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[–]vquisling#FREEDAVID-ME 59ポイント60ポイント  (80子コメント)

lol, was the "we don't condone dog fucking" opinion unironically posted to /r/ShitRConservativeSays ?

here i am, thinking that's not too controversial of a statement...and then you read shit like:

BECASE SOON IT WILL BE LEGAL FOR PEOPLE TO DO THINGS I DONT LIKE >:(

am i alone in having a problem with making dogfucking legal? what kind of shit are these people smoking?

[–]fuckthepolis2electric boogaloo 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

There was a whole big blowout a while back about a guy talking about banging dogs that had spent a really really long time making posts all over the place mentioning the fact that he liked to bang dogs. The thread here got crazy because the guy showed up.

[–]ASeriousDan[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

Do you have the link?

[–]fuckthepolis2electric boogaloo 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

I looked briefly but couldn't find it. It was several months ago.

[–]ASeriousDan[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's not that guy higher up in this thread, is it?

edit: now lower down

[–]ASeriousDan[S] 23ポイント24ポイント  (64子コメント)

I bet the dogs don't like it either

[–]Velvet_Llama 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

If outlawing dog fucking makes me a fascist, well then I guess I'm a fascist.

[–]Rabble-Arouser 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

My grade 11 philosophy class got on board with making sex with immediate family members, animals and corpses on the grounds that maybe future generations will have a beastiality rights movement like we have a gay rights movement in the present. I'm super progressive I remain baffled by both their reasoning and conclusions to this day.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Corpses, immediate family members, and animals are incapable of consent. That's pretty much all there is to it. The rest is wankery (often literal) used to justify whatever rape a person wants to engage in.

[–]rufus_rayThe SJW bogeymon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah yeah, I was the one who made that comment. really I was just making fun of conservatives who get butthurt over gay marriage. I'm pretty much against bestiality in any form and I assure you I haven't been smoking anything.

[–]ttumblrbots 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

doooooogs: 1, 2 (seizure warning); 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; if i miss a post please PM me

[–]Kyldus 9ポイント10ポイント  (10子コメント)

I tagged an actual. admitted dogfucker a while back from other drama. I'm kind of disappointed he didn't show up here, insisting everything he did was consensual.

[–]Intortoiseliterally srs 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

he's in this very comments section frantically defending raping animals

[–]pissbum-emeritus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can probably find him testifying on r/SexWithDogs.

That's where I'd look first...

[–]z1967So who wants to start up popcoin? 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

People will argue about anything, won't they :|

On a mostly unrelated note, having a 4 digit counter for a "days since last Benghazi mention" seems about as pointless as having a Parachute on a commercial airliner. You are probably never going to use it and if you do have to use it the topics probably dead anyway.

[–]SarcasmLostNationally Ranked Settlers of Cabal 33ポイント34ポイント  (71子コメント)

No, I'm saying I simply don't care what someone else does with their property. I don't care if someone sticks their dick in their goat for the same reasons I don't care if someone sticks their dick in their toaster.

Except that, you know, the goat is a living creature and not an inanimate object with no feelings.

don't care what someone else does with their property.

There are some very crass parallels that people could make here that would only start completely different arguments about the tastefulness of the debate.

But to bring up a related point, you don't have the right to torture your dog, just because it's your property. The same logic should easily apply here.

Animals cannot consent. Argument over. There are no ethical rebuttals you can really make here.

[–]ASeriousDan[S] 20ポイント21ポイント  (53子コメント)

I don't agree, but I imagine that his response would be that animals don't consent to being killed and eaten, either. I think the problem here is that pointing out that people do other bad things to animals and that society is (very arguably) hypocritical on this matter isn't the same thing as proving that raping animals isn't bad.

[–]khanfusionJust a stupid diversionist tactic to diminish feminism 8ポイント9ポイント  (29子コメント)

You don't ahve to imagine his response would be that, it's literally in the thread, there.

That said, dude is still a psycho. Equivocating eating meat to raping animals is pretty far out there.

[–]Brderhps951 4ポイント5ポイント  (21子コメント)

Does hygiene never cross these people's mind? I imagine doing this would give you some sort of diseases.

