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[–]JimmyRUDEjam 48 points49 points  (8 children)

Holy shit, what happened to confession bear?!

[–]Mveepee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Popular opinion bear at this point.

[–]Aurify 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The thirst for imaginary internet points is what happened.

[–]_OldBay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Opinion Bear®

[–]EnigmaticShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creepy bear face

[–]Redditismuerta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like PeeWee Herman

[–]mudbutt20 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]JimmyRUDEjam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow.

[–]iusethisatwrk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can foresee a series of teen slasher flicks with snoo bear as the antagonist.

[–]CannedWolfMeat 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Such a brave confession.

[–]theflyingdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAE HAYTE LE SAGGING?!?!? XDDDDDD

[–]Mogg_the_Poet 55 points56 points  (12 children)

Someone pointed out to me recently that...

What if the reason black people tend to get shot a lot is that they're always reaching for their sagging trousers and the cops perceive it to be reaching for a weapon?

Edit: This was the post

[–]gizzardgullet 19 points20 points  (9 children)

The solution is obviously Velcro trousers that break away and fall off when the person wearing them starts running. If you're serious about resisting arrest properly you'll buy some.

[–]AdmiralAckbarAMA 7 points8 points  (4 children)

WHY DONT THEY JUST WEAR A FUCKING BELT?

[–]Thendofreason 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They do wear a belt. They wear one so they can keep it at their knees

[–]lurked 4 points5 points  (1 child)

BECAUSE FASHION, YO!

[–]beansandbigs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LOL, Fashion.

[–]jmurphy42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or better yet, pants that fit in the first place.

[–]Mogg_the_Poet -1 points0 points  (3 children)

It's not about resisting arrest.

It's about adjusting their trousers in any situation.

[–]gizzardgullet 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Then the solution is obviously transparent trousers so the police can see the person wearing them is not concealing a weapon.

[–]Mogg_the_Poet 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do you like... have kickstarters you're trying to fund?

[–]PicturElements 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's it, now 4chan will be my main source of information.

[–]chainstoreMassacre -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You realize how racist that theory sounds, right? I know tons of white people who have sagging pants. Hell, once upon a time, that was me.

[–]Epicninja0101 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My god that bear is horrific.

[–]Keiichi81 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]yodasonics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video is the reason I opened up the comments.

[–]Ohgodwhatisthisidont 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Incredibly brave.

[–]Handicapreader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Belts are cheaper than doctors!

[–]NoFunHere 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I don't understand why the population who are statistically most likely to run from cops are also the population most likely to wear pants that don't stay up by themselves.

Source: I watched a couple of episodes of cops

[–]Val_Hallen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't understand why nobody on COPS ever looked at the camera and asked "Am I on COPS?"

That show was on for years. They had to know!

[–]frame_of_mind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edited out obviously.

[–]PM_Me_Stuff_Please_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well you see, they wear them that way because in jail you don't get a belt. You want to look cool like you're in jail right?

[–]OnionDart 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was in LGA a few weeks ago when this guy with his pants down around his knees was running and using both hands to hold them up. He must also have found out his connection was delayed or something and was repetitively saying "Thank you Jesus, thank you jesus" while running and his pants down around his ankles. It was the funniest sight I have seen in a long while. I make eye contact with another individual both of us smirking like crazy. I did not know this other stranger, but at that moment we had shared a special moment. We both were dying of laughter inside, but unable to express it outwardly. We shared that moment together.

[–]Nekima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fucking stupid looking bear, OP you're a real card. Fuck

[–]Eastview10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you used a throw away for that deep confession OP.

[–]yakri 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Shouldn't this be satisfaction seal?

that's how I felt last time I saw that happened. I pointed and laughed at him too as the bus he was running for pulled away.

[–]iusethisatwrk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's what this nightmarish hybrid thing is? I can't stare at it long enough to work it out though.

[–]comedygene 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But did you hVe the balls to laugh loud enough so he can hear?

[–]insanelyphat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have always found the hatred for this odd, isn't it just a new form of kids rolling up their white t-shirts and slicking back their hair and cuffing their pants, or kids wearing their clothes backwards, or.... the list of clothing fads and styles over the decades can go on. The part that is most odd to me is that every generation swears that the people complaining just dont understand/get it they then turn around and do the same thing to the next generation when they have some fashion type thing that they dislike.

get over it they are just sagging pants

[–]TestTheyellowk123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing with music too, what ever the newest style is always "not real music".

