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[–]Thedaveabides98 547ポイント548ポイント  (68子コメント)

That's not my finger...

[–]TheTrueFlexKavana 223ポイント224ポイント  (18子コメント)

...and I'm not a doctor.

[–]Borba02 54ポイント55ポイント  (12子コメント)

But no seriously i was just wearing my ring. Where did I lose... Oh no.

[–]peefaced1 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

And my watch is gone.

[–]RadicaLarry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was not in the brochure

[–]nuraHx 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Please hold still while I fist your vagina in search of my ring.

[–]Mofeux 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude, help me find my keys and we can drive outta here!

[–]timeforpajamas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah I know we can continue the exam later, just ... look under the table or something

[–]guitartechie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

...And this isn't a gynecology center.

[–]rannie_pophe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am the angel of death and I am here to fetch you.

[–]PainMatrix 343ポイント344ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]ec20 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

what's that from?

[–]Failosofy 97ポイント98ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's from a Belgian tv show called "Wat als?" which translates to "What if?"

[–]boredguy12 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds l ike an awesome premise for a spectacularly wacky show.

[–]MylesMad 45ポイント46ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wow, I'm getting angry myself looking at that

[–]SteveB0X 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really? I'm feeling something else entirely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]AadeeMoien 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blood pressure is certainly rising.

[–]ExtreemWeenie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a subreddit for this. Somebody help a brotha out

[–]mafiaelephant 26ポイント27ポイント  (21子コメント)

Oh. Weird, it feels about as thick as a finger... What is it?

[–]DownvoteDaemon 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

A pixie stick.

[–]Nesman64 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

A pixie stick, with both ends opened. After it's inserted, the doctor blows in the other end, expelling the contents onto your cervix.

[–]GenocideSolution 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

the sugar is actually chemo. Congrats on your cervical cancer!

[–]a_white_american_guy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

i never saw him smile at the end of that before

[–]Insect_Man 45ポイント46ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]beretbabe88 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

I can't look at pics of Cos now without feeling slightly depressed at the fact that he is NOTHING like the genial father-figure he pretends to be. At best he's a womanising slime ball and at worst he may be a rapist. All the good he did wiped away from not being able to keep it in his pants. Such a shame. And as an Aussie, don't even get me started on Rolf Harris. Corny as he was, he was a fond part of my childhood. It never gets any easier to find out people you admire have feet of clay.

:: cries disillusioned Generation X tears in a corner::

[–]KimJongOod 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least Mr. Rogers' reputation remains untarnished.

[–]VideKo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[–]Joeymonac0 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

But it is a cock ring.

[–]MCMXChris 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I have a promise ring on my cock.

[–]BurghDaddy281 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But soon you'll feel my watch...

[–]labiaflutteringby 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fine art of finging without fingers

[–]elee0228 190ポイント191ポイント  (12子コメント)

The Frank Factor
Show: My Name Is Earl
Season number: 3
Episode number: 4
Air date: October 11, 2007
Previous episode: The Gangs of Camden County
Next episode: Creative Writing
Earl is surprised to find a fellow inmate (Michael Rapaport) is someone both he and Joy know.

[–]Hotbusterer 26ポイント27ポイント  (8子コメント)

I've seen you around a few times now and you're the most MVP of all MVPs. Keep on rocking <3

[–]Nesman64 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

Son of /u/Squalor-

[–]zanzebar 35ポイント36ポイント  (4子コメント)

Except /u/Squalor- provides links to the video AND a timestamp.

[–]greatkingrat 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

We've been truly spoiled.

[–]SgtSlaughterEX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've squalored our Squalor.

[–]elee0228 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm just a temp, I haven't had my training yet.

[–]zanzebar 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I definitely appreciate the good work. We have been spoiled rotten by /u/Squalor- who not doubt honed his her skills over time.

[–]macnbloo 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh wow thats my birthday!

[–]Shaw-Deez 308ポイント309ポイント  (85子コメント)

Jamie Pressley was so hot in this show, but she didn't really fit the stereotype her character was meant to portray. She was supposed to be a trailer trash redneck type of gal, yet her teeth were perfectly straight and white, and she had a body like she did yoga 4 times a day. I'm not complaining, you know, because of the hotness. I'm just saying it never quite added up to me.

