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[–]Kinda_Crazay 1615ポイント1616ポイント  (212子コメント)

There is so much going on there, I was lost within seconds. Are they all guys, one girl and some guys, are they in Thailand??? I have so many questions

[–]scumbag-reddit 881ポイント882ポイント  (155子コメント)

They're all funbois

[–]xsoulfoodx 760ポイント761ポイント  (148子コメント)

Ladyboys. Guys with tits. Chicks with dicks.

[–]smithee2001 125ポイント126ポイント  (11子コメント)

One ladyboy, two moneyboys.

[–]CosbyTeamTriosby 18ポイント19ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]steaktruck 37ポイント38ポイント  (7子コメント)

the fuck are all these names

[–]thekidchew 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

I dunno man but if youre ever in Thailand its a safe bet to not have sex with strangers, unless you know that's your thing

[–]ars_x_machina 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is actually a new boyscout medal. You win it by non-participation.

And, before anyone goes there... boiscout as well.

[–]untrustableskeptic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fourteen year old prostitutes and chicks with dicks. If you take a vacation to Thailand we all know.

[–]i_admit_everything 380ポイント381ポイント  (69子コメント)

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits!

[–]Devanismyname 77ポイント78ポイント  (19子コメント)

I prefer chicks with dicks. Makes it less gay for me when I jerk off to shemale porn.

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 19ポイント20ポイント  (17子コメント)

Dudes with boobs?

[–]maxxfarrell 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sick reference bro, everyone knows your references are out of control

[–]mewantcookie83 34ポイント35ポイント  (49子コメント)

I thought the one in pink was hot at first. Am i gay now?

[–]Dreadedsemi 121ポイント122ポイント  (19子コメント)

I have a bad news for you. Since she looks very much like a female. You are still straight and can't use that as excuse to leave your wife.

[–]browwiw 5ポイント6ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'm OK with myself finding convincing transsexual women attractive, but upset with myself for not finding this one attractive because she's Asian. Being a self-aware, progressive person can be problematic.

[–]Tomiix 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

There is nothing wrong with not feeling a sexual attraction to a race. Since humans vary so widely in shape and color, you are bound to have preferences, and if you don't find asian attractive that is fine. The difference is wether or not your a douchebag about it.

[–]GetMeOffReddit 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hell, you can even know that someone is attractive but still not be attracted to them. I mean, man, I can look at a really pretty black girl and know that she's drop dead gorgeous and still not want to have sex with her.

Or, better yet, a guy knows when another guy is good looking. I think. Unless if I'm bisexual and don't realize it yet.

[–]just_some_Fred 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

don't worry about it too much, it only counts if you're racist above the belt

[–]So-Cal-Mountain-Man 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because she is Asian, or because you did not want to be typical and like an Asian Lady?

[–]cthulhubert 42ポイント43ポイント  (20子コメント)

This is an interesting question. (I'm working under the assumption that that is, as people have assumed, a "ladyboi".) I think it clarifies somewhat to realize that it's—probably—not honestly a sexuality question (unless your attraction really was based on hidden cues of maleness provoking a latent attraction to other males), but rather an essentially linguistic one, that is, "Is it reasonable for others to call me gay because I am attracted to a male that presents passingly as a woman?"

I think when framed that way, the answer is pretty strongly indicated as "No."

It's a little more complex a consideration if the fact that the attractive woman-passing person has a penis is part of the appeal. But I'd still say "no". Words, including the word "gay", are tools of information exchange. In information theory (as well as common sense), the efficacy of communication is how little surprise you have by an actual situation after it's described to you. If your buddy told you they were gay, and had just scored a super hot date, you'd probably expect somebody that looks like this, not like this.

On the other hand, if this is what turns ones crank, that's something else yet again.

[–]spookyttws 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm straight and very much appreciate the manly man's beauty. Good for him, but really shouldn't be wrangling cattle without a shirt on. He's going to get soooo sunburnt.

[–]danzey12 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's a little more complex a consideration if the fact that the attractive woman-passing person has a penis is part of the appeal. But I'd still say "no".

Homosexuality is defined as, "sexually attracted to people of one's own sex." Sex Differentiation is the process of developing sex differences in Humans, part of this process is the development of basically the testes and ovary, thus if part of the appeal to the "woman-passing" person is the presence of the male reproductive organs then it is accurate to say that person is homosexual, or at least bi-sexual as they are attracted to what can be determined as "their own sex".

Edit: Just to clarify this isn't my actual opinion, I was just continuing with the over-analysis.

[–]cthulhubert 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sure sure. And yet, actually using the word "homosexual" for that person still generates some surprise. That's essentially the argument I'm making: with the exception of technical jargon, definition should follow useful usage. Now it's true, trying to adhere to dictionary definitions can aid in clarity by referring to a common basis for meaning; but there are going to be edge cases (like this) where a handful of words in a book was insufficient to delineate an entire slice of actual existence, and we, as language using humans, should step past the boundaries of the dictionary to use words meaningfully.

