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My girlfriend's logic everyone. (livememe.com)

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[–]loomdog1 94ポイント95ポイント  (49子コメント)

Just to prepare you for the argument. Her playing games is different.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 36ポイント37ポイント  (48子コメント)

I learned a while ago to not argue as long as it doesn't affect my well being.

[–]hicsuntdracones- 83ポイント84ポイント  (34子コメント)

It sounds like you're in a healthy relationship.

[–]Phyrexian_Starengine 19ポイント20ポイント  (28子コメント)

Someone needs to get OP out that shitty relationship.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 18ポイント19ポイント  (27子コメント)

Trust me, it's far from shitty.

[–]AarBearRAWR 50ポイント51ポイント  (15子コメント)

You're on reddit, if she's not blowing you 24/7 while also doing your taxes, she's literally Hitler.

[–]BabyMakingMachine 8ポイント9ポイント  (11子コメント)

What no sandwich?

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

She makes a pretty good lasagna.

[–]lurked 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wouldn't really trust a sandwich made by literally Hitler... Just think about what meat he'd use...

[–]need_cake 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or stake?!

[–]friday6700 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ungrateful bitch.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That seems to be the mob mentality.

[–]jonesmcbones 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is it the norm to be with people you do not agree with just so you can say you have an SO?

[–]Encyphus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Usually I say work it out. But if my girl did that to me I'd likely dump her. Even if she was extremely hot, I have issues with people telling me what to do.

[–]Phyrexian_Starengine 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yet you're posting scumbag stacy memes of it

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

As I mentioned in another comment, if there were a "my girlfriend is a little annoying sometimes" meme I would have used that instead.

[–]Tekless 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

You coulda made one. Lazy shit.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

But I've already apologized.

[–]friday6700 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

His girlfriend should dump him. She shouldn't have to take this kind of bush-league meme-ing.

[–]creepycalelbl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Forced memes are not memes

[–]WeylandTheDwarf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it doesn't fit a current meme and you don't make your own, this probably isn't the right subreddit for the post.

[–]JSnake1024 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valid point

[–]Ljt216 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she expects you to throw out something you enjoy just to make her feel more secure about herself its a shitty relationship. As your girlfriend she has one job. To love you, everything about you. You shouldn't have to conform to her idealized concept of adulthood. The best thing about being an adult is you can do whatever the fuck you want to!

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's pretty healthy, at least compared to relationships I have been in. We rarely argue. Most of our issues we talk about like adults. We give each other space when we want it but are there to support each other. I have my flaws and she has hers. Sometimes she says stupid shit and sometimes I'm lazy so it works out.

[–]chemical_refraction 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your relationship my be fine. Just know that when you say:

I learned a while ago to not argue as long as it doesn't affect my well being.

It sounds like your you're the sitcom pushover husband/boyfriend who doesn't want to get hit with the rolling pin for doing dumb guy things.

We all need to pick our battles, but I wouldn't phrase it as your afraid to stick up for yourself unless violence is involved.

Edit: bolded for /u/I_only_bold_comments

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I take everything said in the comments with a grain of salt. While some advice is great, I wouldn't post in a joke sub-reddit if I was looking for relationship advice.

[–]chemical_refraction 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this not /r/RelationshipAdviceAnimals ? My bad.

[–]I_ONLY_BOLD_COMMENTS -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

you're

[–]rayned0wn 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'd drop subtle comments "Hey babe what level are you on? My friends 7 year old just got to level 221"

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Last I checked she was in the 400s.

[–]need_cake 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't want blowjobs?

Cuz that's how you don't get blowjobs.

[–]rayned0wn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like if she's the type to make passive aggressive comments about something I enjoy and be a hypocrite she's probably not doling out dome on the reg anyway.

[–]Ron-Swanson-Mustache 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's called "picking and choosing your battles".

[–]chemical_refraction 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

You learned wrong.

[–]Truegold43 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait wait wait. We're all concerned about OP's relationship instead of the real problem at stake...

Why is she still playing candy crush??

[–]Twoheaven 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Every time someone tells me to stop playing video games the only reason they can come up with is either I've outgrown them(which I'm sorry I'll decide when I've outgrown something) or that they are a waste of time. All hobbies are a waste of time and that's kind of the point. I made it very clear to my wife when we started dating that I play video games....alot of them, its what I do in my free time, and if that doesn't work with her then we may not be right together. She never gave me shit for playing and has since started playing most of them with me.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is the first she has mentioned it in our relationship. Hopefully the last.

[–]Twoheaven 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It doesn't sound like its much of an issue reading through the rest of the comments so that's good. I just was very upfront about it with this relationship cause my last one it turned into a big shit storm, I have a feeling had I not said something at the start with my wife it still would have turned out this way, she's pretty damn awesome.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She is completely capable of understanding that I play video games and that they do not come before her or my family. She just says stupid shit sometimes, I think to test her boundaries but I still love her. Cheers to awesome women.

[–]pcd84 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

My ex tried telling me that CC isn't a video game, it's an "app".

[–]wunami 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you try to point out that it's in the "Games" category of the app store? Is that why she's an ex now?

