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[–]SaintOdhran 977ポイント978ポイント  (33子コメント)

"Trainy! You came back to save me!"

"Of course I did, Steven! I can't stay angry at you!"

[–]TheAdmiralKey 325ポイント326ポイント  (29子コメント)

Don't know why but this comment just made me openly laugh at work.

I work at a call center.

I was also in a call.

[–]fickle_floridian 251ポイント252ポイント  (10子コメント)

Can confirm. I was just attempting to save money on my car insurance, and the employee laughed at me.

[–]Conkeldurr 112ポイント113ポイント  (8子コメント)

If you see a funny gif on Reddit, you laugh. It's what you do.

If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to GEICO. It's what you do.

[–]Bloated_Butthole 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just not during a call.

[–]uglyBaby 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

When else would you switch to GEICO?

[–]finelife 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Up to 15% or more. The amount you could save by switching to geico is literally the set of real numbers.

[–]Styrak 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

save by switching to geico is literally the set of real numbers.

I only deal in imaginary numbers like [square root of -1]

[–]squallstormviii 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

i only deal in imaginary numbers

FTFY

[–]alflup 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well you did hit a grandmother sitting in a wheelchair at a bus stop while hotboxing in your car driving at 50 mph. Good luck getting your car insurance lowered after that.

[–]bangmanator 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

I've done that before. it sucks.

[–]whycuthair 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

How you in a call and browsing reddit at the same time, man? Is that when you put people on hold?

[–]Amaegith 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cell phone man, just zone out on the call.

"Uh huh, uh huh...have you tried turning it off and on again?" "Sir I'm asking about my car insurance"

[–]theacorneater 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now I know why I'm put on hold for 30 minutes straight with that abomination for music. I just hang up after 30 minutes.

[–]Kasendou 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

One less ticket in the queue. Working as intended.

[–]mattd121794 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Are you laughing at my broken cell phone?"

[–]inksday 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No wonder people in call centers are always so useless, busy reading reddit.

[–]captapollo10 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went back in time for you Kung Fury.

[–]Finger-Guns 117ポイント118ポイント  (12子コメント)

Shouldve jumped on and made a great escape.

[–]Play_by_Play 63ポイント64ポイント  (10子コメント)

Escape from what? The other guy's dead.

[–]jahvoncreamcone 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

Escape from the LSPD.

[–]_Squirrel_Fucker 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

You can never escape LSD

[–]Firewolf420 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not unless you've got a few Benzos

[–]seattleite23 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Rail 2 Xanax and call me in the morning."

[–]LordDongler 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't rail xanax, they're not water soluble and as such they won't be taken up by the mucus membranes in your nose. It'll just drip down your throat and end up in your stomach anyway.

Swallowing them is far more efficient

[–]mrgonzalez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The thoughts racing through your head. The emotion of the situation. The fear.

[–]Section37 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

debatable. gif loops before we see whether his shoes came off

[–]thealmightydru 227ポイント228ポイント  (11子コメント)

Your training is now complete.

[–]Hunnicandorf 57ポイント58ポイント  (9子コメント)

Glad the other guy is on track...

[–]StaticDreams 25ポイント26ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'd hate for his motivation to get derailed.

[–]NOTurKNIGHT 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

He seems to be all aboard now.

[–]l3mon_aid 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

Strangely enough, this is still one of the mildest things that I've seen happening on GTA Online.

[–]henry_blackie 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'm sure someone pulled up in an armoured Kuruma after and blew him up.

[–]MacheTexx 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

Oh man I hated those guys when I was a low level. Now I just snipe them or blow them if they get near.

[–]ThePurpleArrow 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

blow them if they get near

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]MacheTexx 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I am such a whore

[–]SuperSkeptik 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, but then you have to pay for their vehicle.

[–]Simon_CY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most I've ever paid for a custom Kuruma's insurance was just under $7000. There's several short official missions that pay out that much in under 5 minutes. Totally worth it.

Knocking over 4-6 convenience stores will also get you that much. The rockets and C4 I used were more worrying for cost. Lol

[–]direknight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But you can't throw explosives out of an armored Kuruma.

[–]VoicesDontStop 165ポイント166ポイント  (22子コメント)

I like trains.

[–]Imissyourgirlfriend2 54ポイント55ポイント  (14子コメント)

I like turtles.

[–]soylentdream 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

They're two, they're four, they're six, they're eight

They'll fuck up that guy you hate

Paint his ass in black and blue

They're the Really Useful Crew

[–]_Kilvin 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

"They'll fuck up that guy that you hate" fits the meter better.

