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[–]GADBabaganoosh 45ポイント46ポイント47ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
I care about black lives, not blacklivesmatter. I care about breast cancer, not the Susan g komen foundation
[–]ylurt 34ポイント35ポイント36ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
Not caring about black lives and not caring about #blacklivesmatter are completely different things. I agree with OP.
[–]kittens_in_mittens_ 46ポイント47ポイント48ポイント 2時間前 (5子コメント)
As someone from Seattle where probably a total of 12 people are constantly shutting shit down "protesting" I have moved from not caring to actively disliking them
[–]OPERATIONALOPERATOR1 14ポイント15ポイント16ポイント 2時間前 (2子コメント)
I'm still at not caring. That noise hasn't come to Texas yet
[–]rhayward 10ポイント11ポイント12ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
They'd probably get shot in Texas.
Wait...
[–]stillnoturday 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 15分前 (0子コメント)
I thought it was hilarious when they tried to start something with the Sandra Bland thing, but all the people that stoke the race fires are too scared to come to Texas.
So it turned out they reviewed the tape, cop did nothing wrong, no one killed her, she killed herself because she knew she lost her job/housing arragnement because she wanted to kick a cop.
[–]puppykinghenrik 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 14分前 (0子コメント)
Seattle has a special way of taking a reasonable cause and making you fucking despise it.
[–]Shakespearean_Rumba 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 1分前 (0子コメント)
You should always ignore the message of groups that annoy you. They never have anything of worth to say. Just go with your gut instinct to totally dismiss their concerns because their tactics are irritating.
[–]Backpacks_Got_Jets 29ポイント30ポイント31ポイント 3時間前 (19子コメント)
#blacklivesmatterdontmatter
[+]GottlobFrege スコアが基準値未満のコメント-122ポイント-121ポイント-120ポイント 2時間前 (18子コメント)
Seriously. Anyone who is against the #BlackLivesMatter movement is basically saying "Black Lives Don't Matter"
Nice post, OP you really got me to hate you which is the best type of confession bear
[–]gbimmer 52ポイント53ポイント54ポイント 2時間前 (16子コメント)
Or, perhaps, they don't like parasites who take advantage of tragedies by rioting and looting.
[+]GottlobFrege スコアが基準値未満のコメント-82ポイント-81ポイント-80ポイント 2時間前 (15子コメント)
Educate Yourself
[–]gbimmer 33ポイント34ポイント35ポイント 2時間前 (10子コメント)
Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of shit. I'm sick of people like you.
[+]somtimesicry スコアが基準値未満のコメント-11ポイント-10ポイント-9ポイント 18分前 (3子コメント)
I kind of get a kick to see your racist shit is still being upvoted on reddit. Nothing changed.
[–]gbimmer 4ポイント5ポイント6ポイント 12分前 (2子コメント)
How the hell is anything I said racist?
You don't even know what that word means.
[+]somtimesicry スコアが基準値未満のコメント-6ポイント-5ポイント-4ポイント 9分前 (1子コメント)
I grant you my understanding of the English language has taken a turn for the worse since I ingested those mushrooms but you are still a racist piece of shit.
[–]gbimmer 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2分前 (0子コメント)
You still insist on calling me a racist? Fuck off, you depraved piece of cunt excrement.
[+]GottlobFrege スコアが基準値未満のコメント-89ポイント-88ポイント-87ポイント 2時間前 (5子コメント)
You're sick of intelligent, moral people? I'm sick of uneducated racists like you.
[–]ONE_BIG_BADASS 22ポイント23ポイント24ポイント 2時間前 (1子コメント)
/r/iamverysmart
[–]Elddron 10ポイント11ポイント12ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
Right, because it's moral to respond to a murder by looting and terrorizing innocent people. Black lives matter, right? So why are the rioters demonstrating their worth so poorly?
[–]Rasmusboy100 24ポイント25ポイント26ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
Go back to Tumblr.
[–]gbimmer 12ポイント13ポイント14ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
Uneducated? Coming from a high schooler that's damn funny!
[–]Unfiltered_Soul 6ポイント7ポイント8ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
Educate yourself: White Supremacy is a Myth; Black Privilege is Real!
[–]GADBabaganoosh 4ポイント5ポイント6ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
Oh good, mental gymnastics
[–]foot_kisser 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
What a delusional, racist article.
[–]I_Have_Protential 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 1分前 (0子コメント)
You just linked "everydayfeminism" and told someone to educate yourself. I suppose that irony is lost on you
[–]MetalMagic 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
Well, your post got me to hate you. Thanks for keeping the hate train alive!
