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[–]SpecialAgentPotato 1423ポイント1424ポイント  (65子コメント)

80% of my friends. They've become very different people that I now no longer wish to mingle with, yet I feel like shit for not catching up with them.

[–]ZackSam 205ポイント206ポイント  (15子コメント)

I am on the same page with my friends back home. We've just gone different directions, them having stayed home for uni while I went away. Just recently I made the decision to give up the gun. Hanging out with em just made me feel more and more isolated.

[–]soaringent 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

This is my exact feeling. Damn. I'm glad other people think this too. I went away for school and my friends just changed. I don't feel bad for not catching up with them because of it. They know all about me during high school and just think I'm the same person.

[–]Voldy_VadarMistress 31ポイント32ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm right there with you. Only recently did I realize my "friends" are terrible. So I've stopped making any effort to stay in contact with them. Now I am much happier and have so much more time for studying and doing things I want to do! Going places alone is fantastic as well.

[–]BlueHighwindz 1832ポイント1833ポイント  (78子コメント)

End notes. They're the world's biggest pain in the ass and writers who use them are assholes. Put the notes at the bottom of the page. Footnotes > endnotes. Every time.

[–]Alphachicken 346ポイント347ポイント  (14子コメント)

Some of my kindle books have endnotes. I have to maneuver my giant thumbs to hit the little asterisk to bring me to the end note, then I have to tap the screen in the exact right place so it brings up the back button without turning the page, otherwise im screwed and have to navigate back to the page I was on manually.

Its the worrrrrrssssssst.

[–]Blugentoo2therevenge 2121ポイント2122ポイント  (97子コメント)

Extreme ends of the parenting scale. Don't be over involved, but don't be totally absent. Where did the middle go?

[–]Blizzerac 1132ポイント1133ポイント  (31子コメント)

Damn minmaxers ruining everything

[–]Trehosk 244ポイント245ポイント  (25子コメント)

They are the average, the average never gets attention like they should

[–]dakeyjake 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

My parents were pretty protective in my adolescent/early teen years, but once I turned 16 they started laying off. They let me make a lot of my own decisions, but made me accept the consequences if I made the wrong ones. I have a really good relationship with my parents, and I can credit that to the way I was raised. They were pretty strict, but they were fair, and now that I look back I realize how beneficial that was to me. A lot of my former friends grew up to be pretty shitty people, and I'm glad my parents had me distance myself from them.

My parents are not without faults, but they're pretty damn good people, and they've acknowledged the things that they did wrong and we've collectively moved on.

[–]99and1halfdays 3928ポイント3929ポイント  (132子コメント)

Those people that are inherently bad people but always have the good luck and get away with everything and yet when i try to be bad, i get caught just for thinking about it.

[–]EaterOfFood 1110ポイント1111ポイント  (31子コメント)

Life isn't fair. I just wish it would be unfair in my favor every now and then.

[–]WorstBardEver 137ポイント138ポイント  (8子コメント)

The people that are constantly being bad have practice and know how to get away with it. If you hardly ever even think of doing anything bad, it's no wonder you get caught when you do occasionally do it.

[–]BendoverOR 699ポイント700ポイント  (25子コメント)

The use of the word "hack" in place of "tip." 12 organizing hacks. 7 roadtrip hacks. 3 cooking hacks. Its not a hack. Its a tip. We're not disabling the buildings security system, we're trying to not burn the meatloaf.

[–]Darkleptomaniac 132ポイント133ポイント  (5子コメント)

To add to this when someone says their friend "hacked" their Facebook and posted a status, no they fucking didn't hack anything, you left your phone unlocked and they simply posted it from your phone.

[–]PineapplefullofSTD 646ポイント647ポイント  (34子コメント)

Cheesy relationships when they post everything on social media

[–]ayechrissy 266ポイント267ポイント  (17子コメント)

I was told not long ago that people who constantly post about how great their relationships usually the ones with the worst ones, since they feel the need to prove it. Have been paying attention since then and it definitely holds true.

Now I feel a little bad for them more than anything.

[–]Mondonodo 2212ポイント2213ポイント  (182子コメント)

Fishing for compliments, especially on social media. Somebody (who probably doesn't believe they're ugly) posts a selfie with the caption "Wow I'm so ugly". People come and compliment them, since they're legitimately not ugly (and probably don't really, truly think that in the first place), and they get tons of compliments.

I know people who legitimately think they're ugly, and they actually don't post selfies.

Of course, I guess there's a line between being self-deprecating for laughs and being self-deprecating for compliments.

