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Why don't feminists carry handguns? (self.Jokes)

cosmonk_ が 投稿

Because of the triggers.

I'm sorry

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[–]Solyndros 185ポイント186ポイント  (8子コメント)

Don't read these comments. They're full of idiots.

Including this one.

[–]somenamestaken 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

Admitting is the first step to recovery.

[–]covertwalrus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Don't read these comments
They are full of idiots
Including this one

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    [–]UlfricRainCoat 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's my secret Captain. I'm always offended.

    [–]Aurelleah 316ポイント317ポイント  (162子コメント)

    I fucking hope this triggers a feminist.

    [–]cosmonk_[S] 224ポイント225ポイント  (68子コメント)

    You'll know if it does. We all will.

    [–]Suckonmyfatvagina 246ポイント247ポイント  (3子コメント)

    YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

    [–]Noctis_Fox 37ポイント38ポイント  (61子コメント)

    Post it to /r/TwoXChromosomes and let the trigger-fest begin.

    [–]cosmonk_[S] 189ポイント190ポイント  (8子コメント)

    I only go there when I need a sandwich

    flinches

    [–]ilikespeed239 50ポイント51ポイント  (6子コメント)

    This will be needed by somebody

    [–]cluckay 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    inb4 /r/srs

    [–]silly_psycho 25ポイント26ポイント  (17子コメント)

    I say a ton of offensive shit, but what got me banned from that sub was saying I couldn't believe any men were against women being able to have their tits out in public.

    The world does not make sense to me.

    [–]Bullshit_To_Go 22ポイント23ポイント  (15子コメント)

    Have you actually observed real people in public? In practice, public nudity would be a fucking horrorshow.

    [–]silly_psycho 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Busted tits don't bother me any more than a fat dude with no shirt on. Which doesn't bother me at all. Why would I care? People being judgemental douche bags when 90 percent of the time they're fat flabby and pale too annoys the shit out of me, though.

    [–]nosplet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Like, what, people crowding all around it and saying/doing inappropriate things?

    Yeah... that's not how people work. If that's how people worked, whenever there's a fight in the street, all the onlookers would riot and start fighting too.

    If everything went to shit if there was an event of public nudity, breastfeeding in public (for example) would never ever happen, unless I'm seriously interpreting it wrong and by "horrorshow" you don't actually mean like people going nuts and going apeshit

    [–]Raw_Stanky 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Yeah, so many fat asses

    [–]altxatu -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Here's the thing, I'm all for the freedom for ladies to let the titties out. But the people who take advantage of that stuff isn't normally the people you want to take advantage of that stuff.

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      [–]fishcircumsizer -3ポイント-2ポイント  (16子コメント)

      Is there a feminist hate sub reddit?

      [–]1512832 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

      /r/TumblrInAction

      [–]wiccabilly 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Quite a few but I'm afraid they're about as toxic as the feminist subs.

      [–]OpheliasBreath 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

      The majority of Reddit.

      [–]Pube_Stretcher -3ポイント-2ポイント  (3子コメント)

      /r/Theredpill

      [–]kylepierce11 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      They're literally the exact same thing in the end.

      [–]SmolderingDesigns [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Wait, hold on... are you really saying that feminism is the same as the red pill?? Reddit never fails to amaze and depress me at the same time.

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        [–]Orchir 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It would get removed so fast

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          [–]MannoSlimminsI rule with an iron fist and open mockery of the plebs[M] 12ポイント13ポイント  (10子コメント)

          In the future, don't do this, please. This just gets mods from other subs mad at us, and we get accused of brigading.

          [–]American____ 4ポイント5ポイント  (9子コメント)

          I don't know what brigading is. Can you explain what it is? I'm unfamiliar with the term.

          But in the future I won't. I just thought it was funny.

          Edit: Not sure why I'm getting downvoted. I seriously don't know what brigading is.

          [–]MannoSlimminsI rule with an iron fist and open mockery of the plebs[M] 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

          I don't know what brigading is. Can you explain what it is?

          Sure. The comments from this post at /r/OutOfTheLoop does a good job explaining it, though some subs also expand it to commenting or in some cases submitting posts.

          But in the future I won't. I just thought it was funny.

