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[–]Make_Me_ 135ポイント136ポイント  (5子コメント)

I thought they were only good for going down stairs and getting tangled.

[–]bigups43 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well they can get tangled alone and in pairs.

[–]100dylan99 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought you were talking about Asians at first

[–]brattypants 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

that, and for luring young girls into your basement.

[–]iLikefrontbutts -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they are good at math

[–]Chaaad 265ポイント266ポイント  (19子コメント)

This dude is probably drowning in the pussy

[–]you_zehr_naime 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like I'm watching a laser light show from a '90s supergroup.

Put on by a teenager.

In his basement.

This kid's version is not less amazing.

[–]Jungher 173ポイント174ポイント  (22子コメント)

Man, there's an Asian for everything!

[–]HolyShazam 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

On the flip side: I live in Asia and teach adults. In class last week, one of my students mentioned watching a video about a town in England that chases a wheel of cheese down a hillside.

This lead to a tangent where we discussed things like "the log toss," "bog snorkeling," competitive log rolling, and other assorted competitions.

By the end they were just shaking their heads and muttering "white people..."

[–]Jungher 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, it's funny how that works, haha. But to be fair, I look at those things and wonder about white people too and I'm as white as it gets

[–]xerberos 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bah, they are just jealous that we white people have one competition event that is in the same league as all those Japanese TV shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM

[–]ciberaj 35ポイント36ポイント  (11子コメント)

Asian people make me feel so inadequate. They are always thinking of ways of making something we take for granted into an amazing achievement of human development.

[–]WhoaTony 58ポイント59ポイント  (8子コメント)

Don't feel so bad, I'm an Asian with no particularly impressive skills or abilities. Not so fun when your entire stereotype is of overachievers.

Edit: There's no default racial perk or bonus as an Asian, so at least we can feel proud or inadequate together as members of the human race

[–]Moyou 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Inadequate Asian checking in as well! I also suck really bad at math..

[–]akeewwllname 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

We should start a club!

[–]Lambda_Pi 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I nominate myself for Chief Adequacy Exterminator.

[–]Thimble 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's no default racial perk or bonus as an Asian

Well, there's that innate feeling of inadequacy that's instilled at a very young age...

[–]jai_kasavin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And racing Honda Civics beyond the limits of modern physics

[–]atpoker -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not the only stereotype for Asians. I'm sure you also have a small penis and can't drive well.

[–]newmansg -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I realize that not even your own women prefer you I don't feel as inadequate.

All that skill but just a bunch of babydicks.

[–]agentfelix 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't feel bad, it's just cause they out number us

[–]QuesadillaMaker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

....It's a slinky. I think we as a society could live without them just fine.

[–]turkturkelton 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's almost as if they're the largest ethnic group on the planet.

[–]S_Rudy -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha ha, I was just about to ask why Asians are so good at everything and then I saw your comment.

[–]Jonathan_R_Gross 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

He's a slinky bender

[–]thieflar 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

Fire. Earth. Water. Air. Slinky.

Only the Avatar...

[–]Shikogo 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Everything changed when the Slinky nation attacked.

[–]VersatileLight 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Someone should make a gift of Giant Slinkies attacking a town.

[–]xerberos 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fifth element.

[–]jscheer98 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://youtu.be/ltwxC19s5u8

[–]k3v1n_1017 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Source

[–]certnneed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So much better with music!

[–]Californiagrown420 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to be rolling and watching him

[–]superlativenative 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does this guy fuck or what?!

[–]djtat2 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's gonna be in so much trouble when his boss catches him playing with the toys he's supposed to be making!

[–]aboy8 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure he's just a magician.

[–]Turtle-Pool-Party 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He does appear to be standing in a magic shop.

[–]Year3030 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to hear this to the tune of "I am the firestarter" except it says "I am the slinky master"

[–]Windowlicker79 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Master? He doesn't even know how a slinky works.

[–]acidpope 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paint that think in glow in the dark paint, turn off the lights, turn on the tunes and do your favorite substance.

[–]bamfg 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't even realise a slinky was something that could be mastered

[–]KyleSwan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't this incredible!!

[–]VergilVigilante 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I'm sure someone can think of something tentacle here.