[–]NotHomo 54ポイント55ポイント  (4子コメント)

the accent thing really suits her though, because her voice is naturally raspy/hoarse

i never knew i had a thing for trailer trash rednecks till i watched this show

[–]You_chose_wrong 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

I have seen plenty of trashy trailer rats that would be a 9/10 if they just didn't start talking.

[–]evils_twin 129ポイント130ポイント  (49子コメント)

They do that a lot in tv and movies for obvious reasons

[–]ilikebums101 73ポイント74ポイント  (45子コメント)

'So your a hot girl playing an ugly girl okay?' - Hollywood exec

Even as a dude it actually bugs me. Not every girl in every movie has to be really hot.

[–]beretbabe88 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

So true. I actually get a bit mad at this. There are plenty of excellent, under-employed character actors out there who have enough charisma that a lead role could propel them to stardom despite their lack of movie star looks, and then that role goes to someone who is conventionally hot who could get their pick of conventional lead roles. Fortunately, UK casting directors seem to be MUCH better at casting folks who aren't classically beautiful but who suit the role, as well as employing plenty of female actors over 40. Can you imagine Caroline Quentin or Olivia Colman ( both idiosyncratically attractive, but not beautiful) getting lead roles in an American series? Or Helen Mirren, hot as she is, getting a series like Prime Suspect when she was over 40 if it was made in the US? This is one of the reasons why US remakes of shows often don't work. Selma Blair was simply not as convincing as Gina Riley in Kath 'n' Kim.

[–]sgnewman 15ポイント16ポイント  (37子コメント)

Agree 100%. I gave Agents of Shield about 10 minutes, but it just bugged me that everyone on the show was just too good looking. I can't watch it because of this.

[–]IO-Chem 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Totally. I think one of the main characters a genius hacker that lived out of a van, and somehow she looks like she dresses nice, hits the gym regularly, wears makeup, etc. Definitely doesn't fit the homeless van dweller profile.

[–]ChiBaller -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

She chose to live in a van because she knew she would have to move around a lot and the character is half Chinese so of course she is hot.

[–]GhostOfMuttonPast 22ポイント23ポイント  (31子コメント)

That's a really petty reason to not watch a show. Did you not like Captain America because everyone was too attractive? Thor? Avengers?

[–]zacree 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

I understand Avengers because they're all the best examples of humanity. Super in shape, super intelligent, why not be good looking?

But if every single goddamn employee in an office is a solid 10, it takes me well out of immersion.

[–]GhostOfMuttonPast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I meant that it's a superhero movie. Even in the comics, everyone's attractive, minus the villains (and there are exceptions to that rule too.)

[–]-banana 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's part of what made shows like Seinfeld or The Office so good.

[–]beingTOOnosey 31ポイント32ポイント  (24子コメント)

I really disagree. At some point, the casting choices take away from the realism of a film/show. Realism and believability are very high priorities for most viewers.

I think this is the thought behind the above comment.

[–]Ryusaikou 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

But it's a show based on a comic book universe. The important people are always attractive. It would take away the realism if they weren't.

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

The important people are always attractive

Hmm

[–]CacodemonMan 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

See? Super attractive!

[–]Yggdrsll 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Like an avocado had sex with an older avocado!

[–]Ryusaikou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What? This doesn't give you an erection?

[–]ThePhenix 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's why British TV gets such good reviews, or one of the reasons why. It feels nitty, gritty, and realistic - because the people in it feel real.

[–]FNX--9 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

And because there are only ten attractive people from england

[–]Starcfc 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

U FOCKIN WOT M8 I'LL SHAG UR NAN.

[–]AadeeMoien 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Geez, anything to get away from the locals huh?

[–]thechort7 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had a similar thought about Mary on bbc's Sherlock, she's reasonably attractive but I thought about it and there's no way she'd make it on American television, because every woman has to be a model.

[–]FCBSERIS 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]ziggy8392 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

People always think of House when they see Hugh Laurie...I see George, without fail

[–]epicallytiny 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can understand it being an issue for a movie based in a office, like a romantic comedy. Not everyone in a office is attractive but for a super hero movie I think it's fine.

[–]beingTOOnosey 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sure. Both are pretty reasonable enough, I think. Just preference. I quite like the gritty superhero films, Nolan's Batman maybe being the best example I can think of.

[–]epicallytiny 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Except everyone is good looking in that as well.

[–]beingTOOnosey -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were arguing.