          I can understand that. It just sometimes complicates things for the mods, though we've been lucky enough not to have the admins approach us about it

          [–]American____ 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Apologies. Would you like for me to delete it?

          [–]MannoSlimminsI rule with an iron fist and open mockery of the plebs[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Your post in 2x was already deleted by the mods, and i've removed the comment linking to the deleted thread.

          Beyond that, please don't do it again.

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            [–]convoy465 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Heres the reply

            "Actually, really lame humor from OP aside, there's frequently a political correlation between feminism and gun control, meaning that feminists are unlikely to be members of the NRA, say. But there are a subset of women who identify as both feminists and gun-carriers -- and I'd like to shout out to today's female Army Ranger school grads, just because it happens to be timely. Suck it, OP."

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                [–]KidKanyeTheCreator [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Check your gun privilege, shitlord

                [–]whatthemeh -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I think the 'trigger' thing is something that exists more in the minds of disgruntled, male internet users than feminists. 'Triggering' and Feminism' aren't even connected.

                [–]marstew 48ポイント49ポイント  (61子コメント)

                On reddit I come across lots of people shouting with spittle flying, "DAE THINK FEMINISTS ARE CRAZY". Oddly enough, I come across almost no crazy feminists.

                [–]Rflkt [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                You sure as fuck run into the anti-feminists/MRAs all the time though. You'll find one in like every fucking thread regardless of what it's about.

                [–]Aurelleah 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I've come across a few (albeit only a few). More crazy organic vegans telling cancer patients not to take chemo and go on a vegan diet, than crazy feminists

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                  [–]marstew 41ポイント42ポイント  (20子コメント)

                  You find them if you know where to look.

                  And yet I don't even have to turn my head to see someone shouting "FEMINISTS ARE CRAZY."

                  I'm beginning to think that the more severe menace is these idiots.

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                    [–]vomitousviolets 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    LOL yes, it's the anti-feminists that are getting daily beat downs for being who they are. Not women, that shit never happens.

                    [–]marstew 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    How meek your opponents of feminism are! Saying "I don't agree" respectfully. How lucky you are to have encountered only such reasonable people.

                    My experience is quite different.

                    [–]fmti_heaven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I think you just found one in disguise.

                    [–]imtoophilosophical [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    /r/tumblrinaction has many goodies

                    [–]Ben--Affleck [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                    I think the issue is that Reddit users are dis-proportionally college students... and so we see many crazy feminists in real life and then we tend to project on here. Yeah, if you go to r/twoxchromosomes, you'll find a large amount... but anywhere else, they're not "taking over".

                    Also, people have different definitions for "crazy feminists". In Canada at least, many non-seemingly crazy feminists believe some pretty stupid things that are easily debunked... but because almost everyone pays lip service to it, they seem not that crazy.

                    For me, craziness begins with believing women are systematically underpaid and rape culture... it ends with identifying as a gay triceraptops pandemisemihorse who identifies as a lesbian man. The former are many... the latter are rare. And the completely sane feminists simply don't shout at people, so we don't know who they are.

                    Once you leave college, people can't go around guilt tripping everyone who uses the wrong pronoun. The amount of crazies are definitely blown out of proportion... I hope.

                    [–]marstew [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                    the completely sane feminists don't shout at people, so we don't know who they are.

                    I find it very sinister that you imply a need to keep tabs on sane feminists.

                    [–]Ben--Affleck [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                    LOL... It's how I convince myself I'm not living in my own Life Of Brian in college. Also, there are many people who consider themselves feminists, but they don't get mad at you for not towing the PC line... so, you only get to know about their feminism by getting to know them well, which doesn't happen often. I think extremism in general creates a false illusion because we notice extremes.

                    [–]marstew [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                    The most revealing thing about your comment is that you practically come out and admit that you aren't even a "sane" feminist.

                    [–]Ben--Affleck [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    What gives that away? I didn't tell you I was a feminist... and tend to notice sane feminists don't either. So, how did I admit that?

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                      [–]whatthemeh 17ポイント18ポイント  (14子コメント)

                      Feminists aren't all the 'trigger variety' if you will...

