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[–]ChribbaXOtherworld Empire[S] 198ポイント199ポイント  (48子コメント)

Whoring karma of my own death before someone else do :P

[–]ZerimPandemic Horde Inc. 62ポイント63ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now they get neither the Veldspar nor the Karma from killing Chribba?

RUTHLESS.

[–]DeadnessGallente Federation 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

savage

[–]DidHeSayJumpAdversity. 12ポイント13ポイント  (30子コメント)

Why not compressed?

[–]ChribbaXOtherworld Empire[S] 41ポイント42ポイント  (26子コメント)

It's not pure

[–]DidHeSayJumpAdversity. 9ポイント10ポイント  (25子コメント)

If 'compressed' coal is a diamond , how you can say no to compressed veld!

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[–]enoughdakkaGoonswarm Federation 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

They're pretty desperate for material over there

[–]urbannomad9821Brave Collective 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait till they see /r/Bravenewbies

[–]eddie3716 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chrirbba always wins...even when he loses.

[–]KaarousBlood Raiders 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

The real question is, did they have someone on hand to get your pod? Chribba corpses sell for enough to buy a brand new freighter, it's one of the rarest commodities in EVE.

[–]ChribbaXOtherworld Empire[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

No pod of mine was lost, was actually playing remote at the time so I reconnected with a local client to ensure I could spam that warp button without RDP lag ;)

[–]KaarousBlood Raiders 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah, nerts. Long have I dreamed that CODE would own your corpse. No offense intended, of course.

[–]RinnosukeGet Off My Lawn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone wants a Chribba corpse, I'm sure he's flattered.

[–]KhorijaGoonswarm Federation 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

One minute of silence for the lost Veldspar.

[–]pojo458 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Press F to Pay Respects o7

[–]BloodAnimusCatastrophic Overview Failure 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Instructions unclear, drones shooting cap buddy

[–]masterxcTriage Pilot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

CONCORDDOKKEN

[–]VyvuykSite scanner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

F if for falcon

[–]ectweakGoonswarm Federation 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

NO! KING KRAB!

[–]thatguywiththeface__ 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least it wasnt the veldnaught. That thing is majestic

[–]armyboy941Triumvirate. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I first read the title that's what I thought died.

[–]Inta_VakariaWiNGSPAN Delivery Services 35ポイント36ポイント  (12子コメント)

August the 12th, 2015: A day that shall live in infamy.

It all started innocently enough, Chribba was traveling through Uedama in his Charon class freighter, his hold crammed with veldspar. As the quickest way from Amarr to Jita Uedama always has plenty of haulers and traders crossing its space. But another, more destructive force also plies their trade in these space lanes. Code. Code, lead by James315, a man beloved and hated by the populous of New Eden, since the day of their creation Code have became the misery of miners and the hunters of haulers. And so, when Code spotted Chribba humbly traveling through Uedama in his freighter they knew this was their chance to get a "dank killmail" from the Veldspar god, of course Chribba also does not have a mining permit so this could also be the reason Code chose to act. Like they had done so many times before, they began bumping the Charon off of the gate before throwing themselves and their suicide ships at the freighter, hoping to take it down before concord brought their hammer of justice down upon them, and of course they succeeded.

August the 13th: Scattered protests

Miners and carebears all over New Eden where shocked at the destruction of Chribba's Charon. "They have gone too far" "These fucktards must be stopped" Were some, among many, of the cries shouted out that day. But Code and all the other pvpers and pirates simply ignored them, for they were carebears and what could they do.

