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[–]angry_lawn_gnome 179ポイント180ポイント  (35子コメント)

The dog looks bored and the cat looks terrified. Where the hell are you driving?

[–]Osiris32 101ポイント102ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'm guess somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert.

[–]ignismcgruff 61ポイント62ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's when the acid started to kick in.

[–]bilgewax 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bat country.

[–]Vaux1916 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're going to need golf shoes.

[–]purple_sage2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog stoned on weed, cat trippin' on acid. Driver is drunk.

[–]Aethermancer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

From the look of the picture, the cameraman took a hit too.

[–]PostModernPost 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

FYI: Fiction Beer Company in Denver has an excellent session IPA called "Somewhere Around Barstow".

[–]mcdoolz 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

We had two bags of catnip.

[–]dylofpickle 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Seventy-five dog treats

[–]YouStupidCunt 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

five high powered laser pointers.

[–]Condoggg 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

1 chew toy, 3 balls of yarn

[–]TaintPosse 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

and an assortment of different uppers, downers and dog knows what else.........It was the Beggin' Strips I was most worried about. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a dog in the depths of an Beggin Strips binge. And we would get to those rotten things soon enough

[–]MachReverb 93ポイント94ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog is thinking, "Why the fuck did we have to bring the cat?", and the cat is thinking, "Why the fuck did they have to bring the cat?"

[–]axcobb 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cat is terrified because this clown is using his cell phone while driving.

[–]straydog1980 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Catnip farm. It's not terror, it's withdrawal.

[–]NotHaley 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just imagine the cat as Pam from Archer.

[–]Zikerz 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog: "We going to the park again, comon, we've been there twice this week already...."

Cat: " HOE LEE FUK! "

[–]Skillsjr 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dogs wondering why they brought the cat

[–]romeskiski 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog is angry because they are making another bathroom break.

[–]vcaguy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anywhere really. Cats typically hate cars and dogs are usually chill with them.

[–]stacktion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Straight into bat country

[–]SaintVanilla 351ポイント352ポイント  (22子コメント)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, you got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, a cat, a dog, it's dark... and you're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

[–]Cheeky_Guy 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

They're on a mission from God.

[–]catherinesaint 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

My son's Boy Scout troop was selling pies. They went door to door and told people they were on a mission from God. They sold the --it out of those pies!

[–]IAmBadAtInternet 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can't stop here, this is bat country.

[–]your_local_librarian 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely the cat saying this.

[–]CIAdaniel 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

[Greatest chase scene of all time ensues]

[–]Nullcast 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

east bound and down, loaded up and truckin'...

[–]Dick_n_a_Box 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

They're gonna do what they say can't be done.

[–]SgtSlaughterEX 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Convoy!

[–]Dick_n_a_Box 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight

[–]superdan267 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 106 miles to Chicago

I thought you enhanced a road sign on OP's sunglasses at first

[–]Cheeky_Guy 65ポイント66ポイント  (13子コメント)

Why does your dog look like Steve Buscemi?

[–]bereblanc 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

he's kinda funny lookin....

[–]inkrat 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ja...

[–]Bladelink 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny lookin? How?

I don't know, just kinda funny lookin'.

[–]GoToTell 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey, is Fargo the series any good?

[–]zgrove 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was thinking Samuel Jackson

We need a photoshop of the dog as Jules, and the driver as Vincent. I don't know who the cat would be

[–]PrincessPoutine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, I was thinking Sam Jackson, too! Especially in Django unchained

[–]rockocanuck 81ポイント82ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog: "dude... another selfie?"

Cat: "holy fucking shit man, put the phone down you crazy bastard"

Hoomun: "smile bitches, for karma"

[–]daweasel 47ポイント48ポイント  (11子コメント)

Never let a cat loose in a car... unless you're prepared to crush him while emergency braking

[–]bewbsilike 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Dunno, it really depends on the cat's temperament. I wouldn't dream of letting my current cat lose in the car because she'd destroy everything and everyone from the panic, but my previous cat was the chillest cat ever, he's just sit and look at all the sights and then go out for walks on a leash.

[–]mikedt 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

On long trips, our cat just falls asleep in the lap of whoever is driving. He never goes for a passenger, only the driver.

[–]Jubguy3 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

can you get like a cat holder for your car?

[–]FarmerTedd 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean animal crate? Nah, I think they're sold out.

[–]SlaebNi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never let a cat loose in a car... unless you're prepared to crush him while emergency braking

I knew this comment was coming.

[–]stumblebreak 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Dog is the muscle

Cat is the wildcard

And considering you took a selfie while driving I'm going to say you're the looks.

