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[–]GravityCat1 197ポイント198ポイント  (65子コメント)

What the fuck is happening

Edit: For anyone still wondering

[–]Tandence 115ポイント116ポイント  (52子コメント)

srs (pbuf) has taken control. not sure how.

[–]aiesapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 277ポイント278ポイント  (44子コメント)

I know I'll get downvoted for this, but I'm sure I'm the only one who thinks that this is the very end of free speech on Reddit and the world. The slippery slope of the SJW mindset doublethink hivemind hugbox narrative cognitive dissonance.

tl;dr feminism is stupid.

[–]nacholicious 260ポイント261ポイント  (7子コメント)

This was what George Orwell warned about, those who wish to take away our memes of production for themselves

[–]iaglia 88ポイント89ポイント  (0子コメント)

Socrates died for this

[–]aiesapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 130ポイント131ポイント  (2子コメント)

1984 was about reddit.com.

[–]beerbreadcheesemetal 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're thinking of Fahrenheit 451. They burn all our dank memes.

[–]duglock 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

This was what George Orwell warned about, those who wish to take away our memes of production for themselves

Orwell was talking about dank memes, not memes in general.

[–]CoelhoAssassino666 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some memes are more equal than others.

[–]ineedtoremeber 91ポイント92ポイント  (2子コメント)

This comment made me euphoric. I'm sure the SRS boogeymen will have a word with you shortly pbuf.

[–]aiesapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's good to know I am not alone in my struggle against oppression. Are you enlightened by your own intelligence, my good sir?

[–]zellyman 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

I, for one, am enlightened by a phony BRD's blessing.

[–]Viper_ACR 28ポイント29ポイント  (11子コメント)

and the world

I just went outside, no danger of losing my right to free speech.

[–]Dramatological 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just went outside and screamed racial epitaphs. My neighbor came over and smacked me with a fly swatter.

I'm thinking SRS, peace be upon them, got to him.

[–]aiesapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 92ポイント93ポイント  (7子コメント)

The feminists have literally transformed our once great nation into a communo-fascist dictatorship in which being male is all but illegal. Men starve to death in ghettos(ironically referred to as "friendzones" by the feminazi elite), toiling away in the lowest level jobs because they have been pushed out of everything else in the name of "equality." Meanwhile, they are forced to give away almost all of their earnings in the form of child support after being forced to have the children of female oppressors. To add insult to injury, that money is often used to fuel the feminist agenda and/or shoe shopping.

In this day and age it isn't just dangerous to be a male, it is deadly.

[–]Fedorabro69 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

While your observations are on point, I fear that they have come far too late. The females have won. We are now living in an era of post-fempocalyptic horror. We have reached the gynecological singularity and there is no going back over the event horizon.

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

same but unironically

[–]aiesapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

me reading posts about misandry tbph

[–]jcbadger34 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your username is in violation of this subreddit's rules. Time for the ban-hammer.

[–]SRS-pbuf-SRS-pbuf-ly 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

see? fixed.

[–]Benroark 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I respect this kind of activedoingness and dedication.

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

PEACE BE UPON THE FEMPIRE-PEACE BE UPON THE FEMPIRELY

(fixed, thanks)

[–]XHF1 226ポイント227ポイント  (16子コメント)

I warned you that spamming one picture will ruin this subreddit.

[–]ShrimpFood 74ポイント75ポイント  (2子コメント)

You act like shakey text isn't a massive improvement. All of reddit should have this feature

[–]PixyFreakingStix 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

But you were wrong. Spamming one picture turned this subreddit into a paradise.

[–]khantron 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like you were so wrong.

[–]ghoti_styx 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

The former mods abandoning ship ruined the subreddit.

[–]wtfduud 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If that's all it takes, then there's obviously something wrong with the site.

[–]RedditFuntimeAccount 345ポイント346ポイント  (55子コメント)

This entire site is starting to dramatically accelerate its spin down the toilet.

Too fucking funny.

[–]ShrimpFood 566ポイント567ポイント  (33子コメント)

First they came for /r/fatpeoplehate, and I did not speak out, because I didn't hate fat people.

Then they came for /r/coontown, and I didn't speak out, because I was not racist.

Then they came for /r/punchablefaces, and I did not speak out, because I don't want to punch people I disagree with.

Then they came for me, and there was nobody to speak for me, because they were all in SJW FEMA death camps run by brig bother

[–]salty-sardines 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

big sister*

get it right reddit

[–]ManWithNoSpoon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we use the gender-neutral "Big Sibling", please!