[–]JimmyRUDEjam 15ポイント16ポイント17ポイント 2時間前 (2子コメント)
If I didn't go on Reddit I'd probably never hear about this so-called movement.
[–]nexxusoftheuniverse 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
same here. saw some memes yesterday, had to look that shit up.
[–]KidCasey 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 7分前 (0子コメント)
I see people say this a lot. But don't a lot of people get their news from reddit? If I didn't use it, I would hear about them from some other site I would use to stay informed.
[–]Erutious 8ポイント9ポイント10ポイント 1時間前 (5子コメント)
So I'm a little late to the cluster f...I mean discussion but I have an honest question.
Why don't all lives matter? Every time I see Black Lives Matter on a bill board or a reddit thread or a tshirt I wonder what exactly the poster or wearer thinks the message means. Are they saying that ONLY black lives matter? Are they saying that Black Lives Matter more than white lives or Latino lives or any other form of life? If a black person is killed in a shooting along side a white person, a gay person, a person of Muslim faith, and a small Latino boy then how is the life of that black person more valuable than the lives of others who died?
Why not just say LIVES Matter? Black lives, white lives, Asian lives, Latino Lives, gay lives, atheist lives, Christian lives, ALL LIVES. Why can't they all matter?
[–]nowombatnocry 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
https://www.reddit.com/comments/3du1qm/
Top answer gives an excellent explanation to your point.
[–]rczeien 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
Because when a friend tells you about how they are hurting, you don't make it about you, even if you have problems too.
[–]Harukiller14 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 49分前 (2子コメント)
It's not that they're saying only black lives matter, they're saying Black Lives Matter (too) for whatever reason people don't understand that. Whether you agree with this or not, people within the black community don't feel their lives matter as much as the lives of other races. They're not bringing others down, they're trying to raise themselves up. Obviously the movement Black Lives Matter has had a negative spin because a lot of people are taking advantage of protesting to cause trouble and riot, but that's a different discussion.
[–]GinGimlet 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 9分前 (1子コメント)
I keep seeing this point on reddit, but of the thousands of people involved in BLM where is the evidence that they are just causing trouble and rioting? Three people interrupt Bernie Sanders and now all of a sudden the whole movement is trash?
[–]Saidir 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 1分前 (0子コメント)
Vocal minorities make quiet majorities look stupid. Whatever event/group gets the screentime sets the public perception of them.
[–]Richter26 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 1時間前 (2子コメント)
Im from Canada, where everyone just shuts the F up and gets along. Its a shame that people need to take sides on things like this. I always thought it was common sense to not be a hater, or to push your opinions into other peoples faces. Terrible things happen to everybody. Dont use it as an excuse to start a bigger problem
Edit: sorry if this is offensive to anyone
[–]Y_dilligaf -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 31分前 (0子コメント)
You would be sorry lol
[–]Y_dilligaf -5ポイント-4ポイント-3ポイント 31分前 (0子コメント)
[–]Cokrates 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 14分前 (0子コメント)
I love that if you say all lives matter your a bigot who doesn't understand the struggle of african americans, if you support their movement as a white male you're still a racist craving acceptance. I will tell you something though. If bernie sanders comes no my town one day and some black lives matter people try to stop him from speaking in taking off my shoe and beating them to sleep.
[–]faded_jester 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 9分前 (0子コメント)
I care more about having police be accountable for their actions. Doesn't matter what color the skin of their victims are to me.
[–]filterbing 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 23分前 (0子コメント)
I'm confident that obeying the law and cooperating with police is the best way to avoid being shot/choked by the police. Regardless of color. I'm not concerned with what happens when this advice is ignored. Regardless of color.
[–]ujheisenburg94 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 2時間前 (4子コメント)
All this hate is coming because they went after Bernie
[–]gbimmer 7ポイント8ポイント9ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
All hail Bernie.
[–]Addicte 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 38分前 (1子コメント)
Well the looting and rioting didn't help much either
[–]GinGimlet 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 8分前 (0子コメント)
Jesus fuck, are you serious? Some people looted and rioted, while the overwhelming majority did not. Is that really a reason to dismiss the entire movement?
[–]sorryjzargo 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 55分前 (0子コメント)
*a few of them went after Bernie
[–]TapRackBoom 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 59分前 (0子コメント)
I dont care either. I take the Detective Callahan approach to it. Same way I wouldnt care if a white lives matter movement happened. How about every life doesn't matter? Ultimately when the human species dies off, none of us would matter anymore.
