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Reddit, what instantly ruins a pizza for you? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Shuradem 2338ポイント2339ポイント x6 (686子コメント)

Pineapple ^

  • Edit : Thanks for Gold ! Let's fight against together the fruit pizza lover
  • Edit 2 : Wow double gold? Let's ride to mount doom
  • Edit 3 : This is out of control, thanks people for golds !

[–]jordansw 215ポイント216ポイント  (48子コメント)

The most controversial answer right here. The world is split into two groups, those who like the pineapple topping and those who don't

[–]theplanetaryBaghdads 108ポイント109ポイント  (16子コメント)

And those who say the solution to this is a half and half but the pineapple ALWAYS gets on my pineappless side and look who gets more than half a pizza then. Clever.

[–]jet_heller 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

The ultimate solution is to just get rid of anyone who doesn't like pineapple.

[–]kihadat 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Deal with it. There's worse things in the world than that. For example, half anchovy pizza.

[–]GasTheChildren 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I will now deliberately order anchovy in such a situation so neither of us enjoy our pizza.

[–]ThePrevailer 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Exactly. People who order pineapple on a split pizza are three steps higher than Hitler.

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    [–]touchmetouchingyou 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is the correct answer to that "split the world into two groups" thing.

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      [–]jakalo 3269ポイント3270ポイント x3 (86子コメント)

      You are weak and your bloodline is weak. I hope you like pineapple slices on your children graves.

      [–]velian 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I thought the original post with this comment was directed at people that liked pineapple on their pizza... Though I suppose it could work either way.

      [–]wiiya 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Correct.

      I think the pineapple crowd is rallying behind it without knowing due to their mushy pineapple pizza brains.

      [–]novaseeker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Their pineapple addled brains can't handle it.

      [–]DefinitelyNotA_Bot 629ポイント630ポイント  (36子コメント)

      We will fight our oppressors together brother! Pineapple is the one true topping! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN25hAkxaoU

      [–]Doctorpayne 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

      i feel like i got entered into an NSA database upon clicking that.

      [–]mybikehaswheels 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Yup, me too. Cracking tune tho, worth it.

      [–]treebeard189 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      they are the kind of songs that you are better not reading the translation because it ruins how awesome the song is when you realize the singers want you or your jewish friends dead.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uFLUzG2ekY

      http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ac_1413238697

      [–]____DEADPOOL_______ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      As a middle easterner who gets stopped every time I go on a flight I deeply regret clicking on that link...

      [–]jordansw 74ポイント75ポイント  (15子コメント)

      OPs upvotes vs your upvotes. We will see who wins

      Edit: No pineapple is going to win this. This is the battle of the pineapple right here

      [–]DefinitelyNotA_Bot 96ポイント97ポイント  (5子コメント)

      We don't need mans upvotes for we have pineapple. And through it we will reach eternal salvation. Our jihad will be successful for it is his will.

      [–]barto5 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Yeah, you pineapple loving jihadists will get no virgins in heaven - or on earth!

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        [–]billythefridge 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Gold? One must pay the Iron price in this Game of Toppings.

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          [–]Not_Prisoner 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Brother!! Fighting the good fight I see. I wish 1000 years of happiness upon your genitals

          [–]ArtofAngels 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You're all a bunch of sick pineapple eating fucks.

          [–]thebeginningistheend 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Hawaiian today.

          Hawaiian tomorrow.

          Hawaiian forever.

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            [–]epicblob 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I believe the quote is "If you like pineapple slices on your pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves, because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter "

            [–]MeesterGone 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Ugh, 638 upvotes and you didn't even get the quote right: "If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter".

            [–]DontHandleMeBro 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

            Their families will not survive the winters.

            [–]TheRealMrWillis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            This is actually backwards in terms of original context, but I'll allow it

            [–]7cardcha 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

            Enjoy your shitty denatured enzymes fucktard.

            [–]break_card 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            It's just pineapple!!!!!!

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              [–]Bigfatpie 579ポイント580ポイント  (63子コメント)

              I actually agree with you. I love pineapple but I feel like it has no place in pizza!

              [–]Reoh 372ポイント373ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Heathen.

              [–]Zagorath 88ポイント89ポイント  (28子コメント)

              I agree. Pineapple is easily in my top 5, probably top 3 standalone fruits. But it just does not work in other food. Not on pizza, not cooked in "sweet and sour" sauce.

              [–]Skatman8310 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

              What else but Pineapple would you have in a proper Sweet and Sour sauce, it is an ingredient not an addition, you heathen dog!