EDIT: I will say that I'm kind of against the "agree with them/tell them they're ugly" behavior, since that only makes their self-esteem worse, so they fish for more compliments, continuing the cycle. Also, /u/Instantcoffees brings up a good point in saying that they could use a compliment if they're fishing for one. I know that feeling, but I still dislike the fishing behavior, so I guess me and my awkward ass will be paying people more compliments.

EDIT 2: Alright. I really want to delete this comment, but I won't. I will say that I still dislike the behavior, but the sentiment behind it is understandable. I think the mentality/mentalities that all attractive people are completely secure about their appearance, and that anyone who considers themselves ugly will never post a selfie are both narrow-minded. I meant this comment innocently enough, but at this point I realize that it's less of a black-and-white type of thing. It's more nuanced than that, because people are more nuanced than that.

[–]ItsaMe_Rapio 790ポイント791ポイント  (30子コメント)

Oh wow, that's actually really clever. I wish I could be smart enough to come up with something like that :-(

[–]Mondonodo 733ポイント734ポイント  (20子コメント)

No no no, you're sooooo clever, don't ever think for a second you're not smart, wow you're just a genius, you're waaaay smarter than me, wow.

/s

[–]Scrappy_Larue 194ポイント195ポイント  (15子コメント)

Related to this is Vaguebooking - fishing for attention. A post like "Oh this is horrible," with no explanation.

[–]radpandaparty 198ポイント199ポイント  (13子コメント)

I used to do this 1st-2nd grade until my teacher told me to knock it off.

Edit:

Ex: "Hey Sarah I really like your art project, it looks way better than mine" I would always say shit like this.

[–]pyroSeven 184ポイント185ポイント  (3子コメント)

For a second there I thought you posted selfies when you were in first grade.

[–]DescendsTheBlade 136ポイント137ポイント  (24子コメント)

(Spends two hours perfecting makeup)
(Posts selfie)
"OMG YOURE SOOOO PRETTY! <3"
"No I'm noooooooooot. :( "

[–]ChirishFriendo 1016ポイント1017ポイント  (72子コメント)

People who create their own problems and then bitch about it.

My friend has bitched and moaned for five years about being single, but then whenever any man approaches her, she either writes him off immediately or pretends to be disinterested. Then, she has a meltdown via text at the guy within a few weeks of meeting him that he isn't taking enough initiative. She's surprised that her method hasn't worked and keeps doing the same thing to different people and expects her friends to be her emotional crutch through her repeated failures.

[–]Spookychilies 101ポイント102ポイント  (17子コメント)

Ugh. I have a friend similar to your friend. She says she doesn't want a relationship, but then majorly freak out when the guy doesn't take an interest in her beyond sex. She'd be like, "I only want to be friends with benefits?! Why does he keep mentioning that he doesn't want to be in a relationship?!" Then she gets mad whenever I point out that her actions strongly imply that she really wants a relationship.

[–]ibagwithswag814 2083ポイント2084ポイント  (75子コメント)

A group of slow walking people

[–]ajee_seiji 501ポイント502ポイント  (36子コメント)

Especially when they feel the need to walk shoulder-to-shoulder across the breadth of the sidewalk.

[–]killing_time_at_work 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's even worse if you're walking in opposite directions. They see you, but don't make room for you to pass. They expect you step off the sidewalk and into street. Arghh.

[–]allycakes 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

In those cases, I will generally run into them. I stick to one side of the sidewalk when walking, giving people enough room to walk by on the other side and if you won't extend that same courtesy to me, then fuck you.

There is obviously an exception to this rule with children.

[–]nibbletits 4571ポイント4572ポイント  (308子コメント)

Its not a secret but people who video the homeless while giving them a big mac because they want facebook likes, them people can fuck right off.

[–]Avatar_Yung-Thug 659ポイント660ポイント  (85子コメント)

In Judaism, the greatest deed you can do for someone else is an anonymous one without hope or intention of receiving thanks, recognition, or anything in return.

EDIT: okay, I'm not sure if I came across as saying that Judaism is the only faith that has this or something, but I've gotten like 3 or 4 comments saying that this is the same in Islam and maybe two saying the same for Christianity. Are you guys just not reading the other comments here?

[–]4clockGauge 1216ポイント1217ポイント  (112子コメント)

These are the kind of people I hate the most. The idea is that you do kind acts to make someone's day better, not to earn the recognition or adulation of your friends. I hate people that share their charitable deeds with everyone else, they are the scum of the earth.

