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[–]bunglejerry 563ポイント564ポイント  (44子コメント)

  • Pic 1: a pig's head.
  • Pics 2-12: someone playing with meat.
  • Pics 13-15: dafuq?
  • Pic 16: a woman's head.

[–]mmm31415 325ポイント326ポイント  (22子コメント)

like those stupid owl drawing lessons

step 1 draw two circles step 2 draw the fucking owl

[–]ProudPeopleofRobonia 303ポイント304ポイント  (20子コメント)

[–]wradball 65ポイント66ポイント  (2子コメント)

Best part of that strip is the last panel, "Learn how to draw like Albert Durer" with the mom+baby holding an oval with a line through it.

[–]ianthenerd 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like a classic image of the Virgin Mary and Jesus, judging by the the style, but there's no halo around Jesus.
Maybe he took it off, squished it, and bisected it.

"He took the oval, broke it, and gave it to his friends and said: take, eat, and draw the Tick."

[–]TabithaCarrington 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes! I think of this everytime I hear somebody talking about the "step 1 draw circles step 2 draw great art" type gag and haven't seen this comic in like 20 years.

[–]griintii 52ポイント53ポイント  (5子コメント)

13 is my favorite, they should have stopped there and called it a day.

[–]MetaMythical 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, they left out the picture with the black magic

[–]notyetdeleted 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you look through the steps backwards, a woman went in to get routine surgery, and she was turned into a pig.

[–]HAL9000000 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let's just say I'm skeptical. The biggest jump is between 14 and 15. Would really need to see some in-between shots for those two to believe this.

[–]sploinch 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No.15 is the woman from photo 16 wearing a bald cap.

[–]8-Bit-Gamer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha my thought process exactly to a T

[–]loudandlow 584ポイント585ポイント  (151子コメント)

The last two pictures are of a woman sticking her head through the table.

[–]loyallemons 153ポイント154ポイント  (120子コメント)

Would kinda suck to be the lady chosen that resembles a pig...

[–]dafuq453 571ポイント572ポイント  (100子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that's Meghan Trainor.

[–]tpx187 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

"You look like a pig. Not a fat pig. A sexy, skinny, thin pig. "

-Todd Glass

[–]cakey138 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

Speaking of lady pigs, did you hear miss piggy and Kermit the frog are getting divorced?! There's got to be a joke here somewhere.

[–]jonut73 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

He caught her porking somebody else?

[–]sheez 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's enough Internet for you Dad.

[–]LookDaddyImASurfer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's tired of constantly having a frog stuck in her throat.

[–]ClownTaint 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, that's none of my business.

[–]SLUzer07 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shame. I heard Mickey and Minnie are getting divorced too... Most people said it was because she was crazy... Mickey said that's party true but she's really just fucking Goofy.

[–]vape_related 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

what is green and smells like pork? Kermits middle finger.

[–]loyallemons 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

How bout "Ms. Piggy really took the divorce hard" or something along that line.

[–]penis-in-the-booty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But she doesn't, that's the thing.

[–]KeenBlade 52ポイント53ポイント  (3子コメント)

I agree: the transition is too abrupt and the final result too perfect. But as a whole, it's an effective piece of art, definitely gets your attention.

[–]monkeyfullofbarrels 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Came in for the debunk. Still reading for the actual source.

We are so headed into the new dark ages; the misinformation age.

[–]doodies 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine it went something like this:

Hey you're a plastic surgeon, can you make a convincing person from this pig head?

Yeah no problem.

8 hours later... well fuck, this looks like shit. Quick, put that girl through this hole in the table.

[–]Nazoropaz 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

nah man, the whole bottom row is a woman's head, just with varying levels of shit slapped around on it. The entire thing is a dude fucking around with a pigs head, except the last row, the pictures have been very cleverly placed though.

[–]Necromanticer 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

ITT: No one understands makeup isn't applied until you've got a roughly face shaped pig-head.

