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[–]a9sEesti 222ポイント223ポイント  (7子コメント)

/r/KebabSpaceProgram

[–]DlimzwIs not sekret PAP spy 60ポイント61ポイント  (1子コメント)

Remove REMOVE KEBAB FROM MOON

[–]NosfvelSweden 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are worst rocket remove kebab

[–]GhostiseAlberta 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/polishspaceprogram

[–]iloftyGod save the Queen 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

no threads here.

I didn't know what I was expecting. For a second I forgot that Poland can't into space

[–]locustgateI can haz spaze! 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

POLSKA@ CAN TO SPACE!!!! I JUST HAVE TO FLAP MY WINGS HARDER!

[–]thisisaliliobviously the greatest country ever 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]TylerTJ930Singapore 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what he was referencing

[–]International_KBSure, it'll be grand 171ポイント172ポイント  (3子コメント)

America will never be first when it comes to space.

[–]Emperor_Pineapple 90ポイント91ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Blueland joke makes the comic.

[–]hunthell 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now this comic actually makes sense!

[–]DarkNinja3141New York best York 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was looking for this

[–]Scub_Mie Celor STRONG![S] 456ポイント457ポイント  (99子コメント)

CONTEXT : http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ottomans-were-the-first-to-reach-the-moon-says-turkish-president/

[–]grawrencerBALKAN TURK BEST TURK 426ポイント427ポイント  (35子コメント)

Our ruined reputation is even more ruined. SOMEONE RESURRECT ATATÜRK ALREADY

[–]BoxrofVirginia 120ポイント121ポイント  (5子コメント)

I think this is an emergency. Call upon Suleiman Mehmet II and Ataturk and fuse them.into one super turk.

[–]ShadrolKöniglich Bayerisch Weiß und Blau 72ポイント73ポイント  (4子コメント)

SÜPERTÜRK

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH WTF IS THAT?

[–]ipito 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

it's so bad. I love it, I love that actor. This is so ridiculous he even has a fucking evil eye on a safety pin on his shirt

[–]cemossunalSealand 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Weeeeelll, if you look more about Turkish websites, you can find more parodies like this.

[–]TostiloverUnited Kingdom of the Netherlands 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/BollywoodRealism, or should it be /r/Turkwoodrealism?

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

praises ataturk

gets gold

fugging durks

[–]CreshalPrussian in Austria, the suffering is real 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ataturk is the only turk the west approves of.

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 33ポイント34ポイント  (18子コメント)

Erdogan is far better than Ataturk, simply because he has Georgian ancestry. Dirty half-Kartvelian half-Kebab > Dirty Kebab.

[–]grawrencerBALKAN TURK BEST TURK 81ポイント82ポイント  (9子コメント)

Sorry, I can't take the opinion of a filthy slav seriously

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

What if I'm an Albanian from Kosovo, eh?

[–]CreshalPrussian in Austria, the suffering is real 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Then you're up for removal.

Nothing personal, you know.

[–]Durzo_BlintBoston Stronk 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kebabs removing kebabs? Madness.

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

b-but Albania is of glorious Indo-European

[–]Pier_from_RietiAlbania 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

Most Turks probably have some Slav ancestry.

[–]TK-XD-M8Roman Empire 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Probably Greek, too.

[–]Durzo_BlintBoston Stronk 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Other way around, actually. Greeks are just Turks that terrible with money.

[–]TK-XD-M8Roman Empire 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, true.

[–]StrangeSemiticLatinThe Centre of the Universe 22ポイント23ポイント  (6子コメント)

Poor Turk, all that work to remove Armenian Caucasian only to end up with Georgian Caucasian.

Also what is it with Georgians ending up controlling their larger neighbours?

[–]atlasMuutaras 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's because Atlanta is the only real city between the Mason Dixon Line and the Gulf Coast. Basically all the regions commerce goes through that town.

[–]CreshalPrussian in Austria, the suffering is real 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are we having that discussion again?

[–]atlasMuutaras 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, we CAN have that discussion again...but I still think you're wrong about Birmingham being a "major industrial center" compared with, say, Detroit or Chicago.

