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The best blowjob of my life (self.TheRedPill)

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Summary I set off a 50 megaton dread bomb, got the best blowjob of my life, and walked away disgusted.

There she was, my soon to be ex wife Anna, doing what she nearly never did in my marriage, getting on her knees to suck my dick. We were just talking business outside of her office, and then I noticed she was gaming me. Your dick can make some bad decisions, but c'est la vie.

Holy shit. Who was this woman? Certainly not the corpse sex, "your dick makes my mouth hurt" shrew I was married to. This was a ho, who knew how to suck a dick. Taking it in deep. Grabbing my balls. That tongue action. This was the best blowjob in my life. Up until now, the best blowjob was something I resigned stay in the past with Melissa.

Melissa was that girl in highschool you just had a thing for. She was exactly what you were in to, and that right mix of sexy, cute, and hot. I didn't know it then, but in those days, I never had to work for girls or pussy. I played in a semi-successful rock band. I was a star athlete, albeit on a low quality team. Spoke two languages well, a third poorly, and was very well traveled. I just thought I was good with the ladies. I'm a little wiser now to know better.

When things started happening with Melissa, every sexual progression was like Christmas. You know that scene in East Bound and Down where you wait all season to see April's tits? Its kind of like that. God, she had a deliciously curvy body. Well, after all that build up, even a good blowjob can become great. Melissa, as it turns out, knew how to suck a dick, so a great blowjob became legendary. Theres something about a girl you find genuinely hot, with her lips around your cock that makes the whole thing hotter. When I came, my eyes rolled back and I felt like I was near blackout levels of pleasure.

I thought a perfect storm of fellatio like that would never come together again, so I resigned it into the past. Marriage is marriage, and I swallowed the blue pill, performing my duty as the doting husband.

That is, until I caught my soon to be ex-wife on two bombs - haing an affair(s) and lying about a ridiculous sum of debt. There is no need to get in the details, but my story is just like all the other trainwreck marriage stories you read on here. Deadbedroom. No blowjobs. Rare duty sex. A secret hidden amount of crippling debt. Then she has (likely a few) affairs. I'm one of those guys.

I looked at my wife again. Again, I thought who was this woman? I'm getting my dick sucked by a porn star. Shes doing this thing with her tongue while deepthroating that feels amazing while shes lightly scratching my balls. Fuck.

This bitch knew how to do this all along and never gave a fuck about my pleasure right up until I caught her, had the capacity to expose her, and had all my shit moved out. Its not that she couldn't or all the other bullshit excuses she gave me, its because she didn't give a fuck to reciprocate. Yeah, I got her off orally all the time. Yeah, I lifted. I was in great shape. I took care of the man shit around the house well (rebuild a transaxle level). She didn't give a fuck.

Thats right up until a 50 megaton dread bomb was set to go off, and she started sucking dick as if her social life depended on it.

As I was getting close to climax, a mix of anger, pleasure and satisfaction swirled together and I never came harder in my life.

Thats when I thought, fuck this, I don't want it.

I left. She knew exactly how to make me happy, its that she didn't care. I was the perfect blue-pill white knight. She was fat, I was in shape. I did a lot of housework. Cooking. Fixing all her stuff. She took and reciprocated with a dead bedroom or corpse sex. Yet, the capacity for her to give me pleasure was there all along. I only got it when it benefited her, to try to lure me back in.

I was bamboozled by the blue-pill. I didn't want her or the best blowjob of my life. I didn't want to play a dread game, either. I just wanted this shitty bitch gone. I wanted a taste of what I used to be back.

You can have your fucking marriage dread game. I have a much hotter, younger, more stable, more interesting girlfriend now. She knows how I feel about marriage. She knows, going in, things like duty sex, lies, disrespect is not tolerated. End result - we treat each other with respect. Its very healthy.

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[–]cmiovino 118ポイント119ポイント  (7子コメント)

This also supports the cock carousel 'fact'. I'm sure Anna didn't wake up one day with the glorious ability to suck a dick like a professional porn star.