August 20th: Strike

A week had passed since the first cry's of outrage, since then so much had happened. A mysterious figure had risen up to lead the carebear alliance, with many inspirational speeches and shitposts on /r/eve he had managed to get half of the miners and carebears of the cluster to rally to his cause, and more joined with each passing day. "They would defeat Code and show the other pvpers of New Eden just how powerful they were" the mysterious figure promised. They would achieve this not with violence, for that was not their way, no they would achieve this by using a tactic they had much familiarity with, they would go afk. No ores shall be mined and no missions shall be run, the materials and lp would dry up causing the eve economy to stagnate, this was their path to victory. September 26th: Griefing At first the pvpers of eve had ignored the carebear strike, for surely their need to afk mine was too strong and soon everything would return to normal, besides then had world of warships to keep them occupied till then. But things did not return to normal, the carebears kept up their strike, resources, ships and ammo began to run out. Fearing that their way of life may soon be over the pvpers threw aside their differences and joined together to force the carebears back into servitude. So began a campaign of relentless bumping, and griefing not wanting to waste precious ammo and ships only a very select few targets where suicide ganked. Dixon cox where put in charge of shit posting on r eve, a task they revelled in, test was instructed to fill local with the most autistic memes they could summon, a task they easily accomplished. Lowsec, nullsec and highsec wardeccers were all united in a way they never had been before.

October 14th: Shots fired

In the system of Silen, in the forge region, another protest was ongoing, a small group of local miners were protesting and refusing to work like so many others in the clusters, a group of local wardeccers arrived in the system to counter protest, words and insults were exchanged, things started to get heated, then a shot was fired. No one knows who fired that fatal shot, perhaps the urge of the wardeccers to pew was too strong, or perhaps one of the miners finally succumbed to his rage, this important fact is lost to the annuals of time.

October 15th: War

This shot ignited the powder keg, within 24hrs fierce battles were raging across eve, the pvpers revelled in the violence as they cut down scores of dual tanked, stabbed carebear ships, but they kept coming, the carebears seemed to have infinte resources, a life time of materials hoarded since the beginning of eve. For every 1000 carebears killed a pvper fell with them. Eventually realising that they could lose, the null sec groups retreated back into their empires to resume their risk averse, Ishtar ratting ways. Unwilling to face the fact that they may have to mine their own resources pvpers began to leave the game, what started as a trickle turned into a flood as they began to leave in droves. But on the other side new players started to come into the game, people from wow and guild wars, people who had heard of the Great War and that eve was now a safe place to pve. Ccp scrambled to please their new customer base, wardec mechanics were scraped and consensual pvp was the only form of pvp allowed, scamming was banned along with many other forms of 'griefing' And so eve became a pve haven, where pvp was frowned upon and in many cases forbidden.

As Chribba sat in his chair he smiled, after so many years his plan had finally come to fruition, ever since he had lost that unfit falcon in null way back in 2009 he had sworn to rid eve of pvp. And so began a long and cunning plan. First he gained peoples trust by becoming a trusted third party and a staunch neutral, this caused people to love and respect him and he became the lord of carebears. He then intentionally lost the freighter in Uedama, he knew Code would never pass up on a chance like that, before quietly fanning the flames of war and firing that fatal first shot. He chuckled to himself, Chribba always wins, the ore must flow.

[–]somsedilGuristas Pirates 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uedama... 'quickest way between Jita and Amarr'.

Aha.. a faulty satnav must have been the issue.

[–]ZarathustraLove Squad 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uedama is from jita to rens/hek/dodixie

Niarja is from jita to amarr

[–]evetard 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

A dark and terrible care bear dystopian future, fortunately the care bears have proven themselves utterly incapable of coordinating anything time and time again.

[–]PwninatorWormholer 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Was I supposed to read this in the voice of Galadriel from LotR? Because I did.

[–]YenTharaCaldari State 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Morgan Freeman here.

[–]Sophos_MileghereWormholer -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think maybe you have too much free time...

[–]mykol_reddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

TL;DR:?

[–]Inta_VakariaWiNGSPAN Delivery Services 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TL;DR: I have too much time on my hands.

[–]cosmitzCloaked 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

For a second i though you meant the dread died and was wandering why people were taking it so casually in here.

[–]Clerical_terrorslost scrub flair, if found plz ping 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hope this becomes a ticker in the next Scope video.

[–]KingkertalSpatial Distortions. 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Chribba's freighter destroyed while shipping minerals for the amarrian fleet."

[–]StopDoxxingMeThe Bastion 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will have stern words with my fellow ministers.

