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Series QuestionDo you think McGonagall ever assumed her cat form at Hogwarts and fought with Mrs. Norris? (self.harrypotter)

stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick が 投稿

I like to think that's how she blew off steam, especially during OotP.

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[–]PowernadeA Snitch in Time 204ポイント205ポイント  (47子コメント)

McGonagall and Mrs. Norris fought. Once. Long time ago. But then again, Mrs. Norris was staff back then.

[–]stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick[S] 62ポイント63ポイント  (45子コメント)

Right?? Who IS Mrs. Norris????

[–]rainbowmoonheartache 140ポイント141ポイント  (8子コメント)

My favourite crack-theory: Mrs Norris is Filch's (former?) lover, whose presumably-now-ex-husband Mister Norris cursed her into the form of a cat on finding evidence of her affair with Filch.

[–]InsanityIsTrueSanity 42ポイント43ポイント  (5子コメント)

I like this theory. So sad.

"You murdered my heart. I'll kill you. I'LL KILL YOU!"

[–]RSkyhawk172 50ポイント51ポイント  (4子コメント)

And the saddest part is that Filch wouldn't be able to reverse the curse, seeing as he's a Squib. And I don't see many wizards wanting to do him any favors...

[–]Lily-GordonIt does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dumbledore would have.

[–]YouKnow_Pause 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Good ol Albus would have fixed that, post haste.

[–]Champion_of_Charms 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe Mrs. Norris spent time at St. Mungos but they couldn't fix it. :/

[–]YouKnow_Pause 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Either way, someone would have helped Filch.

[–]bogidyboy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think it's as exciting as that. I think squibs just like animals.

[–]MakhnoYouDidnt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think Filch just had a pet cat...

[–]kiloechoalpha 32ポイント33ポイント  (35子コメント)

Mrs. Norris is the old Divinations teacher...

[–]merupu8352 46ポイント47ポイント  (3子コメント)

Speculating on exactly what an Animagus does in their animal form makes minervous.

[–]princess_kushlestia 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Imagine your SO is a dog or cat Animagus and you come home from work one day to find them scooting their butt across the floor or coughing up a hairball. How does this effect your relationship? Probably a lot.

[–]UndeadKittenKnitting does not count towards my transfiguration grade. 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine your significant other is an animagus (a dog for simplicity) and your non-magical dog has puppies. And they kinda look like your SO's animagus form.

That could affect things.

eta:

Or worse, your non-magical pet looks JUST like your SO when they're transformed. You'd never be able to take the dog to the vet without making sure your lover was in sight. All spay/neuter appointments would be nerve wracking otherwise.

[–]iambinkbonk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like what you did there!

[–]lmeaacHow Can Thestrals Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real 68ポイント69ポイント  (20子コメント)

Have you read this theory that basically claims McGonagall used the Time Tuner to go back in time and get it on with Crookshanks?

[–]stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick[S] 59ポイント60ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not yet, but you've given me a great way to kill the last fifteen minutes of my work day!

EDIT:

why would

what

[–]grinde 98ポイント99ポイント  (1子コメント)

The obvious follow-up question is: Every time Hermione is attending McGonagall's Transfiguration class, is a second cat-McGonagall back in Hermione's room being plowed by Crookshanks?
I personally believe the answer is an emphatic Yes.

uhhhhhhh

[–]JamesIsNotASpread 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]CandlelightingPanda 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

What the actual fuck...

[–]rainbowmoonheartache 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

That... is right up there with the Dobby/Sorting Hat non-con I read once. My hat's off to you, sir/madam. I am impressed.

[–]Secretly-a-potato 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

umm do you happen to have a link for that? You know so I know what I have to avoid reading obviously

[–]rainbowmoonheartache 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ask, and ye shall receive.

I officially do not endorse reading it aloud using your best impersonations of Dobby and the Sorting Hat for the mental scarring benefit of others.

Unless you're sadistic like I am that.

[–]Mlee56McSwiggan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well now you have to link it.

[–]handsbricks 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

A-mazing

[–]LetsMingleBlog 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ummm, yeah, quite a stretch there and one that I don't see happening. McGonagall doesn't seem to be the type. But, worth the read. Lol.

