But who am I kidding? The Fempire I know and love would just search people's post history and reject anyone who's posted to TiA, mensrights, [name redacted]sucks, etc, right?

well, we could make it fair by posting their faces publicly on the sub and let the community decide if they have a punchable face or not? I mean, a person who wants to submit other people's faces freely:

1) just sends a pic to the mods with their face and a dated sign with their username.

2)After the mods verify that the picture belongs to the user, we black out the username and then Automoderator makes a post with the blackouted picture saying somehting like 'punchable or not' and if the community decides it is not punchable, that person can then post any other person's face freely.

I think that would be quite fair, right?

In the end the mods would have no real say in who is punchable or no, just the community.