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Tying a tie (i.imgur.com)

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[–]challenge4 1346ポイント1347ポイント  (97子コメント)

I'm gonna need you to do that 3 or 4 hundred more times before I might be able to comprehend.

[–]mattpayne92 688ポイント689ポイント  (63子コメント)

It's simple, just flip it around your fingers twice then... Wait what the fuck?

[–]iamPause [スコア非表示]  (40子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/PXnBS29.jpg

[–]corgi_on_a_treadmill [スコア非表示]  (31子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/cIRarkB.gif

[–]jd_w98 [スコア非表示]  (25子コメント)

As a mavs fan, please don't remind me of him.

[–]trulyniceguy [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Who? Rondo? Did you mean Rajon Rondo? Why don't you want to hear about Rajon Rondo? Was Rajon Rondo on the Mavs? Rajon Rondo is the best, almost as good as Rajon Rondo. If the Mavs don't have Rajon Rondo they should consider picking up Rajon Rondo.

[–]talkingtoilet [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Who do we hate more, Rondo or DJ?

[–]jd_w98 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Idk man. I just feel bad for the people who bought Rondo jerseys, and deandre Jordan jerseys in the 24 hrs he was a mav.

[–]DeandreDoesDallas [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is a hard question. I'm leaning Rondo despite what my username suggests. That asshole quit on us mid-game during the playoffs.

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      [–]sreynolds1 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

      Has fewer steps than Connect 4, still confuses Rondo

      [–]DoYouEvenHarlemShake [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I am toothbrush man

      Brush your teeth because

      [–]Fancyfoot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/191eulvlpbsosgif/original.gif

      [–]anatopism [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

      http://i.imgur.com/wSjbg7g.png

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        [–]poopy_wizard132 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

        Thanks for clearing that up.

        [–]Odesit [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

        WHAT THE EFF!

        [–]SonOfSevenLess88 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmqsk1vZSKw

        [–]GeeBrain [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Is mayonnaise an instrument? But actually though, time to re-watch some spongebob.

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          [–]connormantoast 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

          All I got was the part where he wrapped it around his hand a couple of times. After that I'm lost.

          [–]wtf1968 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          You need to tie to visualize it in yo head

          [–]inoahlot4 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

          You just gotta tie a bit harder man!

          [–]viewerdoer 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Shit angle

          [–]CodeTheInternet [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

          It's just a jump to the left ...

          [–]6thninja [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

          Dont worry, the gif is a loop

          [–]digital_evolution [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          Right click the gif, 'show controls'. Rewatch like a boss.

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            [–]iBleeedorange[S] [スコア非表示]  (31子コメント)

            imgur user elpher was kind enough to make a picture by picture tutorial of it here

            [–]tootsie_rolex[🍰] [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

            I am more confused.

            [–]Esquire07 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Brilliant

            [–]TheUPisstillascam [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

            That's a nice party trick, but I take the wide end and run it a bit below my belt before tying it up to make sure it is long enough when I'm done, and I adjust it while I'm tying it to make sure the knot is clean. It seems like this method makes that a more difficult process, especially when you tie it as quickly as the guy does in the OP.

            [–]srs_house [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Or you can just take the time to learn how to tie one the traditional way like every other grown-up.

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              [–]SlimJones123 283ポイント284ポイント  (91子コメント)

              http://i.imgur.com/FO2iVCI.gifv

              [–]ThisDamnSite 190ポイント191ポイント  (86子コメント)

              Knot looked terrible though...

              [–]DongFullOfFist 114ポイント115ポイント  (45子コメント)

              Nah, it's a half hand knot. It's supposed to asymmetrical.

              [–]Gibsonfan159 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

              I'm gonna apply this to things that I get criticized over.

              "Hey, you've got your shirt on inside-out." "Nah, it's a reverse-dooblewhop, I'm suppose to look this stupid."

              [–]ThisDamnSite 203ポイント204ポイント  (33子コメント)

              What you've just said doesn't conflict at all with what I said.