So you just have to get the brains and you have yourself a good gang.

[–]nickipps 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's the first time anyone has called him the looks

[–]stumblebreak 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess he could be the useless white chick. So now they need looks and a the brain.

[–]windmilltheory 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The human is the wheel-man, cat is the safe-cracker and the dog is the muscle.

[–]Anna_Namoose 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is that Bucky, Satchel and Rob?

[–]smartzie 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

If only the expressions on the animals were switched, it would be perfect.

[–]olafthebent 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

So the Cat is Hunter S. Thompson and the dog is the Samoan Lawyer... and it's bat country

[–]cutehulhu 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your dog looks a lot like Ron Swanson. Well done.

[–]ASmileOnTop 58ポイント59ポイント  (40子コメント)

Pay attention to the road, get off your phone, moron

Edit: look at the reflection in his glasses you nubs

[–]evileddy 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Aye, came here to give him shit for this as well!

BOOO OP! BOOOOOOOO!!!

[–]death-adder 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea fuck people who do this. I almost was killed on my motorcycle this morning by some teenage asshole who pulled out while dicking around on his phone. People all jumped to the defense of that driver who had his window shattered by HA last week. But I guarantee that asshole did somthing stupid like this to deserve it.

[–]merkins_galore 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That bitch that didn't want to go and the pussy that thinks you are driving too fast.

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Together, they fight crime.

[–]guyinthehoody 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This summer, get ready for one howl of a ride.

[–]vanessa_coco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

the cat is the only one paying attention to the road:))

[–]b4xt3r 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't slow down here! This is bat country!

[–]vriendhenk 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog somehow seems less exited that you put your cats mix-tape on.

[–]The_Opera_Guy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Road trippin' with my two favorite allies,
fully loaded we got snacks and supplies,
it's time to leave this town, it's time to steal away,
Let's go get lost anywhere in the U.S.A.

[–]dodgersbenny 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

This looks like it could be turned into a childrens book or movie. Where is u/shitty_watercolour when you need him?

[–]Anna_Namoose 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why not just use Get Fuzzy?

[–]olafthebent 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

... I miss Get Fuzzy

"MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY"

[–]Anna_Namoose 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you dont have it, "The Get Fuzzy Experience" collection is incredible. Has the list of rejected characters which is worth it alone

[–]toadbearman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cats are never prepared for human shenanigans.

[–]Sylvester_Scott 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holiday ROOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOOOAD!

[–]stillnoturday 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dog is my power animal.

[–]jawells630 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to see this illustrated

[–]delslow 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dog looks like he's about to enforce some sh*t. You guys tracking a lost iPhone or something? =P

[–]delslow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat looks like he doesn't want any trouble... I'd be the cat in this "let's go find my stolen sh*t" posse.

[–]robletcher 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat: "This is great! Look how fast we're going!!" Dog: "I'm gettin' too old for this shit."

[–]sirjerfalot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This photo is begging to be face swapped. Can a photoshop wizard out there please grant this to us?

[–]legendoflink3 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Put voices for the animals. And this would make a great comedic movie.

[–]ItsDarts 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Use Ben Stein for the dogs voice.

[–]branhasti 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat: we can't stop here. This is bat country!

[–]AtL_eAsTwOoD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog is sick of your shit.

[–]cats_go_moo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That cat has seen some shit

[–]konoo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dog looks like Jack Nicholson, you must rename him Jack.

[–]Jacks_Grin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog looks like samuel l jackson

[–]Rtdassow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dog looks like the real life version of an angry Jake from adventure time

[–]qonman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pinky and the brain!

[–]vechmaster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somebody please photoshop sunglasses on the cat and the dog

[–]mattwb72 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dog has seen some miles.

[–]catherinesaint 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat is more into it than the dog.

[–]1fuathyro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to ride on the happy train!

[–]The_Zak-Attak 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

On the prowl for pussy, bitches and broads. Respectively.

[–]Piano_ManT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please tell me someone has faceswapped his picture

[–]chaddarcheese 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your dog looks like Pakoon from Naruto!!!

[–]imanAholebutimfunny 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

dog is tired of this crap, the cat is wired for no reason, and then he is just chillin

[–]fluos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

shrek, pretty much

[–]lilgamelvr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did the cat and dog switch personalities?

[–]98chevysilverado 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jack Nicholson dog

[–]Algernon33 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat: WE ALL GONNA DIEE!

[–]1track_mind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cats like this Shit is kickin in. The dogs like I don't feel Shit yet.

[–]gooserooster88 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dog is the champion of resting bitch face.

