポイント76ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              Nah, I'm a guy and I knew too.

                                                                              Because this is always the top comment every time this is reposted.

                                                                              [–]SirLenzalot 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                              WRITE A BOOK AND MAKE MILLIONS!

                                                                              [–]livinginthedoghouse 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Genius, I think you are right, I would have never thought of that.

                                                                              [–]labiaflutteringby 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                              dat emotional intelligence

                                                                              [–]damashranostajem 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              What? I thought that he did nothing wrong and her iracional response was the actual joke.

                                                                              [–]iushciuweiush 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              It is. Just because there was a reason for her reaction doesn't mean he did anything wrong or that her response was rational.

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                                                                                [–]le_petit_dejeuner 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                I think it's because she wasn't smart enough to qualify for algebra so she won't be there.

                                                                                [–]AP3Brain 13ポイント14ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                Why not just ask to do that then!? God damn.

                                                                                [–]DeOh 20ポイント21ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                Because that would reveal your intentions. Theven girl is in high school where being assertive hasn't yet developed for many. And if she asked he'd likely just go with it. What she wanted was for him to initiate to show her interest.

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                                                                                    [–]csonny2 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    Jeff Foxworthy had a really good joke about how if he and his wife are in the same room and she hasn't said anything for 30+ minutes, he won't even ask her what the matter is.

                                                                                    He'll just stand up, and say "I know that I have done something wrong, and I will go in the other room to think about what I did".

                                                                                    [–]mycommentingprofile 194ポイント195ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                    Sometimes we know and just don't care...

                                                                                    [–]shoziku 122ポイント123ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    Willy heard ya! Willy don't care!

                                                                                    [–]madbunnyrabbit 45ポイント46ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                    Sometimes I know what she's pissed off about but it's something really, really retarded. So stupid that she would never say out loud what is annoying her so she tries to get her point across by being passive aggressive. I feel totally justified in ignoring this stupid shit and playing dumb.

                                                                                    [–]GingerAvenger 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                    My ex would always try and hit me with bullshit hypothetical trap questions. I made a point to tell her exactly what she didn't want to hear. Eventually she stopped because I wasn't playing her game.

                                                                                    [–]destroyerofjokes 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    The best response to this, from Red Foreman:

                                                                                    "Is that what we're going to do today? Fight?"

                                                                                    [–]madbunnyrabbit 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    My ex went nuts at me once because I said "You look nice today". Apparently this implies that she looks like shit the rest if the time. No she was not kidding.

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                                                                                        [–]my_hunt 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        Easy; she likes him to some degree and wants to be seen walking to a class with him, showing the other girls that she's with him and sending a message to them and possibly to an ex. She worked up the courage to ingratiate herself to him and asked him only to have him seemingly deny her, destroying her plan, publically humiliating her to the other girls (who will spread this event over kik within minutes). Obviously her only option is suicide.

                                                                                        Source: High school teacher who deals with this immature dramatic shoit every week

                                                                                        [–]finest_pirate 103ポイント104ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                        The black girl next to him dissapears

                                                                                        [–]B00ker_DeWitt 46ポイント47ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                        What he should have done is said nothing. Saying nothing still gets you in trouble, just not as much.

                                                                                        [–]ShitfacedBatman 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                        What's funny is after watching this 3 times, I finally got it. Holy shit balls.

                                                                                        [–]The_Singer_ 57ポイント58ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                        I imagine married life is exactly like this.

                                                                                        https://www.facebook.com/ehbeefamily/videos/965704966837591/?pnref=story

                                                                                        [–]Hotshotennis 93ポイント94ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                        YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW.

                                                                                        [–]basjep12 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                        My gf broke up wit me once. Then a month later she said to me if you would have asked me back to be your gf I would have said yes. Then she said now I know you never loved me...

                                                                                        [–]tekjunky75 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                        a gif? the song is what takes it from good to great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

                                                                                        [–]kittens_in_mittens_ 65ポイント66ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                                                                        I can say to my SO "I am mad at you right now because. ....." and he still doesn't know I am mad. It's not 100% our fault

                                                                                        [–]Tayette 336ポイント337ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                        Well, you didn't finish your sentence. I don't know what you're mad about either.

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