EDIT: I think that doing this sort of thing is really a form of narcissism, and parallel to this humility is my favourite quality in a person.

EDIT 2: In a fit of rage I wrote that these people are the scum of the earth, maybe they aren't, but I hate the act itself.

[–]Cloveny 464ポイント465ポイント  (51子コメント)

Does it really matter though? I mean it'd be better if they legitimately were charitable people who wanted to help humanity but doing something nice is still nice even if you do it for some weird scumbag reason.

[–]techniforus 617ポイント618ポイント  (66子コメント)

People who support band-aid solutions. It won't fix anything, just mask symptoms, but it steals motivation from a real solution and makes them feel smug about doing something.

[–]Headkicker123 439ポイント440ポイント  (38子コメント)

Yeah man. Bandaids dont fix bullet holes. I wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? :D

[–]RoachForHonour 981ポイント982ポイント  (405子コメント)

Parents who give their children alternative spellings of names to be "unique".

Keyrun? I think you mean Keiran. That's the worst example I've ever actually come across in my life, but the internet is full of worse.

[–]blightedfire 295ポイント296ポイント  (24子コメント)

Quevanne. (Kevin)

[–]ReadingRainbowSix 192ポイント193ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hate you for making me have to read this written this way.

[–]zerro_4 87ポイント88ポイント  (5子コメント)

Que'Vanne, Elven ambassador from the Verdan Highlands

Seems better with an extraneous apostrophe and some RPG/Fantasy background.

[–]Bitch_Cassidy 534ポイント535ポイント  (36子コメント)

And then they get indignant when you can't spell or pronounce it. "NO! It's D-J-I-N-Y-P-H-U-R! JENNIFER!

[–]lbeaty1981 896ポイント897ポイント  (55子コメント)

I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

[–]adudenamedLindsay 318ポイント319ポイント  (72子コメント)

My stepsister is pregnant, and if it's a girl, she wants to name the kid Khorynah instead of Corina.

[–]yagottaseethebaby 169ポイント170ポイント  (14子コメント)

Recently met a kid named "Macks."

Max. Your child's name is Max.

[–]Elylden 148ポイント149ポイント  (15子コメント)

I have a student whose name is Zaiidarian. How am I supposed to teach a little kid to spell that? Even he knows his name doesn't make sense.

[–]-Mountain-King- 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

The worst part is that I have to make am effort to not blame the kid.

[–]Princess_Honey_Bunny 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

My mom is a teacher in the Bronx NY. She sees this every year and the worst part is they wernt trying to be Unique. Theyre mostly non-english speaking immigrants who wanted to give their children english names but had no idea how to spell it. Rather than ask, or look it up you end up with a girl called Amanda spelled Eymandia.

[–]CSseduction 396ポイント397ポイント  (24子コメント)

Someone else already mentioned slow walkers, but I would say, more generally, people who lack spatial awareness in public. Like, someone in a store takes three steps backwards because they're trying to look at something, but they don't even realize there's someone standing right behind them. Ugh.

[–]Phreakiture 1076ポイント1077ポイント  (112子コメント)

Titles of works (literary, film, theatre, whatever) that contain a possessive, e.g. William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet as the title of the film with Leonardo DeCaprio.

I make an exception for a possessive that is in reference to a character, e.g. Ferris Beuler's Day Off.

I get really bothered by it when a title has two possessives in a row, or a possessive followed by an article (definite or indefinite), e.g. Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protectin or Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas or Stephen King's The Langoliers.

There is no rational basis for this, it just bothers me.

Edit: So this is now my highest-rated comment. Interesting.

[–]nomadic_rhubarb 553ポイント554ポイント  (39子コメント)

How do you feel about Ruth's Chris Steakhouse?

[–]Seanay-B 813ポイント814ポイント  (23子コメント)

What the fuck is this name I hate it

[–]aquahol 426ポイント427ポイント  (15子コメント)

I've always wondered that too, so I just looked it up. Tl;dr: Guy named Chris opens steakhouse (Chris Steak House). Business isn't so good, is purchased by a single mother named Ruth. Original location burns down, Ruth relocates to new location she had just signed lease on, but is not allowed to use the original name. So for continuity's sake, she named it "Ruth's Chris Steak House." She later admitted that she hates the name.

[–]fuqdasystem 1071ポイント1072ポイント  (94子コメント)

People who snap their fingers at me to get my attention. I just find it so condensendingly rude, just call my name or tap my shoulder.