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 65ポイント66ポイント  (6子コメント)

Exactly. Saving the Best, by Rollo comes to mind.

She always knew how. This, combined with a few other things just made me disgusted.

I walked away and rebuilt myself.

[–]nemaxofredpill 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah. I get really close to falling in love with my main but then she gives me bomb head. I'm talking the ability to bob and massage the nuts all the while using her other hand at the bottom of the shaft type of dome. Yes it feels great but that whole "I've only been with 4 guys and your are the 5th" comes to mind and gives me a severe case of the bullshit-itus.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

Some are naturally better than others, also some actually give a shit about it. Two virgins sucked me off first try, was with one nearly ten years the other was an Arab girl. One of my 40 year old fwb sucks cock like a pro. Fucking incredible, edging over and over, can get you off at will. Others with known high counts are bad at it.

Practice doesn't make perfect, girls aren't good at many things, even sex.

[–]RPthrowaway123 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some are more naturally talented, some watch porn and pick things up, and some get really into it because they want to please you. There are a lot of potential reasons. I'm just happy when I find a girl who gives good head.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm just happy when I find a girl who gives good head.

Same here, I don't care how she got good at it, just 5hat she puts in the effort with me.

[–]Newbosterone 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Two virgins sucked me off first try, was with one nearly ten years

Hopefully the missing word is"ago" and not "old"!

the other was an Arab girl.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, she was 21 when we met in 03, divorced in 13, was with her for nearly ten years.

[–]BluepillProfessor 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well I guess we won't be seeing you over on Married Red Pill [:

Thanks for this and congratulations on your realization.

Consider that she not only didn't care about reciprocating, she actually gained pleasure from denying you pleasure. She resented you for not dominating her. She wanted needed you to throw her on her knees and shove your cock in her mouth like Chad to release her inner slut. If you had (metaphorically) thrown her down years earlier, your anger might have been in a different place when you finally awoke.

TLDR: Be pissed all you want at the lying ho but AWALT.

[–]lurkingtacopiller 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite AWALT saying is courtesy of Beige Phillip: "Don't get mad at fish for swimming"

[–]1TomDemian 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

Abundance mentality is the mentality of the best men for a reason. Our power comes from within. It cannot be used up, therefore a strong man uses his power freely.

A woman's power comes from her sexuality and in time she will lose or give away all of her power. Therefore she must hold it in reserve, only doling out just enough to get what she wants.

Alpha males are bank robbers who raid the inner vaults of a woman's sexuality. Beta males open a savings account with a low interest rate.

[–]Trpidation 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Our power comes from within. It cannot be used up, therefore a strong man uses his power freely.

Holy shit, this is the puzzle piece I've been looking for for a long time. A whole bunch of things just clicked all at once about what it means to truly be a man, one of my current struggles. (Everybody needs to read No More Mr. Nice Guy if they haven't already.)

Great insights, thank you.

[–]totorox 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the generative force. It can be used up by wasting it through pointless endeavors and sexuality (masturbation comes to mind). Our job is to focus it right. "Sinning" comes from a greek word in the new testament which is an archery term that means "missing the mark".

[–]southpawshuffle 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'm sorry that happened to you. I encourage you to read "Women's Infidelity", written by a woman, that provides a window into how all that happened. She also writes about the "don't leave me" blowjob.

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't feel sorry. Its like what Beige Philip says, "Everyone gets got."

The difference is what do you do with that.

I got someone more than a decade younger than my ex wife, who is hotter, cooks, smarter, better in bed, and a better partner. If that fucks up, I'll move on from that too.

[–]612magxl 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

Where can we find this article called "women's infidelity." Written by a woman? Do you remember her name?

[–]southpawshuffle 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

check out theredpill subreddit. there is a post today summarizing the book. I tried to copy and paste a link but of course it was removed by a bot.

[–]612magxl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found it just by googling Womens Infidelity. Looks like a good book! Thanks for the tip

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That my post. I put up a more detailed summary. Its on the front page, titled Women's Infidelity (I & II) - What women really mean when they say, “I’m not happy" Michelle Langley

[–]GASTON_TONNERRECOQ 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

She knows how I feel about marriage. She knows, going in, things like duty sex, lies, disrespect is not tolerated.