[–]thegreaser15 63ポイント64ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ooooooohhhhh long Johnson! Oh Long Johns....

[–]GADBabaganoosh 65ポイント66ポイント  (3子コメント)

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

[–]brainsurgery101 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

Blaine is a pain.

[–]vanillathunder12 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

And that's the truth.

[–]RadarReady 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have forgotten the face of your father.

[–]reacher 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

He doesn't like silly questions

[–]specializationisover 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or silly games, he's just a great big choo choo train and he'll always be the same...

[–]TheeAJPowell 47ポイント48ポイント  (16子コメント)

People who spam kicks like that in GTA fistfights deserve to get hit by a train.

[–]ItsFunIfTheyRun 17ポイント18ポイント  (8子コメント)

Tip to win 100% of your fist fights:

Don't lock yourself into the fighting context but just run towards the guy and spam melee. It basically creates a loop of repeated punches the other guy literally can't get out of until he dies.

[–]Total_Wanker 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

What happens if the other person does the same? Guessing the universe will explode?

[–]olieliminated 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're on PS4 everyone just gets kicked out of the server.

[–]brentlikeaboss 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Does this work irl?

[–]RootsRocksnRuts 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's called windmilling and it does not.

[–]0xFFE3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If someone's windmilling against you IRL, they've just given you range control, line control, and pace control. They need to maintain the same pace, range, and line to continue windmilling, and windmilling does not control the opponent on any one of those.

Use any of line (ex: sidestepping), pace (ex: getting in a quick, calculated shot), or range (ex: stepping inside of their arms and using elbow strikes, stomps, or grappling of some sort), to counter, whatever works best for you.

Or use them all to position them how you like, as was done in this gif, in a game where windmilling works significantly better than in real life.

If they break windmilling whenever it's not advantageous to them, technically it's not windmilling anymore. (Might be rushing, context depending).

[–]TheeAJPowell 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

But I want it to be fair. Hell, I only ever fist-fight against my friends. Try and fist fight with most people online, they just pull out and auto-shotgun and fill you full of holes.

[–]Violated_Pee_Holes 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

How do you not kick? I play on the 360 and it drives me crazy.

[–]freeloader11 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the distance between you two mostly decides on whether you punch or kick. But I've never actually tested it

[–]TheeAJPowell 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

As far as I know, either moving backwards whilst striking and locked on or pressing X/A causes you to kick, so try pressing R2/RT or Circle/B.

If you're lucky against the AI, you'll get OHK animations of your character headbutting them etc.

[–]HearshotAtomDisaster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Distance, mostly. But there's a few different animations your character will perform for said distance. When you're real up close and attack (melee) you might head butt them real good (my personal fave), or you might give them a pimp slap (hard to not get satisfaction from this, though). And tbh, I have more success doing the variations (and more specifically the up close instakill attacks) when I'm not locked onto them- just walked up and attacked without targeting them. Even then it seems semi-random.

[–]Blittzzo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

On pc you press R instead of right clicking.

[–]KingRok2t 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

As long as you commit to the fight and don't pull out a gun you're doing it right

[–]TheeAJPowell 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, the countering's funny on kicks, only works every now and then or if you've got a perfect connection. Otherwise, your character just sways and gets booted in the 'nads instead.

[–]Gellert 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Always mind your surroundings.

[–]I_am_box 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right?Online fights can be dumb.

[–]SuperSkeptik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe the other guy was in first person. Gives him a big disadvantage against someone who wasn't in first person.

[–]Sleeper256 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're waiting for a train...

[–]Rick-Grimes-Yo 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you.

[–]hubert969 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But you don't know for sure.

[–]themaplestate 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

OH LONG JOHNSON! OHHH LONG JOHNSOOOOON!

[–]baconatbacon 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

That seemed like something Jax and the gang would have pulled if Charming had trains. So well done you random biker hooligan!

[–]ArcticTerrapin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

scrolled through looking for the SoA comment, wasn't disappointed

[–]baconatbacon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was actually first! I'm normally in your position :)

[–]Rick-Grimes-Yo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah god ole' SoA, or Hamlet but with bikers. What a great show.

I got this.

[–]griffmeister 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"No, see, I kill the train conductor."

[–]NecessaryPiglet 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did he.. actually dodge a melee attack in GTA online rather than spamming RT? I'm going to need some time to process this.

[–]Exelar 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Situational Awareness for the win.

[–]Lechonmaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing beats the Warriors video game subway level.

[–]EpycWyn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I like trains."

"No wait don-!"

