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[–]_AppropriateUsername 3620ポイント3621ポイント  (396子コメント)

TIL hot girl still looks hot with different hair and eye colour

[–]lie4karma[🍰] 1772ポイント1773ポイント  (370子コメント)

I dont believe her parents are muggles, because that ass is MAGIC!

[–]Slattz 760ポイント761ポイント  (349子コメント)

If JK Rowling wanted to write another Hogwarts book, I would love to hear Hermione's story starting with her parents point of view, then her's. Books based on secondary characters can be equally good as the original. I'm thinking of 'Ender's Shadow'.

[–]EditorialComplex 3096ポイント3097ポイント  (232子コメント)

Hermione Granger and Why Doesn't Anyone Read Their Textbooks
Hermione Granger and Seriously Can't Anyone Else Do Basic Research
Hermione Granger and Exceptional Time Management Skills
Hermione Granger and That Super Hot Bulgarian Dude
Hermione Granger and My Idiot Friend Happens to be Better Than Me at Something
Hermione Granger and My Idiot Friend Gets Schoolwork Advice from a Really Awful Source
Hermione Granger and For Real Would Any of this Ever Get Done Without Me

[–]glglglglgl 673ポイント674ポイント  (153子コメント)

I love that these are all actually the plots

[–]SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH 1522ポイント1523ポイント  (150子コメント)

It gets worse.

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Got Knocked Out by a Chess Piece

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Broke My Wand

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Broke My Leg

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Had a Temper Tantrum Because My Best Friend Was Entered Into a Deadly Tournament by a Psychopath and He Didn't Tell Me

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Literally Became Retarded

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Kissed a Girl

Ronald Weasley and Guys I Kissed a Hotter Girl

But Ron does have some great moments. It's too bad the movies gave them to Hermione.

[–]guinness_blaine 563ポイント564ポイント  (78子コメント)

Aww, they didn't throw in a "Ronald Weasley and Guys I Can Sports Too"

[–]______DEADPOOL______ 415ポイント416ポイント  (75子コメント)

Sure beats "Severus Snape and I'm gonna be brooding this whole book."

[–]EditorialComplex 421ポイント422ポイント  (66子コメント)

"Parts 1 through 7"

[–]______DEADPOOL______ 222ポイント223ポイント  (65子コメント)

To be fair, Part 7 was "Severus Snape and I'm gonna get killed at the beginning of this book and you're going to regret hating me the whole time I'm brooding"

[–]madmaxturbator 84ポイント85ポイント  (2子コメント)

or how about

Severus Snape and I'm going to be a huge cunt to this kid because this kid's dad was a dick to me, and I never got to hook up with this kid's mom and I feel guilty for some of the bad stuff I've done and I'm just going to blame this kid for everything bad that's happened to me.

[–]Well_you_see 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a Harry Potter fanfic that covers snape's birth to death, it's really good and changed how I see snape. It's called A Difference In The Family: The Snape Chronicles. It fits in with canon too, makes perfect sense.

[–]Thomas_Tansdun 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

You might like this

[–]______DEADPOOL______ 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit. it's been a long time...

[–]rammingparu2 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ronald Weasley And Guys My Best Friend is Doing my Sister

[–]sthomps300064143 125ポイント126ポイント  (32子コメント)

Book Ron is hilarious. Movie Ron (and Ginny) are both kind of pathetic.

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 127ポイント128ポイント  (22子コメント)

I had a crush on book Ginny. Movie Ginny put a quick end to that. The single dullest character in the franchise.

[–]HeartDenko 41ポイント42ポイント  (1子コメント)

Movie Ron really has done a number on people, hasn't he? How about this:

Ron Weasley and the Masterstroke Sacrifice Play

Ron Weasley Finds the Chamber of Secrets (and how to open it)

Ron Weasley and Guys I Broke My Leg, but I'm Still Standing Up to this Murderer

Ron Weasley and Oi, Hands Off Me Bird Ya Bloody Bulgarian Bellend

Ron Weasley, Prefect, Quidditch Champion, King

Ron Weasley Got a Girlfriend

Ron Weasley Learns His Friends Ain't Shit Without Him (And destroys 2 Horcruxes)

[–]scottyLogJobs 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

You forgot:

"Ronald Weasley and I vomited a slug"

[–]EnlightenedNarwhal 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now someone needs to make some up for ol' Harry.