              [–]Bigfatpie 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I like sweet and sour but I avoid the pineapples like the plague!

              [–]Riggybee 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I fucking love it on hamburgers with teriyaki sauce. Add some Swiss and a bit of mayo 10000/10. Also good on kebabs.

              [–]WorkplaceWatcher 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Try pineapple and jalapeno on a pizza - surprisingly good combination.

              [–]Known_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              In your opinion.

              [–]Formshifter 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              what about Brazilian grilled cinnamon and brown sugar pineaple? if youve never had it its always served alongside the meats at a Brazilian steak house. theres a few of these places in Toronto, I have no idea if they are popular around the US but Im guessing they are in the biggest cities

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                [–]CubicKinase 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                That is because it is always paired with ham. Which is dumb. Try it it with pepperoni and jalapenos.

                [–]Laughingstok 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                You go to Hale. You go to Hale and you dye!

                [–]bandalooper 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Bacon, jalapeño, pineapple is a highly underrated topping selection. So good.

                [–]Odin_Exodus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Add bacon and ham to the already delicious pineapple and you've just conquered the culinary world of pizza.

                [–]freedompotatoes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I'm the opposite, I normally hate pineapple but I think it's great on pizza.

                [–]PlasmaWhore 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Fruits shouldn't be cooked.

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                  [–]PineappleHour 475ポイント476ポイント  (63子コメント)

                  Pineapple on pizza is by far one of the greatest decisions anyone has ever made. The sweet and tangy combined with the salty and savory? Perfect. It's like combining chocolate and bacon; you get a really nice flavor.

                  [–]ScrumpleRipskin 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

                  why is it whenever work has a pizza day the hawaiian shit is never touched? thankfully they only ever get one but it goes to waste.

                  [–]dreadead 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Canadian bacon, pineapple, jalapeños is my go to pizza especially when want it to myself

                  [–]juniorspank 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  The ham ruins it for me. If Hawaiian were to only be pineapple and pep, that pizza would be gone.

                  [–]WRONGFUL_BONER 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Who in the great name of Vishnu puts pepperoni on a Hawaiian?

                  [–]rancer119 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Pepperoni pineapple bacon.

                  [–]skandr75 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Yep, gone! Straight into the trash can.

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                    [–]Akronite14 216ポイント217ポイント  (32子コメント)

                    Chocolate and bacon is gross and so is pineapple on pizza.

                    [–]ricksteer_p333 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

                    Lol, I laughed when I read "chocolate and bacon".. I thought to myself: that is exactly what someone who likes pineapple in pizza would say.

                    [–]PineappleHour 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    I didn't realize this was such a divisive issue.

                    [–]silenc3x 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

                    [–]jmurphy42 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

                    You're not going to get very far on reddit claiming that there's any circumstance where bacon is gross.

                    [–]133705 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Now peanut butter and bacon sandwiches, on the other hand, is something I can get behind.

                    [–]CosmoKram3r [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    How about chocolate on pineapple and bacon on pizza?

                    Oh wait!

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                      [–]Attempt12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Yeah they go together perfectly like french fries and apple, olives and grapes, toothpaste and ketchup.

                      [–]timharveyau 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      chocolate and bacon

                      maple syrup and bacon FTFY

                      [–]Primitive_Poverty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Or maple syrup and bacon. Especially on pancakes. God damn.

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                        [–]YoureASoldierBodie 685ポイント686ポイント  (14子コメント)

                        You're so wrong.

                        [–]TheHandyman1 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        I had never tried pineapple on pizza before. Then my GFs step dad ordered some with sausage and pepperoni. Why I waited 23 years to try this I'll never know. Pineapple, jalepeno, and pepperoni ftw. A little sweet, spicy, and savory is the way to go!

                        [–]LearningLifeAsIGo 204ポイント205ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        Ssssh. More for us.

                        [–]blob-dob-11 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        It's actually the ultimate "fuck you this is my pizza" topping. Put pineapple on it and all the scavengers just give you a look of disgust and you get to eat the whole thing yourself.

                        [–]bru_tech 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        unless you're single-handedly propping up the Hawaiian pizza biz, i suggest you spread it's awesomeness

                        [–]poachednashipear 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        My brother built a wood fired oven in our back yard and the best part is his home made pineapple crust pizza in the summer :) godliness!

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                          [–]purepoenage 91ポイント92ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          HOW DARE OUR FOOD BE HIS POISON

                          [–]Thepimpandthepriest 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          No you.

                          [–]LaszloK [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Pineapple and Sweetcorn is a favourite of mine!