              [–]DongFullOfFist [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

              Point taken. I thought you meant he did it poorly.

              [–]huyan007 [スコア非表示]  (22子コメント)

              Asymmetrical = Terrible

              I can whole-heartedly agree with this.

              [–]ElbowHeadquarters [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

              have fun looking like a used car salesman

              [–]LetMeLickYourCervix [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

              Have fun looking like a used car salesman who doesn't know how to tie a tie

              [–]DongFullOfFist [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

              Haha I work at a used car dealership and not a single salesman wears a tie.

              [–]DirtyLukeAndTheBoys [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

              have fun looking like a used car salesman an adult

              [–]mattsprofile [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              See, there's the thing. If you are trying to look friendly and easygoing then you might want to pick a knot that doesn't make you look like the kind of person that stares out your window to yell at teenagers if they get too close to the edge of the sidewalk.

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                [–]vtxAishi [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

                Double Windsor for life!!

                [–]IEng [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                I believe it is half and full.

                [–]dekrant [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.

                - From Russia With Love, Ian Fleming

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                  [–]OMGorilla [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                  A half Windsor on a well fitted shirt will look fine. Outside of formal events, there's really no need for a full Windsor. You're looking at a tie that isn't even cinched to the neck in a collared shirt, and saying it looks terrible. I can only surmise you don't often wear ties, or only know the Windsor knots.

                  [–]Bndsfn2004 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                  That's exactly why it looks terrible...

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                    [–]MactheDog 20ポイント21ポイント  (30子コメント)

                    It would look normal once he tightens it and sets it. It's the same knot.

                    [–]Bndsfn2004 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Same knot as the first one? I agree, they're both terrible. Impressive execution with a terrible result.

                    [–]DrEsquire_342fve43lj [スコア非表示]  (28子コメント)

                    No it won't. That's like a half windsor at best. Only a fucking dip shit would wear a half windsor.

                    [–]SQUID_FUCKER [スコア非表示]  (16子コメント)

                    Only a fucking dip shit would wear a half windsor.

                    TIL

                    [–]ArewBear [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                    Nope- his is wrong. It is a matter of taste.

                    The Windsor v half-Windsor argument is similar to the hummer v Prius argument.

                    Full Windsor subscribers like to think anyone who doesn't go full is a "pussy". Half Windsor subscribers like to call anyone who goes full has a small dick.

                    Then there are people like me, who can't get over the fact that they are wearing a dainty silk scarf.

                    [–]Baofog [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                    Nah, its not the fact they are wearing a dainty silk scarf. It's the fact they are wasting time arguing about something that doesn't fucking matter. If the biggest issue in your life is that people might wear a half or a full windsor AND YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR CHOICE in knot you need to lighten the fuck up and enjoy how god damn perfect your life is.

                    [–]bigswifty86 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    For real though, anyone who is anyone ties a full Windsor. Aside from even fancier knots, the full Windsor is the knot that says this guy knows his shit. It's only a few extra steps and really makes a HUGE difference. The Full or even Half Windsor vs the widely used Four in Hand knot, when put side by side it's easily apparent as to why the Windsor is so far superior. Mostly the symmetry of the Windsor just has that aire of professionalism.

                    [–]newuser92 [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

                    No, half windsor have it's uses. You can't look chill with a full windsor. It makes you look serious. So if you were it outside a serious environment, you could look pretentious.

                    And if you want to look slick, you'd use an Eldredge. Charismatic? Are you going to be the primary talker at an event? Use a patterned bow tie.

                    [–]Sipiri [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    well my half windsors are always straight... But me being straight, ehh....

                    There's gotta be a connection there.

                    [–]ByeByeDigg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    That is a four in hand. A half Windsor is still perfectly symmetrical

                    [–]call_me_Kote [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                    Where the fuck do you wear anything more complex than a half Windsor? This was a 4 in hand, but a full Windsor is what like news anchors and shit wear. You gotta buy special ties for that shit, and there's just no need. A 4 in hand is fine, a half Windsor is useful, and a full is too far. I know a knot that's very simple and symmetrical that I use though.