[–]Ralston_Cove 319ポイント320ポイント  (10子コメント)

It is rude, I agree. my mother did this all through my childhood so I thought it was normal behavior.

Then I did it to a 'strong black woman' (I was a pasty white teen from the suburbs).

Yeah.... I kicked that habit pretty damn quick.

[–]fuqdasystem 139ポイント140ポイント  (7子コメント)

My mom is considered a "strong black woman" and did the same throughout my childhood too. Although I never liked it and once I grew old enough, I told her to stop and respectfully never to do that to me again.

[–]blightedfire 60ポイント61ポイント  (5子コメント)

I simply don't respond to them. It's funnier that way.

[–]morphine_wakeup 794ポイント795ポイント  (46子コメント)

Attention seeking FB posts. Or when people post some BS glurg from tumblr that just couldn't possibly be true if they thought about it.

Every time I go through the same process.

I get internally frustrated.

I decide I'm going to say something to point out their error or the egregious pointlessness of their post.

I type out a witty response that would cut them to ribbons.

I sigh and realise I'm being a douche and delete the reply without posting it.

I let it go and scroll down.

Repeat.

[–]Gneissisnice 295ポイント296ポイント  (18子コメント)

The Facebook posts that bug me the most are the ones that are aggressively whiny without actually saying anything. Like:

"Omg you just can't trust people nowadays. People suck, it's disgusting how someone you thought of as a friend could backstab you. I hate everybody"

Then people ask what's wrong and they're like "oh it's nothing, I don't want to talk about it".

[–]sthomps300064143 3151ポイント3152ポイント  (144子コメント)

I'm not so sure this is secret but when people post those super tramatic pictures of tramatic ailments and say "this girl is beautiful. Share if you agree". Nope. I feel bad for that person and their family but they aren't beautiful.

[–]DAT_CANKLE 1182ポイント1183ポイント  (35子コメント)

Or those dang pictures where it's like "I'm 100 years old today! Can I get a hundred likes?"

One that really annoyed me was a picture of a soldier returning home or something and someone had added the text "can this hero get 900k likes for his bravery?!"

Yes, I just ignore them and move on but it annoys me immensely.

[–]noydbshield 337ポイント338ポイント  (23子コメント)

I block the sources of that shit. If I get too many from someone I unfollow them (or unfriend them, but some people you keep on your friends list even if they're clowns). I probably have a very impressive block list on Facebook.

[–]GldRush98 187ポイント188ポイント  (18子コメント)

It's the only way to make FB tolerable. I've got probably over 200 pages on my blacklist. 80% of those are probably radio stations.

[–]leppyts 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why is no one in this thread mentioning ad revenue? Many facebook pages like that are making money by manipulating people into promoting their content. That's way fucking worse than any bullshit about whether or not you agree with the sentiment, because the sentiment is like/sharebait.

[–]DeanMac1 290ポイント291ポイント  (19子コメント)

Especially when it's some disease where they're all deformed and are just the ugliest thing and people say they're beutiful.

[–]lolsd123 493ポイント494ポイント  (31子コメント)

People who are optimistic to the extreme about everything, then when I try to say "hey that probably won't work out that well, you should have a backup plan" I suddenly become a depressive negative nancy. Nothing wrong with optimism, but trying to actually be realistic would help.

[–]chumothy 664ポイント665ポイント  (101子コメント)

Entitled customers.

[–]smegma_legs 440ポイント441ポイント  (39子コメント)

YOU'RE PAID TO HELP ME WITH MY ABSURD NEEDS SO JUST GO IN THE BACK AND CHECK FOR THE THING I THOUGHT I MIGHT WANT.

[–]weedonaire 294ポイント295ポイント  (23子コメント)

But sir, we really do not sell Methamphetamine. We're a pharmacy, not a drug store.

[–]procrastinating_nhil 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kinda funny because pharmacies literally sell methamphetamine (desoxyn).

[–]SeaBones 145ポイント146ポイント  (3子コメント)

I love checking the back. 5 minute snack or bathroom break for me. No we don't have that item I definitely looked for.

[–]Seyr 187ポイント188ポイント  (25子コメント)

I'm giving your boss money therefore I have the right to ignore the fact that you're a person with thoughts and dreams. I'm handing you money, I'm paying for a service, therefore I have the right to not say hello or thank you or to even look at you. You're the equivalent of a machine. This is how economy works. It's my right.

Fucking customers.

[–]kalligreat 87ポイント88ポイント  (3子コメント)

Those pictures that say a funny quote and has a picture of a minion or Will Ferrel or Kevin Hart but the person never said the quote.

