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[–]wmlloydfloyd 1726ポイント1727ポイント  (114子コメント)

Man, this is why we have video. It's about a billion times more charming to see this interaction unfold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmhsJ5T5L0&spfreload=10

[–]danbronson 802ポイント803ポイント  (14子コメント)

I was so confused after reading it. Video makes more sense.

[–]pm_me_with__nudes 195ポイント196ポイント  (13子コメント)

yea having both people on the frames makes it confusing as you cant be sure who it is "talking".

[–]RulesOfRejection 254ポイント255ポイント  (8子コメント)

I would assume it isn't Jennifer Lawrence suggesting Jack looks like her old girlfriend. But, that's just me.

[–]whisky_and_blues 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

They both have some serious charisma

[–]chinamanbilly 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jack seems like a creep in the pic. He's a charmer in the video. Jennifer Lawrence is kidding them he replies so quickly she takes a moment to get it.

[–]KelMage 130ポイント131ポイント  (9子コメント)

I love that the interaction seems MUCH less creepy. He flirted, she flirted back, and then she was like 'OMG I just flirted with Jack Nicholson'. In the stills it looks like he's just being a creepy old man and she's appalled.

[–]Kikiteno 251ポイント252ポイント  (36子コメント)

Wow, what a clever, witty, attractive young lady. I'm surprised Reddit isn't going head-over-heels for her.

[–]jlablah 325ポイント326ポイント  (23子コメント)

Been there done that got some nudes we've moved on.

[–]027915 123ポイント124ポイント  (21子コメント)

8-31-14 never forget

Edit: a number

[–]AswiftTortoise 45ポイント46ポイント  (9子コメント)

The fappening was a cultural movement.

[–]QualityPies 62ポイント63ポイント  (8子コメント)

It was like the 9/11 of porn. Nothing has quite been the same since.

[–]whistlar 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember where I was when it all happened. What came next is not a story I plan to share with the grandchildren I killed that night.

[–]xanatos451 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

We've been over this already, it was 8/31. Get with the program guys.

[–]Froggerto 27ポイント28ポイント  (8子コメント)

Apparently not...

It was on 8/31/14 not 7/31.

[–]027915 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

It happens when you're human. Thanks!

[–]Froggerto 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah it's cool. I just thought it was kinda funny with the 'never forget' but you wrote the wrong number.

[–]zillin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like you lost a month somehow... ;)

[–]lonelyboyonreddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

she has a cool looking asshole

[–]812many 85ポイント86ポイント  (28子コメント)

George Stephanopoulos sure has fallen a long way. I mean, he was Senior Advisor for Policy and Strategy in the Clinton white house and is now doing after oscar interviews.

[–]PilotKnob 77ポイント78ポイント  (7子コメント)

You think a guy who talked himself into his former position isn't doing precisely what he wants to at the present moment? I doubt that very much.

[–]812many 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

Maybe if he's trying to partially retire, pay the bills, or maybe just for fun. But I can't imagine someone who was that deep into politics and then political writing and commentary would put this as his career goal.

[–]NorthStarTX 43ポイント44ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or maybe, like many people, when he achieved his life's ambition, he figured out it wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and decided to go in a different direction. Or maybe he just got tired of being raked over the coals over his political contributions or travel before a national audience. There's a million reasons why he might be happier where he is than where he was.

[–]dayungbenny 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

The oscars takes one night. He didn't have to put his whole life aside for it. I don't really know what the hell he does do but this is not his life.

[–]PilotKnob 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine yourself as someone with a nearly superhuman intellect and an insatiable itch caused by boredom brought on by the same-old-same-old. How would you scratch that itch? The answer is infinitely variable just as are individual desires. Maybe you've always wanted to go interview Oscar winners. Who knows?

[–]shoobuck 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Think about it this way. He was sitting at the same table as Bubba Clinton. Now he sits across from J. Law.

[–]Old_English_speaker 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Man I thought you were talking about Dino Stamatopoulos, AKA starburns until I looked up his name.

[–]eponysterical 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was thinking the same thing, but then it hit me that actors become politicians, e.g Reagan, Eastwood, Schwarzenegger etc. and need a guy like this for advice from time to time. He probably is in his element.

[–]RedxEyez 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

What makes you think this isn't what he really wants to do?

[–]Vocith 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

He was shooting for an Anchor position at one of the major networks. The Oscars was to show that he can do puff pieces as well as political reporting.

[–]SammyD1st 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

As everyone knows, Washington DC is "Hollywood for ugly people."

He's moved on to "Hollywood for not-so-ugly people"... also known as "Hollywood."