Women have integrity amnesia and will try to change the deal. Always be prepared to walk if you want to maintain this sort of situation, or just go find it again.

[–]evileddy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit yeah.. every time I dump a girl.. suddenly and magically she's on her knees sucking me off like a pro... and I'm like "Where the FUCK did THIS come from? She never did this when we dated.."

Saving the best, indeed!

[–]DogInTheBath 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god this sounds too much like my ex. I dumped her but we continued to meet occasionally and have the best sex ever. She did exactly what I wanted, all that nasty shit she refu sed to do before. They can't take the fact they aren't wanted anymore and pull out all the stops to get you back. Then once they have you game over.

Don't ever let them think they have all of you, even if they do.

[–]caucasianinasia 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My now ex-wife and I were getting a divorce. We went to the lawyer that day and had agreed on what the asset split was going to be. That night, she gave me the best blow job ever. As I lay there afterwards, I asked her why she did that and she replied that she did it because I was taking care of her. I thought to myself "I just had a $180,000 blow job!". I'll never forget that!

[–]spicedncoke 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

Well done. Your story is almost word for word what happened to me.

The best blowjob I ever got was when I was 17. Lisa sucked cock and rode me like a champ. Curves in all the right places, nice tits...to this day I still haven't had blowjobs as good as her...although it came close a few times.

Long story short, I was in a near 5 year relationship. I was lucky to get sex twice a week or more from her, no blowjobs, starfish sex, boring, rarely had meals cooked for me even when I worked late. Caught her having an affair with another guy. She begged for me back and stupidly enough I half entertained the offer. What followed was sex whenever I wanted, new positions, and blowjobs on demand. I left. You didn't bother to try for the last 18 months but all of a sudden you wanted to for 3? Fuck that shit.

Luckily I was sleeping with someone else at the time and I was curious to see how things panned out with her. We started off slowly but we are more comfortable with each other in bed, I enjoy her sexuality and her as a person. It was worth it, and now in an LTR with her for a year. It was worth the wait and I am really happy. I hope you'll find solace too.

Best of luck.

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

These stories are so similar, aren't they. It could be any of the horror stories that people post here. There nearly interchangeable. I don't think this would be true if the pattern was discussed more openly for the younger generation..

Places like this seem to be one of the few places where men can congregate and share stories. I'm not surprised we're limited in this regard. When we compare notes, we find its basically the same game played on us. What, I think is threatening about it is that the younger guys are listening.

I don't censor myself in this regard anymore. What annoys me is the silence and hesitancy to speak plainly about marriage when a younger male asks. I'm glad they have places to hear it now.

[–]RememberingAlpha 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

I dated a University cheerleader for a year, and then found she hadn't cheated yet but was talking to a guy she met on spring break. When I tried to leave and walk out she threw herself on the ground in front of me and gave me the don't leave blow job. I foolishly ended up not leaving, and three weeks later I saw that the next weekend she cheated, and I also got the pleasure of reading the most graphic sexting I've ever seen that will haunt me till I die. Full of all the shit I wanted and the other guys had gotten in her past. She said verbatim "I didn't want you to think I was a slut." Jesus christ. All women REALLY ARE like this.

[–]3 Endorsed ContributorSkorchZang 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yet she's only too happy to be a slut for Chad. The old saying is very much true, we show a woman the kind of man we are, so that she can be the kind of woman she needs to be to keep you around. Nothing personal, just battle tactics.

Man try to not beat yourself up about the sexting you read too much. Nothing personal there, again. It changes you, when you realize it's never personal with a woman... There is nothing to get happy about if a girl loves you, and nothing to mourn if she thinks you're a worthless piece of shit. These things are impersonal, men are similar to theatric props (for the woman's life) without any unique individuality or special consideration. Women's mantra: a prop is a prop is a prop, just get the best you can for every situation and need.