[–]Oklahom0 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone for Sorcerers.

Harry Potter and Hiss Hiss Motherfucker.

Harry Potter and My Father and His Friends are Furries.

Harry Potter and He's Coming Back.

Harry Potter and the Year of PTSD and Fuck the Government.

Harry Potter and the Year I Lose Another Father Figure Again.

Harry Potter and the Year of Camping Characters and Crying Readers.

[–]xxmindtrickxx 73ポイント74ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ron Weasley and My Best Contribution is Chess.

Ron Weasley and My Best Contribution is Ginny.

Ron Weasley and My Best Contribution is My Pet Rat.

To name a few...

[–]ExcerptMusic 32ポイント33ポイント  (44子コメント)

Do one for Ron!

[–]EditorialComplex 431ポイント432ポイント  (30子コメント)

Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck My New Friend is Super Famous
Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck My Sister Got Kidnapped by Her Diary
Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck I've Been Sleeping With an Old Guy This Whole Time
Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck That Super Hot Bulgarian Dude Likes the Girl I Like
Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck My Inferiority Complex is Acting Up Again
Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck I'm Terrible at this Romance Bullshit
Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck I Miss Fred Already

[–]GamingSandwich 151ポイント152ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck I Miss Fred Already

Man ._.; Unexpected feels there.

[–]flouncyskirts 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is perfect. You're perfect. And now Snape!

[–]EditorialComplex 141ポイント142ポイント  (0子コメント)

Severus Snape and Shit My Dead Love's Kid is Here Now
Severus Snape and Shit that Gilderoy Fuck is a Pain in the Ass
Severus Snape and Shit I Still Really Hate those Marauder Fuckers
Severus Snape and Shit Why is He Back For Real
Severus Snape and Shit I Let this Dumbass Kid Into My Mind
Severus Snape and The Eternal Spoiler
Severus Snape and Shit I Hate Snakes

And I think I'm tapped out.

[–]jkimtrolling 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

And now from Voldemorts side! (or Tom riddle?)

[–]EditorialComplex 429ポイント430ポイント  (9子コメント)

Tom Marvolo Riddle and You Would Not Believe How Terrible this Turban Smells
Tom Marvolo Riddle and Fuck You That Was My Second Favorite Snake
Tom Marvolo Riddle and Why Did it Have to be my Shitty Servant Who Came Back
Tom Marvolo Riddle and Guess Who's Back Motherfuckers
Tom Marvolo Riddle and This Kid is Really Starting to Piss Me Off
Tom Marvolo Riddle and Dumbledore More Like Dumbledead Amirite
Tom Marvolo Riddle and Fuck All You Fucking Fuckers

[–]jkimtrolling 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

Hahah bra-vo

We need to go deeper

Hmm..not sure if this one will work: from Mr. Weasley's perspective?

edit: Wait, no! Draco makes more sense!

[–]techtechvpi 106ポイント107ポイント  (2子コメント)

Draco Malfoy and the Dick Didn't Shake My Hand

Draco Malfoy and My Awesome New Broom

Draco Malfoy and My Father Will Hear About This

Draco Malfoy and Fuck That Teacher Just Fucking Turned Me Into a Fucking Ferret

Draco Malfoy and Oh Shit Just Got Real

Draco Malfoy and Fuck I Can't Do This Shit Myself

Draco Malfoy and Seriously I'm Done With This Shit Can We Go Home Already

[–]Bbfnn 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck My Super Famous Friend Now Sleeps With My Sister

[–]Flomo420 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ronald Weasley and Aww Fuck I've Been Sleeping With an Old Guy This Whole Time

I haven't seen or read any of the series but that sounds like one hell of a plot twist.

[–]EditorialComplex 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

In the world of Harry Potter there are wizards who can study exceptionally difficult magic to shapeshift into animals.

Ron Weasley's family has an old pet rat that he takes to school with him.

In the third book it's revealed that the pet rat was actually a shapeshifted wizard who'd supported the big bad guy years before and everyone thought was dead this whole time.

