See, I've always been a great fan of Field Reports. I find it especially delicious when they turn out to be a story about the OP NOT getting laid or even actively cockblocking themselves.
"Back when I was BP, I didn't get laid! Now I don't get laid either, but I have a whole community of men loving me writing about it! Thanks TRP!"
Indeed, thanks TRP, for being such a great community for aspiring authors of fetish fiction involving ruined orgasms and blue balls. What would we do without you.
And, alas, a brave Terper of Swedish origins has sallied forth to report about his success in failing, so lets see what the Kierkegaard of the Internet age has to tell us:
My swallowing-phases were crysis-depression-sorrow-IDGAF, my I Don't Give A Fuck – phase has been going for half a year now.
You give so few fucks that you write in an Internet forum about the few fucks you get (or rather not)!
I'm a 25-30 years old swede. I'm 190cm ( 6,2 feet) and blonde. I'm very viking-looking of the crazylooking type and not the calm one, wich I abuse. I have not been lifting even close to as much as I should have. I have a near perfect posture and eye-contact and never back down.
Remember kids, with TRP, even perfectly average men can get laid. Yes, even tall blond viking-looking types with near perfect posture! Despair not!
Oh wait, actually, despair, because remember that this dude did actually NOT get laid.
We were a collection from three different friend-groups and we clicked perfectly, only dudes. We are all very far from SJWs and are all really trolls.
As a totally unrelated reminder, please all remember that these days, a Terper will have it very hard in society. Men are simply to indoctrinated by the feminazi matriarchy.
The jokes were about anything you wanted. Whenever any guy thought it was ”too much” I would just hold frame and say it's alright, because it is. Every guy there loved it, beeing free from correctness and feminism.
What a brave men. When has it ever been observed that a group of drunk men said politically incorrect things without getting put down by the feminist Gestapo that is so commonly patrolling music festivals.
He promptly meets a "HB 6-7", maybe two points more because she had eyes, which for the purpose of the field report he names "Joline". He never refers to her by that name again because the male mind truly reigns supreme and its ways are too labyrinthine for mere mortals.
I got us a couple of tokes from a random guys joint and he warned us it's really strong danish hasch. For those that don't know, danisch hasch is really strong.
This master of words has truly mastered words.
For my morals I had to take care of her, since my pick-up was based on me leading and taking care of her and everything.
"I would have left her lying around but my approach was more of a 'rape her later because I feel entitled to sex for not raping her earlier'. I'm such a nice guy."
Forget moral philosophy and responsibility and shit, TRP has your solution: WWMDD? (What would my dick do?)
I was feeling very good, drunk and high and really INSPIRED by the hasch. We had a good time still and she trusted me. We talked and it turned out she is a mega feminist. I was not going to have sex with her when she was in that state, and I was in a real good wisdom-seeking mode with the hasch and everything. I had not discussed feminism with a smart feminist girl in 5 years and I noticed this girl was smart. We started talking about feminism and I set the frame overtly telling her that it was not a debate but a seeking for wisdom and she complied.
Two drugged, drunk individuals discussing feminism. I guess this will go well, especially when one of them calls it "seeking for wisdom".
It turned out we had the same world-view, in every way we saw the world the same. The difference was that she thought everything was culture influenced and I thought everything was biological. She had observed everything RP I had but she wanted it to change when I wanted it to become normalized and accepted.
Remember that supposedly, she's the one who had too much hasch. I also wonder how this conversation went.
"Rape culture is so horrible. Men rape women, not even recognizing it as rape and women are too afraid to come out because they fear victim blaming."
"Haha, you're so right. It's awesome, isn't it! .... What? Why are you running away?"
As we spoke of these things I sensed she could no longer let me be above her because she had to defend her feminism. The cozy sexual tension we had turned to anti-rapport or something and I could almost feel her pussy getting drier for every second. I don't remember how she said it but she was ”afraid” I would try to take advantage over her, sexually.
OH BOY I WONDER WHY.
So I promised her I would not fuck her tonight, but that promise only was for tonight, her pussy getting even drier and me being friend-zoned for the first time in my life.
Oh come on ladies, what a gentleman! He waits until the second date before he rapes you! Do you have no sense for romance you uppity bitches?!
Then I went back to my camp and was very bitter for wasting a perfect night on her and beeing bluepill.
You weren't BluePill, you were blueballed. You spend the night explaining your TRP beliefs to her and SOMEHOW that turned her off. It's not like TRP didn't recognize that - it explicitly says that you shouldn't talk about TRP and do your best to not let people associate your behavior with TRP.
If you have to treat your self-improvement philosophy like a Heroine addiction, it might be a bad philosophy. If it works best when you do your best to not hide it, it might even be a very counterproductive strategy.
The next day I was so tired of feminism and feminists that I was only friendly towards her without engaging in conversations or anything. I met her friend who I found funny and told her how good I was the day before, taking really good care of her friend and she answered: ”Yeah, but that doesn't make her owe you sex!”... stfu gtfo NEXT
Observe it, this is amused mastery: Acting all passive aggressive, then telling their friends how great you are, then whining even MORE when they call you entitled! If you held that frame any harder people would start building a house around you! (maybe just a soundproof box though)
Lessons learned:
aka the section where we try to pick up the mess above and make conclusions completely contradicting the story.
Feminists love RP-behaviours in Scandinavia too, at least with their senses until they think analytically about it, when there probably becomes a big conflict in them.
What is this even supposed to say. "When people are so fucked up that they can only hear your voice but not the words they might actually not consider you a rapist"? "TRP would theoretically work on brain-dead women"? "TRP has totally cockblocked me but I need to find a cheap excuse how it is still totally awesome"?
Feminist don't know what they want or are naive and unexperienced.
That girl didn't want to fuck me, she must be delusional. How could you reject a sexy hunk like me?
Feminism fucks up intergender encounters and relationships.
In ye good olde days you paid her father three crowns and the only sound you had to hear from her were her muffled cries. All this talk about equality and choosing not to fuck creepy men has fucked up this beautiful and age-old relationship.
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