I think this is a good of time as any to tell this story. I warn you, it isn't very entertaining or very relevant to your post, but I want to share.

I went to a funeral recently for my uncle and his estranged daughter showed up. She is the epitome of white trash. She has 4 different kids from four different fathers. Lives in a trailer. Came to the funeral barefoot and pregnant with number 5 (I wish I was making that up). Picture someone who you would put in the dictionary under white trash and she would be it.

After the funeral, I take my then 2-year old to the wake (or whatever it is called where you eat a lot of food because someone has died) and my daughter is just being really loud and crying for no reason. So I tell the people at the table that I'm sorry she is acting this way, but she is really tired and has boycotted naps recently.

The white trash woman overhears what I say and tells me she has a secret to getting her kids to sleep. She then goes to explain to me that all she does is give them a little Benadryl and they relax and sleep like a charm. I'm sitting her thinking that this woman is drugging her kids to get them to sleep, but she acts like the normal response to a child not sleeping is the slip them something to knock them out. And she had no problem with it!