[–]Neocrasher 119ポイント120ポイント  (12子コメント)

Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Saves The Day
Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Saves The Day
Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Saves The Day
Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Saves The Day
Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Saves The Day
Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Gets Schoolwork Advice from an Old Book
Ron Weasley and My Hero Friend Marries My Sister

[–]mr-pratfall 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Colin Creevey Makes a Friend

Colin Creevey and the Following of Instructions

Colin Creevey and Little Brothers, Am I Right?

Colin Creevey and the Order of the Phoenix

Colin Creevey and the Not Sure if He's in this One

Colin Creevey's Bad Day

[–]PINIPF 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Colin Creevey's Bad Day

Colin Creevey's Bad Fur Day

[–]Patati 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Neville Longbottom and the Full Body-Bind Curse

Neville Longbottom and the year in the background

Neville Longbottom and the strugle with the password

Neville Longbottom and the book that could have helped Harry Potter

Neville Longbottom and the disarming charm

Neville Longbottom and the loony girl

Neville Longbottom and the beheading of the serpent

Well, I tried...

[–]venividivci 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hermione Granger And Why Am I Still Looking Out For These Two Dudes?

[–]suslik83 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Draco Malfoy and This Idiot Who's More Popular Than Me

Draco Malfoy and This Idiot is Better at Quidditch Than Me

Draco Malfoy and That Time I Faked an Injury and Got Popular

Draco Malfoy and Some Jerk Turned Me Into a Ferret

Draco Malfoy and the Time I Got That Idiot in Trouble

Draco Malfoy and I'm Finally Important but I Might Die

Draco Malfoy and I'm Tired

[–]HeartDenko 82ポイント83ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hermione's story was underdone probably because she was Muggleborn so Harry wasn't as interested. He met Ron whose life had been magical the whole time and looked at Hermione and was like "Cool. Dentists. I'm on that magic shit now sooo..."

[–]jmerridew124 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

I choose to believe she is Matilda.

[–]pigi5 55ポイント56ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some serious cliffhanger that would be if told from her parent's perspective. At some random point they just never mention her name again and only talk about regular, everyday things.

[–]vorin 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was surprised that no one had mentioned this! Unless it was from their pov from the beginning, then she wouldn't be part of the story at all.

[–]TheWalkingManiac 174ポイント175ポイント  (45子コメント)

If you wanted an 'Ender's Shadow' type of story, wouldn't making Neville the protagonist make more sense? Considering he's pretty much Harry's Shadow up until he pulls the sword out of the Sorting Hat.

[–]47Ronin 35ポイント36ポイント  (8子コメント)

Given the massive amount of Harry Potter fan fiction out there, I'm sure someone has made the attempt, but I'd love to read a good alternate story where Neville is the Chosen One. I kind of see a world in where Neville's parents die and he is adopted by one of the other Order members (someone we recognize -- Lupin? Moody? Someone wholly unfit to raise a child), Harry (whose parents lived) bullies him, and Neville has to deal with all of the shit Harry had to deal with except he's much more introverted and afraid.

[–]CptES 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'd love to read a good alternate story where Neville is the Chosen One.

There's no lack of them in fanfiction, though your definition of "good" may vary.

[–]mrducky78 73ポイント74ポイント  (29子コメント)

Nah bruh, its all about that Dobby perspective. Or Hedwig.

[–]sprogger 1029ポイント1030ポイント  (521子コメント)

[–]Howard_Johnson 773ポイント774ポイント  (414子コメント)

If hufflepuff is where they send the gingers it must be a miracle the weasels stayed out.

[–]the_unix 490ポイント491ポイント  (406子コメント)

If you look at the sorting hat song in book 4 or 5, he says :

Slytherin is for pure-bloods ( in book 1 I think it also included crafty and underhanded people ).

Gryfindor is for brave and courageous people

Ravenclaw is for smart and clever people

Hufflepuff is for people who are neither pure-blooded, crafty, brave or smart.

[–]failbears 387ポイント388ポイント  (127子コメント)

Words associated with Slytherin are ambition, cunning, fraternity, leadership, and power.

Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, pretty much.

Hufflepuff is associated with hard work, fairness, friendliness, and loyalty, though the books make them sound like rejects from the other houses.

Overall, the desire to be in one house can be more important than what someone actually embodies at the moment.