[–]GreenVoltage 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

yeah I would retitle this "plastic surgeon and makeup artist turn a pig head into a human head"

A good makeup artist can make a flat piece of skin look three dimensional and real.

Here are some great examples of crazy well done makeup from reddit's own /r/makeupaddiction, the girls there are very talented, and don't only do everyday looks!

This is a forewarning that most of these images are scary!

https://i.imgur.com/Ayxhe.png

https://i.imgur.com/eS6UGWY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/B7IFBOa.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/xPV3qYw.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/oM9d4Wc.jpg

[–]ADMINlSTRAT0R 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

you're right. I am well aware of the level of expertise today's plastic surgeons have. They definitely CAN do this.
But part of me can't help but being skeptical and thinking there is a possibility of it being just a woman sticking her head through the table.

[–]iamagod_____ 74ポイント75ポイント  (8子コメント)

Goes from a shitty fucked up still pig face to a human face in two easy steps. Nah.

[–]MacheteDont 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

And while live skin and flesh can heal, and scars on it can become less visible over time, this apparently dead pig flesh and skin can also do the same.

I'm walking towards the good ol' BS alarm button as we speak.

[–]Sinartionel 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

You can probably use a bunch of chemicals on a death pig you couldn't on a live human though.

Like whatever they use to make mock chicken.

And make-up can go a long way.

[–]MacheteDont 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is true, and you're right.

Though I'm still not convinced in this particular case. If I were to take a guess I'd say this was some kind of art stuff, or a weird illustration piece, or something, instead of what OP claims.

[–]LazyTriggerFinger 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reminds me of most photoshop tutorials. They get to the final 2 steps and boom! Magic.

[–]WellPaidRichPerson 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let's just start with the fact that dead skin/meat isn't going to heal on the operating table like that

[–]londonladse 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Friend is a plastic surgeon. They definately CANT do this.

[–]Kev_Mentos 189ポイント190ポイント  (12子コメント)

Waaaaa? Get outta here.

The transition from 3rd to last to 2nd to last is ridiculous. I want to see a whole page outlining THAT step, please.

Doesn't plastic surgery rely a whole lot on the natural healing process? how can you simply shape SEPARATE PIECES of dead meat into SEAMLESS skin and lips and cartilage? How does he get the joins to mould together with NO STITCHES? Did the dead pig meat heal itself together to create smooth, non scarred skin?

Like I said, get outta here.

[–]Vukk_Hsyrd 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think this centerfold is supposed to make you think twice about eating pork. Because they look just like us if you give extensive magical plastic surgery or something?

Anyway, the transition between 3rd to last and 2nd to last is a transition from fucked up bacon on a pig skull to a wax form of a human head.

That's not plastic surgery.

[–]assholesallthewaydow 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should just show a pigs head. Bacon looks delicious, whole pigs look kind of gross once they mature.

[–]El_Dumfuco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know it's fake, but meat glue maybe?

[–]ADMINlSTRAT0R 121ポイント122ポイント  (2子コメント)

m'lardy.

[–]Vault-Tec_Security 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

*tip rotting pig scalp

[–]Gonzanic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You leave my sister out of this!!!

[–]Zyras_Bush 50ポイント51ポイント  (4子コメント)

The pig must be smiling in the picture because it knows its gonna look pretty afterwards.

[–]Chitownsly 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Now we know where the expression put lipstick on a pig comes from.

[–]VAG0 95ポイント96ポイント  (2子コメント)

All about that bass bout that bass

[–]Miskatonic_River 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

But already it was impossible to say which was which.

[–]violentphotography 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, I understood that reference!

[–]Vukk_Hsyrd 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just want everyone to know that I also understood the reference.

[–]10gauge 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Since when do stitches and scars heal on a dead pigs head? Totally bogus

[–]sargentsexual 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

Da fuq did I just see

[–]rectum3 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

An advertisement for a plastic surgeon. A funny one. And people think it's real and are analyzing it. Fuck this gay Earth....

