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[–]-Kapone_ 163ポイント164ポイント  (28子コメント)

Creepy, real creepy.

[–]1UP__VOTE 213ポイント214ポイント  (26子コメント)

Yeah my girlfriend can never find this. When she was a kid a Disney world she got tickled and carried around by a guy dressed as goofy and it ended up being just a random guy who didn't even work there. She's been traumatized ever since...fuck you goofy

[–]happyredditfool 120ポイント121ポイント  (15子コメント)

And this is exactly why adults aren't allowed to dress up at Disney parks

[–]megatom0 28ポイント29ポイント  (14子コメント)

This has pretty much always been the policy AFAIK. It wasn't something just started in the past 10 years or so. I know when I went when I was 6 there was a guy who was turned away at the gates for dressing up, and this was even on Halloween. Maybe the guy brought in the costume, and changed in the park. Even then I know this is a policy most Disney employees are aware of and enforce pretty strictly.

[–]secret_police_chief 73ポイント74ポイント  (11子コメント)

Disney takes child safety very seriously, a friend of mine had his kid go missing at Disney World and they escorted him into a "War-Games like" command center with cameras all over the park. They found the kid within ~10 minutes.

[–]megatom0 33ポイント34ポイント  (9子コメント)

Wow 10 minute that is pretty impressive for the size of the park and number of people.

[–]CricketPinata 48ポイント49ポイント  (8子コメント)

The entire park is wired, and they have an entire army of security people that are networked together.

Every castmember in the park immediately knows about anything that's going on, it's like seeing a hive mind roll into action.

[–]ThatGermanFella 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

Damn, now I'd like to see that. It's like Reddit with Headsets!

[–]erbtastic 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

Except for they are actually trained and stuff.

[–]ThatGermanFella 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think we got at least some cops and military men and women here, right? We can do this, reddit!

Edit: This place would be sad if we wouldn't have any women. From /r/nosleep to /r/writing to /r/gonewild. Amirite?

[–]notdanb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got lost at Disneyland when I was younger for about 10 minutes. It was on Main street during a parade so I couldn't hear anything on my parents Motorola walkie-talkies (we brought them in in case we got separated) so I tucked myself into the silhouette shop where we agreed to meet if anything went wrong. Practically every employee in the store approached me and evaluated the situation. As a kid I thought it was weird that employees in a silhouette store came up and asked me my name and some details about my parents, but as I matured I realized what they were really doing. They must train everybody for this kind of stuff.

[–]tweeblethescientist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But all the people that disappear I bet they prevent that too

[–]read_u_fools 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So private security works better than police and they drive on private roads. Who'd have thought that Disney World would turn out to be the ironclad case against government.

Edit: TIL: no one on r/creepy has a sense of humor

Police and roads are the two most common "arguments" in defense of the necessity of government. Disney does them both extremely effectively and entirely privately, and I found that humorous.

[–]Hloupa_Husa 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

AFAIK

Bless you

[–]jesse_graf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously it's like people just make up these abbreviations as they go along and expect people to know what they mean. What happened to just typing out actual words? PTIS...

[–]Hingl_McCringleberry 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really, truly think it might have been this guy

[–]semsr 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

huck hyuck

huck hyuck

[–]krc_ 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

This would make a great short film

[–]megatom0 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

It'd been my understanding that Disney World/Land does not allow and has never allowed adults to wear masks or costumes just to prevent this kind of thing, and this has been the policy for quite some time.

[–]_cutie_pi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a child goofy signed my autograph book upside down and ruined the whole thing! I could never forgive him. The worst part was that he did it on purpose.

[–]His_submissive_slut 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to tickle kids.

[–]MykeXero 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy would have been caught really quick by any employee and this has been the case since ever. Not that i dont belive the story but a badly costumed character would have been spotted (and removed) by employees very quickly. Was she outside of a park, or off WDW propery somewhere, that seems more likey?

[–]Hard_Bodied_Man -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

seriously? because i used to dress up as goofy and tickle random people and disney world, and i didn't work there.

[–]Born2dodishes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

One might say this was an extremely goofy creepy post.

[–]DOLEZALforprez 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

The handbanana reference makes me fucking lose it every time

[–]OIPROCS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You got those hairs on the bottom of your feet, too?!

[–]fancyhatman18 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you for bringing hate back into my life.