[–]GhostOfMuttonPast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But it's a superhero show. OF COURSE everyone'll be attractive. I do understand the criticism of some shows, like how Jesse in Breaking Bad used hard drugs for a while, yet is still attractive.

[–]HarrisonSucksDick 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Captain America was genetically altered to be the peak human and Thor is literally a god. I think they get a pass.

[–]GhostOfMuttonPast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not the point. Every one was attractive in those films. Jane, Darcy, Professor Selvig, Peggy Carter, Bucky, Stark, even the rag tag bunch of guys Cap leads were mostly attractive. Even the Winter Soldier was attractive, and he was pretty dead and pretty fucked up.

[–]gambit61 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I know! When Patton Oswalt shows up, the hotness was just too much!

[–]ChiBaller 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But it's awesome and the one thing happens where someone becomes super ugly so that should balance it out for you.

[–]Redremnant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's funny. I've been bingeing on it because I can't get enough of Chloe Bennet's face.

[–]Theige 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trailer park girls can be hot

[–]ogrezilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

to be fair, her character was meant to be hot.

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

If Pennsatucky can pull it off I don't understand why other shows can't be realistic.

[–]woodgobblins 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is a ploy to get trailer trash gals to up their game

[–]funny-chubby-awesome 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

They covered that, kinda, in the show. She grew up middle class. Her dad owned a business and she was a beloved, spoiled only child. Of course they got her braces. She's ignorant/small-minded but not dumb at all. When in witness protection, she learned Hebrew. She'd be smart enough to figure out how to keep a good figure (plus lots of sex with CrabMan).

[–]myrddyna 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

ever seen breaking bad? The whole notion that Jessie Pinkman could have used that much meth for as long as he did, and have those great teeth, was absurd. They didn't even try to explain it, or address it.

[–]MandomRix 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

... And his clear skin for that matter.

[–]GaltAbram 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did Andre Agassi use for so long and not lose his teeth?

[–]AadeeMoien 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well it is believed that most meth mouth is caused by the lifestyles of meth users rather than just being an effect of the drug. Most tend to be fairly poor and have bad hygiene which exacerbates the high sugar diet and chain smoking that meth users prefer. When we first meet Jessie though (if memory serves), he's being somewhat supported by his upper-middle class family, so he might have taken better care of himself than your average junkie.

[–]ZerexTheCool 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

Just look at Tyrion Lannister, he is supposed to be incredibly mismatched and ugly as all hell.

Instead they cast Peter Dinklage.

[–]raycomfort112 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

The pool of talented "little people" it's much smaller than the general population.

[–]BlankFrank23 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

..and they're all just so damned good-looking! What could we do?

[–]A_Beatle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mutilate all the dwarves!

[–]GoToTell 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Off the path, but THEY FUCKING PRETTIED UP HIS CHARACTER TOO! Pisses me off. I have this motto, that a book is the book and the show is the show, and if you mix up the stories, elements, characters of the two, you're gonna have a bad time. I have that for everything. But the way they saintified Tyrion... They had Shae actively try to kill him, so he was allowed to kill her in in self defense, ugh, I was more than kind mad.

Glad I got that off my chest.

[–]AadeeMoien 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see what you did there.

[–]deliciousdrpepper 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ever watch Jerry Springer's Ringmaster? Same character, trashy trailer park blonde skank pants - fits it perfectly.

[–]Einchy 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

She was supposed to be hot trailer trash. Just because you're trailer trash doesn't mean that you have to be ugly.

[–]mage2k 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

She might have looked worlds better than typical trailer trash but she nailed the character.

[–]rockychunk 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, she WAS born and raised in North Carolina.

[–]pink_play-doh 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

...what's that supposed to mean? JK, I know :( This stupid accent will not go away.

[–]Koopslovestogame 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

See housos on how to correctly show (Aussie) white trash ;)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRz0wDpDtx0

[–]IHateTheLetterF 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crack is a good diet drug.

[–]the_last_fartbender 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

'Trailer trash' bodies are either hot as fuck or morbidly obese. Sometimes both develop depending on age.

Ireland is a great example of this. Traveller women are often jaw dropping (for a while).

[–]SimilarSimian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's until they get married actually. Before this the women can hang out in groups. They can go to the gym together and go out together. Usually one male chaperone in attendance at a distance.

When they get married they are pretty much confined to the home. Now they can only go somewhere with their husband. They tend to eat and drink from boredom.

[–]throwaway566678 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does she always play trashy characters, anyway?