We have gone too far.

[–]TurboPirateWolfPilot is a suspect 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

GF.

[–]Angelklaine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gah! I missed this fleet due to space job! Damn you all!

[–]ELHC 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I flew a T1 industrial with 160m of minerals and no one even cared :(

[–]eddie3716 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope this is featured on minerbumping. I hope you had a good dialog with the gankers.

[–]MarcusMurphy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is all part of Mittani's master plan to get freighters buffed. He's already succeeded with procurers. New T2 freighter that doesn't jump but has T1 capacity and the EHP of an Aeon incoming.

[–]FragMeNotMinmatar Republic 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fucking Christ, not the Veldspar...

[–]Mode7James 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not The Veldspar, just a hisec freighter gank (still pricey KM)

[–]MyWorkHereIsDonePandemic Legion 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

Chribba pls. You took a freighter through Uedama with three cargohold expanders in the lows. You made yourself the dream target.

I ... I thought more of you.

[–]ChribbaXOtherworld Empire[S] 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

The other 5 CE fitted Charon's my alts flew made it through though - maybe I was just the decoy... muahahah :P

[–]Gustace 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plz send moor decoyz. Still need training

[–]MyWorkHereIsDonePandemic Legion 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The plot thickens

[–]Key_Lime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems logical, only a small amount of veld was the cargo. Well played Chribba, well played.

[–]Nev2kCloaked 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because that gank had any point other than killboard padding and "lelelel killed chribba me leet lelelelele"...

[–]MyWorkHereIsDonePandemic Legion 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, they got an isk efficient kill. Loot is nice but I think this suffices for them. KB green etc etc

[–]bam_strokerMore like Niceland amirite? 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fametank not stronk enough.

[–]AFreakyName 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Victim blaming isn't the answer here!

[–]WDadadeTest Alliance Please Ignore 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good God, MOA is really living up to their reputation in this thread.

[–]VekterUshra'Khan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

CHRIBBA NO ;A;

[–]TalkingBackAgainGallente Federation 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least they didn't get the Veldspar.

Also, it's CODE. From the bottom of my miner heart: fuck the lot of you! [and no, I'm not butthurt because you blew up my boat one time. I was back mining in the same spot, in the same ship with the same fitting 20 minutes later because it will be a cold fucking day in hell before anyone of you shit-for-brains tells me what to do].

[–]Kjep64 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]afjw0ge9h 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

wow how small guard is? is there exact number somewhere?

[–]Turtle_UpThe Dark Space Initiative 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, he is 3.645 small.

[–]rufrignkidnme 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Weird.. I flew an obelisk through there close to that time with 2b in minerals in the hold.. but I never move that much in a freighter without a webbing escort.

[–]frankster 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Most freighters pass through uedama unopposed, just the unlucky few get stopped (at most 1 per 15 minutes)

[–]rufrignkidnme 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't take chances anyway. the way I see it is it doesn't hurt that with in 3-5 seconds of uncloaking the freighter is in warp.

[–]frankster 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, you'd have to be really unlucky for someone to see you and get a bump off in that time!

[–]TytalusWardenDirt Nap Squad. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG Chribba, your corp is TERRIBLE at PvP!

/s

[–]ajlunce 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

so will this have an appreciable effect on the price of Veldspar?

[–]Metropical -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's destroy those monsters who attacked our Lord Chribba!

[–]shadowshianLow-Class 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gods damned CODE. there is one thing you dont do and you did it like pack of muppets.

[–]ShyvanaDrakoBlood Raiders -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bless the Code.

[–]carkasjakCODE. -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice! Looking forward to doing some ganking again, but it will probably be sometime during the winter. Christmas EVE best EVE. \o/

[–]crash_over-rideTest Alliance Please Ignore -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pfft, that's no Rifter.................

[–]HyperDroJove Empire -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Should have bought a permit

[–]TalkingBackAgainGallente Federation 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you and your permit. The day I buy a permit to do as I please in EVE is the day I unsub, and CODE assholes are not-fucking-getting-me-there. That will never happen.