Welcome to /r/Jokes!
Guidelines and Information
- /r/Jokes does not give karma for submissions. Comment karma still works
- Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes.
- Keep the comment section civil and light hearted.
- Personal attacks will not be tolerated. If you want to be a dick, go to /r/insults
- Jokes must be in text format, no linking to outside sites. (YouTube, Imgur, etc)
- Reposts are allowed.
These are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as offensive. Unless it's spam, it stays.
Friends of the sub:
Thanks to leroy_twiggles for the header!
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