                      It annoys me what the idea of a feminist is now on the internet. People are just determined to see the worst side of it because they are all to happy to let over-vocal idiots misrepresent the basic concepts behind feminism.

                      In any case, what you're saying is nothing but mean-spirited, maybe people who are 'triggered' really do go through anguish, even if it's self-induced or in some way dumb. You wouldn't go up to a stranger with issues in the street and start yelling loudly in their face because 'they're shit'.

                      [–]droodic 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      WHOOP, THERE IT IS

                      [–]GunShow124 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                      You know, I think this is the #1 problem with the internet. Because all these various affiliations and groups don't have any sort of cohesion, a couple radical and over-vocal people can ruin the perception of that group very easily. When you start to look at the non-idiots, you begin to see the bigger picture - I myself almost consider myself a feminist, because I know what the reality behind it is.

                      Another prime example: I am a religious guy. Born and raised Catholic, and Catholic by choice. What pisses me off more than anything is when people say "I hate religion because it is so intolerant and backwards" when 95% of the Church is tolerant and relatively progressive. It is the 5% of people who go out saying "God hates fags" or "You will go to hell if you aren't abstinent" that ruin our reputation.

                      [–]Groggeroo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      I wanted to point out at least once in this thread that you are likely a feminist if you think you are almost one!

                      While there is a widespread misguided notion that feminists are angry women with a hate on for penis, the definition is much simpler:

                      "Belief in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes." or "The movement organized around this belief." (The American Heritage Dictionary)

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                        [–]darth_hotdog 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

                        How quickly a friendly humorist place turns into an anger filled feminist hate-fest...

                        You're the one who was triggered my friend.

                        [–]ElagabalusRex [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        First rule of Reddit drama: the easiest way to make someone go completely bonkers is to suggest that they calm down.

                        [–]droodic -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        you right now

                        [–]darth_hotdog [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Exactly! Except... I'm not triggered because I'm not a rape victim or a soldier with PTSD or something like that. So you're the one using the word wrong. Also, I don't wear glasses, and I'm not I'm a girl... And I don't vibrate, though I'm sure my wife wishes I could vibrate like that...

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                          [–]ElagabalusRex [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          Feminists aren't the ones who coined the term trigger, nor are they the first to advocate the concept, but I suppose that's none of my business.

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                              [–]christianpowell416 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              I thought it'd be a joke about suppressors

                              [–]Iwannaliveonthemoon 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

                              Why don't veterans carry handguns?

                              Because every night they remember the horrors of war and fear that if they had a gun, they'd turn it on themselves.

                              [–]cosmonk_[S] 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              /r/antijokes

                              [–]squeeshka 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                              Most war veterans I know carry guns every day.

                              [–]Iwannaliveonthemoon 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Yes amazingly I'm aware that many combat veterans carry, it's not like I posted it in a thread on /r/jokes or anything.

                              [–]squeeshka [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Your reaction to my post triggers me. I demand that you delete it immediately and post a public apology.

                              [–]FedoraTip9000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Not all of them had horrible shit happen to them.

                              [–]Iwannaliveonthemoon 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              BAM! KENNY ROGERS EVERYONE!

                              [–]TooSunny [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Also, veterans have a hard enough time holding down a civilian job. They don't need one more thing that might get them fired.

                              [–]jadawin71 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

                              I see what you pulled there

                              [–]DrunkkSkunkk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              http://imgur.com/gallery/pQ2VhDn

                              [–]account1248 13ポイント14ポイント  (15子コメント)

                              I upvoted you for a good joke. I then took the upvote away for your unnecessary apology.

                              [–]MrFurrberry 12ポイント13ポイント  (12子コメント)

                              i don't normally upvote, but I did because of your comment.

                              Because it was grate.

                              [–]cosmonk_[S] 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              You're oppressing him

                              [–]Solyndros 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

                              *Great.

                              [–]nivekpsycic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Apologies trigger me.

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                                [–]SirDeniz 5ポイント6ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                I don't understand?

                                [–]pm_me_ur_trump 57ポイント58ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                Apparently triggered is something that feminists say, but to be honest the only time I've ever heard it is when people are circlejerking epic memes. Never seen it used in a serious context.