[–]ASeriousDan[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (12子コメント)

Is that true? I imagine, in many cases, humans wouldn't be effected by the same kinds of STDs that effect other species. But I honestly don't know, this is not a topic I have researched for obvious reasons. (I always use a condom when cow-raping)

[–]khanfusionJust a stupid diversionist tactic to diminish feminism 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

FWIW very, very few viruses possess the capability to transmit between deeply dissimilar species, so that type of hygienic danger is rare... although the few that can move between species are generally super bad news.

Bacteria, on the other hand, are way less picky about what they can infect. Fungi and protists as well.

Sigh... why am I even typing this out? Kids, don't fuck animals.

[–]halfar -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

But if you do fuck animals; use protection!

That's what you were really trying to say right

[–]Brderhps951 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

Haha it's not a topic I would say I am well versed in either. I have no idea, but to me it just seems anti-hygienic but I don't have sources so take it with a grain of salt.

I think fucking animals is messed up and wrong. So that's my stance on it and I'm sticking to it.

[–]ProvidentiaToday's sleeveless posting probability is [63]% 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

Even just the sheer physiological differences are a good enough reason to keep bestiality laws on the books, every so often you have these stories come out of the woodwork about some dude dying because hos bowels were literally destroyed by a horse or somesuch, or the opposite with some small critter some dude got a hankering for.

[–]Raiden_GekkouFecal Baron 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

There are some kinds of diseases that can be transmitted from animals to humans(zoonoses).

[–]451240 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let me preface this by saying that I'm not into animals, it's just a bit of trivia that I've picked up over the years.

That said - most diseases that are communicable between humans and animals, even those primarily transmitted via sex, have been introduced to the greater population to the extent where it's not the sort of thing that you'd only get from bestiality, or where anything you'd pick up is super-exotic or anything.

I mean, we've been living with dogs, cows, and horses for millennia. Anything they have that we can pick up, we did ages ago, and it spread throughout the population as though it were a "normal" disease that we proceeded to adapt to.

That said, I have to imagine that if people are willing to ignore all of the other concerns associated with bestiality, "you might catch a disease" probably wouldn't stop them either. Especially since you could take them to the vet to see if they had anything, first.

[–]khanfusionJust a stupid diversionist tactic to diminish feminism 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let me preface this by saying that I'm not into animals

What a world we fucking live in.

[–]Craznor -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ding ding ding.

Point is, most of humanity doesn't care about their consent.

Also I never said it wasn't bad, I just don't think that I have the right to stop somebody from doing as they like with their property. And I think most of the people arguing, both there and here, that animals somehow aren't property are hypocrites.

[–]strugleArl of Shredcliff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you a vegetarian?

[–]tha_real_stabulous 1ポイント2ポイント  (11子コメント)

There are some very crass parallels that people could make here that would only start completely different arguments about the tastefulness of the debate.

Slavery? Why not bring it up? If you're going to treat animals like slaves, I don't see why you can't rape them too.

If you think it's okay to maim and kill an animal with a machete while it's hanging from the ceiling but you don't think it's okay to rape the same animal, you need to work that contradiction out before you form an opinion. Either animals are sentient beings that we need consent from or they are mobile meat containers that we can maim and kill.

Not both.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (10子コメント)

If you're going to treat animals like slaves, I don't see why you can't rape them too.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you're white. Even chattel slavery in the Americas had some level of taboo about rape. It was more honored in the breach, but still it was there.

Your argument is bad, and you should feel bad.

[–]tha_real_stabulous 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

So you think animals are stupid enough that it's okay to suspend them upside-down from the ceiling and hack at them with machetes, but smart enough that they need to provide consent before you have sex with them? Pick one or the other.

And your argument doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It may have been taboo to rape slaves but it happened, whereas slaughterhouse-style execution is much worse than what slaves faced.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 0ポイント1ポイント  (8子コメント)

That's an interesting strawperson there. I didn't say anything about animals.

And consent has nothing to do with intelligence in any case. Having sex with a corpse is wrong because they can't consent. And I think we all agree that literally anything is smarter than a corpse.

ANd the last bit is pretty much whiteness confirmed.