[–]ultrafud 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not real. The last two images look nothing like the first set. Look at any modern face transplants and you'll realize how this couldn't be real. Its either art or advertising.

[–]AR-47 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean, the dead pig doesn't need proper tissue connections or anything else. It could be real, but nowhere near what can be done to a living human.

[–]TesticleMeElmo 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

I wouldn't mind porkin' that babe.

[–]burner08152 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (6子コメント)

Okay ISIS.

[–]TesticleMeElmo 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

pork isn't haram.

[–][deleted] 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

pork isn't haram.

Um, yes, yes it is haram ("forbidden"). I think you meant "halal."

[–]capn_ed 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

But you want to put it in your harem, don't you?

[–]oranurpianist 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

"I have stood knee deep in mud and bone and filled my lungs with mustard gas. I have seen two brothers fall. I have lain with holy wars and copulated with the autumnal fallout. I have dug trenches for the refugees; I have murdered dissidents where the ground never thaws and starved the masses into faith. A child's shadow burnt into the brickwork. A house of skulls in the jungle. The innocent, the innocent, Mandus, trod and bled and gassed and starved and beaten and murdered and enslaved. This is your coming century! They will eat them Mandus, they will make pigs of you all and they will bury their snouts into your ribs and they will eat your hearts!"

[–]phatjohnsn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Adele?

[–]Reginald_Venture 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paging Dr. Moreau....

[–]TheDarwinChronicles 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And everybody scoffed at Kevin Smith for that Tusk movie.

[–]Lou__Tennant 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Miss Piggy?

[–]LGR1994 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

makeover after breaking up with Kermit

[–]secondnameIA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

but can he make a human face into a pig?

[–]VFDKlaus 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

[–]El_Lasto_Starfighter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

explains my ex-wife.

[–]_McLovin84 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This reminds me of that "Twilight Zone" episode where everybody was pigs. ugh

[–]bunglejerry 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that's making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

[–]schmeal 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

What magazine was this published in?

[–]morbid237 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was wondering the same thing. I want to see the rest of the magazine.

[–]bobbythecorky 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure but I think I saw this once in a David Lachapelle book (Heaven to Hell)

Edit : book name

[–]soupflie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And they say men are pigs..

[–]ChiefGingy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if he did any work on character models for amnesia... creepy af

[–]NlghtmanCometh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL my ex GF looks like a pig.

[–]Bullet_Time_000 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone get Clan Tzimisce on the line...

[–]EdgHG 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

it is too much of a jump from the 3rd to last and the 2nd to last photo. I don't believe this to be real.

[–]heathcliff93 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So fake I'm gonna die

[–]TheWhiteTestament 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That human pig looks hotter than my wife.

[–]Donner1701 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Turning a pig into a woman? Usually when you get married, the opposite happens.

[–]Rupart 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fantastic! Did the pig survive?

[–]MrSkeltal_NeedsDoots 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like Adele and Meghan Trainor had a baby...

[–]fuhrerhealth[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is sow creepy.

[–]IBrowseWTF 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dead flesh can't heal or seal up.

This is bullshit.

[–]shutterbug90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like Meghan Trainer

[–]jolapeta 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No he didn't.

[–]zelegp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't like this.

[–]blackcloud610 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

[–]lone_star_dietz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. Do it on a live pig now, and model the face to look as super hot middle eastern lady as possible.

  2. ISIS defeated.

[–]Christiancrew 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Meagan Trainor?

[–]NotEzrasWife 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is hope for me yet!

[–]sincewedidthedo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

mmm, lady-bacon...

[–]Jaydubya05 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That'd be the best gunshot to the face practical movie effect of all time

[–]OtterAutisticBadger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hannibal? Is that you?

[–]kinjinsan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dead tissue sure heals real nice. And quick too!