[–]ricardosilvestre 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw it some time ago and could not forget it entirely, now comes this shit again, I'm not kidding when I say that it still freaks the shit out of me

[–]Just1morefix 65ポイント66ポイント  (14子コメント)

"Looks like someone wants to get raped again"? What the fuck, that is a pretty damn creepy.

[–]DOLEZALforprez 53ポイント54ポイント  (11子コメント)

aqua teen hunger force, hand banana. best episode they have ever had.

[–]ttboo 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

Tonight. You.

[–]Thomas-C 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

I wanna be called Spaghetti.

[–]DOLEZALforprez 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, hes not a boy anymore. He's a man. BECAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME

[–]Darkm1tch69 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

This line probably made me laugh the hardest out of the whole series.H Jon Benjamin as Mothman was pretty great too.
Edit: Name

[–]I_Like_Spaghetti 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

[–]Just1morefix 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I haven't seen it but I guess it loses something out of context.

[–]DOLEZALforprez 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

It loses everything out of context. In context, it was literally the funniest thing I have ever seen.

edit: here is a youtube link to a really awful version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuqo_cbZKrQ

[–]BananaShortcomings 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I filled every orafice on my body with wacking glue.

[–]Smartstocks 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want that face locked up forever.

[–]slumlord7 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I might honestly never have children. Knowing they could turn into that...

[–]MrRafikki 25ポイント26ポイント  (10子コメント)

http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik link for the lazy

Edit: NSFW (mainly due to all the porn ads)

[–]Not_You_Silly 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont think im ready for that just yet,

[–]Baphometal_666 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

Someone. Anyone. Take one for the team and report back? I'm not actually sure I want to know....But just in case.

[–]Glitter_puke 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a fairly prolific video portfolio of his characters doing lewd things. More creepy and depressing than gross. It's like... If I got old knowing I had raised that, I'd feel the kind of shame that no parent should ever feel.

[–]MrRafikki 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

i watched the one of them sitting on the couch. not so much creepy as just two really weird guys bullshitting on the couch but the video above that one after clicking the link looks like the dude fully clothed sitting in the bathtub with a dildo pointing to his face. noped out of that one

[–]yippee-kay-yay 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

In that one, he uses a styrofoam manequin head to give himself a "blowjob" with vaseline while sucking on one of the dildos...

[–]IamUSA 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I watched that one. Basically, guy wearing freddy-cougar-esque mask is using a mannequin head as a pocket pussy, while deepthroating a dildo, all the while making indistinguishable comments. The cinematography is 'peephole' esque, as if the camera were put inside a paper towel roll, which adds to the overall creepiness.

The creepiest part is half way through, when he takes off the mask, and you get a glimpse of a relatively normally guy that you would run into at Panera or something.

7/10 - Pretty creepy.

[–]MrRafikki 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

thanks for checking for all of us

[–]keepsforgettinmyacc 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm afraid he didn't do it for us...

[–]PurinaZebraChow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never going to panera again to avoid the possibility of meeting this thing.

[–]hitwithtruth -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Two inbred retards enact 'blue collar' comedy while dressed as dumbfucks.

[–]GoForKhaleesi420 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

He got a girl to dress up with him lol

[–]DOLEZALforprez 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not just a girl, an attractive one.

[–]Triplebizzle87 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Florida girl, methinks.

[–]His_submissive_slut 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was the only way he'd let her out of the basement.

[–]Mingan88 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This gave me a chuckle.

[–]eversaur 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure the girl didn't dress up, probably just pitied the guy and posed with him, then he photoshopped the nose onto her.

[–]IR8Things 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope. She's wearing the exact same outfit as Roxanne from A Goofy Movie. It's very intentional.

[–]chinensis8 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Is it weird that I kind of found it hilarious instead of creepy?

[–]yes_it_is_weird 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Mingan88 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You... you win the nick game.

EDIT: Hope long have you been a thing?

[–]underdog1234 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure I understand why this is freaking everyone out. It's weird for sure. But I don't find it creepy.

[–]MadMax2230 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing about it is scary to me. To me it's so stupid it's funny.

[–]DOLEZALforprez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

(chitters insanely) that was the creepiest part

[–]PajamaHive 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can never unsee that. You took something from me today OP.

[–]fingernail_freak 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm really confused.

[–]Iron-My-Shirt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it okay to judge these people? As a millennial, I keep hearing that I must be judgement-free.