                    [–]Smailien [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                    Full windsor or get the fuck out!

                    [–]AdiposeFin [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                    Bond mistrusted anyone who tied his tie with a Windsor knot. It showed too much vanity. It was often the mark of a cad.

                    ~Ian Flemming, From Russia with Love.

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                      [–]RugbyAndBeer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Once you pull it tight it looks alright. It's good for skinny ties, or if you're going for a casual look where you wear a tie but have your top button undone.

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                        [–]GolgiApparatus1 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        That liveleak stamp though.

                        [–]James_Russells 77ポイント78ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Right after the gif ends, someone comes into the room and hacks his head off with a machete.

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                          [–]general_nuisance 38ポイント39ポイント  (9子コメント)

                          Tying a knot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxcAaR0oHU

                          [–]stoopid_dummy 483ポイント484ポイント  (50子コメント)

                          I think I got it

                          [–]SQUID_FUCKER [スコア非表示]  (25子コメント)

                          Where is all your furniture?

                          [–]efg1342 [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

                          The same place as his shirt sleeves...?

                          [–]Shisa4123 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Had to sell it for those sweet tie lessons.

                          [–]Electric_Nachos [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          It's his dreamatorium.

                          [–]stoopid_dummy [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                          My living room and bedroom. I don't have a dining room table, so it's empty.

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                            [–]FlipStik [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                            Wow, I can't believe you did that in only 6 frames.

                            [–]I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

                            Don't let your dreams be dreams

                            [–]OG_RudeBwoy 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Nailed it

                            [–]stoopid_dummy 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Just takes practice. No biggie.

                            [–]BigWil [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                            OP spent so long trying that he didn't notice the guy robbing him blind.

                            [–]wtf1968 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                            Yep I think you got... wait wtf?

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                              [–]Winsane 165ポイント166ポイント  (10子コメント)

                              https://i.imgur.com/tcn9HTa.gif

                              [–]choppersmash 627ポイント628ポイント  (24子コメント)

                              For anyone wondering what exactly he's doing I'll fill you in. He takes the littler end and wraps that fucker a few times around his fingers. Then does some fucking loopy pully thing and voila!! Perfectly tied tie.

                              [–]NickyNeptune 146ポイント147ポイント  (5子コメント)

                              Ahhh. Of course! I was thinking it was a pully loopy thingy instead. Makes sense.

                              [–]ROGER_SHREDERER [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

                              You forgot to draw the owl

                              [–]Witness_My_Greatness 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              THANK YOU! That asshole didn't read the sidebar and put a text tutorial with the video.

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                                [–]IchBinEinHamburger 41ポイント42ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                What knot do you end up with?

                                [–]stoopid_dummy 139ポイント140ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                The " fuck, I just arrested myself" knot.

                                [–]Witness_My_Greatness 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                The "since I'm strung up here I might as well jerk it" knot

                                [–]LoRdGonZo 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                A Four-In-Hand.

                                [–]Zlurpo [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

                                It's a basic overhand slipknot. Not sure what that's called on a tie.

                                [–]DarvelMk 11ポイント12ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                Looks like a half Windsor, which I don't personally like, looks a bit lopsided. Still a pretty cool trick that I probably would need a week of practice to pull off.

                                [–]thegreatestajax 40ポイント41ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                It's a four in hand, which you can wear to the twit olympics.

                                [–]Banana_Shits [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

                                Actually no.

                                Depending on setting, a four-in-hand or half-windsor can be totally appropriate, and a full windsor will make you look like a queef.

                                For example: work, or a night out on the town.

                                For a wedding or job interview or something, you can bet I'm going to do a full windsor, but for a day at the office? No, just no.

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                                  [–]Pickleheadguy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  "The triple loop"

                                  [–]straydog1980 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  If I can tie a tie in 5 seconds I wouldn't give a shit

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                                    [–]redundantposts 14ポイント15ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                    Tying a tie is easy once you know how. It's getting it the right length that can be tricky. Too short or too long and you look awful.