[–]TheEviltane 114ポイント115ポイント  (8子コメント)

Sorry buts its a "Re-education camp".

[–]OrginalCanadian 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I heard they help you concentrate there

[–]TheEviltane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes! On Sensitive issues.

[–]Ninebythreeinch 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

yeah, even a little nostalgic if you've been to the Gulags

[–]shhhhquiet 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I AM here to re-educate you, shitlord!

[–]Benroark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a re-education resort.

[–]RedCanadapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then they came for me, and there was nobody to speak for me, because they were all in SJW FEMA death camps run by brig bother

FEMA camps? What is this, 2006?

[–]dabezianpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 49ポイント50ポイント  (10子コメント)

You forgot the part where we tie you down and cut onions in front of you to extract your tears.

[–]ineedtoremeber 130ポイント131ポイント  (9子コメント)

First they came for /r/fatpeoplehate, and I did not speak out, because I didn't hate fat people.

Then they came for /r/coontown, and I didn't speak out, because I was not racist.

Then they came for /r/punchablefaces, and I did not speak out, because I don't want to punch people I disagree with.

Then they came for me, and then went away because I'm not an asshole.

[–]5ka5 31ポイント32ポイント  (4子コメント)

this. wtf is wrong with people qouting someone who was in a fucking KZ and projecting it on reddit baninng racist and hateful subs :S

[–]rick_from_chicago 62ポイント63ポイント  (3子コメント)

i mean, if you have a persecution complex but are literally never persecuted besides on the internet, you'd probably funnel all your pent-up energy into insanely melodramatic reddit comments

[–]dabezianpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow you are literally on fire melting all of my freeze peches

[–]rhino_lunch-box 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

A spinning tide flushes all turds.

[–]supcaci 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Reddit founders, you reap what you sow.

[–]Figgots 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait, how do the reddit admins have anything to do with this at all?

[–]supcaci 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just responding to the whole 'spin down the toilet' thing. Years of lax community management = one of the most unmanageable properties on the Internet.

[–]whostolemypants 583ポイント584ポイント  (83子コメント)

If you feel the need to take over a subreddit you disagree with, it's time to put down the internet.

If you feel blinding rage at a silly subreddit being taken over, it's time to put down the internet.

[–]PugSwagMaster 267ポイント268ポイント  (35子コメント)

The owner gave them the subreddit.

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 105ポイント106ポイント  (12子コメント)

Correction: the owners of reddit gave the Fempire (peace be upon the Fempire) all of reddit because the Fempire (peace be upon the Fempire) is so super cool B)

[–]GayFesh 61ポイント62ポイント  (5子コメント)

Correction: SRS pbuf (peace be upon the fempire) has always owned the website and the admins outright, which is why bigotry has always been immediately banned every time it pops up.

EDIT: peace be upon the fempire for making me edit my unworthy post and not typing the full message.

[–]Smutts 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm kinda liking our new home.

[–]spasemarine 92ポイント93ポイント  (11子コメント)

To be fair this subreddit was either going to end up in the hands of a certain subreddit mentioned in Rule 2, or racist, anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists with a history of hijacking subreddits and using them to spread their agenda.

The owner literally decided you guys are all idiots, and offered two people the subreddit: a mod of /r/conspiracy and a mod of the subreddit mentioned in Rule 2. The rule 2 subreddit got it first.

[–]GayFesh 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bypassing mentioning SRS pbuf (peace be upon the fempire) is against rule 2 (pbur2).

[–]AutoModerator[M] 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

To be fair, we are SRDBroke, not Rule2sub.

[–]spasemarine 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

To be fair, that is not written in the rules so to be fair I should be fair.

[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

To be fair To be fair To be fair To be fair To be fair

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

To be fair (peace be upon the fair)

[–]Jess_than_threepbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

A fair there was - a fair, a fair! All black and brown, and covered with hair!

[–]alittlefallofrain 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is so fucking funny. I love this. Peace be upon the fempire.

[–]Pinksister 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pbuf!! This is hilarious, and also satisfying after the toilet-like state of the front page yesterday. I go on reddit to relax, not wade through shit.

[–]dabezianpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 190ポイント191ポイント  (15子コメント)

I, for one, welcome our new SRS overlords. Peace be upon the fempire.

Get in.

[–]Otoan 107ポイント108ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is without a doubt the funniest thing I've ever experienced on reddit. SRS, pbuf, you have all my respect.

[–]ArchangelleGabriellepbuf (peace be upon the fempire)[S] 32ポイント33ポイント  (9子コメント)

I didn't choose the social justice usurper's life; the social justice usurper's life chose me.