[–]Goofykin 15ポイント16ポイント  (21子コメント)

I sexually Identify as an Goofykin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a Goofykin. People say to me that a person being a Goofykin is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon long ears and long nose for my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Goofy” and respect my right to being a Goofykin. If you can’t accept me you’re a goofyphobe and need to check your human privilege shitlord! Thank you for being so understanding.

[–]Leninator 26ポイント27ポイント  (15子コメント)

I Identify as a Redditor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of browsing over the internet and reposting transphobic "memes" and racist jokes. People say to me that an emotionally mature, intelligent person being a redditor is impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a neurosurgeon remove my ability to feel empathy for other people. From now on I want you guys to call me "Redditor" and respect my right to belittle people who are different to me. If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to learn how to take a joke. Thank you for being so understanding.

[–]alex70031 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm all for being accepting of others and all...but some shit is just ridiculous. I mean a goofykin? Really? Like come on, there's no possible way I'll take you seriously. It's exactly the same as that furry fetish thing. I can't believe someone is actively trying to defend this shit.

[–]Mammies 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't think anyone has issue with making fun of the guy in this post but the origin of that copy pasta is really shitty and transphobic

[–]alex70031 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are....Are you joking right now?

This is the origin of those types of copy pasta. You're telling me an attack helicopter (or even the stuff the original meme mocks; i.e. Dragonkin and what not) is to be taken seriously and respected?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

That's not transphobic at all. Seriously you people get offended over this now?

[–]Mammies 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm saying that it completely trivializes the issue by comparing wanting to be called "he" or "she" to wanting to be referred to as an attack helicopter.

[–]alex70031 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't trivialize anything because it's not mocking people who want to be called he or she. It's mocking the breed of morons who want to be called goofykin (or dragonkin, moonkin, wolfkin, I could go on but I hope you understand by now.

It's almost like you didn't even read what I sent. What a shocker. Someone on reddit making a uniformed claim and being 100% wrong.

If anything the people it's actually mocking (goofykin and pals) are the ones that are the worst offenders to 'being transphobic' because they're making a mockery of people who have actual issues with this. I really can't believe I have to explain this to people.

[–]stereoa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck has reddit become? People upvote this shit?

[–]throwawaybght -5ポイント-4ポイント  (4子コメント)

I Identify as a SRSer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of browsing the internet and reposting subversive transphobic "memes" and racist jokes. People say to me that an emotionally mature, intelligent adult being a SRSer is impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a neurosurgeon remove my ability to feel empathy for other people. From now on I want you guys to call me "Redditor" and respect my right to belittle and harass people who are different to me. If you can't accept me you're a shitlord and need to learn how to take a joke. Thank you for being so understanding.

I didn't even need to change much.

[–]Imnotveryfunatpartys 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is interesting because i did a quick check of leninator (i thought the name was interesting) and basically ?her? top posts are all in SRS and subs like /r/socialism and /r/FULLCOMMUNISM.

Look maybe I'm just a sheep but I personally think that any extremist ideology is just obviously crazy. There is a reason why no one else agrees with you.

[–]throwawaybght 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh no worries, it's ok and I wouldn't lose sleep over this.

I just thought it was funny(ironic?) to take that subversive meme(with interesting roots) and turn it on Leninator.

Can you elaborate on >There is a reason why no one else agrees with you.

[–]Imnotveryfunatpartys 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just mean that there are people who strongly believe in very radical ideologies. They ought to realize that it can't be fully true when only a handful of other people agree with them.

I feel like a rational person will look at any situation and recognize that there is truth on both sides of an argument

[–]throwawaybght 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I'm in agreement with you, that's why I left:

I'm having a neurosurgeon remove my ability to feel empathy for other people.

respect my right to belittle and harass people who are different to me.

-in.

To be honest I don't care what someones orientation is or what they do with their bodies.

[–]kunhunjon -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHOOP! WHOOP! Mad snowflake alert!

[–]VekinKG 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait. Am I on tumblr?

[–]Zoythrus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tumblr is leaking...

[–]horse_thief 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

something came out of me. It was a half laugh half cry like surely this isn’t real. This is.

[–]ayyeo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Cletus_Buckwheat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus fucking christ i hope i never go psycho and become like that

[–]MinisterforFun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of MJ

[–]NextFrame 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What dark and disturbing corner of society have we inadvertently stumbled into?

[–]O-Bama 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well so much for that mellow Sunday morning feel. Time to put on meshuggah and laugh-cry in the cold shower. Good morning, Reddit.

