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[–]Iforonewillnot 350ポイント351ポイント  (18子コメント)

"... and if a woman doesn't appreciate what a nice guy I am for defending her honor she's a BITCH!"

[–]-highpriestessoftea- 77ポイント78ポイント  (11子コメント)

I mean, I can happily defend my own honor.

[–]Monkeyavelli 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

A woman defending herself? Preposterous!

You'll end up with a Chad mistreating you, instead of the tender affections of a gentle scholar such as myself.

[–]aruraljuror 66ポイント67ポイント  (3子コメント)

Slut!

[–]herman666 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

On horse OR afoot, no doubt.

[–]cerebralshrike 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Rancid swine!"

[–]-highpriestessoftea- 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Someone actually said that to me once over Twitter. They asked me if I had cancer and I replied that having a shaved head doesn't equal cancer in a non-rude way, and then suddenly she said "it was a joke you swine"

[–]maskdmann 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

it was a joke

lmao do you have canser xddd

[–]cerebralshrike 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy crap, some people.

[–]IAmPhoneAMA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking slut, you don't appreciate nice guys like me! I hope some Chad abuses you....pls respond.

[–]WoodTrophy 32ポイント33ポイント  (4子コメント)

Rancid swine!

[–]silence_hr 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Please respond!

[–]WoodTrophy 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

A gentlesir with my vast intelligence, expertise, and knowledge is far too euphoric for such a silly slut like you, Stacy.

[–]SistaSabuda 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stacy is always such a bitch. I love her so much. That whore. Why didn't she return my texts? I sent 790, she had to see at least one.

[–]singerinasmokyroom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her mom, on the other hand...

[–]Master_Of_Knowledge 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol so true without the quotes

[–]Brobi_WanKenobi 142ポイント143ポイント  (5子コメント)

Again with the fucking katanas

[–]ILikeMyDogNotYours 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

phallic substitute you mean.

[–]Charod48 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Curved. Swords.

[–]Ray_DawgI'm a nice guy and totally euphoria, ladies take my number ;) 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hear you bud, those darn warriors from Hammerfell.

[–]bass_n_treble 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Japan/Anime fetish.

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    [–]sacula 69ポイント70ポイント  (1子コメント)

    "Good men defend women, I would love to meet one someday"

    [–]WindamEarle 237ポイント238ポイント  (90子コメント)

    Real men defend all HOT women. If you aren't a solid 7 to 10, you can fuck right off you fat ugly bitch!

    Fixed it for him.

    [–]Thorgusta 68ポイント69ポイント  (88子コメント)

    But Quinn is the embodiment of disgusting leg beard cow?

    [–]MyLittleFedora 97ポイント98ポイント  (86子コメント)

    She is a fair and virtuous maiden compared to Anna Anthropy, however.

    [–]enoughaboutourballs 145ポイント146ポイント  (70子コメント)

    Are you telling me thats not tony soprano?

    [–]AdvocateForTulkas 93ポイント94ポイント  (66子コメント)

    Wow. She's... She's really an unfortunate looking person with an even less impressive resume.

    And I feel a bit like a cunt for the first part. She's... really fucking ugly. Damn.

    [–]TotesMessenger 77ポイント78ポイント  (49子コメント)

    I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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    [–]kommissar_chaR 206ポイント207ポイント  (28子コメント)

    lmao 'women of size'

    [–]Mightyskunk 102ポイント103ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah. She'd be ugly as fuck at 110 pounds.

    [–]iambecomedeath7 40ポイント41ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Are they series with this "of size" shit? If you pulled "man of size" on them they'd likely laugh you out of the sub. Jesus.

    [–]1969DodgeDartGTS 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Man of Size sounds like a cool superhero.

    [–]AalewisXAthiest teen, Amateur quote maker 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The incredible man of size!

    [–]YouWantMeKnob 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The funniest thing about it is that people on FPH talked about popularizing the "person of size" term, because person of size = PoS = piece of shit. So anyone using the term non-ironically is quite the silly goose.

    [–]herman666 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nothing to do with the fact that she looks like Peter Griffin.

    [–]dylightful 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Women of a certain diameter.

    [–]Obamanomicon_ 12ポイント13ポイント  (15子コメント)

    She's also super fucking ugly. Fat people are ugly, they just are. All of evolution makes us think they're ugly, you can't deny biology.

