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[–]bort4000 915ポイント916ポイント  (139子コメント)

That guy was on point! Awesome.

[–]khyodo 471ポイント472ポイント  (57子コメント)

He also did the splits right afterwards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snx30R2Nx70

[–]Eji1700 547ポイント548ポイント  (28子コメント)

Is there some rule I didn't read that all gifs must cut before the best part?

[–]forwhombagels 392ポイント393ポイント  (14子コメント)

Yup, it says it right before the

[–]letsgobruins 81ポイント82ポイント  (11子コメント)

Bruins

[–]UndiscoveredBum- 131ポイント132ポイント  (10子コメント)

Won't make the playoffs this year

[–]POWERGULL 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

until 2017.. then we'll be back.. you'll see! you'll all see!

[–]Rikplaysbass 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

If we can pick up a solid top 4 defenseman we can make it. We have a Selke winner, Norris winner (on the decline), Vezina winner, and arguably the most impactful draft pick from 2014.

[–]iDeZire 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ideally righty... How about flames legend Dougie Hamilton?

[–]YungGizmo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its a bait gif my friend. Subliminal messages presented by the infamous GallowBoob

[–]ArchCypher 85ポイント86ポイント  (10子コメント)

240p? Really?

I thought this was goddamn America; the land where women and one giant yet surprisingly nimble football player are objectified in at-fucking-least 720p.

[–]bibimmmbop 36ポイント37ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is goddamn America, the land where women and one giant yet surprisingly nimble football player are objectified in 720p but companies like Comcast and Verizon fuck you hard with shitty broadband and don't let you upload that without extra money.

You're in a right place, bro.

[–]speenis 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What still exists that is even capable of recording in 240p?

[–]ArchCypher 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could plug my fuckin' toaster into a bloody potato and I'd still be able to broadcast live to YouTube in at least 480p. Like goddamn, I could pull a higher quality video from Google-fuckin-Maps.

[–]Tubshart 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is awesome hahaha why the hell would the gif cut out before then!

[–]bort4000 14ポイント15ポイント  (9子コメント)

Holyfuck ow! That's amazing.

[–]Teddytwodicks 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

In pads and shit too

[–]bort4000 40ポイント41ポイント  (4子コメント)

Right? I make an ugly noise just getting off the couch.

[–]thenatureboy_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for that laugh. My puppy makes that noise you're talking about when I pick her up.

[–]Drum_Stick_Ninja 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like the girls all face is panting at the end. That was all enjoyable

[–]gangbangkang 95ポイント96ポイント  (34子コメント)

His career as an arena football player may not get him to the NFL, but goddamn that guy can fucking make it as an NFL cheerleader. Pro sports need male cheerleaders.

[–]U2_is_gay 71ポイント72ポイント  (7子コメント)

When I was a senior in high school a kid on my football team quit to become a competitive cheerleader. He got so much shit for it but he kept up with it and god damn was he majestic and getting laid on the very reg.

[–]IONTOP 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same here, one of my good friends did it, then he went on to get a full cheerleading scholarship.

Luckily he was pretty popular anyway and a super nice guy, so he got almost no shit for it. (In 2002)

[–]Foge311 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamnit Bobby! There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!

[–]ghdana 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not really a AFL player, so I'm not sure, maybe he can make a good mascot.

[–]tbonemcmotherfuck 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

I didn't know Sinbad could dance.

[–]bort4000 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

I forgot he even existed until just now.

[–]tbonemcmotherfuck 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm not sure how to tell you this, so I'll just say it...he's your real dad.

[–]dangerousopinions 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I never understand why anyone is surprised when a professional athlete is athletic.

[–]the_swolestice -3ポイント-2ポイント  (24子コメント)

So much for all the years of specific training cheerleaders supposedly need to dance like that.

[–]noooo_im_not_at_work 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

waow, athletic people can do athletic things, unbelievable

[–]Open_Man_Hole 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

specific training

Yes... it's called dancing. By the looks of it the big guy has done quite a bit of dancing as well

[–]Death_Wisher 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Walter Payton and herschell walker were both ballet students. Certainly paid off for them I'd say.

