So people do things for money where I live, I get that. I get along with the sunglasses guys really well ( helps that they also sell and smoke weed though I don't). Those that sell pottery know we don't need any, if they ask for a smoke I'm always willing to give one and they play with our dog. Life is good. I can leave my bag with a sunglass guy to go swimming and I trust them more then most tourists ( because they will be more careful).

But today was funny, a guy walking down the beach with a scale. He comes up to me and first asks if I want to be weighed, for what would amount to 50 cents US dollars.

Why would I want that I ask? He said because you look maybe 25 and you should know if you weigh the same.

I'm 48, game on. I'm fairly thin.

Why would I need to know my weight?

Well you should know.

Why?

To know if you're attractive or not.

I'm married and I couldn't care less. ( at this point my dog is starting to become agitated, he picks up on my mood).

Then the typical pick up lines, I ignore but restaurant staff come over. I ask them if I should let the dog out, Yes!

I try to be a decent person in life but gave my dog the command while holding his collar. I get trying to make a living and wanting a sugar momma, no problem but your line is weighing woman?

Dog was told to lay down after he ran away. All is well that ends well.