    [–]sticklight414 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Well, i've read a long time ago in some magazine about a tribe in africa where men participate in beauty pageants and they gain a lot if weight for the contest because in that tribe fat men are considered beautiful.

    Beauty is both cultural and biological imo.

    [–]xDrSchnugglesx 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Also like, Victorian era shit I think. And many eras before the modern. Being portly often showed wealth, which was the ruling class, which people sought after.

    Although when it crosses from overweight to obese is I think where some evolutionary avoidance comes in, since people prefer mates that don't have severe health issues. Usually.

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      [–]xDrSchnugglesx 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I wouldn't objectively say that fat people are ugly. I've definitely been attracted to some fat women. Not many, but definitely some. That said, the woman above is not attractive at any size.

      [–]bds0688 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

      She's just not pretty. Sucks for her but hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

      Glad that little piss-ant unsubbed because he takes offense to different opinions. Cute.

      [–]PutinPetsPandas 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Comes to a sub that makes fun of males (generally) that is filled with a stereotype -completely acceptable.

      One user takes issue with one woman -RAGE QUIT TIME!

      [–]ShortWarriorThe name is Tips. Tips Fedora. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      MUH--MUH'LARDY!

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        [–]xyniphis 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Her size isn't why she's ugly, its the stark resemblance to john goodman

        [–]iambecomedeath7 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

        She's like if John Goodman and John Hodgman double teamed Velma from Scooby Doo and they all became one person.

        [–]GarrowsKai 86ポイント87ポイント  (1子コメント)

        But it's fine to take the piss out of fat neckbeards and call them ugly...

        Double-standards abound as per usual.

        [–]Brian175 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

        So you're calling be a white night, or in other worlds, a badass from medieval times whose prowess in combat was only matched by his chivalry? You know, chivalry? That code of conduct whereby men actually treat women with respect and defend them from misogynistic jerks like the comment above? The time when men did not feel they were obligated to leer at and make unsolicited comments towards women? The time when men put effort into wooing instead of forcing themselves onto women? The time when people would actually think before paying a woman a compliment instead of blurting out something perverted like "I want my cock in your ass"? Yeah, you know what? I'm okay with that...

        Most definitely a troll account.

        [–]AreYouThereSagan 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

        She's not ugly because she's fat, she's ugly because she's ugly. I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume this person is either overweight with low self-esteem, a white knight, or a troll.

        [–]Willydangles 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

        TRIGGERED

        [–]beachexec 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This post makes me so happy.

        [–]cnot3 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You don't know how big of a mistake you just made. This rancid swine is no delicate flower worthy of our protection. I will slice through any SJW bullshit with the clean, cool logic of my atheist mind like nippon steel through a peasant's neck. I will defend the honor of my fellow gentlesirs like it was the sweet flower of an untouched maiden.

        Prepare yourself for what you have awakened.

        [–]Gothic_BananaM'Olde Tyme M'lady 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Oh boy, the person who posted this also posts on gamerghazi. Legbeard alert!

        [–]CardboardTable 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Found the guy in the picture

        [–]wtfdizzy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Oh my god, the comments under this are hilarious.

        [–]sweetjingle 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Uh, ok. Because that woman is neither fat nor ugly, apparently.

        [–]Master_Of_Knowledge 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Well ugly is at least more subjective.

        [–]WeedFinderGeneral 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        She could be rail thin, but that face is ugly no matter what gender you are.

        [–]yaosioThe true master need not do anything. -yaosio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Making fun of fat guys is okay, but not fat women. Unsubscribed!

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          [–]KTY_Fat Pink M'ast 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

          Woah, careful now, don't want the admins banning this sub.

          [–]cfisher2833 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

          It'll happen eventually I am sure. We'll be accused of bullying and harassing, etc.; they're trying their best to make reddit as boring as humanly possible.

          [–]lapzkauzactually it's called a "trilby". 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Meh. I think we'll be fine. Hard to tell nowadays though, the admins our beloved high commisars aren't exactly a clearly principled bunch.

          [–]dtdroid 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          they're trying their best to make reddit as boring as humanly possible.

          Then what were the redditors doing?

          [–]StregenMy neckbeard and chest hairs are as one 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          In the end, only SRS and /r/reddit will remain.

          [–]SistaSabuda 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Was she a man at one point like The Wu? Looks like there's stubble on the muzzle.

          [–]RndmHiroZeroM'sir 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

          That's actually a man you're looking at.

