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[–]EatHumans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's older than shit. That's the primary reason he won't get elected. No one wants an 80 year old man in charge of the TV remote, let alone the goddamn nuclear arsenal.

[–]Clatsopvincit omnia veritas[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry Bernie... That is not what is meant by "America, land of the free".

[–]johnyann 5 points6 points  (7 children)

He would just cut our military and turn the US into even more of a laughing stock.

[–]shaolingod 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Your military spending is one of the things that make you a laughing stock.

[–]PhilosoGuidoConstitutionalist 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Says some guy from some country who probably relies on our military to protect them. It's much easier to play socialism in the back yard with your toys when big daddy U.S. is there to protect you.

[–]xcbyers -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The thing is even if a candidate were to acknowledge that we probably could trim the defense budget it would be a kill shot to their career. The others would quickly call them "weak" or "soft on terrorism".

[–]Loveflu### -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a slobbering fool.

[–]IAmSteven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how national debt works.

[–]puddboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ever notice that the media reports on the number of people at his speeches, never about the content of those speeches?

[–]GOBUCKS614 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

feel the bern of the economy

[–]SirBillhelm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is this... Satire? Or...?