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[–]_TheGermanGuy_[S] 949ポイント950ポイント  (50子コメント)

[–]NakedDevil 100ポイント101ポイント  (4子コメント)

I was expecting something else....

[–]GFunkster09 165ポイント166ポイント  (11子コメント)

Not the bonus I was looking for.

[–]yellsaboutjokes 221ポイント222ポイント  (10子コメント)

THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE FACT THAT THE ORIGINAL POST CONTAINS A HUMAN BEING OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION

[–]LemonstealinwhoreNo2 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes but what's not clear is what this human being is persuading the females to do

[–]fiftydigitsofpi 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better than the actual post!

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    [–]Fafafohigh 434ポイント435ポイント  (73子コメント)

    The girl in the picture is actually named Amelia Earhart. She's a pilot who has flown around the world. No shit.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Rose_Earhart

    [–]brazenrumraisin 157ポイント158ポイント  (31子コメント)

    If my name was Amelia Earhart, the last thing on earth I would do is become a pilot. Would just be begging for that ironic disappearance.

    [–]Rizzpooch 32ポイント33ポイント  (8子コメント)

    There was a story by Edgar Allen Poe in which a character Richard Parker was stranded adrift at sea with other sailors who eventually resorted to casting lots and, when Richard drew the short straw, killed and ate him. A hundred years later, a sailor named Richard Parker drew the short straw in real life and met an uncannily similar fate. What are the odds of that?

    [–]Fred-Bruno 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I think the devil managed to give that typewriter that generates best selling murder mysteries then makes the murders happen in real life to someone.

    [–]ZippyDan 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

    With a name as generic as Richard Parker? I bet he has met a thousand horrible fates over and over again.

    [–]Jonny_Segment 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I bet he has met a thousand horrible fates over and over again

    Ok, then what are the odds of that?

    [–]wonderband 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

    I'm sure OP will post that she's ok.

    OP?

    OP! PLEASE!

    [–]awhaling 27ポイント28ポイント  (10子コメント)

    It's been 29 min. I think it's safe to assume we lost her.

    RIP in peace

    [–]lezred 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

    ATM teller machine

    Edit: oops you guys are right!

    [–]Brasstower 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't think OP is the girl. Especially considering their username is the germanguy

    [–]initial_david 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I like to think the opposite. What are the odds that two Amelia Earharts will be involved in aircraft tragedies?

    [–]brazenrumraisin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Minuscule, but I still wouldn't chance it haha.

    [–]thiagovscoelho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    this will be spun into a r/firstworldanarchists post as soon as someone who is skilled at spinning finds out how

    [–]W00DERS0N 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Eh, she and Fred crash landed and died on a remote island, not a real mysterious event.

    [–]Omnissiah 92ポイント93ポイント  (21子コメント)

    Haha. She really went all out on the almighty not being a fan of irony.

    [–]MeteorProof 74ポイント75ポイント  (20子コメント)

    It's like naming your kid Crentist in hopes they'll become a dentist.

    [–]___WE-ARE-GROOT___ 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    And then knocking his teeth out, and then handing him a drill and dentist cement while screaming "what now fuckhead!?"

    [–]r2002 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Jonah: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.

    Sam : Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.

    [–]granitrocky 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Derek DeMatopolis the Dermatologist?"

    [–]iancameron 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ...your dentist's name is Crentist?

    [–]snickerpickle 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    There is a doctor at the Lake Imaging clinic near me named Dr. Boctor.

    [–]byte9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm also in S. Florida and I was about to mention his name. He's got an office behind Galleria and also practices at Holy Cross. Good old Dr. Boctor. He's my primary

    [–]UnknownBinary 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or naming them Major Major.

    [–]metabun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I watched that episode like 2 hrs ago, and this is the first post I go to? What are the odds?

    [–]w_illest 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh wow! That wasn't a joke! Amazing.

    [–]MCMXChris 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh, that's her. She used to be my local weather/traffic girl. Cute gal.

    [–]aatencio91 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was so sad when she left the Denver NBC affiliate.

    [–]Bytewave 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

    The barrier to entry to get your own wikipedia page is rather low these days.

    [–]shadow-8 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It was never very high to begin with

    [–]Amillyamilly 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Which is not a bad thing. The more info the better, and I rather have it on Wikipedia than somewhere else.

    [–]AmericaLLC 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ....and that lady wrote her own Wikipedia article, that's for sure.

    [–]Meunderwears 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "I'd rather go to the vet."

    [–]Mel_Gibsons_Sanity 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This dog looks scared as all hell.

    [–]John_Barlycorn 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm sitting in a computer chair looking at pictures of the dog in the plane and I'm scared as hell, so that makes sense.

    [–]-GoatEater- 187ポイント188ポイント  (12子コメント)

    [–]PUKE_OUT_MY_DICK 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Thought for sure that was gonna get juxtaposed with the 9/11 plane crash.

    [–]Brasstower 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Watch the video that was also posted here

    [–]thereisonlyoneme 40ポイント41ポイント  (14子コメント)

    "What's our vector Victor?"