[–]ski843 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I hope to see this someday. Just the thought makes me giggle like a crazy person.

[–]JCBDoesGaming 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Just let people wear what the fuck they want, you shouldn't judge someone because of the way they dress, what rocks your boat doesn't have to rock another persons boat.

Edit: Alright then, fuck people wearing baggy pants and shit, amirite Reddit?

[–]TestTheyellowk123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm with you man, reddit circle jerks sagging so hard. I still cant understand how someone else's clothing bothers people that much.

[–]oinkbane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

reddit: downvoting reasonable opinions because FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY

[–]Pifin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about we let people wear what they want AND let people judge them on their choice of attire. Judging people is a good way to cut through social bureaucracy.

[–]gm4 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I agree, every time these posts happen I just imagine all these cringey assholes making up for their lack of personalities and lack of any hobby outside of making themselves feel better surfing reddit.

[–]TestTheyellowk123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is the one place they have "power" over people who actually have a life.

[–]gm4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last one was a wedding party picture in r/trashy because the guy told his friends to where FOX riding gear and hats... So fucking what, the guy gets married and wants a theme? So he's trash? Everyone who upvoted that and agreed is trash.

[–]abuttfarting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck is this a confession. OP is an idiot.

[–]bryanpcox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's a pants faceplant, and how do you sag them? In other words, your sentence structure is awful.

[–]Evertonia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems more like r/ForwardsFromGrandma

[–]FANTASMABOBB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why you dreaming about other dudes saggy pants...

[–]bipolarrealist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They'll still do it again.

Old habits die hard.

[–]MrSriracha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Now watch me trip, now watch me nae nae"

[–]JoshuMertens -5 points-4 points  (17 children)

Let people wear what they want. Youre full of shit OP

[–]EconWannabe 3 points4 points  (14 children)

Found the guy who sags his pants.

[–]JoshuMertens -5 points-4 points  (13 children)

So what if i do? I dont wear JNCOs and a fedora so its all good

[–]OnkelX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I dont wear JNCOs and a fedora so its all good

Didn't you just tell him to let people wear what they want? lol

[–]JoshuMertens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference is sagging your pants is "in" with the trends. While a fedora and jncos are dated fashion items and youll be ridiculed whether someone is a fashion aficionado or not. And no i dont stop them from wearing those clothes and hat. But you wont see me wearing one

[–]trollfessor 0 points1 point  (10 children)

I don't want to see your fucking underwear. Stand up, wear your pants right, and walk straight.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[–]JoshuMertens -5 points-4 points  (9 children)

no. Sagging your pants is a fashion trend. You dont care because thats whats hip. Maybe become more openminded and go down from that high horse

[–]TestTheyellowk123 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Reddit only knows cargo shorts and sandals with socks on.

[–]JoshuMertens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking neckbeards

[–]Hecateus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PCMasterRace knows only stark nakkid! ..because grounding wires are for pussies.

[–]trollfessor -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Merely because other people do it does not mean that it looks good. You look foolish. Your 'boyz' won't tell you that because they're doing the same thing.

You can express your individuality in ways that don't make you look like a dumb ass, and you should do so.

[–]TestTheyellowk123 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You sound like the poster child for "DAE swag is for boyz and class is for MEN???" Tip your fedora somewhere else.

[–]trollfessor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No fedora here. Just someone who is willing to be honest with you.

You get one chance to make a first impression. Baggy pants ruins it.

Want to keep on looking like that? Fine, just don't forget my french fries with my order.

[–]SonVoltMMA -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

You dont care because thats whats hip.

LOL. If your standards of "hip" are set by the lowest socio-economic class in American then sure.

[–]SonVoltMMA -1 points0 points  (1 child)

But they're not wearing it, they're just kinda supporting them so they don't fall down.

[–]JoshuMertens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Theyre wearing them though. Its just loosely worn

[–]cassiopeia1280 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That happened to my brother once when he was in high school and wore his pants sagged, only it was winter and he fell right in the snow. It was hilarious.

[–]whoconfusedme -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Awesome.

[–]LeftFo0t -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are one creepy fellah

[–]deadpoolsixtynine -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Don't stop believin'!