[–]18544920 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could see interviewing stars could be more fun than talking to politicians all day everyday. Always work where you actually enjoy doing it, and he probably realized that and said fuck it, I'm done with politicians, I want to interview some stars

I'm drunk, I don't know what I said but I hope I made some sense. My English isn't my first language lol, if you got to this sentence then thanks for reading my comment!

[–]Chinesedoghandler 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'll never forget that he asked Obama why he wasn't wearing an American flag pin. What a moron.

[–]FCalleja 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, is this the same guy the girls in Friends were so excited to spy on? They got his pizza if I remember correctly. Damn, dude's been relevant for a while.

[–]IheartKesha29 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you so much for this i was also beyond confused

[–]GRXVES 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's so much more charming in the video, these vertical multi-frame wang-doodles make a lot of things seems over exaggerated

[–]spairaj 1184ポイント1185ポイント  (211子コメント)

I get the distinct feeling Jack could nail just about any woman on this planet without really trying.

[–]AnotherKriegerClone 569ポイント570ポイント  (64子コメント)

This could be a rare occasion where JLaw is out of her league.

[–]ShitsAndGigglesSake 336ポイント337ポイント  (25子コメント)

Son, we live in a world with broads and those broads need to be nailed by men with spunk. Who's gonna do it? You? You Lt. Weinberg?

[–]todd375 106ポイント107ポイント  (18子コメント)

You want me in that box. You NEED me in that box. You can't handle the box!

[–]Shilo59 68ポイント69ポイント  (17子コメント)

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?

[–]naughtyhitler 48ポイント49ポイント  (12子コメント)

Semen.

[–]blackheartbass 129ポイント130ポイント  (5子コメント)

Se3en?

[–]Fatuity 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

If they didn't make a copycat porn movie by this name, I'm disappointed.

[–]Dishonorable_d 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

And here I had just forgotten about CumBox...... nightmares

[–]ArmaTiroPum 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

My brain had forgot for me... now it has un-forgot and I hate you

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

spunk

Well, that means something a little different where I come from.

[–]ByJiminy 22ポイント23ポイント  (15子コメント)

Damn straight. Who wouldn't want to hop on that vericose-veined Viagra-pumped 78-year-old dick? Count the liver spots for me, baby.

[–]_procyon 18ポイント19ポイント  (14子コメント)

Yeah this is one of those instances where money and fame and charisma might beat out looks. Did you know Sean Penn was with Charlize Theron?

[–]Vio_ 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sean Penn is no Jack Nicholson

[–]ThisVersionOfMyself 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

and most recently scarlett johannson

[–]logangrey123 3ポイント4ポイント  (7子コメント)

Sean Penn is hot!

[–]nomnomchikhan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

And crazy as shit, but hey, who gives a shit when you're good looking!? He could tie a bitch to a chair and beat her for days and everyone would probably forget about it soon enough...

[–]StarDestinyGuy 21ポイント22ポイント  (7子コメント)

Jude Law?

[–]thisusernamesfree 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

Jennifer Lawrence. I thought the same.

Edit: That is the name of the woman in the pictures.

[–]812many 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Before I zoomed in I thought it was Helen Hunt.

[–]mrsbarkerlowrider 167ポイント168ポイント  (49子コメント)

Woman here and he could get it. All day.

[–]FuckedByCrap 196ポイント197ポイント  (26子コメント)

[–]yourmansconnect 89ポイント90ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]tcsac 50ポイント51ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why would his kids and their friends mind?

[–]yourmansconnect 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

You saying his kids friends don't bang the great jack?

[–]GRXVES 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe they've seen his dad Dick?

[–]EarthRester 94ポイント95ポイント  (4子コメント)

Does Jack Nicholson's body also come with Jack Nicholson's money?

[–]nopethanksguy 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea and so does his deck!

[–]Silver_Dynamo 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just enough to give him six pack abs and blonde, luscious hair.

[–]KaySquay 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somewhat relevant username given the context?

[–]shawnemack 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now I want to do him too

[–]woizard 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has nice boobs than any girl I know e.e

[–]aedansblade36 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can just imagine it:

whips it out "HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"

[–]sonia72quebec 37ポイント38ポイント  (29子コメント)

Woman here, a 78 year old penis ? No thanks.

[–]VintageSin 61ポイント62ポイント  (22子コメント)

A 78 year old penis that comes with a shit ton of cash and hilariousness.

As a heterosexual male, I'd think about it.

[–]johnlockeswheelchair 74ポイント75ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'm not gay, but 20$ is 20$

[–]BackToTheFanta 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

Fifteen bucks is fifteen bucks I agree!but what would you do with the $10 after?