[–]kx2w 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah, it's the old quantum gay paradox. It all depends on when exactly one perceives an attraction. Does it precede the definitive genital awareness based on mere looks alone, or is it in fact a direct result of it, enhanced by the underlying, less apparent truths? And what if learning the knowledge itself determines the very outcome? To an objective observer, at any given moment it's both.

[–]StinzorgaKingOfBees 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't have the relevant information to answer that fully and accurately.

[–]Xezlec 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not only no, but also after knowing her biological gender you're even allowed to continue to think she's hot and/or engage in a relationship with her without being gay. In fact, you can even have occasional sex acts with cis males without identifying as gay. Sexual identity is a wonderfully fuzzy thing!

[–]ShinyWisenheimer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame

[–]Rad_Reddit_Rando 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

well, this whole gif is contradictory and they dont look like fun at all

[–]texanwill 185ポイント186ポイント  (13子コメント)

Well, I can answer at least one of those questions--They are in Vietnam. Vinasun is one of the largest taxicab companies in the country.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 78ポイント79ポイント  (4子コメント)

And by answering that one, you've answered them all.

[–]spyson 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not really, homosexuality and transgender is still looked down upon there so this is pretty surprising it's in Vietnam.

[–]spartacus2690 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Damn, I did not know Vietnam was as weird as Thailand. I have been to Thailand, but I am not a sleuth like you, so I did not even really notice the taxi there.

[–]dulceburro 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

They are in Ho Chi Minh, you can tell by the taxis in the background.

[–]MisterOinky 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

They are in Vietnam. Since I am Vietnamese you would think I have an idea of what is going on, I actually don't.

[–]AlfredsDad 63ポイント64ポイント  (10子コメント)

Ladyboy bitch fights are more entertaining than midget sumo, but not by much.

http://imgur.com/WWoQjps

[–]BulkDiscountAbortion 23ポイント24ポイント  (8子コメント)

I was there! Burgos street in Manila. The bar is called Ringside. Foreigners from the audience are invited to enter the boxing ring and get walloped by the midgets.

[–]OolongTeaUW 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

The taxi is vinasun taxi in vietnam. The rest, I have no idea what is going on.

[–]lordxoi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's so dense, it's like a George Lucas movie

[–]SaltyTaintJuice 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

why are there so many of them there

[–]Usernameisntthatlong 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Am in Vietnam right now. That's a Vietnamese Taxi. Scooter also gives it away

[–]TellEmHawk 337ポイント338ポイント  (35子コメント)

Is it just me or do all their heads look unusually large.

[–]3riversfantasy 303ポイント304ポイント  (24子コメント)

Average male head size tends to have a relatively small of variance in relation to body size. Men with small bodies tend to have heads that look larger vs men with large bodies tend to have heads that look smaller when in reality they have similar sized heads. Those are men with very petite feminine bodies which is why their heads seem large...

[–]TheAdAgency 87ポイント88ポイント  (9子コメント)

How can I also gain this depth of expertise in large man head to petite body size relationships and subjective perspectives?

[–]3riversfantasy 72ポイント73ポイント  (8子コメント)

Oddly enough my knowledge comes from boxing. Head size is part of the reason why the lower weight classes have significantly less knockouts. Take a look at Floyd Mayweather, his head looks massive!

[–]AmiriteClyde 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah he's got a big head.

[–]Kittens4Brunch 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Wouldn't they have more knockouts since their heads make up a larger percentage of punchable area?

[–]wicked 51ポイント52ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes, which tells you that it's not head size, it's that a human head takes about the same amount of punishment if you have a lot of muscles or not.

In higher weight classes the punches are much, much harder.

[–]mos_definite 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea I didn't quite get it either

[–]BassheadPanda 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

I upvoted both of your comments.

[–]Mmer03 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I upvoted yours then proceeded to read their comments

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck kind-of backwards-ass tumblr style reading you doing?

[–]random_side_note 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I swear though, some of those heads were just enormous. Good golly.

[–]3riversfantasy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those men probably weigh less that 120 pounds

[–]meatnug 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

DK Mode

[–]GaijinFoot 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god everyone in the office is looking at me now. Fuck that came out of nowhere. Hilarious.

But yeah their faces are weird. Like a layer of plastic. Or casting for the new planet of the apes

[–]feanturi 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think it's just you. Something is off with their faces, like there is another layer. Those realistic masks that have been around the last couple of years maybe. That's why they appear to be kind of smiling while actually being pissed off at each other. I think...

[–]PK_Thundah 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

At first I thought they were wearing those latex skinlike masks, like in White Chicks.

[–]firefae83 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's White Chicks, and that movie was hilarious.

[–]violetdaze 464ポイント465ポイント  (6子コメント)

Did she/he start humping him at the end there??

[–]jonesyjonesy 159ポイント160ポイント  (1子コメント)

She/he did alot of things to him/her. I'm sure he/she got a little bit of humping in.

[–]Klj126 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

You answer left me far more confused than the question but slightly less than the gif

[–]professionalevilstar 189ポイント190ポイント  (15子コメント)

I kept waiting for them to just do a dance-off then my dog barged in unannounced and I felt guilty for no reason :(

I'm sorry Murph this is why you don't have a woman person in your life :(

[–]flechette 40ポイント41ポイント  (5子コメント)

Murph was just curious about the funbois.

