Perfectly willing, when someone wants to Marine up and actually read over the site and/or email the fundraising team who are handling all that, rather than prematurely ejaculate their verbal wad trying to set up a goalpost-moving-mindfuck game with ASVAB-level ability over here.

Go ahead and read the entire story instead of the hysterical little snippets these rocks with lips cry about, these "Marines" who go full-auto because "omg girlz in my gun club cooties!" instead of communicating like people who actually stayed awake for Leadership Traits training? Nah.

These boots clearly never learnt their 12th and 13th orders anyway (and cue all the confused ID10Ts going "there's only 11" like fucking chairforce ranger pogues). And I don't remember seeing them on convoy or on engagement with me in Anbar, or plainclothes downrange - so zero fucks given about "Marines" who are most likely just summershit R3dd1T0rz anyway, haters gonna hate and I left all my fucks in redacted locations.