Ok, but you better be actually drunk, not fucking feign drunk just 'cause you dont wanna walk home and you know I can shout a taxi. Some mate you are at times.

So the TPP(A), is just a clusterfuck, really. You can try to get into the details, but they're only there to obscure the fact you're getting fucked. You THINK the USA is dangling a free trade carrot, that isn't actually free trade at all, it's a trophy...a trophy for getting fucked, but it's more than that..the truth is we're all fucked. It breaks down like this:

Imagine you're playing BINGO, and every country has 1 ticket. The USA, China, Germany etc your shitty little country, a few other shitty little countries and a couple of big fat motherfuckers that can't really move, but don't have to do what they're told either. Each country plays all day long against different groups of countries, but most often against the ones near them.

Sometimes your shitty little country gets invited into high-stakes games, but just always gets fucked, because, it's a shitty little fucking country, without guns or anything, and even if you win, you get mugged outside or on the way home, because you're a drunk, unarmed idiot.

So this BINGO game is how your country makes all it's money. It could work, but you're all a bunch of idiot gamblers and you're lazy as fuck. You figure you can win at this, and some other country full of funny looking assholes can work for you instead. So you spend ALL your time playing BINGO. You cock.

The thing is, the guy who owns the RSA you're playing in says he wants more fucking profit from the bingo nights. But actually what he wants is you all to argue all the time, while he runs everything, and gets to make you do whatever he wants. So this cunt calls up the big players, USA, CHINA, etc, y'know, big fucking rich places and says, "Who wants to win every fucking week? I own the building, I own the bingo caller, I own the fucking catering too and I can make anyone win I want. He then lies a little and says it's 'cause he wants a cut of the fucking prize. Actually he doesn't care about the prize because he makes that shit daily.

Now seeing as each fucking country has a fucking corrupt tool to represent it, they already work for him, so they have no fucking problem with the deal. They know all they have to do is put on a show for you plebs. Your job as a citizen is to sit, watch and don't ask fucking questions. Anyway the RSA owner has guys robbing your shitty little apartment while you're here watching anyway, so there's really no where the fuck else to be.

So each big player goes around to all the little players in the break and says, "yo, fucksticks, if you guys wanna be part of the winning team each fucking week, I've got an inside deal with the guy who OWNS this shit yo. All you gotta do, is sign up to the TPPA and I'll sort you out when we win. We'll divide it fair, I promise". Thing is, this TPPA has these cool clauses saying you can't ever complain or vote on anything that effects the bingo nights. Even though that's how you make ALL your fucking money.

So there ends up being 2 or 3 major groups of countries, all rallied around some big country they've got in with, so they can fuck everyone else by rigging the fucking game. Problem is, the guy who owns the RSA, and all the gear you're using, including your chairs etc makes the same deal with everyone anyway, cause he don't give a shit. Hell, he already put each fucking countries leader there in the bingo game anyway, so he don't give a FUCK.

So you sit on the sideline thinking about the TPP, or which ever trade deal's gonna get you some $$ and you all end up fucked anyway, cause there's no deal, there's no country, there's just this stupid fucking bingo game you watch every night at 6pm. Now the BINGO runs daily yo, instead of weekly, telling you just how fucked you are, so you'd better work harder, expect less and blame someone else for it.

All because you didn't wanna work anyway, you wanted to play bingo.

And if it ain't the TPPA it'll be something else. The message is the same, and the message is the whole fucking point. This is a game of fucking distraction and it's all because you have a gambling problem and you wanna fuck everyone, don't you, you drunk asshole.

Maybe you should go watch TV or ask another stupid fucking question. No offense.