[–]tha_real_stabulous 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Having sex with a corpse is wrong because they can't consent

what? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Necrophilia is wrong because it's defiling a corpse, not because it's rape. Does a sex toy need to consent? Inanimate objects, which a corpse is by definition, do not need to provide consent.

Ooohhh you found a white guy on reddit. You're so smart, how'd you do it!?

[–]Vorpal_Hammer -1ポイント0ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ooohhh you found a white guy on reddit. You're so smart, how'd you do it!?

Mainly, taking about chattel slavery in the Americas like it's NBD. Just ammunition for what you REALLY want to talk about. In this case, dogfucking.

A corpse is an inanimate object that once was a person. Hence it's in a different category than, say, a dildo. I didn't think I'd have to spell that out, but here we are.

Don't leave your hand on any hot stovetops, OK?

[–]tha_real_stabulous 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

If you haven't noticed, I'm a pro-animal rights whackjob, not a pro-slavery whackjob. I think dogfucking is terrible, and I also think the other animal abuse that our society runs on is terrible.

Either animals are property and we can do to them anything that people once thought we could to do slaves, including rape, or they are intelligent beings that need to provide consent to have sex, be chopped up, be experimented on, etc. You can argue for either side but you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Literally no part of that is excusing, arguing for, or writing off human slavery.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm a pro-animal rights whackjob, not a pro-slavery whackjob.

I'm a social justice whackjob myself. Hi!

What I'm saying is that a lot of animal rights activism tends to be very white-focused, and that's something y'all need to work on. There are better ways to make your case that don't involve dehumanizing people.

Also, things aren't all or nothing in this world. I have the right to grab my daughter's wrist to keep her from running into traffic, but that doesn't mean I can hit her with a baseball bat, now does it? Srsly. Learn to make an argument.

[–]tha_real_stabulous 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I have the right to grab my daughter's wrist to keep her from running into traffic, but that doesn't mean I can hit her with a baseball bat, now does it? Srsly. Learn to make an argument.

explain how this applies to "I have the right to vivisect an animal without its consent, but that doesn't mean I can rape it"

[–]78xh 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm kind of conflicted because the dog fucker is making reasonable arguments that resonate with me as a vegan, but he's using them in a backwards direction that makes it even shittier.

[–]Craznor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you know of some other way to point out people's hypocrisy?

Also, I'm not sure if you're referring to me or Frostfedora. That asshole is almost certainly trolling.

I don't fuck animals, and I am simply pointing out that if we (humanity) collectively decide to treat animals as property, and holy shit, we DO, then it is hypocritical to decide that there is anything ethical or un-ethical about what someone else does with their property. It's legal for someone to buy a priceless painting or a car just so they can destroy them. We don't have to like it, but we shouldn't be able to force them to stop.

If however, animals are sentient beings with feelings and hopes and desires and everything that comes with that, then it is extremely hypocritical for people expressing those sentiments to then turn around and also condone killing and eating them, keeping them captive, experimenting on them, or supporting doing any of the myriad number of things we do to millions of them on a daily basis.

So far, nobody in either thread has been able to come up with something explaining how both of these things can simultaneously be true.

[–]TurtleTime25 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Typical reddit doing reddity things

[–]tha_real_stabulous 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think the argument is more anti-animal use than it is pro-dogfucking.

It's okay to violently slaughter them, medically experiment on and vivisect them, make them live neck to neck their entire lives until they're slaughtered, force them to eat remains of their own species, make them carry heavy loads and/or people all day long, and when you get bored of your pets euthanize them. But rape is too far.

[–]Geek1599Jet Fuel can't kill six million jews 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something something something Colby

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[–]Wubwubmagic 2ポイント3ポイント  (10子コメント)

Sandwichsaregood: "There's a clear distinction for bestiality too... an animal is a sentient creature but is not able to give consent. You might also say that animals also aren't able to consent to being slaughtered, but typically humans have adopted a different standard."

Craznor: "That makes people hypocrites. Look, I've already said I don't like the idea of doing that to an animal. But they can't consent to being locked away in cages for our amusement, to be killed like you mentioned, to being experimented on, or to being our companions. We just do that to them. We use them, and they are property."

Craznor: "I'm just saying that at the end of the day those animals are property. We use them to get what we want. Meat, milk, leather, glue, chew toys for our other animals, etc... We test our drugs, soap, and makeup on them too. We use them."