[–]blueice119 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I kept hearing the Galaga tune for some reason

[–]BeccaBits 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"What did you learn today Becca?"

"I learned you can do tricks with a slinky and also what I'm going to be doing for the next 10 years."

[–]oneultralamewhiteboy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't this have to do more with the frame rate of the camera than anything? Someone smarter than me chime in.

[–]Rellikten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worst super power ever.

[–]narwalseal97 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How much you wanna bet he can do that with his dick too?

[–]KingSolo4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hes so good I thought it was looped and that it was only like 3 seconds long of a gif

[–]LionThrows 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Virginity Master also works as an alternate title.

[–]DarthWookie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And here I am thinking I had skills for making it go down the stairs

[–]drbergzoid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

of course this is a thing

[–]intastella_fella 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to see this with the slinky glowing and strobe lights.

[–]hermit05 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The last Slinky bender

[–]ryland52586 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy would be great at an EDM concert.

[–]Ryzei 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been using these wrong the whole time. To think I played with them for a week lightly until they got tangled.

[–]ListenChump 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bathing a cat.

[–]Magepurdefil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh that's what you do with them

[–]DoctorWaluigiTime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yeah well I can make mine go down like 2 stairs before it somehow tangles into a ball of defeat.

[–]gsh0ck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He fucks.

[–]makeswordcloudsagain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]A1A5KA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That has to be one of the most uniquely useless skill sets. That surpassed that yoyo kid in school. We all had yoyo kid in school. You don't remember his name bit you damn sure remember his face. All day...trick after thick in the hallway hoping to find his yoyo chick.

[–]Ketra 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give this man a neon slinky and get him into a rave.

[–]BlackJackBob 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still can't untangle mine from 30 years ago

[–]omniphobe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/vicariousembarrassment

[–]ryanknapper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey girls, check out this guy. Hey, Ralph, do that thing! Yeah, cool. OK girls, lets go somewhere else and leave that guy right where he is.

[–]all_the_spells 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow. All while holding a purse to boot!

[–]Matix-xD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Listening to Sweaty Knockers by The Aristocrats and his slinking syncs up with the BPM of the song. :O woahdude

[–]tmama1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cannot get a slinky to go down a flight of stairs. If I ever find my slinky, I'll be selling it. There is no topping this guy

[–]Anderson017 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's nothing.. I'm so good with a slinky, I can tangle it up and make it unusable!

[–]Freshmakerer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't imagine how many irrevocably tangled slinkys it took to master those moves.

[–]YorkshireYank 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't realize slinky was something one could master.

[–]Tebasaki 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do folks always gotta master shit?

[–]Nintyboy245 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN NOTHING IN MY LIFE MATTERED UP UNTIL THIS POINT

[–]Necrohavoc -2ポイント-1ポイント  (6子コメント)

Maybe I'm just high but to me it seems like the behavior of a slinky used like this could be some type of analogous model to the behavior of subatomic particles or string theory (e.g. Each of his hands represent a matter and antimatter particle pair that pop in and out of existence or an electron that jumps from place to place seemingly being at multiple places at once).

It would be cool to see this filmed at a high frame rate and slowed way down.

[–]tehramz 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're just high.

[–]TrulyMagnificient 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, definitely just the drugs.

[–]psycheDelicMarTyr 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah! that's a legit hypothesis.

[–]screwyou00 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah! that's a legit hypothesis highpothesis.

FTFY

[–]aztecghost 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're quite right actually, a slinky is good at demonstrating the behaviour of waves and therefore particles that behave as waves.

[–]BcookieOmonsterB 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's just conservation of angular momentum, I think your just over analyzing it a bit.

[–]scooducks -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kind of a shitty thing to be a master at.

[–]yourenotserious -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really. Screw around with a toy for half an hour and you're a "master."

[–]suicideclub -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asians...

[–]mgraunk -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is he doing exactly?

[–]Xdexter23 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hold a fully extended slinky with your teeth and tap it with something :)

[–]sayaphsy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL "slinkymaster"

[–]scammingladdy -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

#AsiansTakingShitToTheNextLevel

[–]GingerNevis -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

this would seem so fake if it wasnt some asian guy doing this, everyone knows asians have mastered everything there is too master ahaa

[–]AlpacaAttackya -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damnit is there anything asians haven't mastered?