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                            [–]RandomGuyWithStick[S] 184ポイント185ポイント  (18子コメント)

                            I like pineapple but not on a pizza

                            [–]garbear89 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            The people who like pineapple on their pizza are probably the same monsters who like fruit IN their Jell-o. Why must you ruin something so pure by putting awful chunks of nasty fruit cocktail in it to resemble the texture of congealed vomit?

                            [–]biasmyass 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Stay out of this OP

                            [–]magneteye 9ポイント10ポイント  (13子コメント)

                            I didn't either until I added sriracha. The balance of sweet and spicy makes it work.

                            [–]Limonene 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            I love pineapple and jalapeños. Same idea. So delicious!

                            [–]TheHandyman1 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            I like to add peperoni to that for savory and sometimes...sometimes even olives for the saltiness.

                            [–]gunnk 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños -- that's my go to pizza! Salty, sweet AND spicy -- the trifecta!

                            [–]I_FIST_GLOVES 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            While we're going down this path, jalapeno pineapple margaritas are fucking delicious.

                            [–]amerikanviking 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Add pepperoni and you got yourself a package deal.

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                              [–]cittatva 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Hell yeah! Pineapple onion sundried tomatoes sriracha and ranch!

                              [–]the__funk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Might as well get some bacon for smokey/salty combo breaker

                              [–]invisible39 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              One of the best burgers I've made for myself was a pork burger, with a pineapple ring, plenty of hot sauce and some rocket (arugula) on top. Sweet and spicy just works so well.

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                                  [–]magicbullets 92ポイント93ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  For me, it's a lack of pineapple.

                                  [–]ShruggyShuggy 403ポイント404ポイント  (216子コメント)

                                  Fruit belongs nowhere near savoury food of any kind. I am not a fussy eater, I will eat basically anything that I am given but fuck your pineapple on pizza, fuck your pineapple in sweet and sour chicken, fuck your raisins in naan bread, fuck your pineapple on gammon and you can fuck that orange duck while you're at it. My aunt gave me a salad once with chopped apple in it and I had a good mind never to speak to her again.

                                  Edit: Just to clarify, I am obviously specifically talking about chunks of sweet fruit in savoury food - I am a big fan of other sweet and savoury combinations. Also, as other users have pointed out, there is a difference between a biological fruit and a culinary fruit, so all the pedants can stop getting hard-ons about tomatoes.

                                  [–]I_DONT_ENJOY_TRUFFLE 955ポイント956ポイント  (56子コメント)

                                  Tomato is a fruit. I basically own your soul now.

                                  [–]Max_Thunder 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  Being smart is knowing that tomato is a fruit, being wise is not putting it in a fruit salad.

                                  [–]bsievers 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Aw, come on. One of my favorite fruit salads is tomatoes and jalapenos. We call it salsa.

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                                    [–]hidden_secret 99ポイント100ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                    While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes (as well as under U.S. customs regulations)

                                    [–]APiousCultist 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Vegetable is basically only a culinary term anyway. What's the difference between 'plant' and 'vegetable' other than being edible anyway?

                                    [–]fullanalpanic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    everything's edible at least once.

                                    [–]breawycker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                    According to Wikipedia:

                                    In everyday usage, a vegetable is any part of a plant that is consumed by humans as food as part of a savoury course or meal.

                                    The term "vegetable" is somewhat arbitrary, and largely defined through culinary and cultural tradition. It normally excludes other main types of plant food, fruits, nuts and cereal grains but includes seeds such as pulses. The original meaning of the word vegetable, still used in biology, was to describe all types of plant, as in the terms "vegetable kingdom" and "vegetable matter".

                                    [–]8bitOrchid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                    looks like you've got a point, at least according to Wikipedia:

                                    The term "vegetable" is somewhat arbitrary, and largely defined through culinary and cultural tradition. It normally excludes other main types of plant food, fruits, nuts and cereal grains but includes seeds such as pulses. The original meaning of the word vegetable, still used in biology, was to describe all types of plant, as in the terms "vegetable kingdom" and "vegetable matter".

                                    I actually did not know that.

                                    [–]Sapphires13 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Because in botany, vegetables aren't even a thing. Various plant parts are eaten and referred to as "vegetables", but the term itself has no scientific definition. Unlike fruit, which is specifically the plant ovum.

                                    [–]domromer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                    As the saying goes regarding the difference between knowledge and wisdom: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

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                                      [–]ImmodestPolitician 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Peppers are also fruit.
                                      The olive oil in the sauce and crust is also derived from fruit.