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because they've been cucked far too much in their history. And they're pretty lucky, actually - they're the only actual Caucasians that are independent.

tfw no gazikumkh or circassia

[–]idio3The Bird loves you! 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Abkhazia would like a word...

PS. Kartvelian languages =/= Caucasian languages.

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Abkhazians are just cucked by the Russians, so much for independence. And I was saying Caucasian because they're the only language group exclusive only to the Caucasus that's independent - Azerbaijan is Turkic and Armenia is Indo-European. Also, NEC master race, Šatlakhan illi du thuna nick bellarg!

[–]MurdochAVmurka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ataturk is thought to have had slav ancestry, he had blond hair and blue eyes.

Yes, how can you remove the kebab... when the kebab is YOU!

[–]yaddarTaco Bandito 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

funny thing is, you might very well reached the americas before Columbus... but you had to have your reputation.

[–]rwat1United States 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

You need to resurrect the Caliphate.

[–]Durzo_BlintBoston Stronk 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

ISIS is trying.

[–]grawrencerBALKAN TURK BEST TURK 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

No! We need the secular republic of Turkey from the 1920-30s

[–]Borkton 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Restore Byzantine! Restore Paleologus!

[–]GlobeLearnerIndonesia 123ポイント124ポイント  (6子コメント)

This source seems to be very fishy. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/about-us/

[–]Emerly_NickelMost Peaches! 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait. They're an American newspaper?! I assumed they were Turkish so I overlooked all of their grammar mistakes.
This is definitely not a professional news source.

[–]SnizzleSam 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a Zionist news source, of course it's factual and reliable

[–]Emerly_NickelMost Peaches! 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yeah didn't see that part xD

[–]DarthBowser1453 Best year of my life 64ポイント65ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shhh, let the circlejerk flow through you.

[–]whisky_and_blues 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

you think?

[–]peterlemGermany 101ポイント102ポイント  (1子コメント)

For everyone else not entirely sure like me: Yes it's satire. No, he never really said it.

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhhhh....We know but dont spoil the fun m8y.

[–]raktha_sindhuramIndia 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

looks like sultan erdagon is taking some strong ganja

but we all know the so called american moon landing was fake it was scripted in a studio in los angeles

[–]GreyInklingUnited States 38ポイント39ポイント  (3子コメント)

Los Angeles is probably the worst place to fake a moon landing. Besides, no one likes the green screens and fake sets anymore. It's better to film on location. The moon is the best place to fake a moon landing. Its more authentic looking.

[–]BoxrofVirginia 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

No you idiot!

Obviously the moon landing was filmed on mars!

[–]GreyInklingUnited States 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that like how action movies about new york or Chicago are filmed in Toronto?

[–]StudyingTerrorismMURICA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly. Besides, you will still need to build the massive rocket

[–]sdfghsSouth Germany is best Germany 37ポイント38ポイント  (25子コメント)

Ottomans were also the first who failed at genociding

[–]Brolonious 26ポイント27ポイント  (24子コメント)

You guys crapped out at like 6 million. I mean, fair play - high score and all but it leaves this Middle East mess still to deal with.

[–]tc1991Tyne And Wear 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

actually it's more like 10 million, 6 million was 'just' the Jews

[–]cookedpotato 12ポイント13ポイント  (20子コメント)

The soviets have the highest score in the genocide department.

[–]Selmer_Sax 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

The soviets Chinese have the highest score in the genocide department.

FTFY

[–]cookedpotato 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah yes true that.

[–]AliasUndercoverTexas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

25 million or so, wasn't it?

[–]HoboBruteMissouri 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unless we're going off of percentage

[–]vidurnaktisNew York is Best York 5ポイント6ポイント  (15子コメント)

How? The USSR never had a program to systematically exterminate a race of peoples. Unpredictable famines exacerbated by poor planning is not a genocide, no matter what ideological enemies of the Soviets might say. And if that were the case then we'd have to give largest genocide to the British for all the Indian famines plus the Irish one (which Ireland still hasn't recovered from, its pre-famine population was over 6m; 2015 population is 4.5m).

[–]TK-XD-M8Roman Empire 15ポイント16ポイント  (14子コメント)

Ummm....Holodomor was planned.