[–]leftnotracks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She and Ethan were the best parts of that show.

[–]Nick357 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is hot trailer trash. They're like unicorns but they exist.

[–]br00t 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are a lot of redneck girls that are surprisingly attractive

[–]hitler-- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you seen her in the old jerry springer movie?

[–]bloodxandxrank 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

I kind of wish she was the new Harley Quinn...

[–]SaintVanilla 49ポイント50ポイント  (6子コメント)

"I'm not married. I'm not married."

"That's great, but why did you say it twice?"

"I didn't."

[–]the_one_54321 27ポイント28ポイント  (5子コメント)

"You see.... it was because of the echo...."

[–]Summerie 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wait, wasn't that the joke?

[–]Justavian 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's a reference to Predator. One of the guys told a similar joke, and the guy he was talking to didn't laugh, so he started to explain the joke...

[–]Summerie 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks!

[–]PittZee 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It happened again...

[–]mr_pleco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It happened again... It happened again...

[–]DrDankMeme 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

so all I have to do is finger a chick

[–]spaghetti_taco 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes it's like pulling the sword from the stone. If you can sneak a digit into her she will fall madly in love with you. Totally works.

[–]Allternator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

All I have to do is ~finger a chick~ be a doctor

[–]Suprchikin 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

I miss this show

[–]killjey 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't believe there wasn't a proper ending

[–]notrunningwater 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think she is smoking hot, and her redneck accent is fucking great in this show. I totally would.

[–]kremlin_ 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Oh shit, I left it in there again?"

[–]daluxe 26ポイント27ポイント  (9子コメント)

There is a contest for the deepest vagina. Judge put his finger inside the next vagina, then put the whole palm, then the whole hand to the shoulder and still doesn't reach. He then takes a pencil and tries to reach the back of that vagina with pencil and accidentally drops it in there. He opens the vagina and looks inside for pencil but it's dark. He puts his head inside and can't see anything. He put his shoulders in, then chest, bottom and legs, he stands up and looks around, he goes to the left then goes to the right. He walks around about half an hour and suddenly sees three human figures far away, he runs to them and shouts 'Please, wait!' They stop and wait for him. It's three soldiers. He asks 'Hey guys have you seen a pencil here? '

'A pencil?! Man we can't find our tank here for almost a week now'

[–]Sapper4 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't get it

[–]timeforpajamas 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

the cavern is so vast that soldiers got lost inside

[–]Sapper4 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that all? It could have just as well been a baseball team

[–]justin_tino 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So the joke about the big vagina contest ended with a big vagina. Huh.

[–]OnBehalfOfThatGuy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The vagina in the joke keeps exceeding our expectation for how big it can be. There is no twist and then it ends.

[–]LandoCalrissian45 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is this by chance a sandy-vagina metaphore that is supposed to represent the Middle East and how shit is constantly fucked over there? If not, then I just don't get it.

[–]concussedYmir 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're just not smart enough to understand all the allegorical, uh, symbolism at work there.

[–]Durandal_1707 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would be more fun if it was WWII uniforms and an appropriate tank to the era.

[–]Ryukashin99 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Sorry, I don't have any cash on me."

[–]Hypnotic_Toad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it read "The Art of Filtering" and it confused the shit out of me.

[–]GlennyBears 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Love this show

[–]LaVidaYokel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuckin' eh. I am a total tv snob who normally can't stomach more than about 5 minutes of anything but this show... this show I can watch repeatedly. Funniest god-damn show ever.

[–]vdagts 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think she is saying "Goldfinger".

[–]CameForThis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably more along the lines of "cold finger".

[–]vvNiCk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny clip, terrible gif

[–]Justavian 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Yeah, i take it off so i don't get your stank on it."

[–]tigrn914 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

The text says all that but her moutj just says "on your finger"

What a shit gif.

[–]triddy5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's like the female equivalent of creepy.

[–]olov244 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

that is how obvious women have to be with me to get the hint

[–]Jedibob7 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because only rookies wear rings while wrist deep.

[–]your_local_librarian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bring back My Name is Earl! Come on, Netflix.

[–]-planejane- -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fart of lirting

[–]EZPlayer123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because doctors take off their rings before getting to work. Duh.

[–]TrueGrey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

weird... haven't thought about this show in years until I started my rewatch yesterday.

[–]EPIC_BOOBS -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

TELEVISION IS JUST LAVATORY FILTH NOW