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[–]daveed2001 2382ポイント2383ポイント  (94子コメント)

It's all fun and games until one of them has to go into the restroom alone.

[–]Butters_Creamy_Goo 47ポイント48ポイント  (41子コメント)

Surprise prison rape

[–]Chinesedoghandler 107ポイント108ポイント  (39子コメント)

And then you die a year later from AIDS

[–]BurgerSupreme 121ポイント122ポイント  (15子コメント)

You must have read the good old christian comic with prison rape posted a few days ago:http://imgur.com/a/Ga41U

original post on reddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3h43cq/christian_comic_i_found_at_a_park_ridiculously/

[–]ellgro 167ポイント168ポイント  (11子コメント)

a few days ago

It was yesterday... put the phone down... go outside for a bit.

[–]vanderblush 98ポイント99ポイント  (10子コメント)

Says the guy who knows the exact date it was posted

[–]_Kramerica_ 38ポイント39ポイント  (8子コメント)

Says the guy pretending he doesn't know the exact date, but really does also

[–]foxsix 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Died from AIDS in 9 months? I think the author got AIDS confused with pregnancy...

[–]BlastedInTheFace 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you're telling me that in order to be saved I need to sell drugs and get prison raped?

Instructions unclear, cops are on their wa

[–]JourneymanWelder 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

aids be like SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER

[–]Apocalyptic_Pig 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

[–]seikzio 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's all fun and games when you have someone to go to the restroom with. Imagine the sword fight! I heard there would be a sausage fest too!

[–]d0mth0ma5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're not really friends anymore, they just can't afford to leave one another's side now.

[–]shitishouldntsay 284ポイント285ポイント  (33子コメント)

I'm confident that this shirt would, at the very least, get the shit kicked out of me where I live.

[–]jimibulgin 74ポイント75ポイント  (7子コメント)

I was at a party in corntown once and overheard, "these are the rednecks, thems the pussies over there.." and thought, "hmmm, given my options, I'm in the wrong group."

[–]Orapac4142 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Which one, because I can see that happening for both shirts, depending on where you live.

[–]Rosstifarian7 458ポイント459ポイント  (157子コメント)

Gotta love Ocean City

[–]TorinoCobra070 137ポイント138ポイント  (22子コメント)

That dough roller and the boardwalk. Dead giveaway.

[–]PhoneJazz 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

All aboard the OCMD Boardwalk Karma Train...next stop, Trimpers and the Haunted House.

[–]kcell 53ポイント54ポイント  (14子コメント)

So good you only go there once

[–]runningfasterallthex 54ポイント55ポイント  (10子コメント)

Dough roller is so terrible. At least there are cute eastern European exchange workers everywhere.

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha I'm at ocean city right now and yes absolutely gorgeous women working there.

[–]Spacecadet1994 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha that's all I was thinking when someone mentioned it being terrible

[–]Ace302 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is it bad I recognized the dinosaur bones first?

[–]doctorfadd 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, cause I did too. My daughter was playing on them 4 hours ago. How did I miss these two?

[–]4pointohsoslow 68ポイント69ポイント  (6子コメント)

Reddit makes the world feel small when you recognize the place in a post

[–]Hotshyy 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Couldn't agree with this more. Saw it was OCMD and I instantly felt like I was practically in the pic.

[–]junglistt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah dude i know exactly where that is on the boardwalk lol

[–]Jackofh3artz 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

The world makes reddit look small*

[–]_Kramerica_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit makes me feel like the only outsider

[–]IZNICE 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

DAMN, now I am craving Thrashers fries.

[–]newfagalicious 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

One bucket please. What are you having?

[–]4pointohsoslow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mmmm covered in vinegar and salt... My body is ready for them again.

[–]treeski 57ポイント58ポイント  (16子コメント)

Gotta love all the hot Eastern European (and especially Ukrainian) women that come to work here in the summer.

[–]M0o0se 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hahah. When I was there last week it seemed like every employee was Romanian. We told people we went to ocean city, Romania

[–]Fromdenmarkclark 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn I love that place. My first job was there on the third street dough roller in the background. Ocean city is a beautiful place where dreams come true in the over priced and slightly red neck kind of way.

[–]BoyoBeJamin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me too man, except I started at SD, small freakin world!

[–]Lurking_Still 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to go to the boardwalk all the time. Spray-paint shirts and devil sticks, as far as the eye could see.