[–]LaLongueCarabine 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
It was a joke from the beginning and it has carried that tradition on
[–]TerryTerrorist 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 1分前 (0子コメント)
No one does really.
[–]fanboygoggles 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
I would downvote you, but I don't care that you don't care about that. Honestly, I don't care either. Meh...
[–]edge0576 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 1時間前 (3子コメント)
The truth is; if this was a movement based on equality, the slogan would be #livesmatter. This is not the case. I absolutely hate this movement. I do, however, like the video from ferguson the other day with the interstate protest. The only person to get slammed by cops was a white guy and the pansyass protesters started to disperse while the police were walking up. No damn backbone. They are doing their movement in wrong, illegal, and adding to that, they don't even fully believe on their cause as it is. They have become a menace to the lives the rest of us live on a daily basis.
[–]sorryjzargo -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 54分前 (2子コメント)
here, read the top comment https://www.reddit.com/comments/3du1qm/
[–]edge0576 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 24分前 (0子コメント)
Im a Whovian agnostic. #nolivesmatter
[–]edge0576 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 37分前 (0子コメント)
I get that. But as racism always has, and still does, in fact, in videos of the current protests, black people are forcibly pushing whites away. Videos that show statements of the sort: "you arent black you have NO right here". Now, in these videos, the words are much more harsh and come along with threats of physical violence. This is not right for an equality movement. I see how there could be an implied "too" at the end, but there is also the implied " white lives dont" there. This is especially evident in the bernie sanders videos and other protest videos. If you want to say "my life matters like yours", then do it. When you mention any race, you automatically exclude others. Man up and say lives matter. Man up and say our lives matter. Anything else and you are putting others down. You continue the racism.
I dont think of myself as racist, but damn folks, every fucking time i see or hear a race card pull, i cant help but hate the jackass that does it. By pulling that particular card, you yourself are allowing a continuation of racism and doing it yourself. Theres a joke about the vertically challenged that isnt a joke; until the shorty asks if it was a short joke... It wasnt, but fucking thanks for making me laugh at the joke i missed (until you pointed it out).
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[+]How about some moresloppyjoes7 スコアが基準値未満のコメント-12ポイント-11ポイント-10ポイント 3時間前 (0子コメント)
Confession? All I see is a puffin.
[–]selfish_liberal -3ポイント-2ポイント-1ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
Just a touch of casual racism and reddit craps its pants with excitement.
[–]axelsyr -1ポイント0ポイント1ポイント 22分前 (0子コメント)
Basically I just think the movement would make more sense if it was ALL lives matter. Not just black.
[+]Filthy_commies スコアが基準値未満のコメント-17ポイント-16ポイント-15ポイント 3時間前 (5子コメント)
Instead of trying to be edgy, just be a human and care about black lives, but be annoyed by the mouthy Jerks leading that movement.
[–]dufus69 9ポイント10ポイント11ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
I think that what you're saying could still fit with OP's confession. He/she is only saying they don't care about the movement. It's possible they do care about black lives.
[–]oh_no_aliens -4ポイント-3ポイント-2ポイント 3時間前 (3子コメント)
How about no?
[+]Filthy_commies スコアが基準値未満のコメント-6ポイント-5ポイント-4ポイント 2時間前 (2子コメント)
Alright, but that might make you an asshole.
[+]oh_no_aliens スコアが基準値未満のコメント-10ポイント-9ポイント-8ポイント 2時間前 (1子コメント)
Assholes get shit done.
[–]SirDooDooBritches 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
Well... yes.
[+]oh_no_aliens スコアが基準値未満のコメント-8ポイント-7ポイント-6ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
That's not a puffin, that's a bear...
[–]spinaltaps -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 12分前 (0子コメント)
Wow, what a cutting edge stance on something that's been openly opposed on Reddit the past several days. You really poured your heart out.
[+]cowofwar スコアが基準値未満のコメント-17ポイント-16ポイント-15ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
And no one cares about you or your unfunny memes
[+]heyitscory スコアが基準値未満のコメント-17ポイント-16ポイント-15ポイント 1時間前 (0子コメント)
You ever read a headline about a young girl getting shot, and then feel a little better when the article tells you she's black?
If so, you're why the BLM hashtag exists. Like THE reason.
[+]bigc503 スコアが基準値未満のコメント-16ポイント-15ポイント-14ポイント 2時間前 (0子コメント)
I'm assuming OP is a black man which would mean that there's a 1-in-3 chance this douchebag's already in prison
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