          Yes, I know, SHE'S a WOMAN now. But she WAS a man.

          [–]melodamyte 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Oop someone just unsubbed because you targeted "women of size". Personally I can see other reasons why you might find her unfortunate looking!

          [–]Bejeweled_Bird 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

          That's because that is not a she, if you guys are not aware Anna is actually a man. No idea what his real name is.

          [–]-Sythen- 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I think Quinn is a trans. Not sure about Anna, never heard of (her?) before today.

          [–]Bejeweled_Bird 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          From the wiki they are apparently, and it was highly obvious given the bone structure and the five o clock shadow.

          [–]p3rspxv 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

          She used to be a he.

          [–]scottstephensonHot and hardcore fedora action 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          No, its Bruce Vilanch

          [–]Zidanet 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Holy shit!

          You want to NSFL that shit dude? I nearly fell off my chair.

          Anyways, putting the shock factor aside, where is Anna? Is she hiding behind the ugly fella?

          [–]NocturnoOcculto 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

          This is most definitely Chris Christie in disguise.

          [–]iyzie 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          She could use some laser hair removal for the beard area.

          [–]Thorgusta 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Sweet mother of God kill that kill it now with fire

          [–]MrT-1000 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Does this bitch got a 5 o'clock shadow going on?? That is just unreal

          [–]shrekter 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I want to down vote you for bringing that to my attention, but that would be ungentlemanly.

          [–]Alleji 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          God damn...

          [–]skeeferd 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          That bitch looks like someone dug up John Candy threw him down a flight of stairs, set fire to him, and pissed the flames out. That thing is fuck ugly.

          [–]Thrownaway12322 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Fucking lol. Fair play to her for literally not even giving a shit that she looks like that.

          Loving the gamerghazi tears though after they linked to this thread. A bunch of thick, uptight cunts crying because of some mean words waaaaaaah - careful now all, the reddit police are watching.

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            [–]brlito 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Doesn't that Anna Anthropomorphic whatever look like a paler Craig from Malcolm In The Middle?

            [–]Darth-Cannabis 52ポイント53ポイント  (14子コメント)

            Worst part is that this is a real quote from a man in his 50s.

            [–]foxape 13ポイント14ポイント  (13子コメント)

            Anita Sarkeesian was around in the 50s?

            [–]Darth-Cannabis 15ポイント16ポイント  (12子コメント)

            No, the man who said that is 56 years old.

            [–]CardboardTable 1ポイント2ポイント  (10子コメント)

            Source?

            [–]Darth-Cannabis 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

            Check PMs. I would link to it here, but discussion of that topic is against the rules in this sub.

            [–]Pleasant_Jim 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Are we deviating from just neck beard things?

            [–]CardboardTable 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

            And we're sure that dude is serious?

            [–]bboven86 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I'm sure he was exaggerating, but the sentiment, I believe, is honest

            [–]Darth-Cannabis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Who can tell? I don't see any obvious indicators that he was being satirical.

            [–]pulp_hero 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Costikyan

            [–]mersh547 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Unfortunate genetics mixed with a glaring apathy towards personal hygiene. Nice.

            [–]MyLittleFedora 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            A fedora would actually be an improvement.

            [–]NoMomo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Dude looks like he needs a shower.

            [–]blkout180 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Al Snow with down syndrome

            [–]foxape 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Ohh sorry I read your original comment wrong

            [–]sparkos9999 83ポイント84ポイント  (4子コメント)

            His bucket is to collect all the panties that fall around his feet

            [–]LostBoyBarney 70ポイント71ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Maybe he should buy panties that fit him.

            [–]HONEST_MEOWING_CAT 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I was thinking shit bucket for MLP binge watching

            [–]and_eazy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            The one pair that actually does drop would fill the bucket by itself

            [–]danceswithronin 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I would like to arrange a duel in Charleston with flintlock pistols in a fortnight. Be on the lookout for my raven to RSVP you silly knave.

            [–]jib60 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Is this a legit quote?

            [–]Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

            I can never bloody tell if neckbeards are pro or anti-gamergate...

            One the one hand, le feminazis, on the other, a chance to show those boys how chivalry is done!

            [–]MyLittleFedora 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

            There's plenty of room on both sides.

            [–]Deceptichum 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Neither or rather either, being a neckbeard doesn't relate to GG/Feminism/Gender/Equality or anything like that so what views they have on those matters are entirely up to the individual neckbeard.