[–]notp 246ポイント247ポイント  (41子コメント)

New Jersey's Ocean City is the fake Ocean City. Long live OCMD.

[–]gn0xious 53ポイント54ポイント  (26子コメント)

They opened a Rita's and a Fractured Prune in AZ, near ASU. So happy. Though I miss me some blue crab fingers from Philips. :p

[–]MattPH1218 10ポイント11ポイント  (12子コメント)

Ahhh Phillips. That chicken though...

[–]LouieKablooie 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Higgins Crabhouse. Worked there 4 summers, I know there has to be another exHiggins employee on reddit.

[–]MattPH1218 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We checked out Higgins too. Great food, but they were packed.

[–]Joeytehs 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

Im English please explain this Nostalgia about Phillips Chicken.

[–]Bornsalty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a tourist trap to trick tourists into thinking they're eating fresh seafood for an outrageous price.

Source: from the area. They buy their product from Cisco...

[–]Pyundai 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

mmm steamed blue crabs. I always love freaking people out opening them up. Crabby deliciousness.

[–]PaladinGodfather1931 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pffff, you expect me to spend money in a "dry" town?! What is this 1920??

[–]cannablissy 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spoken like a true Delmarvian, here here!

[–]seanhiruki 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I miss OCMD. Haven't been there in a long time.

[–]KalashNicoff 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same here. I used to go there every summer and rent a condo for a week. Haven't been for six years now. I can't tell you how much I miss that place. Some of the happiest memories of my life are from there.

[–]r4sale 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whenever I go to OC, I know there's a calculated risk of getting an STD just from swimming in the water.

[–]YouKnowThatGuyWeKnow 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, if it isnt a mixture of cruisers week and college week.

Source: Experienced the worst group of people ever.

[–]cannablissy 16ポイント17ポイント  (35子コメント)

Lmao, I came hear to rep OC MD too, I moved to Seattle WA about 2.5 years ago and I swear to you I'm dying inside with urges to go to OC, MD. The beaches out here are shit, they say "beach", but they really take me to a cold ass body of water with rocks for sand and not even a full cla m shell laying on the shore for me to bring home. I miss OC like I thought I never would....Jesus what I would do for a shady ass 3rd and chat st skate shop, or a purple moose right now...

I can't hate too hard, the city is fun and I've never seen a more diverse place, honest to God, they're not all Dr cranes sipping Starbucks in a high rise across from the Needle....but God damn get some real beaches you fucks!

[–]MattPH1218 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

My favorite thing about OCMD is that there are about 10 of the same Summer Store in a five mile strip. Can't remember the name and it's killing me..

[–]ashley-ketchum 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

Sunsations!

[–]MattPH1218 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yessssss! Why are there so many Sunsations?!

[–]ashley-ketchum 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because where else would you buy a boogy board with a cool shark picture when yours breaks?!?!

[–]oozzo 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

My trips to OC are not complete until I've gotten absolutely shit faced at the purple moose.

[–]BigBucciSosa 34ポイント35ポイント  (19子コメント)

I've never seen a more diverse place

The fuck do you come from that you've never seen a more diverse place than Seattle? Seattle is mostly just white as fuck

Race & Ethnicity Quick Statistics 2010 Census Estimates

2010 Population Count: 608,660

Race:

White - 69.5%

Black or African American - 7.9%

Amer. Indian & Alaska Native - 0.8%

Asian - 13.8%

Native Hawaiian & Other Pac. Islander - 0.4%

Other race - 2.4%

Two or more races - 5.1%

Hispanic or Latino ethnicity (of any race): 6.6%

Persons of color: 33.7%

I live out here, but the little midwest town I grew up in is more diverse than Seattle. The notion that Seattle is diverse is laughable.

[–]neotekz 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Interesting numbers. I thought seattle had a higher pop. than 600k.

[–]rchaseio 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

3.6 million in the metro area. It's one of those cities surrounded by dozens of other cities.

[–]zarideremery 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I was a racist and out of a hundred people, 30 of them were not white, I probably wouldn't be happy with those odds

[–]PMmeyourtittiesBB 20ポイント21ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's more diverse than the country as a whole. If your definition of diversity is "has more people of color" rather than "has a variety of people" then you'd be right. But that isn't what that word means, so you aren't.