Craznor: "Right now I have a leather jacket in my closet and a pair of leather shoes on my floor. I know what goes into making those and it isn't pretty. I also have some hamburger and chicken breasts in my freezer, the process that got them there isn't terribly pretty either. But since I know this, and I bought them anyway, it can only mean that I flat out don't care."

Craznor: "Every deli counter in the world is a statement to how much we take advantage of animals. My shoes and my jacket and my wool sweater are all there because we use them without their consent, because they can't give it, and we as people collectively, just flat out don't care about that. The law reflects this as well."

As pitiless as Craznor's logic is, its sound logic. Its deeply hypocritical of our society that we denounce animal abuse in one hand, while enjoying the products of industrial meat production and animal experimentation in the other.

We breed animals specifically to die. We force-feed them, Imprison them in cages until they are large enough to be slaughtered against their will in massive factories. The ones who don't spend their last moments listening to the sounds of their kin screaming and being sliced open are instead forcibly impregnated against their will so that their children instead may be slaughtered. The animals who are bred for laboratories similarly enjoy a bleak existence of experimentation, then death when their use is exhausted.

All Craznor is arguing that is our morality, our mistaken belief that we treat our animals as anything other than disposable assets is false, hypocritical and hollow. That indulging outrage toward animal abuse, sexual or otherwise is hypocritical while we turn a blind eye to the atrocities we commit to ensure a steady production of meat onto our tables.

What we as a society do not possess is a morality or obligation toward the animals on this earth but rather a selective compassion toward animals that we mistake as having human qualities.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

No. The existence of one bad practice does not make another OK.

If you're a prisoner in a maximum security hellhole, and someone rapes you, the rapist is still wrong for doing so. Just because we as a society allow terrible things to happen to you, doesn't mean that everything goes all of a sudden.

[–]Craznor 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

I don't think your logic holds up with respect to your analogy because people aren't property. They can give consent. I can't buy or sell one (nor should anybody be able to). I can't legally kill one outside of self-defense. I can't harvest their organs without their consent, even after they are dead.

With animals though? I can do all of that. I can sell them, buy them, kill them for any reason, use their organs as I see fit, and then stuff them and place them around my house as art if I want. Every scrap of that points to animals being nothing but property.

Unless you're suggesting that we shouldn't be doing any of that to animals either. If you're suggesting that, and also don't willingly partake of the results of such practices, then I'd have to concede that you're not a hypocrite.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

Actually, I was dealing with the argument at a higher level. I agree with most of what you're saying here, actually.

But I wanted to focus on the obvious flaw of the "We eat animals, so why don't we fuck them?" argument so beloved on this lovely website. If you are saying that eating them is a bad thing, then that does not make raping them in any way better.

Leaving aside the animal rights aspect, which is interesting, and worthy of discussion, but not really germane to my specific point here, arguing that:

A. Our society does bad things to X

B. Therefore, you can't complain when I do this different bad thing to X.

Is just a really weak argument. It's not even an argument. More of a whine, really. There's no connection between A and B, much less support for B.

Now, if you want to make the related argument that animals are property, first off, that's clearly wrong in a legal sense in most places. Secondly, it's clearly not the way we treat them. And even if it was actually true in a legal sense, it wouldn't be a moral argument in any case.

So finally, I don't have to have any sort of opinion on the eating of animals in order to have a fleshed out argument regarding the revolutionary idea that raping them is a bad thing. You mentioned consent in the top of your comment. And really, that's all that needed to be said.

[–]Craznor 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I really don't understand what you're trying to say here.

But I wanted to focus on the obvious flaw of the "We eat animals, so why don't we fuck them?" argument so beloved on this lovely website.

That's not my argument. I simply don't think anybody should have the right to interfere with what somebody else does with their property. I'm not condoning fucking animals, I'm saying that those animals are person A's property and that he can do what he wants with them, with respect to safety for people other than themselves.

Now, if you want to make the related argument that animals are property, first off, that's clearly wrong in a legal sense in most places. Secondly, it's clearly not the way we treat them.