            [–]jshorton 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            it's not that neckbeards are a real thing, and individual neckbeards vary from being pro/anti gamergate, or pro/anti anything really.

            it's that neckbeards aren't a real thing - they are way to frame one's opposition by highlighting their neckbeardiest aspects.

            [–]majoroutage 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I'm not even sure neckbeards understand what lesbians really are. They probably still think they just need to be exposed to "nice guys for a change".

            [–]RichardPalma 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think the key is having a strong opinion on it, either way.

            [–]WanderingMinstrel1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Basically it's both sides at this point. The people who are super invested in either side for almost a year now is pretty much a neckbeard. I was following it casually but gave up around Christmas since its just a bunch of idiots yelling at each other for ruining gaming while the rest of the gaming community is busy playing games. Hopefully the AirPlay thing will be the end of it so I don't have to keep hearing about it.

            [–]MyLittleFedora 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

            ...Yes, even Anna Anthropy!

            [–]blkout180 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            "She may be "of size" and hideously ugly but fuck it I'll throw her a bone."

            A true gentlesir

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              [–]frisch85 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Holy shit is he living with his grandmother? I mean look at that furniture... also whats hanging from those antlers in the background? The blue thingy?

              [–]DunwoodysMostWanted 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

              His mom keeps a very neat house trailer.

              [–]TrendySpork 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

              His footing is all wrong and he looks off balance. He obviously isn't enlightened enough to know how to hold such wondrous Nippon steel. For shame!

              [–]ohbitchyounasty 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Is that a shit bucket? I bet that's a shit bucket.

              [–]ItsNotThatBig 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

              If there's one thing I know about feminist bloggers, it's that they're begging for a real man to stab anyone who criticizes their work.

              [–]Ferrousity 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I hope he knows this "Men defend women" bullishit is extremely anti-feminist

              [–]Vidjagames 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

              He didn't need shoes to take a photo. I was going to poke fun at this, but a man with no shoes and a sword is no joke.

              [–]professorbooty25 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Or he's a poor swordsman, that had his shoes taken for lulz.

              [–]LlamaFullyLaden 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That place looks like it smells like a wet wolf.

              [–]richsreddit 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              A fedora and a trenchcoat but no shoes while armed with a katana? Sure that screams "creep" to the ladies out there. It also screams, "I live in the basement of my mom's house." This guy is definitely a mascot of NiceGuy.

              [–]Ptrainer87 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Notice how there aren't any women in this picture.

              [–]akbrag91 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              The woods-y/southern American home just ties it all together because you KNOW his parents just dont get him.

              [–]MoonBathing 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Barefoot and trying to be cool in dad's trailer

              [–]professorbooty25 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Like he knows his father.

              [–]XxBayouWolfxXTentacle Grape flavored 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Somebody wears those realtrees and pays the bills. It damn sure isnt the bullshit Bushido here.

              [–]NovelApostate 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I have to feel bad about the fact that this would be cringeworthy anywhere, but when you add the deer hunting and a trailer into the mix, you know this guy must have an absolutely miserable go of it from the bubbas.

              [–]TheRapeTrain69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I don't see how being a deer hunter is relevant..

              [–]TypeRiot 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Why are these guys barefoot? I would at least take you more seriously if you didn't look like a toddler playing dress up.

              [–]Tom-ocil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I wouldn't, but point taken.

              [–]BananasFourScale 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Am I the only wondering if that's a shit bucket?

              [–]SisyphusSmiled 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              no shoes

              trench coat

              hat

              indoors

              decorative sword

              so many poor choices

              but seriously: what's in the bucket?

              [–]Myrmec 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's not a picture of him, but holy shit he really wrote that:

              http://atomicovermind.tumblr.com/post/96903894299/greg-costikyan-gamersgate-stfu

              [–]1950sbebop 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I don't fucking understand why all of these guys with swords wear a fedora. Seriously, if they want to emulate these people or anime characters, why the fuck does the fedora have to be involved with everything

              [–]GoodGrades 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Was this quote meant to be a joke? It's as sexist as anything the gamer gate folks said.

              [–]friendzoned_niceguy 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Implying a white knight working for Gamasutra would have an ounce of self-awareness

              [–]FEDORA_YOUTH 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

              It's also unintentionally transphobic: "Even Anna Anthropy".

              [–]a_randomless_chef 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I'm not sure unintentional fits what it is the best. But again, I lack the words myself.