[–]MissAlexx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am I the only person from MD that really doesn't like OC? Yeah they have the fractured prune which is literally a gate into heaven but otherwise everything is just meh. It was cool when I was a little kid but now I feel like it just the place to go if you're a high schooler or a college age kid who wants to get wasted everyday. I'd pick a beach down in NC or SC over Ocean City any day.

[–]theBob1986 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not even mad to call this place home.

[–]Chakolatechip 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

first thing I noticed was that being ocean city

[–]cqm 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was thinking this was Ocean City, MD, too, because you could get away with that there. In Maryland in general.

[–]tmk686 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's true. Been going to OC for many years now, this picture might be the second or third time I've seen a black person there. I have Co workers who say they won't go because of all the "crazy, drunk, white people."

[–]suspectnumber3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

gowin, down the ocean, hun

[–]littlekhan 96ポイント97ポイント  (5子コメント)

Ebony and ivory, together in perfect harmony... Side by side...

[–]batistini 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

Look to the cookie!

[–]brickies 66ポイント67ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]CruiseBiscuits 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck yeah, never thought I'd see that moment in gif form AND in context.

[–]SmokeyBear29 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

and strictly side by side in this situation....

[–]panther_heaven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chocolate and vanilla, swirl, swi-irllll

[–]ThatsTreatable 189ポイント190ポイント  (17子コメント)

Those shirts are only in context beside each other. I would hate to see what happens to either of them solo...

[–]Sunderpool 270ポイント271ポイント  (10子コメント)

I think one of them wouldn't have to worry as much as the other.

[–]Orapac4142 35ポイント36ポイント  (8子コメント)

The redneck, right?

[–]braintrustinc 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

Guy looks like he spends his weekends naked in the forest hunting razorbacks with nothing but a Bowie knife and a red bandana.

[–]TheHandyman1 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

As someone who has hunted before and would like to go again, that sounds funner than with guns.

Edit: Until you get mauled by a hog those things are beasts.

[–]fuckgut_bobannaran 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I like to go hoggin with a 1911 and a knife.

Also a rifle. I shoot them with a rifle.

Fuck hogs.

[–]JircleCerking 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too fat for that.

[–]PanamaMoe 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its like natural Kevlar.

[–]Doctective 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or if they switch sides.

[–]kinsmed 145ポイント146ポイント  (59子コメント)

'*Cracka'.

[–]OS420B 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

got a feeling that something like this might happen

[–]black_flag_4ever 54ポイント55ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unity through sarcasm. Finally an answer.

[–]justscottaustin 109ポイント110ポイント  (20子コメント)

Please fucking tell me they are a madly-in-love couple that are going to get their marriage license in Kentucky. Please. That would be incredible.

[–]Kaique94 27ポイント28ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'll be getting married in november in Kentucky. I'm a brazilian immigrant, he's white and american. Close enough?

[–]neverhaveinever 46ポイント47ポイント  (7子コメント)

How many is a brazilian?

[–]Kaique94 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

Same measure unit as a buttload, but it fluctuates depending on the context - this also explains why we have awesome butts.

[–]SymphonicStorm 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you keep that explanation in your back pocket for every time someone asks you that question, or does it not fit because of your butt?

[–]tylergravy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those really have to be worn together

[–]nxwtypx 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's uncomfortable.

[–]JGWentworth8 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

One of those is totally more offensive than the other.

[–]dubbsmqt 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

this would be cooler if they didn't know each other and just happened to meet in the streets

[–]MandaNoTouch 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They look like they want to hold hands but they're in public so they're afraid but they know they're gonna have hot steamy love later from their forbidden romance.

[–]ShiftnBlayzd 71ポイント72ポイント  (25子コメント)

It's good seeing two homies with big smiles pissing off the pc crowd.

[–]TheGreyGuardian 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why would having a computer make me angry about this picture?

[–]tartay745 13ポイント14ポイント  (19子コメント)

This pisses off the PC crowd? Man, I must really be behind on the times.

[–]Orapac4142 19ポイント20ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yes because you cant say anything without pissing off someone now, least of all words that are used racial or for sterotyping.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think you're exaggerating. There is exactly 0 peoples in this thread who are pissed off.

[–]Catch_yer_own_train 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pc crowd here, this seems pretty cool

[–]NSA-SURVEILLANCE 26ポイント27ポイント  (21子コメント)

All fun and games till one of them gets hit with a hate crime charge when they are alone.