Hey, you know what I heard? I heard Webster's and Oxford removed the word "gullible" from the dictionary.

[–]iseeabadmoonrising 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nightmare fuel. But, also amazing. Wow.

[–]0bel1sk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If they can turn a pig into a woman, they can turn a woman into a pig... now i can't wait for all the counter culture to turn the world into the set of Howard the Duck.

[–]mobius1_goonsquad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you imagine how terrifying it would be if pigs were running around with human faces? Holy fuck

[–]j0hnqpublic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well...there's that...

[–]walrudos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's Ms. Piggy!

[–]imawesomepants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

10 of 10 would bring pig to again!

[–]FurtiveNeptune 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But the pig looked so happy with the way he/she was....

[–]josueg123 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

And this is how Op's mom was created

[–]Dr_SnM -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't want to know what he did with it afterwards.

[–]SimplisticBiscuit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Straight from /r/WTF. At least put x-post in the title, man.

[–]YourFurryFriend 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like I complained to all my math profs when they were doing a proof: Uh, dude, I think you skipped a few steps.

[–]majorfoodie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

...aaaas you do.

[–]vanlynxnaarrechts -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did the patient live, though?

[–]EDL1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That pig looked so happy

[–]FlyOnDreamWings 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not so impressive when you remember this thing is dead and matching up blood vessels etc. isn't important.

[–]an_old_methuselah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jerry it's a pig man!

[–]thewolfunknown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the pig man Jerry!!

[–]LGR1994 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ms. Piggy really took that break up hard..extreme measures!

[–]SlackliningClimber 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The pig looks happy to have been included.

[–]wizardofpoops 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I know who that bitch was

[–]sci-fi-lullaby 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looked like such a happy pig too, now I'm sad

[–]anod0s 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you can shapemeat to look like anything. Would it survive?

[–]Roko-with-a-wrench 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The picture didn't load so all I could see was my face reflecting on my screen. I feel offended right now.

[–]Redditbiznatch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kardashian's surgeon is the best!

[–]White-and-Nerdy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Two words. Nightmare fuel.

[–]DuckingShot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

this made me sick as shit.

[–]mauromrk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

reminds me a lot of people i meet every day

[–]barto5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had a date like that once in reverse. Went to bed with a chick with a human head. Woke up with a pig. I don't drink so much anymore...

[–]Mugros 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

art project

[–]HokieScott 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Twilight Zone did the reverse in 1960 in "The Eye of the Beholder"

[–]randymarsh4president 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

tell your psychiatrist this is one of your favorite meals. See where that gets you.

[–]icanfly342 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why does the pig look so happy in the first picture?

[–]FlaccidRichard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Knit one, purl two...

[–]Dinja 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess thats something you could do.

[–]NutCases 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's disgusting. eww looking at a pig is horrible I hate pigs, then that wow TMI TMI

[–]kayskupkakes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe we should stop asking how and start asking why...

[–]MarkelVick -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

But can he do it to a live pig, now I would pay to see that pig with a human face at any state fair!

[–]FreeGiraffeRides 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone's saying this is impossible, but it's so simple: show the pictures backward. You just do it in reverse.

[–]Mordh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

SAW? Anyone? No?

[–]MsDoubleEffs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That pig looks super stoked in the first pic

[–]Duneguy1993 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Twilight Zone much lmfao

[–]halfwoodenjacket 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pig's head in picture one looks particularly smug for a dead head.

[–]ImmaculateDeity 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great, now I can't tell the difference between a normal human and a manbearpig

[–]AndreLouis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's, quite possibly, the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

The only thing worse would be one final pic: the eyes open and staring at you.

[–]quicheanus 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

this isn't creepy this is incredible and ur a lil bitch. If only /r/creepy was actually creepy.

[–]Robotimus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

With summer winding down, it's almost time for the 'creepy' fog pictures too.

[–]Bethel92 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not trying to be rude but does anyone else think the finished product looks like Taylor Schilling ?