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[–]mybustersword 480ポイント481ポイント  (70子コメント)

What if he sneezes

[–]HotLasagna 262ポイント263ポイント  (45子コメント)

What about when the fish shit?

[–]killinrin 183ポイント184ポイント  (33子コメント)

What about when he sneezes fish shit?

[–]Rooonaldooo99 37ポイント38ポイント  (16子コメント)

I suggest consulting a doctor.

[–]Do-stars-fart 27ポイント28ポイント  (13子コメント)

Not a doctor here. He has cancer

[–]_Gizmo_ 16ポイント17ポイント  (8子コメント)

If you're a doctor, I'm a mogwai.

[–]mdlost1 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

You don't sound Scottish

[–]Garrus_Vakarian__ 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

What the fuck is happening in this thread

[–]conmel72 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're mogwai, then I'm a dinosaur.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just WebMD'd. Can confirm. He has fish shit sneeze cancer.

[–]Dr_Cunning_Linguist 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doctor here. I suggest consulting an aquarist

[–]magicbullets 11ポイント12ポイント  (10子コメント)

'Fishit'.

[–]Curious_Swede 13ポイント14ポイント  (7子コメント)

Fish'n'shit?

[–]Id_Quote_That 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Usually proceeded by bass to mouth

[–]V_Wolf 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

Then there's fish shit in the water - just like in the sea. Have you ever seen seawater under a microscope? Not exactly the most pristine of places either.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't need a microscope at the seaside here. You can see the large fudge barges just sailing by.

[–]ScroteMcGoate 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

fudge barge

So using that.

[–]HotLasagna 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

I live near the Gulf of Mexico, where the sewer pipes go directly into the water. And I don't care how cool you are with fish shit and microscopes but if you had a fish lay out a long tube of unescapable poop inches from your face (presumably whilst people are pointing and laughing at your misfortune) you would be far from happy.

[–]zxain 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure the entire island of Galveston is made up of fish and human shit. Also trash, lots and lots of trash.

[–]JamAtNthZoo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

“Ah, water. Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.”

W.C. Fields

[–]SuaveRico 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

You can't sneeze under water... can you?

[–]TJBrady182 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have. Actually pretty recently. I started above water but released underwater. So... I guess this situation would be different. This post is useless. Sorry guys.

[–]salty-nipples 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean you could've kept scrolling to be honest, I spent pointless seconds on your post. And then more seconds writing this post. Shit but now I'm putting people in the same predicament. STOP READING. EVERYONE STOP READING RIGHT NOW. We're setting the human race back dozens of seconds here and I just need you to stop.

If you're still here you're the sole reason I drink.

[–]Bihron 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

You can but it's incredibly difficult as there's no dust to cause you to sneeze

[–]bartonar 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

This may be getting off topic, but is it always dust that causes sneezing?

I seem to chronically be sneezing all the time, and no one around me ever sneezes. It seems really weird, and I kinda want to know why.

[–]clwu 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't sneeze with nose plugged

[–]wastingtoomuchthyme 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

or throws up?

[–]proxy69 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fun fact: while scuba diving, you are supposed to throw up into your regulator if you need to puke. If you take it out and puke you will naturally gasp for air under water and most likely die. Also the fish will swarm around your face and eat all your vomit!

[–]thornsandroses 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

But then wouldn't you choke on your vomit?

[–]k1ll3r5mur4 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, regulators are designed to allow vomit to vent out the air exhaust.

[–]mazdarati2 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or his goggles fail?

[–]mybustersword 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

The goggles... They do nothing

[–]mazdarati2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My eyes will hurt a lot if I get water in them, not sure how he does this.

[–]cosmonk_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if he gets an erection?

[–]1percentof1 201ポイント202ポイント  (50子コメント)

Imagine if he drowned in that thing.

[–]Justavian 36ポイント37ポイント  (7子コメント)

If he loses consciousness standing up, i think the force of the fall would probably set him free.

[–]jimmy_beans 20ポイント21ポイント  (6子コメント)

Maybe not if it's acrylic.

[–]B4DD 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

That would not have been a wise choice....

[–]snake_lamp 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not to judge too harshly, but I'm thinking this guy's priorities may not be wise choices.

[–]B4DD 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Idk, it's clear a good amount of thought and time went into this and It kinda looks like this is at some kind of festival. So while it definitely looks detrimental I think he probably has ways out.

[–]one-eleven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It probably is. How shitty would it be if you were wearing that and misjudged a corner and it just shattered all around you.

[–]JamesBearded 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was thinking about that. I could see myself yawning, sneezing, coughing, or somehow breaking the seal on the mouthpiece. Maybe even dancing too much and having the googles get loose.

I think I would probably start to freak out, and end up drowning myself. What a sight that would be - drowned to death while sitting in an open dry field. It could possibly set the world record for a drowning death with the least amount of water.

[–]Slapsticks 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't think that's true - in WW1 and WW2 it was common for soldiers to drown in puddles less than an inch deep if they lost consciousness.

[–]jtb3566 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm assuming the mouthpiece isn't too different from a SCUBA mouthpiece (in terms of the valve keeping water out), in which case breaking the seal shouldn't matter at all.