Umm, how is that wrong? People routinely buy and sell them, harvest them for their organs (usually muscle tissue), keep them as pets, and do any number of things to them. We treat them like property in every sense of the word.

That said, there are animals (and plants for that matter) that it is illegal to do any of these things to. The reasons for this usually have to do with their rarity or how dangerous they are to have around people. (I can't just buy and own a panda or a bengal tiger, or even their parts so far as I know.) I have no issue with these laws and in fact wish they could be enforced even more stringently than they are.

So finally, I don't have to have any sort of opinion on the eating of animals in order to have a fleshed out argument regarding the revolutionary idea that raping them is a bad thing. You mentioned consent in the top of your comment. And really, that's all that needed to be said.

Yeah... They don't consent because they can't. Of course, none of that stops us from doing everything I mentioned above. Because they are property. If I can buy and sell a thing, it's property. And consent really doesn't even enter the picture.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Animals are not legally viewed as property in the same sense as, say, a chair, because there are laws protecting them from abuse in most places.

But then, you appear aware of this based on what you say in the post. So I can't imagine what point you're trying to make. You agree that such laws exist, and you want them to be more stringently enforced. So, what are you saying, then? This undermines your entire argument.

I mean, you appear to agree that dogfucking is wrong. But the line of argument you're pursuing all over this thread suggests otherwise. Then again, you might just be a really strong animal rights activist. I hope that's the case.

[–]Craznor -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

But then, you appear aware of this based on what you say in the post. So I can't imagine what point you're trying to make. You agree that such laws exist, and you want them to be more stringently enforced. So, what are you saying, then? This undermines your entire argument.

No, I don't see how it does. I'm all for conserving wildlife and I have no issue with regulations that stop the destruction of national treasures like bald eagles, bengal tigers, pandas, etc... They are rare and need to be protected. They are a part of the ecosystem that we live in and if destroyed, they cannot be replaced. Of course, I also would object to destroying a mountain range or a sequoia forest for that same reason. It's protecting a rare and integral part of the ecosystem in which we live. I can't say the same thing for cows, pigs, or sheep.

I mean, you appear to agree that dogfucking is wrong.

I've said elsewhere that I think it's disgusting and that I find things like dogfighting distasteful. But I can't object to them for the same reasons because dogs are anything but rare. The way I look at it, just because I find something distasteful doesn't mean that I think it should be illegal.

But the line of argument you're pursuing all over this thread suggests otherwise. Then again, you might just be a really strong animal rights activist. I hope that's the case.

I think I'd be a hypocrite if I were advocating for that because I do support industries that, for all intents and purposes, abuse the shit out of animals by their definitions. I wear leather, I eat meat, and I hunt. Hunting should actually be seen as productive to conservation because in many areas animals like white tailed deer have no natural predators. But most hardcore animal rights activists consider hunting an unfair blood sport and killing animals for funsies.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK, so you "find things like dogfighting distasteful"

So you don't think dogfucking is wrong. Alright then. So, we're done.

[–]FrostfedoraA Dance with Doggies -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's no connection between A and B, much less support for B.

The connection is that people start going "MUH CONSENT" when it comes to animals for something they don't like, but when it comes to eating meat? Well, they're just animals, who cares?

It's never the sole argument regardless. It's just funny to point out the hypocrisy of meat eaters who condemn bestiality.

[–]Vorpal_Hammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Whatever, dogfucker.

[–]FrostfedoraA Dance with Doggies -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You say that it's like a bad thing.

[–]KimbobbinsDramadan has been great for pastas. 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They'll kill it, skin it, butcher it and eat it, but you stick a dick or take a dick and suddenly you're the monster. Ahahahaha, staying out of this one

[–]451240 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't get it.

I see how a person can justify male-animal-with-woman bestiality; totes weird, I probably wouldn't try it, but it's difficult to say the animal is being harmed.

But when you're saying "A guy can just stick his bits into any animal he owns, it's his property, who cares?", that's pretty much openly condoning animal abuse. From this perspective, I don't see how we could criminalize flaying your pets alive for kicks.

Which... I guess is his point. That we should be allowed to flay our pets for fun, because they're not human. But I just can't understand that basic disconnect between our positions, that pain (even of animals) is something that we should seek to minimize.