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[–]JaneyBriggs 59ポイント60ポイント  (6子コメント)

Mine looks like that, but just because I apparently am terrible at putting the key in the hole.

[–]Kl0wn91 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same here. I just thought to myself "do people think I'm a drunk?"

Then I realized I don't have friends so no one will notice that anyways.

[–]Detroiteanca 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah. I had a 1990 Geo Prizm. After 24 years, there are a lot of scratches there and I have never driven with alcohol even in my system. So now I wonder if people think drunk driving when they see that, because usually it is starting the car at night or with frozen hands for me.

[–]Nirriti_the_Black 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

An old girlfriend bought a 1990 Geo. The key broke off in the ignition at the mall leaving us stranded there with about $5. Tow truck operator took out a drill and drilled out the lock and told us to buy a screwdriver to get the car started.

Always good times with her.

[–]detective_peanut 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine looks like that, but times ten.

My car has 180k miles, has a ridiculously bulky keychain, and two kids learned how to drive in it.

Hopefully no one at my office thinks I'm a drunk driver due to the insane scratches, dings, and holes, around the key hole.

[–]nikesoccer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pushtostartmasterrace

[–]tifff420 67ポイント68ポイント  (22子コメント)

Hopefully when she crashes there won't be anyone around for her to kill.

[–]Methaxetamine 2ポイント3ポイント  (21子コメント)

Even better if she doesn't crash

[–]thediablo_ 25ポイント26ポイント  (16子コメント)

I generally think it's really barbaric and downright sadistic to wish death on someone, but what is there really to say? I know some people are alcoholics and genuinely can't control their drinking, but those people should be seeking help.

However, if you're so arrogant about your drunk driving that you post pictures on the internet bragging about it... well, maybe you should crash. And it's not too much to ask not to injure/kill anyone else in the process.

[–]tifff420 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Then she can live on to drunk drive another day!

[–]Methaxetamine -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because crashes prevent drunk driving!

[–]TheRapeTrain69 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yep, if her retarded ass flies out the wind shield she won't be able to drive.

[–]Methaxetamine -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And no ones gonna drink to her death and drive home. Drunk driving doesn't end with this girls death

[–]bane9907 95ポイント96ポイント  (14子コメント)

This reminds me of when I was a teen and my friend was killed in a car wreck. Some dude was driving her and another guy home from a part on the backroads. Apparently he was so drunk that a friend of his had to tell him how to work his clutch. Anyway on their way home he hit a concrete culvert adn killed my friend. She flew out the windshield and was gutted. the passenger was paralyzed for 9 months or so and the driver broke every bone in his face. The most fucked up thing was everyone was so happy that he lived. they celebrated when he beat the charges and laughed when he bragged about having more beer cans in his car than a recycling center. I have hated that fucking guy since. RIP Christy Rhodes.

[–]WowVerySilly 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

All my sympathies, hugs.

[–]OneEyedPetey 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

People really fucking suck

[–]farmerman 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am sorry for your lose. When someone becomes a memory, those memories become a treasure. Don't dwell on that horrible moment in her life, remember all the great times you two had together.

[–]Spyron10 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm sorry for your loss. I know a guy who sometimes drives home after drinking and I wish I knew what to tell him to get it in his head that he is putting himself and other people in danger.

[–]Purple_Mittens 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're in a situation where you know he is too intoxicated to drive (a real threat to himself/other drivers) and the general area he is driving in, you could always just call in a tip to the police. It could be a good wake-up call. I had to do that with my dad once and it was anonymous so he never knew it was me who called.

[–]sadsax 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've called cabs for people trying to drive home drunk. They usually are grateful the next day.

[–]alicat72998 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got chills all over my body. My condolences, I wish he did some time.

[–]SpreadySpaghetti 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

How did he beat the charges??

[–]bane9907 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do not recall. Im not sure I ever knew why.

[–]1993teemu -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wear your seatbelt people... Also don't get in anyones car that's clearly drunk?

[–]Solomon_Grundle 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of my best friends totaled his car while driving drunk a couple of years ago. He hit someone and paralyzed her from the neck down. The thing was I want surprised that it happened because, it wasn't his first time driving while shitfaced. If you tried to talk him out of driving he would become angry and sometimes violent. He would call you names if you didn't get into the car with him but, fuck that shit I wasn't gonna get killed over his stupidity.

Anyway in the year between the accident and when he got locked up a lot of his friends stopped talking to him. I was one of the few that stayed because I knew him my whole life. I've seen him break down and feel genuine remorse for what he did but, even then I couldn't feel any sympathy for him. He did something stupid and was facing the consequences. He was getting exactly what he deserved.

I don't understand what goes through these people's heads. If I drink too much I know I'm in no condition to drive. It's such a selfish and moronic thing to do. Seriously fuck this person

[–]NorthtoYukon 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

I Hope she only kills her self.

[–]Methaxetamine 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hope no one dies

[–]IHoldSteady 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spoiler Alert: everyone dies.

[–]Grudgecrown 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or drive...

[–]Dont_quotemeboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe she just wanted to listen to some music in her car?

[–]MrDeliciousness 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

All of this "i hope she dies in a wreck" shit is just as bad as "too drunk to put the key in". I get that you're all being facetious, but maybe this girl is too.

[–]Methaxetamine 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I agree. Lets all wish death on someone!

[–]fizikz3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah careful guys if our wishes reach 1000 it'll happen!!!!!!!!!111111111111

[–]arfreeman11 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That poor Lexus. I hope she can get help or a wake-up call before she wraps that poor abused vehicle around a tree.

[–]icanthinksometimes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It took a second for me to get it, and then I was like OH NO

[–]Downvotesohoy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Report her to the police?

[–]MercurysMessage 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's some bullshit. This better just be a joke.

[–]JustAnotherNavajo 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

...Then you probably shouldn't be driving. Hopefully she only kills herself while driving drunk and not some innocent bystanders happily living their peaceful lives.

[–]Methaxetamine 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Or doesn't kill anyone

[–]JustAnotherNavajo 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Damnit, how does she learn a lesson that way? ....

[–]Methaxetamine 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

She could get pulled over for a DUI. My friends have crashes, but getting a DUI is what stops them, usually.

[–]JustAnotherNavajo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That works for me. She'd then get sent to me and I'd make money off of it. I like the way you think /u/methaxetamine.

Seriously though... I think we need a sarcasam font because most of this conversation I was being sarcastic and not exactly very serious... I was really just screwing off.

[–]Methaxetamine -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, I think it's ok. They're just Internet points, and idiots down voting won't make a difference in the real world.

It's too bad everyone thinks of a drunk driver as certain death.