[–]thesilvertongue 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good things he's had years of strength and coordination training then!

[–]Operator-117 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Much of it does take specific training, yeah. It's not like this was one of the hard routines. However a football player that trains a lot of strength training with good structural integrity and mobility has many of the same qualities.

[–]Yefi -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The salty replies to this are hilarious, not as funny as the comment though. +1!

[–]lluxury 488ポイント489ポイント  (24子コメント)

Cheerleading as a whole really needs to switch to be predominately fat men with pompoms that can dance. I only watch chearleaders because of their tits. Fat guys have tits and are just overall more entertaining to watch dance. Its a win win.

[–]carnifex2005 200ポイント201ポイント  (7子コメント)

The Dallas Mavericks are way ahead of you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4AXoSXq4g

[–]Folly_Inc 93ポイント94ポイント  (1子コメント)

well its a bit thug... oh...

OH.

Oh my

[–]TheSouthernBaeArea 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plus we have female tits! The two dance groups are #2 on reasons I'm a MFFL

[–]riks9 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's actually entertaining

[–]Mister_Jay_Peg 57ポイント58ポイント  (8子コメント)

Can confirm. Am a fat guy, have a pretty solid rack.

[–]ThisAccountsNotBannd 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a fellow lover of tits I'm not sure I follow your logic...

[–]fikanima 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

You would live the Mavs ManiAACs - http://www.mavs.com/game-night/mavs-maniaacs/

[–]lluxury 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

And its little "big" things like this that contribute to Mark Cuban being successful.

[–]J05h_Cfc 51ポイント52ポイント  (15子コメント)

Sounds like a stupid question, but is he an actual player? If so, who?

[–]ghdana 61ポイント62ポイント  (13子コメント)

Sorry to disappoint, but he isn't actually a player.

Source: no number 75 on the team, and I sit next to the assistant coach's wife every game.

Edit: since everyone wants to know, she is 3 times my age and my SO's grandma's cousin.

[–]DOGGENHEIM 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]ImPrecedent 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

I feel so betrayed; is his fat football playing stomach fake too?

[–]Sir_FartAlot 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

what if his eyes are not real and I don't know how it goes but is he real?

[–]iPADboner 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rattlers play the same place as the Suns yeah? I still call it America West Arena

[–]ghdana 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, US Airways, soon to be Talking Stick Arena.

[–]iamaManBearPig 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sit next to the assistant coach's wife every game.

Does the coach know this?

[–]davelog 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

His name is 'Big O' Oscar Hernandez. He's done this a couple times a season for the past few years. Always a fan favorite.

[–]over9000what 96ポイント97ポイント  (4子コメント)

Reminds me of Jackie Moon. Owner, Coach, starting shooting guard, and half-time performance.

[–]Ey3_913 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Everybody panic! It's just like the Titanic but full of bears!!!"

[–]Jkizzle9 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Love me sexy

[–]c-honda 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I STOLE THAT SONG FROM MY MOM

[–]Shaw-Deez 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was the power forward.

[–]PainMatrix 48ポイント49ポイント  (18子コメント)

I'd also like to see the reverse, one of the cheerleaders taking a defensive tackle by a 250lb linebacker.

[–]tn_notahick 17ポイント18ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]LightsSoundAction 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I had no idea this was a thing. Looked at a couple videos and was surprised it was tackle. They are wearing what looks like hockey helmets, a little bit of shoulder/upper body pads, jerseys rolled up so their titts show and no bottom padding whatsoever. That's fucking brave.

[–]theskyisnotthelimit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rugby players play without padding, and this league clearly goes for thinner athletes so it's not like they're taking hits from a 400 lb lineman. In football it's the size and strength of the players that causes most of the damage.

[–]Zrel 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

Wow, I live close by I should go. But I need someone to go with...

[–]VampiricPie 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]Danyboii 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jesus I barely made it out. Almost drowned in that sea of advertisements!