[–]Oatmeal_Addict 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

In Terraria you can have a fish bowl helmet but if you put it in your actual helmet slot (there's a "social" slot for cool stuff that does literally nothing to affect your stats) you eventually drown.

[–]iamadogforreal 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I imagine the back of it has a big rubber plug that can be pulled out quickly and easily and would drain the tank in a few seconds. Or at the very least pulling out the mouthpiece would do this. A lot of "crazy" stuff you see on reddit and social media is carefully engineered to be viral and not remotely dangerous. This guy wants attention not suicide.

[–]Oxyuscan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Engineered to be viral or not, I think it's pretty neat

[–]I_are_facepalm 296ポイント297ポイント  (13子コメント)

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

[–]DondeT 163ポイント164ポイント  (11子コメント)

Ear after ear

[–]sub-t 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

souls

You missed a gold(fish) opportunity.

Just two lost soles swimming in a fish bowl

[–]ProtectThisHaus 193ポイント194ポイント  (20子コメント)

The cons far out weigh the theoretical benefits of this

[–]gdex 89ポイント90ポイント  (15子コメント)

Are there any benefits to this at all?

[–]Nkliph 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clearly the illusion of a massive head is the top benefit.

[–]TheJanks 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fish have joined an elite society of gold fish that have seen more of the world than any others.

Shame Goldfish have no long term memory.

[–]Utaneus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exfoliation - the fish eat the little pieces of dead skin in the guy's face.

[–]NinjaBullets 28ポイント29ポイント  (11子コメント)

Seems really dangerous

[–]turtle_br0 77ポイント78ポイント  (8子コメント)

Only if you're a bitch.

[–]Rickrickrickrickrick 49ポイント50ポイント  (7子コメント)

"If you're not a bitch, nothing is dangerous." - Confucius

[–]chooseausername13 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny enough I'd be mostly worried about losing my teeth. For example tripping and hitting something with the mouthpiece or someone hitting it on purpose or by accident.

[–]DrobUWP 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, I would at least have to have an emergency drain rigged. a rip cord that pulls a plug in the bottom and a little one in the top for air

[–]callmevelvet_thunder 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fer yer health, dummy!

[–]gotkrypto 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

...you eat the ants because they're made of protein.

[–]THATSEXYWOG 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

All great until they start nibbling on you face and you can't stop them.

[–]killinrin 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

Aw it's like the nautical version of the end of 1984!

[–]ohyouresilly 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey come on asshole how about some spoiler tags I was gonna watch that you big jerk

[–]killinrin 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

SPOILER ALERT it's a movie about brotherly love

[–]bootcampcpl 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many fingers am i holding up?

[–]MrMoustachio 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't have teeth. That is actually a type of pedicure you can get. That would feel quite nice.

[–]Treborius 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]thebluemonkey 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

And he actually did that, rather than finding a way of faking it

which is kinda cool

[–]hosewater 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

The footage is substantially slowed down during the instrumental middle bit before the vocals come back in. Behind the scenes footage is in the "Meeting People is Easy" documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLYo9ib88Ps

Edit - sped up to slowed down. They sped up the playback of the audio during filming and then the footage is slowed down later to make it appear that he is under for much longer.

[–]CelticJoe 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

But he's only underwater for 1 minute... it's pretty easy to hold your breath for that long. Was this a Health and Safety thing?

[–]Kerfulfel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know if you've watched the video the guy you're replying to posted, but it shows they had to re-do that shot several times. Not that easy to hold your breath for 1 minute several times over and over

[–]Jenks44 92ポイント93ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]andsoitgoes42 51ポイント52ポイント  (0子コメント)

The level of commitment versus the level of recognition would be ridiculously obscene.

[–]AckmanDESU 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

The funny thing is that you actually drown if you equip it.

I remember when I started playing Terraria and I got so excited when I found goldfish. I made a hat for me and my friend and we both equipped them.

I laughed for like 10 minutes when we both died and realized what the hell was going on.

[–]SyphilisIsABitch 59ポイント60ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]masoninsicily 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

Why is this familiar...

Edit: for some reason it reminds me something that would be in the Series of Unfortunate events series

[–]heyo_throw_awayo 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

It looks like Rattman's art of Chell from portal 2

[–]andsoitgoes42 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And also looks like a card I'd love to get in Dixit.

[–]Deafbones 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reminds me of that Radiohead video - https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg

[–]nill0c 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The making-of that video reveals the trick (it's played in fast forward) but also reveals that it was still pretty hard to do.

[–]escapingtraveller 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's the art on a youtube video for Mogwai's Take me somewhere nice, which a few years back used to pop into the recommended videos all the time. Maybe it's because of that?

[–]masoninsicily 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For some reason it made me think it was from a book I read about someone who had a fishbowl on their head for some reason. I keep thinking A series of unfortunate events. Time to google

[–]inconspicuous_male 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is a similar style to the cover of SoUE

[–]yosemitetrailblazer 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

He looks like a goblin from Harry Potter.

[–]xhable 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or troll from troll(1986)

[–]Tatsputin 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both Harry Potter movies

[–]Killer_Tomato 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or a bubble head charm.