    [–]ClutchOven 30ポイント31ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Do we have clearance, Clarence?

    [–]thatmobileguy 28ポイント29ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Roger, Roger

    [–]lukin187250 20ポイント21ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop replying to reference threads.

    [–]thereisonlyoneme 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Good luck. We're all counting on you.

    [–]super_awesome_jr 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I just wanted to say good luck and that we're all counting on you.

    [–]stinky-weaselteats 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I just wanted to say good luck and that we're all counting on you.

    [–]dolemite_II 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

    [–]TheRedFrog 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I feel the need, the need for speed

    [–]rtft 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Next time on Ryan Air

    [–]GAU8Avenger 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What is that? Commander or Tecnam?

    [–]alexcrawf67 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Commander, technams exhaust is more forward

    [–]Melvin-Frohike 146ポイント147ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Pretty sure there's 3 puppies on that flight.

    [–]shahooster 17ポイント18ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Boo(b)!

    [–]popculturalreverence 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

    guys he was saying boo(b)-urns

    [–]geddup_noise 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

    /u/shahooster, were you saying 'boo(b)' or 'boo(b)urns'?

    [–]tkyocoffeeman 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I was saying boo(b)urns.

    [–]RegularRaccoon 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well I'm glad the situation has been resolved.

    [–]newbodynewmind 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was saying 'boo(b)urns'

    [–]Tad363 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    RIP that dogs sanity.

    [–]satansauce666 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

    OP, are you or your significant other in the military? If not, she has a doppelgänger that I work with in the military in Washington. I can't wait to show her this picture! Haha!

    Also, picture is awesome, I wonder what that pup is thinkin'

    [–]Fred-Bruno 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Is she in the military? Because I know someone in the DC area that works as a contractor. Spitting image of the lady in this image.

    [–]cool-calm-pete 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I once knew a man who flew to Tunisia to have a sex change and a few whiskeys. I went with him, and afterward he looked just like this girl. He never did get the sex change, though.

    [–]things_to_talk_about 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What's running is that I was thinking the exact same thing, jut about the dog. This dog, the on up there, in the picture, the one in he lady's lap, looks just like my dog! I can't wait to show him this picture!

    [–]exyccc 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    so tiny and cute!!!

    [–]lejalapeno 6ポイント7ポイント  (10子コメント)

    What kind of plane is that? At first I thought it was a P2006t, but I'm I'm really not sure.

    [–]Captain_Flannel 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

    My first thought was aero commander, but I think your right judging by the size of the nacelle

    [–]KevWill 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The air vent is a dead give away. Concord.

    [–]Ausrufepunkt 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Why would you bring your dog on a flight.

    [–]POLEESE 44ポイント45ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Maybe the dog needed to go somewhere.

    [–]bretstar 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's a dog, he has no responsibilities or commitments. His schedule is wide open until...ever.

    [–]junjunjenn 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    People bring their dogs on planes all the time...

    [–]DishinDimes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My golden doodle always goes with my dad in his plane. Not that weird...

    [–]kabooooooooom 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Why WOULDNT you bring your dog on a flight?

    [–]PUKE_OUT_MY_DICK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Noise/altitude in his big ass dog ears, puppy paws near flight instruments, just spitballing here.

    [–]btinc 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dog really is your copilot.

    [–]red_beanie 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    "got my earmuffs on. Lets do this human"

    [–]Aero72 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah. I also wouldn't mind doing that human.

    [–]TheFlyingTiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hmm... High wing and dual engine. Tecnam P68?

    [–]Radium93 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    his face say. "what are I'm doing here"

    [–]SlobBarker 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hold on folks, we might be in for a ruff landing! Haha! Just kidding, we like to have fun. Thanks for flying Fido Air!

    [–]klunka_hb_erryday 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lt. Snuggles: We gonna pay ol' Jerry a visit today, boys. Word has it he's expecting company. To be quite frank with you gents, there's a good chance some of us wont make it back. Tally ho, lads.

    [–]There_Is_Truth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Up vote for girl.

    [–]asdjfweaiv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He looks like he has a defibrillator strapped to his head.

    Did he enjoy the flight?

    [–]priuspilot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's the face of a dog who is peeing

    [–]flowershop956 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did Stephanie McMahon color her hair blonde?

    [–]TheWiseDevil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow, Amelia is fantastically pretty.

    [–]Greenmanz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I thought it wasnt a good thing to have dogs in planes like this because of what the pressure can do to the ears.

    [–]meggiebean 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Waiting for this dog to make an appearance in /r/Dogfort

    [–]Recktoz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why bring your dog...?

    [–]vladak 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He looks like he's being clockwork oranged.

    [–]W00DERS0N 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What's up, Kelly Bundy?

    Dead ringer for Christina Applegate there.

    [–]countbiscuit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "What do you mean the vet is overseas?"

    [–]k_boss31 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She could fly me anywhere

    [–]fraggel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes, those puppies look just fine.

    [–]jdb95 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was hoping the bonus pic was of her puppies

    [–]jiscool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn if you're a German guy I really want to see what German women look like!