[–]largebrandon 135ポイント136ポイント  (17子コメント)

I'd imagine hufflepuff to be full of fat and jolly people

[–]ZoZferatu 139ポイント140ポイント  (7子コメント)

Santa was a hufflepuff

[–]420shadesofgreen 47ポイント48ポイント  (2子コメント)

Santa enslaves countless numbers of elves while getting away with only working one night a year

Santa commits animal cruelty by forcing enchanted reindeer to haul his fat ass around

Santa was a Slytherin

[–]Derised 79ポイント80ポイント  (6子コメント)

Hufflepuff is full of people brave enough to try to convince the hat where to put them, smart enough to realize that it's stupid to get put in the house full of dark wizards, and cunning enough to want to go to the house nobody expects.

Spoiler: Hufflepuff secretly rules the wizarding world.

[–]TiberiCorneli 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not really a secret

[–]RottenDeadite 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Serious question: is this some kind of hidden ultra deep HP lore or something?

[–]gravyrobberz 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their common room is located right near the kitchens...

[–]Ossalot 247ポイント248ポイント  (54子コメント)

the books make them sound like rejects from the other houses.

That's because they embody qualities that aren't appealing to teenagers. Since the books are written from the point of view of a teenager who's not the sharpest stick in the box (much as I love Harry, he can be pretty thick), that's how the Hufflepuffs are viewed : boring. But of course, when you grow up you realize the Hufflepuff qualities are actually great and the sort that lasting relationships are built on. They're like the kids in school who have understood that being popular really isn't that big a deal. Everybody else thinks they're uninteresting and dumb but they can see what's really important.

edit : http://i.imgur.com/TiBqnsf.gif

[–]Omnimark 124ポイント125ポイント  (21子コメント)

Samwise Gamgee is the Hufflepuff paragon.

[–]Ossalot 38ポイント39ポイント  (12子コメント)

He totally is. He's also the best character in Lord Of The Rings, in my opinion. :)

[–]BrotherClear 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great example of a Hufflepuff hero.

[–]skwrl71 176ポイント177ポイント  (18子コメント)

Found the Hufflepuffer.

[–]Ossalot 51ポイント52ポイント  (15子コメント)

I was actually sorted into Ravenclaw on Pottermore.

[–]NotAWizardHagrid 90ポイント91ポイント  (14子コメント)

If you ever did anything to be sorted into a Harry Potter house you are probably a Hufflepuffler

[–]CatoMagnaCarta 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is what has bothered me at times. I get the impression I would end up in Ravenclaw but I'd hate having to go through a riddle every time. I'd probably end up in Hufflepuff instead because I'm more content being around people that have my back covered, and like to chat, than be in a group of boffins.

[–]PasDeDeux 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

You might ask yourself: would you rather be the most clever hufflepuff or the most affable ravenclaw?

Being the smartest person you know can get tiring, as can being around incessant pedants.

[–]furtivepigmyso 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

though the books make them sound like rejects from the other houses.

What other source could be more reliable?

[–]OrganicEarlGrey 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's interesting how it sort of breaks down into a feudal-esque structure, even though there's no explicit hierarchy

Slytherin - Aristocrats / Nobility

Ravenclaw - Intellectual Elite

Gryffindor - Either the military or middle class/gentry

Hufflepuff - Working class (ethic values hard work and loyalty)

I also haven't read the books and have watched about 1/3-2/3rds of each movie, so I dont' really know what I'm talking about.

[–]omnilynx 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, it's based on traditional English boarding schools, which in turn were based on Victorian society, which had its ultimate roots in English feudalism.

[–]borisyeltsin2 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

Cmon guys.

Hufflepuff is clearly the stoner house. Its not that hard to notice.

[–]chillwombat 12ポイント13ポイント  (21子コメント)

By your description, Harry doesn't fit to Slytherin at all, yet the sorting hat thought differently.

[–]Tobacco- 54ポイント55ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's because he had part of Voldemort's soul in him.

[–]stereoma 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah because, spoiler alert, he had a part of the soul of the last remaining descendant of Salazar Slytherin himself inside his body. Slytherin would have encouraged the darkness in Harry.

[–]IronV2 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

I would say Harry is cunning, a leader and powerful. I would say he doesn't lack ambition and no way to know about fraternity

[–]TGE0 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would say the fraternity aspect ties into his being an orphan, and looking for that type of bond or family.