[–]LordLokoRio Grande do Sul 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't forget the volga germans.

[–]vidurnaktisNew York is Best York -3ポイント-2ポイント  (11子コメント)

Uh, no. The "Holodomor" was a famine that was exacerbated by poor planning and the kulaks destroying crops rather than allow the peasants access. It was no more planned by the Soviets as any other famines were planned.

[–]TK-XD-M8Roman Empire 12ポイント13ポイント  (9子コメント)

From what I remember learning, it was Stalin's attempt to crack down on Ukrainian nationalism by starving the population.

But anyways, why are we discussing genocides and the like in a subreddit where we're not supposed to be serious...most of the time.

[–]Durzo_BlintBoston Stronk 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

He didn't plan the famine, he just took advantage of it.

[–]TK-XD-M8Roman Empire 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, based off what I know about Stalin, that makes sense.

[–]vidurnaktisNew York is Best York 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

But anyways, why are we discussing genocides and the like in a subreddit where we're not supposed to be serious...most of the time.

Because as both a communist (tho a non-Marxist-Leninist one, rather a Luxemburgist) and a student of history I'd prefer to correct misinformation where it pops up.

From what I remember learning, it was Stalin's attempt to crack down on Ukrainian nationalism by starving the population.

This is patently untrue as most reputable historians (including more than a fair few anti-communist ones) would tell you. The vast majority of damage was done by the Kulaks who, rather than allow the landless peasants take over and manage the farms collectively, burnt their farms and the crops sabotaging the harvest for those few years. It was actually those same nationalists that invented the myth of the Holodomor to begin with post-collapse. Do you really think that, having just gotten rid of a tyrant and being at the tail-end of the civil war, the populous of the USSR would just allow another tyrant to come in and do the same thing?

[–]TK-XD-M8Roman Empire 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fair points and good info. Would you mind listing some those historians for a person whose knowledge of soviet history is really sporadic?

Also, did the population really have a choice in the matter? It was either accept the Bolsheviks, or endure another civil war (I think; again, my knowledge of Soviet history is really sporadic).

[–]CIV_QUICKCASHBEAUTIFUL LAND OF METHAMPHETAMINE AND ALLIGATORS 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you have any sources on that?

[–]cookedpotato 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh, so my grandfather lied to me when he told me that they came and took the crops after which they sent him, his father, and grandfather to a goolag for being a kulak was all a fucking lie? Had he been alive he'd fucking cane your ass to death for saying that shit.

[–]sdfghsSouth Germany is best Germany 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know. This is why they were the first to fail one

[–]edgyeuropopulistlegally still existing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How are we responsible for the mess in kebab land?

It's your doing + what your daddy UK did

[–]protohomBhārata 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

And I was going to comment "This is Erdogan's wet dream"

Damn, the real RTE beat me to it. All hail the Sultan!

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

And when I was talking about with a guy here a while ago about them having a Balkan mindset on history (that is claiming that everything is theirs) I was branded as a Turk hater and he told me that Quebecquois have a Turk hating agenda... Go figure.

[–]protohomBhārata 17ポイント18ポイント  (5子コメント)

Balkan mindset

That's a beautiful term :D

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously now:

Turks: Everything. Albanians: Everything. FYROM: Ancient Macedon. Bulgarians: Had a wet dream about crowning an emperor !?!?!?! in Constantinople durring the balkan wars, but are ok now. Serbians: Though they dont have any absourd history claims, they are hell bent on proving the Albanian ones faux to the point of conjuring up stuff to counter the conjured up stuff of the others.

Balkans a place where history is defined by what dream your leader saw in his sleep yesterday.

[–]Shroobot3000Drunk and sad, the only acceptable Russian configuration 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Greece is the only one with actual evidence.(philosophy and such)Alexander is Greek!

[–]TheBloodySerbI Shqip, you Shqip, he/she/it Shqips. 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Serbians: Though they dont have any absourd history claims

Oh, silly American Frenchies!

[–]wootoniusTexas 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He even tried to invent a Russian minority, man this guy was Putin before it was cool.