              [–]warongiygas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It's taken from an admittedly terrible article. The picture is unrelated.

              [–]Mightyskunk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I've got a bastard sword. I'm down for a meetup.

              [–]mexicanmike1 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              What's the bucket for?

              [–]synthabusion 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's the piss bucket

              [–]707salami 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              From the look of that house that guys father must be so ashamed...

              [–]DefectiveDonor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Do I want to know why there's a bucket in his parents living room?

              [–]MWDTech 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Needs moar fedora

              [–]JohnQK 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              That carpet looks comfy as hell.

              [–]Southern_Gent 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I was just thinking how hideous that carpet was, might be comfy though

              [–]tacol00t 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              No matter how fake these captions are, somewhere someone took that pic and felt proud enough of it to post on the internet.

              [–]nancy_ballosky 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I dont understand the point of this picture.

              [–]Dogpool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Entertainment for us slobs.

              [–]dzhsck 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Why does it seem like the more hardcore they're trying to be the more commas they use?

              [–]babyrhino 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I've got my 1911, when do you want to do this thing?

              [–]hitlechro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              probably doesn't have the leg muscles to go any lower than that

              [–]sakkara 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Why do we sell weapons to children again?

              [–]smittywjmj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Because replica swords can be had for relatively cheap.

              [–]JAYDEA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I have a feeling a punch in the face would change this guy's tune.

              [–]EXV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I wonder how much furniture he's ripped up practicing in his mom's basement.

              [–]finitebees 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That is most definitely a trailer he is standing in.

              [–]damienshredz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I like his bucket. Very nice.

              [–]BATTLE-BEARD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Is that a shit bucket in the back?

              [–]kidbeer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              He's so cool

              [–]jaja13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I thought feminazis hated fedora rippers?

              [–]TerryTerrorist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Much like Cartman, the moment he gets hit he'll just start crying.

              [–]S-BRO 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Nice shoes though

              [–]satans_sweatpants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              oh my god i used to live in that exact same model singlewide

              [–]zkredux 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              A sword or gun? A real man will kill beat your ass with his bare hands.

              [–]P33KAJ3W 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              On Horse with Pistol

              [–]OneTimeIsAllM'(x) = m'y/m'x 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              ... Or how to get shot in 1 easy step.

              [–]HatsToTheMax 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Because women can do no wrong.

              Unless they reject me, then they're rancid swine.

              [–]Dogpool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Trailer park ronin.

              [–]a_randomless_chef 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              or yes, Anna Anthropy

              I had to google all of them to see who they were. Anna Anthropy seems the least likely to sparkle a gentlesir's attention (she fat).

              To me the "yes" was the most surreal part.

              [–]a_randomless_chef 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              "I'm not afraid to use it" = Damn I wish I could realistically try this baby out someplace

              [–]Vandalized_Junk42Your choice of headware disgusts me. 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              black trench coat, black gloves, grey fedora, and khaki pants? gross.

              [–]Sazereak 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Maybe he should spend less money on swords and get an apartment that's not in his moms trailer.

              [–]Linkcity 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              All I can think about is him saying " I'm 1/18th Native American"

              [–]Horrible-Human 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              i can't wait til the apocalypse to see these guys emerge as a faction

              [–]atanos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Do I want to know what is in the bucket!

              [–]gamerladyM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Any guess as to what the bucket is for?

              [–]ADP_God 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Where do people find these???

              [–]ReedsAndSerpentsdropping beats hotter than my tendies 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Needs more antlers.

              [–]red454545 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Based solely on the living room bucket, I'm going to guess the guy does not have access to a horse.

              [–]suedefalcon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Now, I don't claim to know anything about sword fighting, but that seems like a terrible sword fighting stance.

              It's true, I am the neckbeard.

              [–]handsupamazing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              could he maybe put some socks on first?

              [–]egbertincognito 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Well I hope he doesn't have to defend them outside. What if he steps on a rock?

              [–]sugarfreelemonade 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              If he's still going to be barefoot when we fight I'd choose to battle him on a field of legos.

              [–]saturdaysaver 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              this challenge is definitely not still open, right?

              [–]bass_n_treble 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Bucket

              Barefoot

              Antlers

              Jars of roast red peppers/brains?

              Shag carpeting

              Hard drive in the middle of nowhere

              Khaki pants

              I have questions. Lots of them.

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