[–]afireinside30x 1245ポイント1246ポイント  (89子コメント)

People who think I don't know myself. Family members who think my not wanting kids is just a phase. Drives me up the friggin' wall. I've been me for almost thirty years, people, I KNOW MY LIKES AND DISLIKES

[–]AmIWinning 802ポイント803ポイント  (30子コメント)

Ah, you'll grow out of it eventually.

I was like you until I found Jesus. I just saw him hiding in my closet and one thing led to another and well, here I am.

[–]walla_walla_rhubarb 60ポイント61ポイント  (2子コメント)

I used to have a horrible drinking problem, then I found Jesus. I still have a drinking problem, but at least now I have a DD.

[–]atomic_cake 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

The worst response is "You'll change your mind when you have your own children." Like I know I'm not a sociopath and if I was suddenly responsible for some child that appeared out of nowhere I probably would try to be the best mother I could and would love them, but I know that there are also tons of unwanted and unloved children out there that makes this simply untrue for everyone. It's just such a stupid and dangerous mindset to have, to say just take your chances because having kids is what you're supposed to do, without any thought if it's the best thing to do. It's like I'm sorry I'm not a selfish asshole.

[–]zacktheking 253ポイント254ポイント  (9子コメント)

This. No mom, I am sure that I like men. Yes, I'm sure she isn't attractive to me.

[–]Dyesce_ 209ポイント210ポイント  (11子コメント)

I don't hate secretly. I wear my emotions on my sleeve.

[–]toeonly 148ポイント149ポイント  (10子コメント)

Any post on Facebook asking for like and share.

[–]Zoradesu 1819ポイント1820ポイント  (251子コメント)

I'm 17 and I hate it when I see stories of kids who have accomplished so much at a really young age because they have done something with their lives while I sit here in front of my computer screen for several hours a day.

*Edit: Thanks for all the positive comments! I really appreciate all the advice has given me. I really want to respond to every single comment, but there is just too much! I also just realized that this is my highest upvoted comment. Almost a thousand upvotes! That's crazy! I'm happy to tell all of you that recently I have gotten into computer programming and I aim to work in game or app development. Thanks again for the positive comments!

[–]Pyundai 439ポイント440ポイント  (15子コメント)

"Jewish orphan albino trans boy from Nigeria with only one arm accepted into every Ivy League university, full ride, after opening seven charities all around the world for children with the plague. And, he is already a part time electrical engineer!"

[–]IOU-an-upvote 3327ポイント3328ポイント  (442子コメント)

People younger than me who have substantially higher net worth due to their parents money.

Like, they own multiple homes by the time they are mid 20s because they lived at home forever, mom and dad gave them the down payments and their tenants pay for their mortgage. It’s not that they are necessarily bad people for it, but it’s frustrating to work hard and slowly move up while watching others stroll past you with a “this is how it is supposed to be” attitude. Again… not their fault… but fuck them!

EDIT: Thanks for the comments. I don't actually hate these people. Many comments said it best that there is a little bit of resentment that I didn't have it so easy. I already have RESPs set up for my kids to spare them from student loans like I had, so I am planning to do the same sort thing for my kids! It's really the sense of entitlement they 'sometimes' let show that bothers me.. ya know?

[–]chumothy 1581ポイント1582ポイント  (169子コメント)

The ones who have the "I worked really hard for everything I have" attitude are the ones I can't stand.

You didn't work really hard; your parents did. And sometimes, not even them, but their parents.

[–]Arctic_Drunkey 1891ポイント1892ポイント  (69子コメント)

Some people are born on third base and go their whole life thinking they hit a triple.

-Barry Switzer

[–]PussySlaying420King 536ポイント537ポイント  (50子コメント)

I like this quote a lot, and will be using it in the future

-pussyslaying420king

[–]Poem_for_your_sprog 1391ポイント1392ポイント  (43子コメント)

'They're born with a grant and a sweet silver spoon -
They shoot for the stars, but they start on the moon -
They won't understand when you tell them it's true -
They don't think it be like it is but it do.'

[–]__LordNibbler__ 263ポイント264ポイント  (31子コメント)

I hope people hate my descendants in the future for this reason

[–]jdscarface 378ポイント379ポイント  (11子コメント)

Hey man, it is hard work pretending to like your grandparents so you can be included in their will.

[–]Keenanmc001 287ポイント288ポイント  (24子コメント)

People who were dicks/bad people in real life who after they passed away or became deceased, get seen as saints.