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok ill add them to the list, I didnt knew that. This is as good as your Pelasgian and Illyrian theories. You guys all share this hobby it seems.

[–]ScroteMcGoateAntarctica 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

So that is what Nasa blurred out on the far side of the moon! Is of secret super kebab base! Moon not of green cheese, is of yummy tzatziki sauce!

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tzatziki not of sauce and not of kebab. Its different from the Turkic one (cant remember the name now).

[–]apocolyptictoddThe United States of we shut your 3rd eye for a damn reason 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh...so Ergodan has officially lost his mind...

[–]DerJagger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's satire dude

[–]Eat_The_MuffinKing of England 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The fact that people actually believe that satire is insane, a gunpowder rocket reaching the moon!?!?!?!?

[–]CespurEuropean Union 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It says more about how retarded Erdogan is that people actually believe him to say things like that.

[–]ShumatsuPoland 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha! Twardowski got on the moon in 16th century, one century before Ottomans! Szach-mat Turkey!

[–]KallamezWe have big booties! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hhahahahahah. Ohh, Erdogan. You're such a silly man.

[–]MMSTINGRAYUnited Kingdom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

“Why do you not believe it? Because you’ve never believed that a Muslim can do such a thing, just like you’ve never believed that our ancestors could manage to launch ships in the Golden Horn after transporting them across land,”

I think, now days at least, he will find most credible sources give the 'Muslim world' heaps and heaps of credit both for their own inventions and contributions, as well as being key in helping to preserve European knowledge.

But obviously that doesn't count for some reason. That is some American-level persecution logic.

[–]yaguzi02Turkey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pfft. It isn't even real!

[–]NaenilQuebec 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

I made a relevant photomontage about this a while ago..

[–]DlimzwIs not sekret PAP spy 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now the crescent on their flag would be even more relevant.

[–]JustinPA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure if I shared this on Facebook a Turkish friend would make it their cover photo.

[–]Portugal_StronkBacalhau Empire 47ポイント48ポイント  (14子コメント)

First the Nazis, now the Turks? Next time you'll tell me that it were the Romans the first to arrive there.

[–]Nerd1000Australia 61ポイント62ポイント  (3子コメント)

It was actually the ancient Egyptians. They needed to remove Tok'ra for their Gou'ald gods.

[–]Portugal_StronkBacalhau Empire 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

Tok'ra traitors, Goa'uld stronk. Anubis best System Lord.

[–]PrimarycoreGlorious motherball 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Indeed.

-Teal'c 1997-2007

[–]Moth92Canada 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, Teal'c was only 10? And he's dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]KotrasEuropean Union 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nope, it was actually the Portuguese which, as everyone knows, are always the first to arrive, they just never get the credit because they never tell anyone about it.

[–]Portugal_StronkBacalhau Empire 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shit you not, some days ago I saw an article proving that we were the fisrt to discover Australia, but we just didn't give a fuck about it and let the others take credit for it.

[–]artykomaDalmatia/Dalmàssia/Dalmazia/Dalmacija 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some say they were first to arrive to the continent of America.

Some say they even landed on the moon.

All we know is, they're the Romans!

[–]AssimulatedHoly Terra! 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vikings arrived though gay Rainbow bridge

[–]Anathema_RedditusWOOOOO MISSISSIPPI Y'ALL 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pffft... we all know the Akkadians were the first on the Moon!

[–]Portugal_StronkBacalhau Empire 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure the Anunnaki came from there.

[–]Anathema_RedditusWOOOOO MISSISSIPPI Y'ALL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought they were from the Beetlejuice system?

[–]sdfghsSouth Germany is best Germany 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are sources that the dinosaurs were there first

[–]carl_super_sagan_jinbier, weib und gesang 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

on a sidenote: i am really hyped for iron sky 2

[–]Portugal_StronkBacalhau Empire 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't see the first, but I defnitely have to.

[–]mv100Moravia of the Czechlands 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks like America didn't expect this mostly red flag.

[–]TostiloverUnited Kingdom of the Netherlands 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

And don't forget this. No America, you is of kebab.

[–]KendasKermanTexas 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

And vikings before them.