[–]yakko1990 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

What indicator has ever been given about McGonagall's sex life? Ive never read any Pottermore stuff, so it might be in there, but I don't believe she ever showed anything beyond giggling at being kissed by Hagrid once in the first book, a hairy, animalistic man.

[–]DerailTrainOfThought 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

She fell in love with a muggle man after her last year at Hogwarts, but she didn't want to have to give up magic like her mother did. So she broke off her engagement with him.

[–]mdhh99 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's on Pottermore that McGonagall was married at one point but they could never have kids.

[–]tacotuesdayeeryday 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think she was married to a former minister of magic and he died cuz it happens

[–]KrabbHD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

teehee

[–]mlbontbs87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does that theory explain why she would want to in light of the fact that carry sex is incredibly painful for the female?

[–]vuhleeitee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somebody has never heard cats having sex. It does not sound like they're enjoying it....

[–]Justice_PrinceNargles all the way down 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the title of this post.

[–]bloodguard 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not apropos your question but what if Mrs. Norris was a repentant (or cowardly) former deatheater like WormTail?

She decided that Voldemort was nucking futs and went into hiding as a cat at Hogwarts.

[–]Cardboardboxkid 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how you know us harry potter fans need more harry potter. We are suffering from withdraws and are searching for anything we can from the universe that hasn't been covered lol

[–]psycho_penguin 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Haha this is one of the best questions asked here. Gave me a good laugh, there's no need to take things so seriously all the time.

[–]stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. I was rereading OotP in line at Chipotle and there's a part where McGonagall shoos away Mrs. Norris. Then I thought of this.

The brain when the body is hungry is dangerous. :P

[–]InTeetoWeTrust 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

guys, we may have gone too far with these "what ifs".

[–]TheSlytherinPrincessFor full details, see my published works. 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

That or they are old lady buddies.

[–]stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha! And she pretends to hate her along with the students to keep up appearances! I like it!

[–]illinifreak708 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shouldn't McGonagall have a crazy knowledge of hogwarts? She can basically explore unnoticed, fitting into to tight areas. Id like to know what she knows.

[–]shitballsmagoo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a great "shower thought." I've never even thought of this before. One can only hope, she did. :)

[–]WisestAirBender 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

never thought that. A nice plot twist would that Mrs Norris WAS McGonagall

[–]Firehed 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm almost positive she was in the group of people that showed up with Mrs Norris was petrified.

[–]DeeMI5I0Slytherin Beater 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're stated to be different breeds of cats, however.

[–]thewholesickcrew 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Impossible. From OOTP, page 412, in the company of Potter and Weasley, she and Norris appear at the same time:

They passed Mrs. Norris, who turned her lamplike eyes upon them and hissed faintly, but Professor McGonagal said ‘Shoo!’ Mrs. Norris slunk away into the shadows, and in a few minutes they had reached the stone gargoyle guarding the entrance to Dumbledore’s office.

[–]NatureBoy92 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah! So this is how Umbridge finds out.

[–]iambinkbonk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop right there! You have gone too far.

[–]binnyzhanProfessor Binns 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think your question zoned me out on possibilities for like 15 minutes, amazing, lol!

[–]luellasindon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I prefer to think of them as kitty gal pals, sitting around gossiping about the rest of the school.

[–]JD-4-Me 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

“fought”…

[–]stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahahaha, oh lord. Well, they are pussies, in a sense...

:(

[–]Hoodier 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

No???? Like what whould be the point in doing this?

[–]coupestar 25ポイント26ポイント  (4子コメント)

Because she's a powerful witch and it'd be fun to think that's how she blew off steam.

[–]stopXstoreytimeProfessor Hardcastle McCormick[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, thought I covered that in the text part of my post. So it goes.

[–]MovieGirl424 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Also petty. McGonagall doesn't seem like the type to take her frustrations out on an animal.

[–]coupestar 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wouldn't think she would torture Mrs. Norris, just chase her. Like cats tend to do

[–]Risclover 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

She DID despise Mrs. Norris, after all