                                [–]PatronisingBastard 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                Typically, the term "trigger" is used to identify something that would induce a panic attack or flashbacks upon someone who suffers from "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder"(PTSD).

                                It's unfortunately a term overused, or unjustified, in some communities. On Reddit, the best known example of this would be some of the louder communities of Tumblr, who often use the term "trigger". Although, it is believed that many do not suffer from PTSD, but instead use it as an exaggeration of how strongly the subject would make them react.

                                [–]eagleblast [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                It's also used in a lot of "niche" communities. In RP games for example, it can be used to define the topics or scenarios that different players feel uncomfortable with.

                                [–]SUBstep2k 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                "triggered" has essentially become their word for "mildly annoyed" unfortunately

                                [–]TastyBrainMeats [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                Spoken like someone who's never had a friend go into a full-blown panic attack because, say, a movie had a rape scene in it.

                                [–]cosmonk_[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                I actually see it used seriously in feminist videos about certain topics. Often times the feminist vlogger will give trigger warnings before bringing up certain topics.

                                And a lot of people in this thread seem to take offence to this joke. No offence to feminists, this is all just in good fun.

                                [–]imtoophilosophical [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                Ahh, the old using outdated circlejerk satiric language to turn a blind eye on the proof of popular opinion in order to make yourself feel superior and select :)

                                [–]Ben--Affleck [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                They actually give trigger warnings for some classes in college... you can probably guess which kind of classes. This is unfortunately a serious issue for some on college campuses... luckily the real world tends to slap the stupid out of them.

                                [–]SirIssacMath -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                I'm commenting so I can come back later and see if someone answered

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                                  [–]AsTheWorIdFallsDown [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                                  I'm a feminist with a gun, but I lurk reddit and not tumblr, so I don't know if that counts... Good joke, either way.

                                  [–]K3R3G3 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  "As a feminist..."

                                  [listeners lean forward on edge of seat]

                                  [–]thename226 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  If all feminists were like you I wouldn't have a problem with feminism. I just wish they'd have more sense of humour and be less uptight. No one likes a killjoy.

                                  [–]cosmonk_[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                  Thank you for your ability to take a joke without getting offended.

                                  [–]El_Raro 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Triggered so hard gotta do some triggernomerty.

                                  [–]aDAMNPATRIOT -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  a+

                                  [–]datanimal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  people talking about their triggers is a trigger for me.

                                  [–]Conservativeoxen -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Don't apologize. It's a joke.

                                  [–]VampireRoutine [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  Some do

                                  [–]Ben--Affleck [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  I don't understand this downvote parade. Isn't feminism just a wonderful topic for discussion?

                                  [–]Qwertyllama [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  Sort comments by......controversial.

                                  [–]hartyFL -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Triggered!

                                  [–]Snop_h [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  this whole comment section is BabyRageing so hard. its a post to r/jokes calm your trigger tits people.

                                  [–]Bentlow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  Don't give them ideas, next thing you know they will shoot people for having the audacity to ask for their number.

                                  [–]satanic_feminist [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                                  As a feminist, I carry a handgun

                                  [–]scotttherealist [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  Because then they couldn't play the victim card?

                                  [–]asdf50854 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  [TRIGGERED]

                                  [–]TastyBrainMeats [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  I thought these were supposed to be funny?

                                  [–]KingSpiderSquid -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  hilarious and original

                                  [–]VTR1138 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                  I am a raging feminist killjoy. This is funny. Like spongebob said, you gotta laugh at yourself sometimes.

                                  [–]TastyBrainMeats [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  I've got no problem laughing at myself...the problem is, this joke is just plain weak.

                                  [–]geosquirrel1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                  As a female, I found this fucking hilarious.

                                  [–]sanchopancho13 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  I don't need much of an excuse to post the Social Justice Kittens. They're just so adorably angry!

                                  http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/tagged/kittens

                                  [–]I3lizzard 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  This has to be a joke, right?

                                  I mean what does it say about your movement when you are literally indistinguishable from the trolls?

                                  [–]sanchopancho13 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Yes, it's a satire calendar from LiarTownUSA. The other content on that site is pretty funny, but the SJW kittens are my all time favorite.

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