EVERYONE suddenly was their best of best friends, recalling "all their memories" on Facebook,Twitter.

Shut up. They were a total douchebag. They treated people like shit, we're completely obsessed with themselves, and looked down on everyone because he was "cool in highschool".

After he OD'd, everyone was in such shock and felt so bad. I kinda feel bad about feeling this way but serves him right. You don't become a good or likeable human being for dying. You should be held responsible for your actions while you lived.

I hate society.

[–]yorkton 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

This went from being a vague statement about people who do this in general to I am talking about a specific person in my life real fast.

[–]truelovemaureen 259ポイント260ポイント  (31子コメント)

people who have to constantly one up everyone else. braggers, people who make commitments and don't fall through let alone text you and let you know.

i don't have good 'friends'

[–]PM_ME_UR_AQUARIUM 61ポイント62ポイント  (6子コメント)

Parents who let their kids run wild in my petstore and squeeze every single squeek-toy I have in stock. When I have 3-4 kids in the store with a toy in each hand, making this terrible cacophony of high pitched noises, I want to find their parents and put them a cage with my most violent hamster and watch it bite their fingers so hard...

[–]camperblocked 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

Advertisements on radio or tv that have children singing. Hate that. Mention it to someone and the think you're the anti-christ

[–]Rasterbator 132ポイント133ポイント  (16子コメント)

Parents who say their kid is now "24 months" old as opposed to 2 years old. Stop the madness.

[–]PretendThisIsAName 1673ポイント1674ポイント  (213子コメント)

Vine. It's the same shitty jokes recycled over and over and for some reason people think it's hilarious.

[–]The_Indifferent 964ポイント965ポイント  (89子コメント)

Yeah man. I used to like Vine a lot until is became "girls be like this, boys be like this" and "white people act like this, black people act like this" same shit over and over.

[–]IAmA_Lannister 992ポイント993ポイント  (67子コメント)

And all of the comments are "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"

[–]no_karma29 717ポイント718ポイント  (33子コメント)

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[–]Wisex 319ポイント320ポイント  (19子コメント)

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[–]iHateReddit_srsly 188ポイント189ポイント  (12子コメント)

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[–]Shackro 192ポイント193ポイント  (11子コメント)

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[–]lurker81 507ポイント508ポイント  (13子コメント)

Sounds like Reddit

[–]WorstBardEver 369ポイント370ポイント  (6子コメント)

"Men of Reddit, what will women never understand?"
"Sometimes men like to daydream, and women never ever ever do that!"

[–]DescendsTheBlade 338ポイント339ポイント  (13子コメント)

VINES BE LIKE
[Quiet intro]
[Person does something unexpected]
OOOOOOHHHHHHH RAAGHAHAGH HHRHHAHAH!!!!!-

OTHER VINES BE LIKE
[nothing happens]
[someone does a shitty dance move]
OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!-

[–]jomelle 295ポイント296ポイント  (9子コメント)

hot Asian chick showing midriff for half a second. 3.2 million revines

Also, young black guys stereotyping the black community. A LOT of that going on.

[–]GaBe141 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE .... WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE ...

100 million followers overnight fml

[–]zanthraxnl 529ポイント530ポイント  (26子コメント)

Reddit. It's the same shitty jokes recycled over and over and for some reason people think it's hilarious.

[–]Benjammin341 406ポイント407ポイント  (18子コメント)

This is ironic because by posting this comment you've continued to repost old jokes used on Reddit over and over.

[–]jamesfishingaccount 80ポイント81ポイント  (9子コメント)

My friend Josh. I mean he's always at my place. We play games and go golfing and all of that, everything is a competitive slug feast. We hate each other so much that we can't stop hanging out because that will give the other guy the satisfaction of never seeing the other guy again.

[–]meinthebox 235ポイント236ポイント  (36子コメント)

When people say something vague off topic so that you ask about it. They might say "This weekend is going to be so cool!" Expecting me to say "Oh yeah what are you going to do?" I always notice them doing it but feel obligated to ask.

[–]aggressive_napkins 163ポイント164ポイント  (7子コメント)

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”

― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

[–]pxerz 77ポイント78ポイント  (12子コメント)

I hate how semicolons are generally considered pretentious. They're such a useful part of grammar yet if I use one then I'm considered an asshole.

[–]Bewarethewulf 75ポイント76ポイント  (13子コメント)

People who look down on other people because of what they're into.

"Ooh, what an idiot! That person loves Beiber!"

"Ooh, that loser reads comics!"