[–]SeaLegs 619ポイント620ポイント  (104子コメント)

Hufflepuff is where they send the pot heads. It's called Huffle puff for a reason.

[–]Rhodie114 142ポイント143ポイント  (14子コメント)

Not to mention their head of house is the herbology professor, and their symbol is a badger.

[–]Xanthostemon 77ポイント78ポイント  (13子コメント)

What does a badger have to do with things?

[–]MonteAlban 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't give a fuck.

[–]CaveatsByDrizzle 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A FUCK

[–]FreshPrince3430 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Badgers are at a constant [10]

[–]farceur318 287ポイント288ポイント  (64子コメント)

And their house is right above the kitchen. I think at one point the books mention that Hufflepuff students are known to sneak into the kitchen at night and steal rolls and other food.

Edit: I would seriously like to read a book or series that was just the entire Harry Potter saga told from the point of view of a group of Hufflepuff students. It would just be a bunch of scenes of kids eating junkfood and trying to figure out how to get away with the fact that they forgot to do their homework, with periodic safety assemblies every so often when some Gryffindor kid gets his ass killed during some big civil war conflict that the Hufflepuff kids vaguely remember hearing about on the wizard news. (Sample dialogue: "Hey, didn't that Cedric dude used to live here? Where the hell has he been? I call dibs on his chocolate frogs!")

[–]blokeski 97ポイント98ポイント  (33子コメント)

Except Cedric Diggory - the champion chosen by the Goblet of Fire - was a Hufflepuff.

Hufflepuffs seem to the be the most misunderstood house. In the battle of Hogwarts, the Gryffindors numbered the most, seconded by the Hufflepuffs.

Source - read it on the net somewhere.

[–]lurker628 60ポイント61ポイント  (7子コメント)

"The Slytherin table was completely deserted, but a fair number of older Ravenclaws remained seated while their fellows filed out; even more Hufflepuffs stayed behind, and half of Gryffindor remained in their seats, necessitating Professor McGonagall's descent from the teachers' platform to chivvy the underage on their way."

DH, US hardcover, p.610-611.

[–]gravyrobberz 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

I always liked Hufflepuff as a house because it seemed like when the kids are sorted, they get this idea that they need to be these characteristics that their house encompasses, which could affect how they grow up and who they become. In Hufflepuff it's just like 'work hard and don't be a dick' so the kids aren't tacked down by what their house and peers expect.

[–]pomporn 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Exactly. They're 11 when they're sorted. The Sorting Hat is one of the biggest influences on Hogwarts kids, if not the biggest.

[–]HowdyDoodlyDoo 36ポイント37ポイント  (8子コメント)

Also, we're getting a trilogy where the main character is a Hufflepuff.

[–]KulaanDoDinok 50ポイント51ポイント  (52子コメント)

Hermione belonged in Ravenclaw, then.

[–]XSplain 157ポイント158ポイント  (14子コメント)

I think that was part of her character arc. She outwardly seemed to be prime Ravenclaw material, but in the end, as smart as she was, it was her courage that really defined her.

She had plenty of small moments where she just charged headfirst or took the situation by the horns. Hermoine had guts.

[–]Ossalot 35ポイント36ポイント  (12子コメント)

Like stealing from Snape's private store during a class, in their second year.

[–]IronV2 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

even in the first book going through the devil's snare took bravery and brains

[–]Ossalot 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

Also in the first book, taking the blame for the troll incident. I don't think I would have had the guts.

[–]PaintByLetters 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

I don't know how you guys have the memory for this stuff. Maybe I should reread the entire series.

[–]lurker628 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things - friendship and bravery - and -..." (SS, US paperback, p.287).

"But if it matters to you, you'll be able to choose Gryffindor over Slytherin. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account." (DH, US hardcover, p.758).

[–]sean490 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not necessarily she's smart AND brave, so like Harry she can choose where she belongs

[–]maculae 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

The sorting hat considered it for a bit but ultimately put her in Gryffindor. I think she says that in OotP when a Ravenclaw asked her about it after handing out the notification galleons.

[–]lurker628 49ポイント50ポイント  (2子コメント)

"How come you're not in Ravenclaw?" [Terry Boot] demanded, staring at Hermione with something close to wonder. "With brains like yours?"