                                    [–]fauxpas0101 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Meanwhile I'm here looking at a video tutorial on how to tie a tie

                                    [–]Muffmuncherr 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Now it all makes sense, ties are an illusion and you have to be a magician to get it right.

                                    [–]mrpersson [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                    Here you go

                                    [–]Derangedcorgi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Knowing me I'll end up with an origami ball.

                                    [–]pendcollective_will [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                    I knew Rodney Dangerfield was still alive...

                                    [–]kevincredible22 10ポイント11ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                    I can't even do it the normal way.... I'm 30...I'm ashamed of myself....

                                    [–]NoNeed2RGue 16ポイント17ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                    Pretty easy to learn on youtube in ten minutes or so.

                                    Unless it's just a case of you never needing to wear a tie...

                                    [–]admiralfilgbo 14ポイント15ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                    for me the trick is not looking in the mirror. that's like tying the tie and doing it backwards at the same time, and I'd rather save that processing power for tying the tie. once you feel like it's close enough, then check the mirror.

                                    you don't eat in front of a mirror, right? yet still somehow most of the food makes it in.

                                    [–]k1e7 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                    listen to mr. fancy-eater over here...

                                    [–]SQUID_FUCKER [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                    Why would you think you need a mirror in the first place? Do you tie your shoes using a mirror?

                                    [–]Fuego_Fiero [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                    I would literally starve without my hand mirror for eating. All the food would miss my mouth. Although I can tie a tie without a mirror.

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                                      [–]ermergerdberbles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                      A lesbian taught me how to tie a tie. Best wingman ever.

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                                        [–]AtomicSlothCreature [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                        You only need to do it once, then you just slip it over your head for the rest of your life.

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                                          [–]sypher1187 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Looks like it ends up as a four in hand knot... not a particularly hard knot to tie even normally... and ends up bring a pretty skinny knot.

                                          [–]ojones311 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          He just changed the game !

                                          [–]pemibo83 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          He's a witch

                                          [–]TheundeadUnicorn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I thought it was a child tying it at first

                                          [–]wolf120 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I'll just stick to clip-ons

                                          [–]lazerpenguin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Did anyone else think this was done by a child at first? I was like, huh that little girl can tie a really nice tie until the end.

                                          [–]happy-cig [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                          Question is how did you record a snapchat video?

                                          [–]SuperMarioIncandenza [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Dude looks liken Jeff Garlin

                                          [–]ProgIsAll85 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          so artie the strongest man in the world is also a tie magician.

                                          [–]beefwich [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Worked in a men's clothing store for eight months when I was in college. This is how you're tried to tie ties for display.

                                          It's actually very easy after you successfully do it the first time. Sort of one of those "AH-HA!" sort of things where it all makes sense when you get the mechanics of it.

                                          The trick is the pinch he's doing with his left hand (between the front, larger part of the tie and the smaller, adjustable part of the tie). Unless you pinch those together before pull the loop through, the whole thing falls apart in your hands.

                                          [–]theduckmanz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Look at mr boyscout over here

                                          [–]benzabs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Someone get this guy a new shirt.

                                          [–]mallenpdx [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          What kind of fuckery is that outfit

                                          [–]deadroadie [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                          Congratulations! You tied a really shitty generic tie.

                                          [–]0dkj0 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          Well he can certainly tie a tie. Now if he could only learn how to dress...

                                          [–]booradleysghost 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                          Single Windsor, fuck that shit.

                                          [–]thegreatestajax 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          I appreciate your tie snobbery, but it's a four in hand. And still unacceptable.

                                          [–]Ayatollah_Bahloni 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          My favorite is the Trinity, followed by the Eldredge.

                                          [–]ballzdeepin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          rolls tie around his hand 3 times

                                          half-life 3 confirmed

                                          [–]hurdur1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I agree with the sentiment of this gif.

                                          [–]Tyler_Maverick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I'm gonna save this for when I'm actually old enough to wear a suit on a daily basis.

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