[–]zedoktar 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Once again proving Disney is to blame for the furry phenomena.

[–]BastianQuinn 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don Bluth was the one sexualizing animals. Rockadoodle, All Dogs Go To Heaven, The Land Before Time, Secret of NIMH....

[–]frootjewz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus fuck. You're right.

[–]-TheCabbageMerchant- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did he sexualize dinosaurs?

[–]mdross95 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

These people need to be euthanized.

[–]SNAKES_ARE_COMING 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone who thinks of themselves as some sort of kin other than what they actually are, are whacked.

[–]biggest_guru_in_town 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That was a good laugh. Thanks OP.

[–]MadMax2230 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I don't know why everyone is so freaked out by this. I went to the forum and the video and I thought they were both really funny.

[–]Reverend_Twitch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shittiest crop of all time.

[–]pinetreememories 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am now physically ill.....

[–]Darkm1tch69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope that rape joke is a Hand Banana reference

[–]autobahn-nialist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder what real job these people hold?

[–]deltax97 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

NO! YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, AND YOU BRING THAT WITH YOU? I THINK NOT!

[–]anongoestoreddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]MacGiollaBrighde 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, I clicked on that thinking it was a reaction meme.

Don't make my same mistake.

[–]Nateindahood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's bad enough that you were already raped by him but he wants it...

again.

[–]karowhat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is fucking terrifying. Until this minute I've never really been creeped out by anything. What the fuck.

[–]ryanbbbbbb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How in the hell is there not a creepy pasta about this??

[–]FutaFeralVoreTF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hey, that's Samuel "Dusky Sam" Catnipnik. I follow that dude on tumblr.

He's got excellent taste in old horror movie related content (and other stuff), as long as you don't mind the occasional 'suggestive' image.

[–]Bubastis-the-dawg 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I suddenly got the urge to beat the goofie out of him

[–]Troll-Tollbooth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf are they doing to my beloved goofy?

[–]His_submissive_slut 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could have happily lived the rest of my days without knowing this existed.

Those dead, dead eyes.

The one with the lockers... I'm almost certain that girl is the victim of a kidnapping and he's created some kind of set to try and trick her into thinking she is still at school.

I'm really uncomfortable right now.

[–]Janye 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do not want to get raped again actually.

[–]Dissilussion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does reddit just rip everything from 4chon these day s

[–]Babaguloosh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm really confused. Yeah it's creepy, but what's so "terrifying"? Is there some back story or something else I'm missing?

[–]mothzilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This truly is the summer of creepy.

[–]Theponcho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How the fuck do they make their faces all puffy and cartoony like that?

[–]Dresanity93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is wearing masks or something

[–]legendofbaggervance 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This dude is creepy and needs to sort his life out

[–]SteveRudzinski -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The picture of the three Goofy family members looks fantastic, honestly. Great clothing choices and slightly different face make up for each, they all immediately have personalities. Especially the one with stubble, really impressive costuming.

[–]Jauxerous -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is no god. If this doesn't prove it I don't know what will.

[–]Viva_La_Bacon 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is the best shit ever OP where ever you found this link me to it

[–]LemonkeyfacexD[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Click it at your own risk, you may never get your sanity back.

http://8ch.net/cow/res/69302.html

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/duskysam/

[–]sfw_tp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ahh, called it. good ole lolcows.

[–]Viva_La_Bacon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

...... I looked away from the screen and could feel my body shaking. What the actual fuck is this shit? Godamn...

[–]BEEFJAKE 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god I remember this. Jesus christ, this is the stuff of nightmares. Like whatever people are into, alright but this is too muchZ

[–]Lollerscooter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the most amazing thing on the Internet right now!

[–]PigsKillWithImpunity -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where are all these people who have never been on the internet before and haven't seen this?

[–]lovestobetortured9 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (11子コメント)

yiffington brony goofykins III

[–]SilkSmokingJacket -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Utterly disturbing

[–]nakolune -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think it's time for a bit of dramatic reading from our dear goofy... (NSFW)

[–]SouthernLands 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, it's never time for that

[–]nakolune -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Figured I'd share the trauma with everyone. :/

[–]Johnjacobthurman -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

"You like movies? I like Matt Damon"

[–]Henry940x -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the actual fuck am I looking at?

[–]Milo_theHutt -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know Michael Jackson's look makes so much sense now