[–]MrJustaDude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The other looks so confident he won the fight. Looks like just before he gets hit he would say "Get the fuck outta here" Vroooooooom

[–]Viperspider 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I first I thought that OP was the bitch for running away from the fight, and then I noticed that that guy is exclusively kicking and now I agree that that guy deserved to get hit by the train.

[–]jdw101 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Isn't the one in the hoody always the bad one?

[–]FourThunders 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That reminds me of playing Street Fighter and Mortal Combat as a kid with my brother.

When he would use the same kick move, over and over.

[–]rotato 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why I loved cp_well

[–]reacher 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Blaine is a pain and that is the truth

[–]specializationisover 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Choo choo, choo choo...though that train wasn't pink.

[–]HdBngr13 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

How do you get a hoodie with the hood up?

[–]Shabur 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wear a ski mask after buying a normal hoodie jacket.

[–]svtscottie 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn it CJ......

[–]Entropic_Cookie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is so badass.

[–]Dogalicious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stay off the tracks when the trains coming through hay-seed.

[–]LovesAbusiveWomen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are some weak-ass kicks.

He needs to do more stretches so he can do higher kicks.

[–]Eaglezzz 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like to think OP lured this guy into the train. Look at the other guys health. One more blow would've killed him.

[–]Lampmonster1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like he spots the train and purposely moves so the other guy doesn't look in that direction.

[–]JesterMarcus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy must really like having a train run on him.

[–]nohair_nocare 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blaine is a pain.

[–]SEEENRULEZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can actually dodge melee attacks? Hand to hand is always so laggy that I didn't even know this was possible with other players.

[–]xiaowudao 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i had no idea you could dodge while in melee combat lol... how do u do it? on ps4

[–]draino117 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was waiting for an achievement to pop up.

[–]soopanoob 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL/LPT: don't fight on train tracks

[–]jeexbit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OH! snippy

[–]JCycloneK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taken from marcogenesis's post in the GTA subreddit

[–]left4candy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tunnel Snakes Rule!

[–]PROchiief 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good riddance.

[–]RzK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was there to save your life and you mock him

[–]benreddit468 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did he like trains?

[–]Tenixxor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."

[–]1MM0RT4L 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Karma is a bitch.

[–]humbleasfck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why you play in 3rd person

[–]Helmet321[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I'm off to play GTA now.

[–]bbqwoa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My name.... is NEO

[–]ChildishGambinoFan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is the winner the one who dies then?

[–]kevonicus 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why did this get upvoted so much? Literally anyone can do this.

[–]sonofabee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, but this guy did.

[–]peskoly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The train is the best. Epic train battles!

[–]dukerustfield 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the pre-hipster hipster days, there were some people who started freighthopping like the bums of the Depression. They thought it was great fun. (I was reading this in an article.) But one thing a person made clear was: "a train doesn't care if you live or die. It will take off your leg and leave you bleeding to death in the railyard and never know you existed."

[–]TheReplacer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have never seen that jacket?

[–]Hello_Generic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear it looked like the moment the guy took off the dude in the hoodie was thinking, "Yeah, you better run!" Makes it so much more satisfying watching him get splattered

[–]StillBurningInside 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The train wins... and it always will.

[–]primum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love trainy surprise videos!

[–]bandageno92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Karma is a bitch.

[–]homefree122 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's kind of like that last fight scene in The Matrix.

[–]sateeshsai 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Choo choo mother fucker.

[–]warplayer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is there a way to make GTA Online fun? I always get so frustrated when I try to play it. Seems like I'm always waiting around for missions.

[–]tschatman 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You never learned to mind your surroundings!

[–]drabar12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heard that in Liam Neeson's voice

[–]muayadw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's brutal

[–]dizzyack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sound of inevitability

[–]Bosefchrist92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like trains

[–]Metrofball52 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What crew is that?

[–]contra_band 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rockstar loves the pain train

[–]Gambit66 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which game is this?

[–]Compassion8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ive dun that so many times

[–]bigslayerguyman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was trying to save you of course/

[–]PavelDatsyuk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wanna see it from their view.

[–]cjgroveus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Def Jam fight for New York, they should make a PC full res remake.

[–]i_naked 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Greg Plitt's death was dumber than this.

[–]foxthree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OH LONG JOHNSON! OH LONG JONSON!

[–]360walkaway 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What was that, a fight where only nutkicks are allowed?

[–]Considine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the train didn't decide shit, Greenpants bitched out

[–]ShatteredMentality 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am I the only one that doesn't understand the hand-to-hand fighting on GTA5?

[–]asderxsdxcv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of def jam.