[–]RememberingAlpha 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't help that she was my first girlfriend. Its just infuriating to look back and now be able to see so clearly how it went down. I was a senior in college on top of my game, president of greek life, spinning 5 plates, she was one of them. for the first few months before it was official she was more than happy to be my slut. Then we started dating, even though I was aware of the redpill I completely let my guard down and the Beta backslide began. Then I knocked her up, even though she was on birth control, and in the month before we got it taken care of I was completely by her side, beta as fuck, taking care of her, because I figured that was the right thing to do. Then when that was all settled and over, it felt super serious, and I found myself beta as fuck because I didn't know anyother way to be at that point. Then on spring break she found her Alpha Fux complete with daddy's Mercedes.

This all went down in March, but we kept hooking up until I moved across the country in July. I wish I had just had the strength to delete her from my life in March.

Now I'm thoroughly in the anger phase, just hating her trying to get back to my Alpha mindstate. I was the king of Campus, had my choice of any girls I wanted, now I'm feeling pretty alone, beta, and broken in a new city trying to get it all back.

Sorry that was a rant, but that needed to come out for a while now. The words "shes only too happy to be a slut for chad" just really struck a chord, because its so true. Fuck.

Edit/Addition: I know I need to figure out how to internalize the fact that its not personal, and she was just a fish doing its thing and swimming, but for me it was all personal. Really fucking personal. For it not be that way for her just adds fuel to the fire.

[–]spicedncoke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the fear behind it.

Confidence is huge in what gets you laid. Most guys on here do not have that because they were/are afraid to speak up. I was like that too, I was too afraid to speak up on an issue becuase I was worried it would offend someone or upset them. Getting cheated on was the end result. It took me a year just to properly process and articulate what is going on but I feel so much better for it.

[–]mobius1_goonsquad 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Let us know how badly she divorce rapes you. Hopefully you have a better lawyer and can get out relatively unscathed. The hidden debt and infidelity should help you to an extent.

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

I handled that. She kept her debt. No kids. Because of this process, I know how dangerous marriage is.

[–]Philhelm 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

No kids.

That makes the difference. I'll probably have to murder my wife one day.

[–]CHAD_J_THUNDERCOCK 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be careful about having stuff like this in your post history mate. Even jokes like this can come back to haunt you. "he was abusive all along! look at what his online accounts said back in 2015"

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It sure does make a difference.

Family court. What a fucking shit-show.

[–]tautologicoxymoron 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the post! I wanna say that you have a great writing style. If you enjoy writing you should consider writing actual stories.

[–]JeffDaGenius 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mission of Burma, goddamn man. I love that song in this context.

[–]The_Ralph 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best blowjob of my life?

Every one given by a professional girl. They are the best.

[–]damflite 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best blow jobs I ever got were from a married woman who told me her husband wouldn't have sex with her. Said he wouldn't even let her suck his dick.

[–]My_Dog_Jax 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

I fail to see where you drop this bomb or how you do it. That wasn't really anything you actually did. She got caught and sucked your dick.

Glad you got out of that hell hole, but no bomb got dropped that I read about. That was her trying to sucker you back in. Less about your game and more about hers.

But good riddance to her.

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you tell your wife you know about the affair, move all your shit out, and hand her your lawyers business card, thats a bomb for her.

[–]RPSigmaStigma 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

The ultimate dread: him actually leaving. The bj was a last ditch effort to keep him from leaving her.

[–]reigorius 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Truly pathetic and ultimately so sad. Yes, sex is great and yes, please give it to us in abundance. But what we really want is loyalty, trust and companionship. Throwing your lips around a cock to keep a gut, ffs, there is no dignity to be found there. Only utter disgust and contempt.

OP handled it well. But the whole thing must have hurt like hell.

[–]Frothyogreloins 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Did you at least catch your nut before leaving dude?!

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

As I was getting close to climax, a mix of anger, pleasure and satisfaction swirled together and I never came harder in my life.

You missed it in the story.

[–]energyinmotion 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha, your /u/name is awesome.

Very awesome. I came here just to say this.