[–]pushkill 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Judging from the uniforms, I think its safe to say that this league is solely built on the premise of the wardrobe malfunction.

[–]VampiricPie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, considering they all where pasties, it's definitely something they foresee.

[–]Diabolicalpie 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That uniform is fucking hilarious.

[–]PumpkinAnarchy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anything you can do I can do better.

In this case, getting concussed.

[–]juicefarm 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never thought I'd see the day where the Arizona Rattlers were mentioned on the front page

[–]EZ_does_it 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I love to see a fat guy score... Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance."

  • John Madden

[–]Osama-bin-sexy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lotta shout outs to Arizona today.

[–]GallowBoob[S] 229ポイント230ポイント  (61子コメント)

[–]trulyniceguy 117ポイント118ポイント  (40子コメント)

/u/GallowBoob giving a source? Well I never!

[–]GallowBoob[S] 414ポイント415ポイント  (37子コメント)

Circlejerk aside, I source my submissions almost always as long as I have the source or am able to track it down. In the cases where I can't, reddit never fails to do that for me and everyone else.

Aggregating content on an aggregating platform (reddit) is demonized somehow, but yeah we all have small hobbies we do, I enjoy sharing stuff I find as long as they are fresh to reddit (or so I hope, KD and all). Working on my pc all day tends to make it simple to log on/off reddit.

Not that anyone might care, but I did an AMA a few days back, it was on /r/casualiama as it's not my profession to link whore on reddit...

Karma be with y'all motherfuckers

[–]ZornsLemmon 99ポイント100ポイント  (6子コメント)

No joke, GallowBoob, you're impressing me as of late. Keep up the good work.

[–]therealgreenbeans 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too much words for my taste I'll continue on warming up the pitchforks

[–]Username_1427 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude provides more content I've never seen than anyone else so I could careless. Especially when he gets called on reposts. I've been on here a few years and maybe once he's posted something I've seen.

[–]xfortune 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Impressing you so you'll give him more karma.

[–]jdovew 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, don't worry about it. You always post interest stuff; I'm glad to see it.

[–]FiveFourThreeNoseOne 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mr. GallowBoob sir, I personally am a fan of your GallowBoobery, and I hope that you continue GallowBoobing for many years to come.

[–]Madlydevoid 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean you give quality content, I just think we all find the amount you post and make it to the front is funny.

[–]BonoboUK 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

So this whole Reddit thing is serious business huh?

[–]DarkerTurtles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see something new(to me at least) from you at least a couple times a week. Don't worry about people jealous of your internet points or posting habits, just keep boobin' my man.

[–]ryannayr140 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At was yesterday right?

[–]Traskness -1ポイント0ポイント  (12子コメント)

Why downvote OP? He's being a good guy.

[–]Mister_Jay_Peg 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

People downvote Gallowboob because their either jealous of his karma, or they're jealous of his position in a cabal.

[–]HighRi12 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nobody really gets jealous of karma, it means nothing.

[–]Mister_Jay_Peg 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

You'd think that, and you'd be mostly right.

But there are a lot of folks who get jealous that a couple of guys make it to the front page daily.

[–]Traskness 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Word. And I get downvoted because I question the hive mind authority?

[–]SuperSaiyanCrota 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why downvote Traskness? He's being a good guy.

[–]powerman007 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought i was watching BASEketball

[–]kinjinsan 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Michael Sam?

[–]unclesteveo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You and I were thinking the sam thing.

[–]mega_volt 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I went to a Rattlers game when I lived in Phoenix. It was the best time I've ever had at a professional sports event. Even without that.

[–]Amphibialrabies69 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find that the smaller leagues are always more fun. NLL lacrosse games are always a drunken blast, WHL hockey games in Western Canada and North Western U.S, honestly way more fun than NHL games and I live in a city with a team.

[–]topredditbot 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey /u/GallowBoob,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

[–]Bored_of_the_Ring 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is the one girl (center right) leaving the routine the second before the guys entry? Is she waving at the guy to show him his place in the formation?