[–]akatherder 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

You judge me for drinking out of the toilet and I catch you watching this shit?

[–]stapleherdick 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Murph is happy as can be just with you ^

[–]Dilsnoofus 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Next time start banging on the window just as he starts taking a big steaming shit. Best way to annoy a dog.

[–]professionalevilstar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think my vaccuum cleaner's strong enough to get poop stain off the carpet :(

[–]nouakchott1 105ポイント106ポイント  (14子コメント)

Reminded of The Dark Crystal

[–]DocDerry 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

Just when I thought I had drunk away the scarring of that movie. Thanks.

[–]KallistiEngel 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

Dude. Dark Crystal was pretty awesome. And it's even better when set to Crystal Method's album Vegas.

[–]kirroyale 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

that was pretty cool man, thanks for sharing.

[–]Xezlec 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just realized how badly I need to see a slow, dark, 70s-style fantasy epic with a full musical score along these lines. Or even dubstep.

[–]KallistiEngel 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It might be a bit faster paced than what you had in mind, but have you seen Daft Punk's movie Interstella 5555? You can watch it for free here.

[–]Mpath420 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude. Mind blown! Thank you.

[–]Warpedme 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh holy shit, I've loved both the Dark Crystal and Crystal method for a very long time now and I never knew you could go all dark side of the moon style with them

[–]NasoLittle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

One on the left got eyes like khaleesi

[–]M4ltodextrin 147ポイント148ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why did those Michael Jacksons start beating up that gay Asian?

[–]dick-nipples 402ポイント403ポイント  (35子コメント)

Fine, I'll say it. Those are nice tits.

[–]ManOnFire74 505ポイント506ポイント  (14子コメント)

I'm sure he would really appreciate your compliment.

[–]DownvotesAdminPosts 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

thanks for saying it, we were all waiting for you to show up and save the thread by complimenting that dude's fake tits

[–]MontgomeryRook 42ポイント43ポイント  (1子コメント)

You say that like you're providing some essential but unsavory service. "Someone needed to say it... I guess it had to be me."

[–]im_always_fapping 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Someone had to fap to it...I guess it had to be me"

[–]professionalevilstar 24ポイント25ポイント  (6子コメント)

but tit is so vulgar because there are no animals named after it

:D

[–]TaytoCrisps 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

you would be gay NOT to.

[–]nitrogen76 69ポイント70ポイント  (4子コメント)

It looks like Bjork and Bjork are fighting over Bjork on a motorcycle.

[–]McGrathsDomestos 29ポイント30ポイント  (9子コメント)

This is definitely the weirdest Aphex Twin video since Come to Daddy.

[–]tubcat 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like they learned how to fight at the Ace Ventura Dojo.

[–]vericlas 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I verbally said, "what the fuck" so here is your upvote.

[–]lilchichichicken 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGVurKjesJg

Linda Tran.. some kind of pseudoceleb in Vietnam. I have no idea..

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know, I bet they say the same thing about some of our 'reality' star celebrities.

[–]raybrant 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She sounds like The Sims

[–]stoopid_dummy 45ポイント46ポイント  (16子コメント)

I was waiting for some tits to fall out. :(

[–]Nerdy_McNerd 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

Well, golly. I hate to break this to you, but no one in this video was female.

[–]MrJeef 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

So this is what the two girls from iCarly are doing these days.

[–]firejoe22 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is that the Saigon whore who bit your nose off?

[–]ih8drme 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is there a video source? I need to see how this... finishes.

For science, of course.

[–]nyokun 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their legs look like they're made of rubber. o_O

[–]ManiacSpiderTrash 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks almost like some weird dance routine or something

[–]selfish_liberal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was really hoping a bra was coming off at one point

[–]Tebasaki 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Useful travel tip: when in Thailand, if you value the structure of your face and bones, dont insult the ladyboys.

[–]IronLunchBox 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whatever country this is, I want to go there.

[–]Sphinctuss 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think they are all friends and just messing around lol. No one is seeming extremely hurt or angry

[–]JustAMick2U 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you, u/PussyWhistle, for that lovely thing there... Whatever the funk that was..

[–]Roastage 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gay sex seems really complicated and a little bit violent.

[–]shoresfront 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know who has a dick and who doesn't. I don't know who to support. I don't know anything anymore. Thanks Caitlyn Jenner /s

[–]crow-bot 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They look like creepy mannequins come to life.

[–]Jonno100 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have literally no idea what the fuck

[–]CallMeTedTurner 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Real life QWOP?

[–]codevii 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's a whole helluva Lotta androgyny in a single gif...

[–]kylling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was so waiting for that girl's dick to slip out.

[–]Tsulaa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Er, was she <gulp!> humping him??? wtf?

[–]Not_athrowaweigh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I honestly thought they were going to start making out at some point.

[–]Subsinuous 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that the reincarnation of MJ on the left?