[–]thrustinfreely 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I felt like I was suffocating looking at that picture.

[–]krambone 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Thom Yorke went a little overboard on the set of No Surprises."

[–]the0ncomingstorm 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh girl, these shoes would go so well with that hat.

[–]flowgurt 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

I've never been able to tell if he was really high or if water seeped into his goggles.

[–]macpwns 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

The light being reflected into the tank would be blinding.

[–]Pigsfly77 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah came to the comments to say, "wow he looks really fucked up"

[–]Theemuts 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It seems to be very sunny, maybe he's having trouble with sun glare

[–]jroddie4 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you're stoned in public and trying to blend

[–]Ya_ya_ya_ya 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: We have some of the finest commenters all handpicked from YouTube

[–]00Boner 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

But seriously, how long could he be in there before his skin starts to have issues/break down/etc. I didn't think we were meant to be submerged in water for long periods of time.

[–]drgojirax 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome Mysterio cosplay.

[–]Holyhitman173 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Those poor fish. Being cramped in there. No adequate amount or continuous supy of oxygen. Not mention the corrosive oils from the man's skin effecting the defensive slime layer that covers the fish as a first form of defense against disease.

[–]Fat_Head_Carl 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I definitely thought that there won't be enough surface area to transmit gasses (c02 & o2) for the fish to survive.

[–]Holyhitman173 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're right, especially when there is nothing to cause turbulence on I. The water to trap oxygen inside of it.

[–]ohyouresilly 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They better be careful removing that thing or he is gonna ruin that sharp suit of his.

[–]be_cool_honeybunny 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The suit coat makes it all look official though.

[–]Literallywhyy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'lll taaaaaaake a quieeeet life a haaaaandshaaake of carbon monoxide

[–]PhilosophyOfTheWorld 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

such a pretty house

such a pretty garden

[–]jeremy33x 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure if grown man, or little grown man.

[–]EdwardArson 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would be terrified does he have a safety switch in case he starts drowning when the mouthpiece malfunctions?

[–]Kampfchair 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No alarms and no surprises please...

[–]flowerstands 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if your face would get pruney?

[–]oddlord 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw two guys like that in Paléo last year!

[–]Rockafish 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're gonna need a bigger bowl.

[–]DigitalSignalX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of the (real life tech) Liquid Breathing apparatus that was used in the film "Abyss"

[–]dabenpb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pimp of the year.

[–]robeph 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is Kim Jong Un wearing such a silly hat?

[–]SuaveRico 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thom Yorke would be proud.

[–]robot925 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it still me that makes you sweat?

[–]Madworldz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is amusing and all. But very impractical.

[–]crumbbelly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope no one shits into the end of that snorkel.

[–]ImAdork123 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks like a freakin nightmare!!!

[–]Aaronmcom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In case of emergency break glass

[–]prowithstandards 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you think is face will be really wrinkley after he's taken it off?

[–]yoloneverdie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wanna try it too!

[–]Astronerd955 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You see that filter on the end? I'm willing to bet money that it wasn't there at first, but one day someone ran up and stuck a potato or something up that pipe.

[–]vertebrate 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The sun comes out from behind a cloud, sending warm rays down to the ground, where Hans sits, head inside his fishbowl.

Hans is thinking "this might look cool, but I can't actually talk to anyone beyond the occasional grunt through the snorkel. Then again, no one is talking to me either. Not even sure I could even hear them, if they did".

The suns rays hit the fish bowl, refract through the glass, then refract differently through the water, focussing perfectly on Hans' forehead, as though through a big magnifying glass. It takes only seconds to burn through the skin and skull, giving the fish a special snack treat, and Hans the sweet release he never knew he wanted.

[–]the_silver_spaceship 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I'd be having a panic attack.

[–]Shnazzyone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is genius! Be the life of the party AND not have to have social interaction with anyone. Engineer a booze intake point and I would be on board for this.

[–]hellojimbo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is cool as shit.

[–]rrranderson19 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's so cool! Probably takes like an hour to put on.

[–]ktreektree 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

I wonder how long it took for the fish to die from the inevitable build up of heat in the tank?

[–]dogbreath101 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

i doubt it would take that ong and with a big bubble of water around his head i bet he would get sunburned quickly as well

[–]Kellygrl6441 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or from terrible PH levels because there's someone's head in their tank.

[–]Aiku 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The fish are the 'coal-mine canaries'; when they die, it's time to take the bowl of hot water off your head.

And have some sushi.

[–]sushipusha 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's all fun & games until someone switches the goldfish to piranhas.

[–]George_Kaplan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As modelled by Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.

[–]Speech_Less 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thom Yorke or.....?

[–]pharix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

is it just because of the water inside that his head looks huge?

[–]callcybercop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, WTF?

[–]Bakayaro_Matsuda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This gives me so much claustrophobia feels just by looking at it...

[–]hughesahoe -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks so stupid!!

[–]BobDylansMuse 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously one of the weirdest things I've seen on Reddit... Even beats the shoe box.

[–]Roadguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he's getting a little purple around the eyes.