[–]Ryan81398 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't know what I was expecting, but that was certainly not anything close to it.

[–]BRENDORVEGAS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

NICE! Glorious Arena Football.

[–]Bear_With-Me 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is my spirit animal

[–]Hoover91 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

football was not his first passion

[–]Connortbh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need more of this in my life

[–]happysadfaced 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that's just the greatest thing I've seen today.

[–]Kamjiang 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's really bizarre that among all those hot chicks, my attention was on that dude

[–]jagknife96 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy is over 300 pounds, in full gear, and still dances 5 times better than I can....

[–]theBerj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That big ass dude had better moves than some of those girls.

[–]HaikuberryFin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wish I could find

were this guy is throwing fire...

it was really great.

[–]HerrXRDS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only 6 seconds? I guess he needed to catch a breath.

[–]RawrYoFace 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

This song is on /r/listentothis right now and it goes absurdly well with this gif: https://soundcloud.com/mdkofficial/mdk-press-start

[–]Eharmonyhughes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The real Jackie Moon.

[–]nicho5676322 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit! That guy has rhythm!

[–]Jagz92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow that big man can really move

[–]wateryoudoinghere 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey. Do the truffle shuffle.

[–]brenan85 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My first thought is he's just trying to get a foot in the door with 3/4 of the cheerleader team.

but then i noticed midway through those pelvic thrusts that his heart is in it.

[–]davidabernathy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy is the Jackie Moon if the AFL

[–]elmrsglu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now that's some hip action I can get in front of.

[–]basedbobby 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Murdered it

[–]makeswordcloudsagain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here is a word cloud of all of the comments in this thread: http://i.imgur.com/opN8bph.png
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[–]dreamsofredrobot 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Arizona Rattlers, Tennessee Tree Frogs, Milwaukee Marmots.

Arena football has the best creature based team names.

Edit: don't forget the Baltimore Beetles. Great season.

[–]ghdana 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Rattlers are the only one of those teams currently in the AFL.

[–]canissilvestris 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a real man right there, I totally love him even more for doing something like that, get it dude!

[–]Defile108 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's pretty agile for a big guy.

[–]fubarspeaks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"damn it, they need me! They need me!"

[–]osjtypo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn that dude can MOVE!

[–]Carnivean66 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dance 'soloist' was so yesss

[–]xTimelined 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we make Oscar reddit famous?

[–]Aceholeas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now the cheerleaders must play football.

[–]MmmMotorboatin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jackie Moon would be proud!

[–]Juni0rz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

no lie, he put more into and looks like a better dancer than the girls

[–]reddit887 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very definition of "owning it". Haha great job.

[–]theatretech37 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 2015. They are a Professional sports organization. It was clearly pre-planned. How the fuck is this such shitty quality?

[–]no_comment_necessary 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what's more amazing; that guy, or the fact the Arizona Rattlers made the front page

[–]CR2K15 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does this look like a Sega CD game?

[–]sansaset 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder what I would look like if I tried this.

[–]asusnyc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy... fan-tastic! :D

[–]Canuck_0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL that's fucking great

[–]Ijustsaidthat2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah the old "big guy dancing just as good as for babes" gag. These seem like they never go out of style to make people laugh.

[–]TheFirstHunter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably too late but this guy isn't a player he does this for various teams. Last year he worked for the LA Kiss.

[–]vishyswoz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude is reddit like your job?

[–]bronze_peasant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why he's stuck in arena football and not the pros

[–]Yefi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now I see why everyone loves American Football. For the family entertainment - you get stuff like this in all the breaks.

[–]Buettneria 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GTFO! Was it actually a player or just a really large dancer?

[–]AgentOmega 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is just one more reason arena bowl is so much more fucking awesome than the NFL

[–]ItsOnlyUs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was waiting for titties to pop out, but that was better.

[–]andyzaltzman1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this an outtake from Baseketball?

[–]Smithisaname 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would like rattlers cheerleaders calender or photoshoots... For science

[–]ATL_Hasher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Arizona Rattlers three years ago*