                                      [–]titty_boobs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      And you know the olive toppings themselves.

                                      [–]1TrueScotsman 231ポイント232ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                      Folks who don't like pineapple on their pizza don't have souls.

                                      [–]Eynak_Tsew 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      it's ok, they can come hang out with us gingers

                                      [–]ChrisHansen_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Then we'll just take yours!

                                      [–]JoesShittyOs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Fuck you. I hope you get cancer and die you monster.

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                                        [–]U_R_Tard 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        Everything with seeds is a fruit. Vegetable is a culinary term, it means nothing. Tomato is a fruit. But when used in cooking its a vegetable, it has to do with the sugar content.

                                        [–]CaptnYossarian 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Tubers don't have seeds.

                                        [–]elguapo1991 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        it has to do with the sugar content.

                                        Not really. It has to do with tradition and laws more than anything. See Nix v hedden or the EU directive classifying carrots as a fruit.

                                        [–]agareo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Didn't Supreme Court say otherwise?

                                        [–]Jedi_Bingo 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        Watch your fuckin mouth with that shit boy.

                                        [–]MayonnaiseOreo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Watch your fuckin mouth with that, shit boy.

                                        Or:

                                        Watch your fuckin mouth with that shit, boy.

                                        ?

                                        [–]kotkaiser 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Wow, you're so smart for pointing that out

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                                          [–]nerdcomplex42 259ポイント260ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                          What are you talking about?? Sweet and savory is a classic, delicious combination.

                                          [–]fullanalpanic 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                          Barbecue sauce on ribs, honey mustard for my chicken tendies, ketchup, cranberry sauce on my turkey, apple sauce on pork chops, mint jelly on lamb, pineapple on ham, maple syrup on my breakfast sausage... These people are missing out.

                                          edit: forgot the very classic Prosciutto e Melone, which always seems to show up at every fancy wedding I've been to.

                                          [–]AmaroqOkami 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          Except a properly done sauce is very different than fruit chunks. Not to mention that hot pineapple, both in flavor and texture, is fucking gross.

                                          Might as well dump some ketchup in some Chicken Tikka Masala while you're at it.

                                          [–]tits_on_bread [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                                          True, true, depends on pairing, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, YUCK!

                                          In all seriousness, why the hell would anyone eat cranberry sauce with Turkey when they can have gravy? Nobody in their right mind would ever turn down the world's most precious liquid for fucking cranberries. And that's how you identify the cyborgs, folks.

                                          [–]folderol 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          Yeah see that all sounds like shit to me. I know some people absolutely love it but there are those of us simply don't. I bet we are the same people who keep everything separate on our dinner plates. Some things I don't mind mixing but sweet and savory kind of grosses me out at times and at the very least doesn't allow me to enjoy the good things about them separately. I bet we live in about a 50:50 world when it comes to that.

                                          [–]bl1nds1ght [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          How do you people not like chocolate popcorn? Or salted chocolate-covered caramels?

                                          I mean, what.

                                          [–]esdawg [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                                          I hate Mixing sweet and savory.

                                          Barbecue sauce? I like the smokey vinegar based ones with minimal sugar. Honey Mustard? Dijon please. Ecerything else the poster described? Sorry I like my pancreas and a Diabetes free life style.

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                                            [–]dmcnelly 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            Pineapple and shrimp gives you that sweet/savory but with the same chewing texture and a little bit more flavor. Highly recommended.

                                            [–]petit_cochon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            I hate it, though.

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                                              [–]deadasdisco 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I've never been so mad about someone's opinion

                                              [–]elee0228 62ポイント63ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                              Tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, olives, jalepenos and avocado are all technically fruit and are excellent on Pizza and salads.

                                              [–]folderol 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Well technically there are fruits of labor, fruits of wrath, fruit of you loins, and fruit of the loom too but who cares.

                                              [–]U_R_Tard 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              There is no such thing as a vegetable in science. Fruits drupes and tubers. Vegetable is a culinary term.

                                              [–]ShruggyShuggy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Cheers Mr. Pedantic

                                              [–]The4077thunit 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                              Please.. If you can't eat sweet and savory things then don't act like you have a defined palette.

                                              [–]dzernumbrd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              *refined palate

                                              Pineapple FTW.

                                              [–]ShruggyShuggy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              I can eat plenty of sweet and savoury things, just not if the sweetness comes from lumps of fruit. I had a hot dog the other day that had a deep-fried Bounty bar alongside it. Fuck me, that shit was life-changingly good.