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

it chose me too, but it picked me last :(

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

u could tell that between me and kevin, the social justice usurpers life was just trying to decide who would sandbag less.

[–]trimalchio-worktime 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

:( I'm still waiting to get invited to play.

[–]RanchoUnicorno 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE FEMPIRE.

[–]12432324 76ポイント77ポイント  (5子コメント)

RIP in kill free speech

Press f to pay respects.

[–]FluffySonya 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

What just happened?

[–]EPIC_BOOBS 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's kind of like when alt.tasteless invaded rec.pets.cats

[–]EPIC_BOOBS 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

My wife is a Holocaust survivor and I'm a WWII veteran. I punched Hitler in the face.

[–]root88 289ポイント290ポイント  (134子コメント)

Seriously? It was a stupid sub, but fuck Reddit.

[–]KWITHI 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

but fuck

Heheheh you said butt fuck

[–]WEEABOO_TRASHpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 99ポイント100ポイント  (53子コメント)

[–]creepymatt 88ポイント89ポイント  (17子コメント)

Why does she look like she doesn't know how to eat popcorn?

[–]A_Greyhound_Station 61ポイント62ポイント  (0子コメント)

"She doesn't even eat popcorn! She's just pretending to get your money!"

[–]nacholicious 114ポイント115ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet she is only interested in popcorn for attention, I heard she even said that she doesn't really enjoy popcorn that much. All those fake popcorn girls man...

[–]suchsmartveryiqpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 211ポイント212ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's about ethics in popcorn eating.

[–]BadCompSciMod 48ポイント49ポイント  (5子コメント)

why does GG care about the way Anita looks?

[–]RedCanadapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM!!!!!1!11!1one

[–]N_E_THING_4_CUM 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her earrings seem like they are making her really try to balance her head.

[–]Yanmega 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

idk but shes going one at a time

shits gonna get stale before the bucket is finished tho

[–]PugSwagMaster 93ポイント94ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit this is hilarious

[–]Mapleyypbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 143ポイント144ポイント  (48子コメント)

lmao

further proof that SRS controls reddit: ^^^

pbuf

[–]bockstradamus 107ポイント108ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omfg this is hilarious

[–]SucksAtFormatting 19ポイント20ポイント  (7子コメント)

Isn't everyone breaking the rules by posting? Rule 1 clearly states "no humans."

[–]iamaneviltaco 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

Speak for yourself. I'm totally a taco.

[–]nacholicious 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

We meet again, my mortal yet very delicious enemy

[–]Dramatological 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dog would like to have a word with you in a dark alley.

[–]RittMomney2016 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't get what's going on? Is everyone mad the spam was removed? Because that shit was mad excessive.

[–]jojotv 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found this subreddit from a post on /r/OutOfTheLoop, and I think it's worth mentioning that the new rule #2 is offensive to followers of Islam. It appropriates PBUH for comedic purposes, and should be removed. Thank you.

[–]insane_mystic 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This sub has more drama than a soap opera.

[–]neveranerevarine 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

omg stop the doctor said I can't have anymore salt muh sodium levels urrrrk

[–]Plob218 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get a new doctor. There is never enough salt to satisfy BRD.

[–]zipdip 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

all hail srs (pbuf)

[–]koronicus 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow this sub just got good all of the sudden. Neato.

[–]Throwbackthrowsday 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Cavina Johnson here. It's come to my attention that one of you has sent a letter to the Supreme Council of Matriarchs accusing me of being a man. So, I want to assure both you and Gender Regulatory Committee that I am indeed one hundred percent all woman. And if you don't believe me, I swear to god I will beat you -- [off mic] What? [on mic] Greg tells -- [off mic] What? [on mic] Sally-Sue-Greg tells me we will all exchange handmade sympathy cards discussing how we feel about the issue. Alright, let's do some lady science!"

Pbuf

[–]veronyca73 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn...another eviction.

Welp, I will get the interior designer on the phone. Let's put up some curtains and gold rods. I figure we can knock out that back wall and add a veranda.

edit:a word

[–]PussyWhistle 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will admit that it's fucking hilarious watching everyone say pbuf.

[–]smily1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey can I get posting privileges I have some nice memes (pbuf)

[–]endercoaster 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

hello. nice to see you here.

[–]nancyfuqindrew 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally, I am enjoying /r/punchablefaces.

[–]Libertatem 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the Kekining.

Actually, maybe the Kekining 2: Rise of the Keks.