[–]TheAylius 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

I highly doubt even the white guy would get hit with a hate crime charge. Hell you can run around with a confederate flag and call people the N word, the same rule of thumb applies to the word on print or a shirt.

[–]Legendhidde 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd be guessing on weird looks and having some insults flung at him maybe.

[–]Orapac4142 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, that can happen regardless lol.

[–]Huck77 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

A hate crime doesn't mean that doing or saying something that is hateful is a crime. It doesn't make it illegal to hate. It makes the penalty larger for a crime when it is motivated by hatred or prejudice.

edit: wording was a little wonky

[–]Blix- 21ポイント22ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yeah because fuck freedom of speech

[–]gr33nm4n 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Eh, while it is true hate speech can't be a hate crime in and of itself, the shirt could be used as evidence of bias if a violent crime or vandalism was committed by the wearer.

Freedom of speech protects their right against the gov telling them they can't wear that. Hate speech is also constitutionally protected from restriction by the gov. Hate speech coupled with an act of violence is evidence of bias in the case against you.

[–]Kaique94 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the KKK can have a parade with nothing happening to them, I doubt these guys will get anything but stares.

[–]itsmosk 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bronson lost weight and Kanye is smiling.

[–]tanghan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should switch sides and stand in other people's group picture

[–]Bahenry867 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't leave that redneck alone

[–]last_nights_salad 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Am I the only one that thought this was Big Hoss from Pawnstars at first?

[–]michaelsmth129 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ocean City, Maryland!! Best beach town and boardwalk ever! Fishers popcorn, Thrashers fries, Candy Kitchen, and The Fractured Prune for some hangover curing doughnuts. That's The Dough Roller in the background, good pizza and pancakes.

[–]sheriw1965 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have a Fractured Prune in Frederick, MD, but I don't go - it just wouldn't be the same as getting them in OC.

[–]little934 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Upvoted because it's Ocean City, MD!! Every family vacation growing up and best place to party as young adult. I might live in CA but my heart is in OC MD!

[–]tantangula 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This post has 6000 upvotes.

[–]Catssonova 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The proper words for the shirt on the right are "My Nilla"

[–]Superkaiju 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

sigh why is redneck the worse white slur we have? i want more damn it!

[–]OHel22 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah those are equivalent

[–]commentsforhire 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude on the left better hope they don't get separated. He's gonna end up looking like Bruce Willis strolling Harlem.

[–]FuckTylerH 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not that this is edgy or that I think I'm too cool for school. It's just that this is horribly, horribly, fucking lame.

[–]stoked_for_you 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

hey man i am so glad you posted this picture for real it not only shows great friends but it also reminds me of my younger days spent in ocean city it was so much fun i went to ripleys believe it or not i bet you have been there and you believed it you are just a kind and trusting person like that honestly and also i went to the island with the horses

[–]mrfox007 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is what we need. We need to get rid of the social stigma about race and just fucking kick the doors in with upfront honesty. Then people wont feel so awkward about the differences and just chill out once in for all. damn.

[–]getdowntonite 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds really good on paper. But stigma is a hard thing to get rid of. If the words meant nothing now it kind of trivializes the significance of racially charged words. Being so cavalier with them can weird some people out.

[–]SerjoHlaaluDramBero 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Ocean City, MD?

[–]hooves88 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta be Ocean City MD.

[–]ljay2206 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that ocean city Maryland

[–]baba_boo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

they actually met right before that photo

[–]CoffeeFalcon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shoutout to the Ocean City Boardwalk!

[–]veintisiete 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, Zach Braff has really let himself go.

[–]_anarchy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm guessing they can't go anywhere alone (even to the bathroom) or swap sides (while standing/sitting) with the shirts on...

[–]dimbahuka 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bought weed on this exact corner in january

[–]PM-ME_UR_ASIAN_BOOBS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ocean City, MD! The REAL Ocean City. My hometown and I'm not fucking joking.

[–]RedlvRum1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My home town ocean city Maryland on the front page!!

[–]Calimali 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, super corny.

[–]Edgun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That picture was taken on the boardwalk in Ocean City, Maryland. :D

[–]Autophagia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we get past all the racist bullshit and just laugh at each other's differences like this? Probably my favorite post on Reddit so far.