"Well, the Sorting Hat did seriously consider putting me in Ravenclaw during my Sorting," said Hermione brightly, "but it decided on Gryffindor in the end."

OotP, US hardcover, p.399

[–]NoFunInBand 39ポイント40ポイント  (13子コメント)

There's always a bunch of spats in the Harry Potter community on who really belonged in which house, but people forget the key part of the hat: It puts you in the house whose attributes you personally value the most, rather than what you actually are. In Sorcerer's Stone Hermione basically says "who needs brains when you have bravery and friendship yada yada yada" at the end. Bam, Gryffindor. Then there is Wormtail who had no bravery at all and no business being in Gryffindor, but he practically worshiped James and Sirius.

[–]HeartDenko 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

Hermione wanted to be in Gryffindor. She said so on the train ride. So, that's probably the deciding factor since she could be in either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, just as Harry was a fit for both Gryffindor and Slytherin. Ron was the perfect Gryffindor of the trio, no question.

[–]footinmymouth 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hufflepuff is about hard work. Digory was top pick for wizards cup, remember.

The movies deffffff made it feel like a rejects house though.

[–]A_WASP_ATE_MY_DICK 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

I am actually in the process of reading the books now, and I was shocked when the book literally said that hufflepuff is just for "everyone else". Like what a punch to the dick to get sorted into hufflepuff.

[–]Kuwait_Drive_Yards 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

From what I'm reading in this thread (no being read in the mythos), they would have just shrugged and gotten on with the business of being decent human beings.

[–]WildVariety 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

hufflepuff is about not being the best at something, but working hard for it. Cedric was a hufflepuff, after all.

[–]shannidel 12ポイント13ポイント  (44子コメント)

what is the difference between smart and clever...

[–]LurkerPower 109ポイント110ポイント  (19子コメント)

INT vs WIS

[–]KillPyrite 128ポイント129ポイント  (14子コメント)

INT is knowing Frankenstein isn't the Monster, WIS is knowing that Frankenstein is the Monster *monster.

[–]blokeski 45ポイント46ポイント  (16子コメント)

Smart is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Clever is knowing you don't put them in fruit salads.

[–]Lampmonster1 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

A clever man can put a round peg in a square hole, a wise man recognizes that it doesn't belong there.

[–]Poopster46 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

A DECENT MAN RESPECTS THE WISH OF THE ROUND PEG TO BE PUT IN THE SQUARE HOLE WITHOUT JUDGING IT!

[–]Kuwait_Drive_Yards 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

More atrocities of the pegtriarchy...

[–]Rethguals 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

A smart person knows theory, and a clever person knows practice.

[–]Gnalmex 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah, it says that Hufflepuff teaches "the lot" which means that Hufflepuff consists of people where no particular of the attributes stands out, so they have people who are well balanced.

[–]Broseff_Stalin 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

So Hufflepuff is like only getting accepted to your safety school when applying for college.

[–]Kresbot 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

if hufflepuff is where they send the ginger hermione's im dying my hair

[–]mrbooze 79ポイント80ポイント  (6子コメント)

But that Slytherin doesn't look like OP's Slytherin? WHICH SLYTHERIN IS REAL???

[–]grantthejester 128ポイント129ポイント  (20子コメント)

[–]xlink16x 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL Hermione is still hot with cross eyes.

[–]the_unix 53ポイント54ポイント  (16子コメント)

I was gonna say the same for slytherin, they are inbred to keep the lines pure.

[–]darktask 10ポイント11ポイント  (10子コメント)

Are crossed eyes due to inbreeding? I know it's genetic, but I haven't heard about it being related to inbreeding

[–]lurker628 351ポイント352ポイント  (34子コメント)

A pureblood wouldn't wear a half-windsor.

[–]smithsp86 208ポイント209ポイント  (30子コメント)

That's a four-in-hand. A half-windsor is more symmetric.

[–]lurker628 66ポイント67ポイント  (20子コメント)

I'll readily admit that I wasn't familiar with a four-in-hand, but full (aka double) vs half windsor.
Full windsors are symmetric. Half-windsors (and, apparently, four-in-hands) aren't, though now that I've seen a four-in-hand, I can't really tell the difference.

