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[–]Mogg_the_Poet 55 points56 points57 points 2 hours ago (12 children)
Someone pointed out to me recently that...
What if the reason black people tend to get shot a lot is that they're always reaching for their sagging trousers and the cops perceive it to be reaching for a weapon?
Edit: This was the post
[–]gizzardgullet 18 points19 points20 points 1 hour ago (9 children)
The solution is obviously Velcro trousers that break away and fall off when the person wearing them starts running. If you're serious about resisting arrest properly you'll buy some.
[–]AdmiralAckbarAMA 7 points8 points9 points 1 hour ago (4 children)
WHY DONT THEY JUST WEAR A FUCKING BELT?
[–]Thendofreason 15 points16 points17 points 1 hour ago (0 children)
They do wear a belt. They wear one so they can keep it at their knees
[–]lurked 3 points4 points5 points 1 hour ago (1 child)
BECAUSE FASHION, YO!
[–]beansandbigs 0 points1 point2 points 52 minutes ago (0 children)
LOL, Fashion.
[–]jmurphy42 0 points1 point2 points 16 minutes ago (0 children)
Or better yet, pants that fit in the first place.
[–]Mogg_the_Poet -1 points0 points1 point 1 hour ago (3 children)
It's not about resisting arrest.
It's about adjusting their trousers in any situation.
[–]gizzardgullet 3 points4 points5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
Then the solution is obviously transparent trousers so the police can see the person wearing them is not concealing a weapon.
[–]Mogg_the_Poet 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago (1 child)
Do you like... have kickstarters you're trying to fund?
[–]PicturElements 6 points7 points8 points 1 hour ago* (0 children)
That's it, now 4chan will be my main source of information.
[–]chainstoreMassacre -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 minutes ago (0 children)
You realize how racist that theory sounds, right? I know tons of white people who have sagging pants. Hell, once upon a time, that was me.
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[–]Mogg_the_Poet 55 points56 points57 points (12 children)
[–]gizzardgullet 18 points19 points20 points (9 children)
[–]AdmiralAckbarAMA 7 points8 points9 points (4 children)
[–]Thendofreason 15 points16 points17 points (0 children)
[–]lurked 3 points4 points5 points (1 child)
[–]beansandbigs 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]jmurphy42 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Mogg_the_Poet -1 points0 points1 point (3 children)
[–]gizzardgullet 3 points4 points5 points (2 children)
[–]Mogg_the_Poet 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
[–]PicturElements 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]chainstoreMassacre -5 points-4 points-3 points (0 children)