[–]yepwhocares 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man he must become the official Grumpy dog

[–]Morser-92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone please make a Movie DVD cover for this!

[–]doodiestew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Put the phone down you fucking jackass.

[–]wisas62 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did you get them to sit still long enough to take the picture??

[–]scootstah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone photoshop Samuel L Jackson onto the dog, please.

[–]Muddpup64 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Road trippin' with my to favorite allies...

[–]reacher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

For a brief moment I thought your dog was way more excited than he is

[–]loftzilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Homeward Bound 4

[–]t3kvk6 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat: What's in the road, a head?

Dog: What's in the road ahead?

[–]SuperNOVA703 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dog looks like Trevor from GTA5

[–]quipstad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best story based on this picture gets gold. GO!

[–]nieuwphilly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Strangely, both of your pets look like you....

[–]JB_Amity 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL a grumpy nope dog and a shocked cat !

[–]coifox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Face swap cat and dog. It would be awesome.

[–]reddthattwice 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Peter,

You smell really really bad.

Sincerely, A guy who's balls you've seen

[–]almightyjebus99 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your dog has resting bitch face.

[–]pertante 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

But is actually having a blast. The cat on the other hand is probably about to lose it's shit.... and take a shit......

[–]Alarmed_Ferret 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, it's Road Trip! Starring This_Geig as the owner, Samuel Jackson as the dog, and Wallace Shawn as the cat!

[–]AccordionORama 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Name the drug each one is on.

[–]Aureez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Using your phone while driving, smart.

[–]Voxmasher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't wish to alarm you there OP... But it seems your cat and dog swapped minds.

[–]malbane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's so grumps!!

[–]KaloM360 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat: We're going to Disney World! Yay!

Dog: No, they are going to take your balls away.

Cat: I don't like playing with balls anyway.

Dog: blank stare

[–]Peabush 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get off your phone moron..!

[–]camocarter1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog looks like Samuel l Jackson

[–]goodgulfgrayteeth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog looks grim, cat's shitting his pants...

[–]KWITHI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That cat is adorable but this whole picture just makes me nervous. Cat loose in car, taking pic on phone while driving, dog not wearing seat belt.

[–]CalmerWithKarma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok I know that's not the dog's dick but that had me fooled for a while. What is it!?

[–]awesomeish44 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog looks a lot like Ren Hoek.....

[–]locutus001 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is perfect. You have the calm driver. The passenger who is tired and kinda grumpy on road trips and the other passenger who is paranoid and terrified every time they get in the car with someone. Sums up the perfect road trip.

[–]OpusMioda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That cat has seen some shit.

[–]Sharkn91 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit that cat is high as fuck.

[–]syzmcs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone do a face swap on this, pls.

[–]GeneralMalaiseRB 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is one smug puggle. A smuggle, if you will.

[–]bayareadream20 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are his loyal companions!! More loyal yen any human can be

[–]csatvtftw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can I join?

[–]S_Yoruichi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat on board, dog not so much

[–]sargentsexual 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get ur motor runnin.....

[–]shadowanddaisy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your dog resembles Jack Nicholson in this photo. Hope he's not as crabby....

[–]Mercedene_Morghon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You look just like my fiance.

[–]musiton 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dog looks like jack Nicholson.

[–]Texas25lol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait shouldn't the expressions be opposite for the cat and dog

[–]PiztolWhip 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please tell me their names are Groucho Barx and Scaredy Cat...?

[–]it_burns_69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

One foot on the gas and one on the brake..

[–]Comms 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This will be a meme tomorrow.

[–]chandlerj333 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/dogsthatlooklikesamuelljackson

[–]Metki 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminded me of this

[–]Gratescrates 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back seat scratcher.

[–]LilAzzKicker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, Jon Arbuckle!

[–]tallpapab 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a Pixar movie begging to be made.

[–]Cumstain_McGee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a puggle?

[–]ProfoundlyProfound 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your cat's face right when he realized he was stuck on a road trip between one crazy and one clueless asshole.

[–]Jerrrel[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Road trippin with my two favorite allies...fully loaded we got snacks and supplies"

[–]RunAMuckGirl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha!! That's a great shot. The look on that cat's face. Cat's are territorial so he's all like "I don't know where we are going!!!!!" and the dog's like.."Running with the pack.. road trip man." He needs some sun glasses too.

[–]vintageChrome 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to log in at work just so I could up-vote this.

[–]ConorTheLoser 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't mix uppers and downers

[–]Solbrim 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like a fight is about to break out.

[–]irondentist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What gave your cat a wide eyed look, gave your dog a red rocket.