[–]CMJGL 68ポイント69ポイント  (14子コメント)

That's a weird diagram. My half windsors are entirely symmetric, they don't look anything like a four-in-hand. http://imgur.com/3qakwGO

[–]Narrenschifff 63ポイント64ポイント  (5子コメント)

A half windsor looks like a four-in-hand if you pull the shit out of it instead of neatly putting it together

[–]CMJGL 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

Hahahahaha so true People underestimate how much a knot can change based on the thickness/material of the tie and how tight you pull the knot. I'm also a fan of smoothing it out before you finish the knot so there's no crease in the middle, I think it looks cleaner.

[–]straydog1980 294ポイント295ポイント  (18子コメント)

I'd slytherin to her chamber of secrets.

[–]WhiteSmoke420 80ポイント81ポイント  (13子コメント)

She can parsel tongue my snake any day...am I reaching here?

[–]KerialSiller 116ポイント117ポイント  (10子コメント)

Um.

Wand

[–]coredumperror 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

[–]S1mplejax 118ポイント119ポイント  (27子コメント)

Honestly, at some point malfoy needed a hot little bitchy girlfriend from slytherin. Dude is handsome as hell and the heir to the dark throne. Then hermione could've destroyed her after years of torment about being a mudblood.

[–]giantrubberduckofdoo 127ポイント128ポイント  (18子コメント)

He did, her name is Pansy Parkinson

[–]trippyelephants 67ポイント68ポイント  (12子コメント)

not that hot in the movies

[–]giantrubberduckofdoo 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kinda depends on which actress you're referring to, but they did try to make her look more like a bitch in the movies.

[–]akci 63ポイント64ポイント  (2子コメント)

Imagine if they got Myranda from game of thrones.

I know everyone hated her, but I thought she was hot.

[–]Themanwithoutneed 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

We may have hated her, but also appreciated that she was hot as fuck.

[–]S1mplejax 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I fully expected someone to tell me I just forgot. It's been a bit since I've seen the movies.

[–]giantrubberduckofdoo 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

And in your defense, she was really a much more prominent character in the books. In the movies she's portrayed by three different actresses because she's so unimportant. But Rowling did describe her as the "anti-Hermione"

[–]awesomeificationist 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Plus it would have led to some fantastic lesbian fanfics

[–]Venti_PCP_Latte 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

10/10 would bang upon 18-year age verification with photo ID and article of mail showing proof of residence

[–]isogram 29ポイント30ポイント  (14子コメント)

Why couldn't a pureblood Slytherin be blonde?

[–]smithsp86 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Somehow I don't think a house full of people as pretentious as Slytherin would permit the use of a four-in-hand knot.

[–]jesmurf 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pureblood slytherin Hermione has the potential to be worse than Voldemort

[–]abraksis747 14ポイント15ポイント  (23子コメント)

Well Slytherin can't be All bad....

[–]IAm_ThePumpkinKing 51ポイント52ポイント  (21子コメント)

It was always weird that Gorge and Fred weren't Slytherin. I mean they are cunning, cleaver and devious. It would make more sense for them to be Slytherin then Griffendor. And it would have make for a better read to have some loveable characters in Slytherin.

[–]Banshee90 42ポイント43ポイント  (7子コメント)

yeah I think the slytherin being baddies is just bad writing in my opinion. There had to be a few more Snapes and also a few more Pettigrews.

[–]Toribor 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

I agree, I think JKR notes a lot of historically good Slytherin's, but pretty much every single one that directly interacts with the plot in any way is a huge jackass. She needed some strong calculating INTJ personalities with some heroic tendencies. Harry dumb-lucks his way through a lot of his adventures, at least one or two Slytherin's that can mentally out-maneuver their evil cliche peers and save the day would have been great.

[–]jlitwinka 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was fun for the first and second book when they were younger. But towards the end having the entire house be evil was just lazy.

[–]Phronux 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly! I like to believe that Slytherin was just another house, supporting different values, like cleverness, majesty and common sense, but not evilness.

[–]koeleskab 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think the hat first checks for behavior when shit hits the fan (stepping up or self-presrevation) then checks lower tiers and filling out a checklist. In the end, they checked more Gryffindoor boxes, much like how Neville fit Gryffindoor despite being and obvious Hufflepuff for 5 years.