[–]YouKnowItWell 33ポイント34ポイント  (11子コメント)

Every time I see a "my girlfriend is a scumbag" posts I can't help thinking there's a really easy solution.

[–]Ramrod312 50ポイント51ポイント  (6子コメント)

Murder

[–]Jabbaland 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

Sex then murder.

Then more sex.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least while the body is still warm. Or until the flies grow to be bothersome once you've brought out the heating blanket.

[–]Ron-Swanson-Mustache 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just like "pillage then burn".

[–]connormantoast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget sex during murder.

[–]KhayaPeeyaKhujaya 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unless you want to lose your Nike and Oakley sponsorships.

[–]ancienthunter 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

stay together and fight for 2 years, all the while harboring a growing resentment?

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

If there was a "my girlfriend is a little annoying sometimes" meme, I would have used that.

[–]mybustersword 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is probably a good way to make her mad

[–]RightCross4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Your boat needs a new coat of paint."

"Nah, I checked on the internet. I'm gonna sink it and get a new one that's perfect."

[–]Beginish2Finnish 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does she but extra lives or something too? I can't manage to play Candy Crush for more than about an hour without being prompted to purchase freemium upgrades and lives.

Just saying, "hours" might be an exaggeration if she doesn't buy lives. Or if she does, she's got an even bigger problem.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She plays Candy Crush and others like it and just cycles through them. Candy Crush is her main one though. She's pretty good at it.

[–]drs43821 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

its not logic, its just hypocrisy. Though, at least you have a girlfriend.

[–]justanavrgguy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the argument I'm facing right now. When I want to play Xbox One it's a waste of time and pointless. But when she wants to play spider solitaire or read her romance novel it's just "because she's bored."

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I try to play when she is playing or when we are going to bed. She doesn't mind then

[–]javaski 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

ITT Everyone making huge assumptions about OPs shitty relationship.

[–]CrumpetDestroyer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone on reddit is a qualified psychologist and knows how every healthy relationship should never contain a disagreement

[–]RightCross4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If reddit gave other advice like it gives relationship advice, people would sink their boats because they needed painting and then try to find a perfect boat.

[–]pjthewalrus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

at least shes hot

[–]krispness 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Get her a 2DS with some puzzle games, or just bejeweled and plants vs. zombies. Tell her you're going to give her some taste in games and get her away from scams.

[–]BearAnt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about this chick in the meme photo? Talk about a GGG, she replicates scumbag Steve's photo so that everyone can use it for a female version of him. Good on you lady.

[–]MissJill 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

leave her?

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah. She simply said she thinks I should sell them not that I had too.

[–]MissJill -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was referring to a lack of logic and reasoning skills.

[–]jrigg 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit reddit calm down. People in here acting like relationship experts while knowing literally nothing about OP and his gf.

[–]InvaderDem 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

What happened to Scumbag Stacey?

[–]Hipporack 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

My girlfriend used to play 2048 nonstop and straight ignore me when I was trying to converse with her. I threatened to get the game and beat it before her if she didn't stip ignoring me. So after like 3 months I downloaded the game and beat it after 3 weeks of playing. Which means every spare second I had I was swiping tiles. She doesn't play anymore. She also broke up with me yesterday so. There's that.

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I tried that route but she is better at those games than I am.

[–]Hipporack 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is there really any skill involved in those games though?

[–]krispness 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can probably google the winning strategy and then hope for RNG luck.

[–]Hipporack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I suppose so. Praise RNGesus.

[–]ghsgjgfngngf 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I say, maybe she didn't want to converse with you, old chap?

[–]Hipporack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or you know we'd be full in a conversation and it would end up with me repeating myself multiple times. Maybe I didn't want to make it seem like she was an awful girlfriend. Because as shitty as she was to me I chose to work on things and over look certain aspects that we didn't particularyly agree on. So I can't be too upset.

[–]Farren246 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Everyday" is not the same thing as "every day". You basically just said "Plays candy crush uninteresting"

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tomato, tomato.

[–]AK_Happy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see this mistake everyday (ha ha).

But seriously, "everyday" is an adjective meaning "ordinary." "Every day" describes something that happens on a daily basis.

[–]CaptionBot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scumbag Stephanie

  • TELLS ME I SHOULD SELL MY HAND-HELD GAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE CHILDISH

  • PLAYS CANDY CRUSH FOR HOURS EVERYDAY.

[–]sideofbutterplease 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately just because she also plays childish games doesn't mean she doesn't have a point.. More likely that she doesn't hold herself to the same standard she holds you.

[–]arichone 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Four hours or for hours?

[–]JTGtoniteonly[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

For hours as in multiple hours.

[–]aliiraq68 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hypocrite

[–]shane141 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Someone is whipped so hard they dont even know what's happening lol

[–]Professor-Obvious -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP, I understand that you think she is awesome. I also agree on choosing your battles. Just switch it up on her, ask her to sell her phone, and games. If she's says she wouldn't, then you don't have to sell your stuff. You have to understand that even if she's not that bad, she's showing early signs of being controlling.

[–]HexKrak -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hate to say it, but this is a big red flag. People who are unable to see such a glaring hypocrisy will make your life hell.