[–]rifac 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well thanks. Now one of my favorite subs has immediately turned to dog shit just because people cant let other people live. You are all huge fucking idiots. This post sounds immature, but right now I don't give a fuck. Why can't you let us enjoy this sub? Why are the new mods a bunch of power hungry retards that can't fucking stay away from other people shit. Live and let live you Nazi-like cunts.

[–]punecityexpat 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you SRS pbuf

[–]Ninjasantaclausepbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

gib access so I can post fictional spiders

[–]PM_ME_FIREARMS 50ポイント51ポイント  (136子コメント)

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[–]ShrimpFood 110ポイント111ポイント  (32子コメント)

They hate the first amendment and freedom and the first amendment

[–]Shot_Dunyun 264ポイント265ポイント  (21子コメント)

You're goddamn right they do. I'm going to write to my congressman about it right now!

Dear Congress Man:

This privately-owned website on the internet that I went to that is under no legal obligation to offer a free speech environment violated the Constitution because they stopped letting me say whatever I want after I acted like a huge racist and harassed people!

Mr. Congress Man, it made me so mad. You go get them and beat them up and I'll wait over here and have a big crybaby pisspants fit because they insisted I act like a civil human being. GO GET THEM CONGRESS MAN!

Sincerely,

Crybaby Snivelling Shit

[–]koronicus 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congress Man

Seriously, worst superhero idea ever.

[–]dabezianpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

new copypasta, tyfg (ty fempire god)

[–]jackrousseau 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I called my Congressman and he said "Woah!"/

"I'd love to help you son but you're too young to vote."

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do/

but there ain't no cure for the Reddit takeover blues.

[–]RedCanadapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't stop laughing.

[–]CarmineCerise 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

Congress shall make no law...

Please tell me how free speech applies to a bunch of nerds ruining a subreddit for other nerds

[–]ShrimpFood 96ポイント97ポイント  (4子コメント)

It was sarcasm but I'm going for the double karma crop from people who think i'm serious and people who think i'm sarcastic.

[–]Fite-me-irl-rite-now 53ポイント54ポイント  (3子コメント)

10/10 whoring teach me yer ways senpai.

[–]ShrimpFood 45ポイント46ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ambiguity is key. You wanna channel the impotent rage of one side, but the happy-go-lucky feelings of the other side. Note that I haven't specified which side is which, even here.

[–]observer_december 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

You should write books.

[–]WistopherWalken 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is this 1850? Shrimp should do podcasts.

[–]auandi 17ポイント18ポイント  (18子コメント)

What's wrong with all those people that posted and upvoted dozens of copies of the same exact picture over and over talking about how much you want to physically harm her.

The mod of this sub didn't want to deal with you people making this your vehicle of hate. He offered a mod spot freely to multiple people and SRS (PBUF) was the first to respond. No one "took" anything away from anyone.

[–]Sysiphuslove 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh dear Jesus SA is in the house

[–]LackingIsntEmpty 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is beautiful and ilu gabby

pbuf

[–]Naenil 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

I WANT MY MODSHIP BACK (I was an happy mod before for 1 day before coontwon)

[–]rwaeh_ 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our reign was cut short by an awful coup by that dictatorial maniac.

[–]FreshHotTakes 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a great day for the world.

pbuf

[–]pixeltje4 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love you srs (pbuf)

[–]dabezianpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCKING SRS (pbuf)

You made my day, I love all of you. YesBRD

When do we get our new punchablefaces dank memes?

[–]SRS-SRSLYpbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's up homie, we should mumble again sometime.

[–]apriloneil 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh holy shit I can't stop laughing. PBUF.

[–]iHateEveryoneButMe 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank the Archangelles! I am so glad they are here to protect the oppressed. I don't know what we would do without their benevolent wisdom leading us to what must surely be the Utopia we all deserve! Evil must be punished accordingly. No room for compassion for those subhuman cis male overlords. We must err on the side of absolute equality and bring in the New Order. Sieg heil mein fuhrers!

[–]Pequeno_loco 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

This pleases BRD (pbuf)

[–]FancyTeapbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

God bless SRS (pbuf) and BRD's warm embrace of this subreddit.

In Dworkin's name, amen.

[–]max_f_robespierre 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I welcome our new srs (pbuf) overlords

[–]kennyminot 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know why everybody hates SRS. It's one of the most hilarious subreddits on this site (of course, the humor always comes tinged with sadness - because, unfortunately, people are terrible).

This is hilarious. I wanted to post a picture of this Jesus pancake, but submissions are only limited to certain people.

PBUF

[–]Henry_Burris 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you, based Archangelle

[–]Gohte 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

God bless SRS (PBUF)