[–]newusername_____I'm a Terran 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

This president is going s**t. Kebab first to America and first to moon? If it was, we all allah-u ackbar in disguise...

[–]blackwolfgoogolSomaliland 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE OF BEATINGS EURO INTO AMERICAS.

[–]Pilot0000Quebec 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

We of need to launch Serbia in Space now. But before the launch make sure Orthodox master race bless the ship. Romania thats your queue. Of damnings someone needs to make it a comic.

[–]SkrongLikeVikingThere's Skrong, and then there's Wiking Skrong 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that's how theodore roosevelt orchestrated the assassination of archduke ferdinand to destabilize the ottoman empire and secure america's rise to power.

[–]rindindinUnknown 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

I thought the Vikings got to the moon first?

They were literally fucking everywhere according to new anthropological studies/findings.

[–]StrangeSemiticLatinThe Centre of the Universe 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

They weren't in Chile or the moon.

Speaking of which, LA LUNA ES CHILENA SACAN LOS TURCOS SACAN LOS GRINGOS

[–]CrocPBFreedom's back bitches and Sturgeon is ma waifu! 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

Eherm, La Luna son Britannicas.

"Bu-but the America-!"

They rightfully belong to the Crown. They just don't know it yet.

La Luna son Brittanicas essentially by vassal

[–]HeresCyonnahTexas 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

So what you're saying is we need a second revolution?

[–]CrocPBFreedom's back bitches and Sturgeon is ma waifu! 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Oh that won't be necessary chap. A simple, peaceful handover agreement is all we need

[–]HeresCyonnahTexas 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

WHAT'S THAT? THROW THE TEA IN THE HARBOR? COVER PEOPLE IN BOILING TAR?

[–]CrocPBFreedom's back bitches and Sturgeon is ma waifu! 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

THROW THE TEA IN THE HARBOR?

Anything but that.

[–]HeresCyonnahTexas 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

brb, throwing tea in harbors.

[–]FrelarkTexas 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Me too. Also, pls don't genocide Boston.

[–]HeresCyonnahTexas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But we're Texans! Genocide Boston plz.

[–]pocleeTaiwan, not China 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hell, of what mod did he install on his EU4?

[–]DlimzwIs not sekret PAP spy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least no Moon Nazis this time.

[–]SunnyChowHong Kong 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because Merica haven't land on the other side

[–]lucidsleeperNationalist China (1927-1949) 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Turan stronk turki tru sons of Cengiz khan wo children of grey wolf fuck u allahu ackbar

[–]zhupan28Serbia 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

History according to Erdogan.

[–]tones2013 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

i hope buzz aldrin punches erdogan in the face.

[–]JakedubbleyaSlovenia 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does Canada talk like a retard?

[–]KavalooshFUCK YOU STOP TOUCHING MY BALL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

didn't muhhammad fly to the moon on a unicorn

[–]raktha_sindhuramIndia 1ポイント2ポイント  (51子コメント)

guys check out this cardboard cutout wrapped in tin foil that america used to travel back to earth

well done america

[–]ToTheRescuesDon't tread on me, bro. 25ポイント26ポイント  (23子コメント)

Thank you.

Pick one:

1) We actually landed on the moon.

2) We successfully fooled all you dumb idiots into thinking that we did.

[–]DlimzwIs not sekret PAP spy 14ポイント15ポイント  (23子コメント)

The part where the rockets took off were pretty convincing. I have to hand that to them.

[–]Emerly_NickelMost Peaches! 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cardboard can't melt steel beams

[–]JaysLiveinElmiraOntario 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you use the leftover tin foil to make a hat? You don't want the alien lizard government reading your thoughts!

[–]FeurissonScorched skin and even scorcheder brains. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that stupid Halo guy rip-off with the pyjama suit and motorcyle helmet.

[–]tedsmitts 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

but ...no one's been to the moon

[–]sameth1Canada 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Needs more vikings.

[–]StarcfcBritish Hongkong 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well Turkey can fly, I don't know why America is so surprised.

[–]doowi1Faroe Islands 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where's the viking ship?

[–]swiftverbicide -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

These never make me laugh