Fuck off! You're not into it, good for you. Why do you have to be a dick to someone who's just trying to enjoy something they like?

[–]B_More_Os 53ポイント54ポイント  (5子コメント)

Escort missions in videogames. Fuck escort missions.

[–]RishikeshJani 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

People who make plans, get me all excited about it and cancel at the last moment. I pretend not to give a fuck, but it really pisses me off when they do that. Argh.

[–]Diabetesh 331ポイント332ポイント  (91子コメント)

Bud or buddy. I can't stand when people call me that cause it feels like they talk down to me like 30-40 something year old dad talking to his 5 year old son.

No my dad never called me bud or buddy. Maybe it is cause my uncle and cousin say it to my borderline retarded cousin.

[–]Stool_Pigeon 283ポイント284ポイント  (46子コメント)

I hate when people have "rude" dogs and/or take them places dogs aren't permitted because "they're part of the family". I'm one of those people who doesn't find it adorable when a dog is barking and jumping on me and trying to lick my face. I like dogs but I hate that whole "why even have a dog if you're going to have strict rules with it?" mentality some owners have. These are usually the same people who bring dogs to their kid's ballgames even though the parks do not allow dogs and have signage telling you dogs are not permitted.

[–]Dr-Teemo-PhD 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

I worked at a veterinary office. People have their dogs on a 15ft leash. Their dog may be sitting next to them now, but the moment another dog comes in, their dog BOLTS and nearly tears their arm out of its sockets, and the other responsible owner's dog randomly gets a surprise and now bother dogs are agitated. "Sir as a courtesy please pull in your leash--" "She's on a leash, she's fine." "--yes but if she gets into a scuffle, she will be too far away for you to--" "NO, she'll be fine." Dog gets brutally humped 5 minutes later while owner is distracted

Some dogs take steaming shits on the ground and piss everywhere and the owner pretends they didn't see it so they don't have to clean it up. I heard one parent telling their kid, "No you don't have to pick it up, that's what these people work here for." Thanks for teaching your kid that you don't need to be responsible for your own messes.

Some people's dogs would be barking its head off, running around at the end of its 10 ft leash jumping on people, agitating other people's pets, barking nonstop, they'd be sitting their on their phones. It's like when a parent is doing their own thing while their kid is wrecking everything around them because why not? They're kids.

[–]TracingBroads 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

The worst is when someone calls their untrained, little, fluffy thing a "service animal" because they know no one can turn away someone with a service animal and there is no national registry for service animal certification.

[–]badbetacells 51ポイント52ポイント  (3子コメント)

People who think I am an asshole that doesn't like or enjoy anything.

[–]heavyhandedsara 67ポイント68ポイント  (3子コメント)

People telling me I'm so brave or so strong for fighting cancer. No, I'm not. I'm doing what anyone would do in my shoes. It takes a lot more bravery to embrace death with dignity than to foolishly hold on.

But I'm too much of a coward to just give up, I couldn't stand disappointing my family like that. So I will likely continue with treatment well after there is hope for a cure for me, even if I am miserable and just want to die.

[–]klevenisms204 328ポイント329ポイント  (35子コメント)

moms on facebook who put shit like "being a mom is the best job in the world even though it has no pay"

[–]NegativGhostryder 69ポイント70ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm a mom. It is not the best job ever.

Best job ever? I get paid millions to taste test ice cream (but never get fat or suffer any ill effects) while I binge watch whatever I want on Netflix. And, solid benefits...that'd be good. Sweet deal (literally)

[–]kyle8998 351ポイント352ポイント  (162子コメント)

Baristas who spell my name wrong at Starbucks. HOW DO YOU MISSPELL KYLE!?

[–]cunt-hooks 200ポイント201ポイント  (7子コメント)

CALM DOWN, KLYE!!!

[–]eospina 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Along the same lines as people that fish for compliments.

People that do "kind acts" just so that other people will think more highly of them.

True story - a woman I had classes with in high school posted a picture of two bags of pet food and "After the horrible couple of weeks with school and dealing with crazy people, (NAME) and I decided to hit up the pet store and donate a bag of dog and cat food to one of my favorite rescues! We are coming back tomorrow to volunteer too!

Wow - you were a piece of shit to me in high school while pretending to be my friend but now you donate food to shelters so obviously I believe you're a good person now. Bravo.

[–]solidstraw 103ポイント104ポイント  (12子コメント)

All the regular customers that come into my store. Over the years I've got to know them pretty well. At first I really liked a select group. Over time I've noticed myself becoming bitter toward them and it's even to the point now that I just can't stand to see them walk through the door.