[–]kyrish 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're not very good with negotiating... But, I'll bend... I'll give you three whole dollars

[–]tcsac 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Psst: you don't get any money for having a one night stand with Jack Nicholson. Shame and regret a plenty, but no money.

[–]perogies 49ポイント50ポイント  (20子コメント)

Hardly. Aside from Hollywood stroking his shaft, a lot of people find him extremely fucking creepy.

[–]allhailbrightfutures 92ポイント93ポイント  (7子コメント)

He plays creepy characters, but when he's not in character, Jack Nicholson has an absurd amount of swagger. I mean, he even put on the shades for the last bit there.

[–]yourmansconnect 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

He can't be in bright lights for long because he has eye problems and coke

[–]KiFirE 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well could be worse, He could have pepsi.

[–]Vio_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like that he has eye problems, but the coke is cool.

[–]thecarolinelinnae 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

The father of my friend's daughter's boyfriend is a good friend of his; by the daughter's account, he is.

[–]perogies 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, my mothers nephews girlfriends moms aunts cousins daughter thinks so too.

[–]_KnowBullshit_ 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Roman Polanski figured Jack Nicholson's pad was the perfect place to take a 13 y.o. girl to drug and rape (sodomy, to be specific.)

[–]Hollacaine 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nicholson wasn't in the state at the time in fairness and its unlikely he knew Polanski was even there with the kid.

[–]imonreddittoo 22ポイント23ポイント  (9子コメント)

I wonder if he slept with JLaw later. I seriously doubt that invitation was 100% joking, and she certainly seemed into it.

[–]matamoron 119ポイント120ポイント  (1子コメント)

She probably just sent him some nudes.

[–]metalkhaos 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

She does look great on that couch.

[–]ukraine1 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are you serious? Or just an idiot? Hahah

[–]Stijakovic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wouldn't that be the same thing?

[–]zigzagjake 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

really? he's kinda gross looking, and not exactly charming. More like a creepy old uncle who really let loose at the old folks home, and is constantly getting the clap from old lady parts

[–]wicro 361ポイント362ポイント  (42子コメント)

Funny story... My grandma went to high school with Jack Nicholson. He asked her out on a date, she turned him down because he was "weird" and he was a troublemaker. She had no regrets about it.

[–]DrCrappyPants 129ポイント130ポイント  (5子コメント)

My grandmother said she taught Aaron Eckhart in grade school.

She said she had no inkling that he would go on to become an actor, but she also pointed out that it's hard to tell what grade school kids are going to become later in life. (for example who would have guessed that 8 yr old Loki Skylizard would go on to become a doctor)

[–]dart22 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

for example who would have guessed that 8 yr old Loki Skylizard would go on to become a doctor

It was benevolent of him to, instead of assuming his rightful place as supreme dictator of the known universe.

[–]fuckyourcousinsheila 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

My high school guidance counselor slept in the same bed as Chris Evans. Not at the same time, but still.

Basically he was childhood friends with her roommate, so when he was running back and forth from NY to CT for auditions, he would crash in their dorm room and just take whichever bed was open.

[–]wicro 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that counts for something!

[–]spurioushamster 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

My mates mum went out with Ian Macdiarmid when they were at theatre school together (or working in the theatre). He went on to play emperor palpetine.

[–]Lonelan 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dating Ian MacDiarmid can lead to bedroom scenarios some would call...unnatural

[–]heisyounghewillwalk 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can imagine the sex

"POWAAAAA! UUUUUUNNNNLIIMITEEEED POOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAA!"

[–]kjhwkejhkhdsfkjhsdkf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

" Let the hate flow through you. "

" You know Ian, this really isn't doing it for me. "

" Oh...sorry dear. I'll stop. "

[–]matamoron 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

My Great Aunt dated Rod Serling. She was a model.

[–]wicro 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's pretty cool! What did she model in?

[–]matamoron 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know. I never knew her. I only know what my grandmother told me, which came in the form of jealous ramblings.

[–]BeQuake 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

My father "supposedly" made fun of Brad Pitt when he was younger because he was one of his younger brothers friends. They did grow up in the same town as Brad Pitt......but not sure if I believe.

[–]ClockworkAeroplane 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

A friend of my brother's was at a bar alone and sat next to some other guy drinking alone at the bar and they chatted, and kind of hit it off, and exchanged email addresses, and then the guy left.

The bartender said to my brother's friend, "Do you seriously not know who that was?"

"I dunno. He said his name was Brad."

"Yes, Brad Pitt."

"Really?"

They hung out a few times more after that. Evidently he's just a really chill guy.