[–]ShitfacedBatman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

corpse sex

^ nice term. I've never had corpse sex, but I did have a woman in bed who I was crawling up on who froze and/or went corpse-like and all I could figure was she wasn't into it so I stopped.

As far as 1-nighters go, it begs the question whether she's a shitty lay or if you're tip-toeing through rape territory. I tend to think prettier girls may do this because they self-pedestalize their pussy - literally, they believe they're "too good" for sex.

Off-topic, but somebody ought to post a thread about how to breathe life into women with a propensity to play possum.

[–]Smooovies 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That song was released in '82? Holy fuck.

[–]iLLprincipLeS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

very nice, now that i put some things together other things have more sense.

This bitch knew how to do this all along and never gave a fuck about my pleasure right up until I caught her, had the capacity to expose her, and had all my shit moved out.

[–]1spicy_fries 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Linux user and you link in a Mission is Burma song?!

You are one of the coolest muthafuckas I've never met.

brofist

[–]New_Horiz0ns -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds whiter than tennis lessons.

[–]Leviticus59 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can certainly relate. My first wife gave great head, but always complained about it, avoided it, would never swallow, griped that it was "so big," etc. On the rare occasions she got into it she was excellent and I always wondered where she learned it, believing in my blue-pill fog that her high-school boyfriend was the only guy she'd ever fucked....missionary, once a month, according to her.

20 years in when I was done, toasted, a few days from leaving, and had arrived at the "I-give-zero-fucks" stage....I was sitting in the living room watching T.V. one afternoon. She had interpreted my shutdown as dread, and came in where I was, got down on her knees, dug my cock out, and gave me the best blowjob of our marriage.

For 20 years she acted like semen was battery acid and would recoil right at the point of impact lest she get any on her or in her mouth. This last time though, she kept at it until I blew, letting half of it hose all over her face and the rest went down her throat. She got up, jizz dripping off her eyelashes, licking her fingers and the back of hand like a drop of water from a canteen after being stuck in the Sahara for a week, a dreamy expression on her face.

Wondered about that for years.....until I came to the Red Pill.

[–]Postboned 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a much hotter, younger, more stable, more interesting girlfriend now.

Don't get fooled. The same understanding girlfriend you have now could very well turn into your ex-wife in a couple years or shorter.

[–]evileddy 0ポイント1ポイント  (10子コメント)

I know there is the Madonna/Whore complex for men.. is there something similar for women?

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (9子コメント)

The closest are probably the alpha/beta/sigma/omega archetypes discussed on this subreddit.

[–]evileddy 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm trying to wrap my head around why a woman who fucked a lot would hold out on her husband sexually.

Most men don't want to commit to promiscuous women so they hide their past from their husbands?

Which I find funny when they say "the past is the past" I immediately tell them I once fucked a hooker.

Then their face gets all screwed up as they are trying to justify the past is the past. lol

[–]TheSKSpecial 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Image. Women are all about social image. They're all about giving off the "appropriate" look for what they want at that point in time. When she wants the commitment from the potential beta bux, she'll hide her past because she already knows her behavior is inherently repulsive to men. That didn't stop her from doing it at the time, of course. She just knows how it sounds after the fact.

She'll show some of her skills at first to rope the unsuspecting beta in, then wind them down after she's gotten the commitment she wanted. She knows he's happy to get some pussy, and he believes no matter what she does he's supposed to be happy she did it in the first place.

[–]iLLprincipLeS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

there should be a daily or weekly top best comments thread. i have to save this post!

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm going to write a post about this soon.

Scroll down my comment history and search for "Michelle Langley."

Read that post.

Forum rules don't allow for a direct link.

[–]evileddy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will do! Thanks, sir!

Also: I just got very popular on another post and it seems I brought the downvote brigade here.. oops

[–]Iceman3514 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

like how soon? i literally dont understand why girls do this with BFs and husbands and it's driving me mad

[–]Fleetwood_Linux[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm trying to wrap my head around why a woman who fucked a lot would hold out on her husband sexually.

  1. http://therationalmale.com/2013/12/03/saving-the-best/

  2. https://archive.is/ywOKw