[–]PM_pictures_of_pets 503ポイント504ポイント  (56子コメント)

Single parents who slept around carelessly and had children who they cannot afford (I know this is not why all single parents are single; some are divorced or widowed), then feel entitled to special treatment because they are "struggling".

[–]emeraldlights 41ポイント42ポイント  (8子コメント)

I have a Facebook 'friend' who started a GoFundMe page for their kids' school supplies...to the tune of 3000$. How many fucking kids do you have?!

[–]aredditgroupthinker 209ポイント210ポイント  (15子コメント)

And the women post Facebook memes about how men need to step up and raise someone else's kid.

[–]lessmiserables 356ポイント357ポイント  (21子コメント)

Hypocrites. Especially politics.

It baffles me the number of people I know who hate the stupid shit conservatives post and yet fill their Facebook feed with equally absurd obvious lies they forward from their favorite partisan liberal site.

Edit: Oh, and this is a "secret" hate because actually calling anyone out on this garbage creates a shitstorm that just isn't worth the hassle. I like these people otherwise.

[–]shamus4mwcrew 64ポイント65ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's funny because they never see the bias in what they post because they agree with it. I feel bad for people on all political spectrums who can't understand the other side of their argument. Facebook is the worst with this type of crap though because if they see a headline that pings with their beliefs they just post it but never check where it came from. I'm friends with a concerned mommy on Facebook who posted something about how both a cleaning product and fruit juice contain dihydrogen monoxide. I can understand not knowing this joke but the page she got it from was basically dedicated to trolling people like her.

[–]shortcited 100ポイント101ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm going through a lot right now. I have no need of friends turning my tough time into their own personal drama. I'm going through enough without having to deal with how upset they are about how upset I am. I'm not a tv show. If I tell you I appreciate your concern but would like to deal with this on my own, I fucking mean it. I don't mean double down on How Upset You Are For Me.

[–]hoverbacon 674ポイント675ポイント  (133子コメント)

Roadside memorials.

I know, it's cold. I completely understand and respect people's need to grieve and remember their loved ones, however that is what cemeteries are for. I don't understand the need to also erect a memorial at the spot along the road where they passed. It's distracting when driving, and if I owned one of those properties that bordered the location of death, I wouldn't want to have to see the reminder that someone lost their life outside my door. If I perish in a car crash, I would absolutely NOT want a memorial erected at that spot. 99.99% of the people who drive by that spot didn't know me, so what's the point?

[–]HalalVeggieBacon 686ポイント687ポイント  (47子コメント)

I think it serves an excellent reminder to drive safely and pay attention.

[–]Zharol 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

so what's the point?

Can't speak for everyone, but every single time I see one I'm reminded how deadly driving is. I also feel momentarily sad for the person who was needlessly killed.

I know people love driving, but seeing those memorials is a reminder that someone actually died where you are, doing what you are doing.

And because you're probably not driving as safely as you can, you could easily be the next person to snuff out somebody's life. It's serious business, but drivers don't take it seriously.

[–]Stealthy_Bird 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

Frozen.

I was fine with all those older princesses, but something in Frozen sparks a burning rage in me. The movie was mediocre, it wasn't a "standing ovation" good movie though. Elsa did jack balls in that movie but shit frozen water out of her hands, freeze a whole town and just ditch off into the mountain. Then her sister goes risking herself to save her, only for fucking Elsa to summon some snow golem and nearly murder Anna, like wtf?

Also, it's fucking everywhere. It's on backpacks, candy, chairs, tables, everywhere. It's so cheeky that they put shitty pictures of Elsa and Anna on everything so that they can get kids to buy it. I can't stand those damn songs, I've heard it hundreds of times and it's maddening. No I don't want to build a goddamn snowman and I don't want to let it go.

[–]DeniseDeNephew 1322ポイント1323ポイント  (228子コメント)

I secretly hate Jennifer Lawrence and her constant attention grabbing. I hate the way she upstages other women by photobombing them. I hate the way she pretends to be an awkward dork by falling at awards show -- not once, but twice! I hate the way she seems to be in every movie -- I know that's not her fault, it's how Hollywood works (see Chris Pratt) but I still hate it. I hate the tweets she sends where she tries to sound like a regular girl. All I ate for lunch today was three large orders of fries! #ImSuchAPig. Enough already.

[–]cookiemonster347 786ポイント787ポイント  (50子コメント)

I always worry that the most "relatable" people in Hollywood are secretly the biggest douche bags