[–]anthr0x1028 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Either you and I are related or our grandmothers went to the same school at the same time because I have heard a very similar story...

[–]wicro 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Maybe he was just desperate and asked everyone?

[–]GetMeOffReddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, I mean you have to get the practice in somehow. The guy seems very comfortable in his own skin now, so I can only assume that he got that way by asking people out and getting over the uncertainty that is accompanied with getting rejected.

[–]wicro 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, although he also had a messed up childhood iirc, with his "sister" actually his mother and the whole debacle.

[–]SynesthesiaBruh 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

I have no idea what just happened. Video doesn't clear anything up. Anyone want to aware me?

[–]PortraitIPN 50ポイント51ポイント  (6子コメント)

Jack Nicholson congratulated Jennifer Lawrence... Who is very visibly star struck that it is Jack freaking Nicholson. What he is saying effectively is, "I'm sorry to interrupt, I thought you were someone else, an old girlfriend." To which Jennifer Lawrence says, "do I look like your new girlfriend?" I.e: wanna cuddle? And then she realizes, "holy shit, I just used a pickup line on Jack Nicholson!" And jack comes back and is like, "offer still on the table?"

[–]SynesthesiaBruh 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

OH. I may be autistic. Serious.

[–]PortraitIPN 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Do you like trains?

[–]SynesthesiaBruh 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who doesn't?

EDIT: Apparently autistic people like trains. I would honestly not be surprised if I really did have some sort of form of autism.

EDIT 2: Apparently Synesthesia and Autism are linked.

[–]waleed_states 113ポイント114ポイント  (23子コメント)

This is extremely hard till understand without the source

[–]dr_dickhead 61ポイント62ポイント  (7子コメント)

Every comment in this shitty thread has a spelling error.

[–]FBAguy13 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya it really needs to be in a video. I didn't get until I watched the video.

[–]DraggyBDragon 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would be so on edge if Jack Nicholson started hovering behind me

[–]swit_clare 67ポイント68ポイント  (9子コメント)

Fun fact : he learnt at 35 year that his sister was in fact his mother.

[–]Idiotank 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

My dad found out at 18 that his brother who is 2 years older than him was actually his uncle. My dad's grandparents died before he was born and my granny took in her little brother and raised him as her own.

[–]Not_a_raptor 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm confused and need a diagram

[–]Pman90 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

kind of confusing, OP's Grandma took care of her baby brother when her parents passed away while having her own child (his dad)

[–]Archer007 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brothers and sisters have I none but this man's father is my father's son!

[–]mrpersson 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only part I don't understand is why keep that a secret?

[–]pzycho 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

Forget it, Jack, it's Chinatown.

[–]DPRK_Hacker 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

My daughter, my sister, my daughter, my sister!

[–]EZ_does_it 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't think there's any such thing as backlash for Jack. The guy doesn't care he's interrupting an interview and flirts/propositions her while the ABC news cameras are on. They guy gave zero fucks and the world applauses him for it.

[–]admdrew 76ポイント77ポイント  (2子コメント)

He was actually being pretty charming and respectful when he walked over. The screencap doesn't do the situation justice.

edit: accidentally a word

[–]txbluejay 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wondered at the time if he was at all reminded of Helen Hunt (with whom hed previously worked, and whom JLaw mildly resembles here). I dont care either way, but I wondered. The interaction didnt seem creepy to me. Shrug.

[–]FappingNowAMA 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was not a literal proposition. Please learn what a joke is.

[–]BarryMcCackiner 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

He does care actually, he apologizes like 5 times.

[–]STILL_LjURKING 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sooo.. wat?

[–]wildfan12001 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought about it... (queue the gangster as fuck music and sunglasses gif)

[–]Fr0stWo1f 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Easily one of the biggest bosses to ever boss

[–]BrushGoodDar 7ポイント8ポイント  (12子コメント)

What does this mean?

[–]PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The vid of this is far superior. Hearing her gasp OH MY GOD so perfectly-timed is awesome.

[–]ipissedinyourpool 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

In my opinion, Nicholson is the only guy who can pull off wearing sunglasses at night, indoors, and not look like an asshole.

[–]ThanksCrystals 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I would say Nicholson's one of the few guys who can pull off looking like an asshole.

[–]ChaosWolf1982 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jack can not only look and act like an asshole, but manage to do it in a way that you envy and admire him for it.

[–]Kovechkin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah yes in this archdiocese, Jack still runs the bingo.

[–]ahyuknyuk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If anyone else did this, he'd be a dirty old man.

Jack Nicholson does it, and he's just Jack Nicholson.