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                                                [–]steaknsteak 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                I agree - most people look at me like I'm crazy when I say it, but I hate mixing sweet and savory in a lot of situations, usually involving fruit. I love fruit, but I don't want it on my pizza or in my salad. To me it's the same as dumping chocolate ice cream on a plate of spaghetti.

                                                [–]VaultofAss 21ポイント22ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                I guess you don't like tomatoes on your pizza either then?

                                                [–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Ohohoho, you really got him!

                                                [–]Tr1sarahtops[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Well they are classified as vegetables in the culinary world. So I think he's good.

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                                                  [–]DeuceSevin 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  I agree with you about pineapple with pizza, but dude, chill. The juxtaposition of sweet with savory is a culinary delight that can be near-orgasmic. Salted pretzels covered in chocolate, figs with arugula, ice cream with bacon (anything with bacon really).

                                                  [–]packfan1234[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Agreed, fruit should always be seperate from things like vegetables and bread. Exception being Tomatoes.

                                                  [–]beve21 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  PREACH!

                                                  [–]1_ERECTION 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  You know what's up. There's not room for fruit on my dinner.

                                                  [–]badmeinberger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Preach

                                                  [–]aweebitevil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Fucking strawberries in a salad. That makes me sick it's so wrong.

                                                  [–]YMDBass [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                  I was about to reply in a similar rant, but there is literally nothing I could add that would be different than you just said. Bring me a pineapple, awesome, I'll eat it. Bring me a hamburger, great I'll eat it. Put a pineapple on a hamburger and I will punch you in the face.

                                                  [–]-WhenTheyCry- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                  You speak the truth, sir. You are a wise man and a prophet.

                                                  [–]BITmixit [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                  Fucking yes. Pineapple on pizza is disgusting and people that like it act like Ham & Pineapple pizza is the best fucking pizza in the world.

                                                  You know what's better? ANYTHING ELSE. Seriously like fuck pineapple. The texture, taste and water content is fucking disgusting. It's like biting into weird mould that bursts with a fucking disgusting flavour.

                                                  For me best pizza combination is: BBQ Pulled Pork, Chorizo, Onions and sweet corn. Boom Done.

                                                  Also yes, fuck raisin naan bread. WHY DOES IT EXIST. My girlfriend loves it too...WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!??? When meat stuffed naan bread exists.

                                                  The other offender is apricots. Why the fuck does my curry have a goddamn apricot in it. The only time fruit should be involved with any savoury shit is as a glaze, dip or marinade. Fuckin simple. Throw apricot glazed ham down my throat, it's delicious but don't insert pieces of apricot into the ham or on top of it. Its disgusting.

                                                  [–]suboftheday [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                  I love apple in salad :) there's a place near my home that does apple mayonnaise with salad... Oh yeah papaya salad is also a famous Thai (I think) dish.

                                                  [–]Fatmanhammer 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  What if I told you tomato was a fruit? So you've been eating fruit on your pizza this whole time!!!

                                                  [–]Shuradem 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  I say Amen my brother

                                                  [–]FappDerpington 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Fuck the king!

                                                  [–]Muzzledpet 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  I too loathe the fruit and savory combo. I'd like to add fuck mango salsa to your tirade good sir or ma'am.

                                                  [–]brkklynboy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  tomato is a fruit tho

                                                  [–]ThatGoob 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I was with you 'til the salad bit. I love me a salad with apples, walnuts, cherry tomatoes, and a nice balsamic vinaigrette.

                                                  Edit: walnuts not pecans

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                                                    [–]dem0nhunter 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    Im Germany "Pizza Hawai" with ham and pineapple is one of the most popular toppings

                                                    [–]WRONGFUL_BONER 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    That's because they are an intelligent people.

                                                    Just, uh... ignore the neonazi hipsters...

                                                    [–]wakimaniac 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Same in Mexico.

                                                    [–]stevebobeeve 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Share the truth brother. Pineapple is a great fruit, pizza is a great confection, but they by no means belong together. The sweet-savory mix is all wrong; just lazy IMO.

                                                    Pineapple is also really juicy, so it's not like you can just pick it off, or only get it on half, because the juice migrates all over the fucking thing. Also, I really like my fruit to be chilled, so putting pineapple on a warm food ruins a lot of the appeal for me.

                                                    And I am definitely not a picky eater. In fact, picky eaters annoy the fuck out of me, and I can count on one hand all of the foods I really just dislike entirely. But Pineapple pizza is in there; right in-between uncooked bell-pepper, and peanuts on ice cream on my food shit-list.

                                                    [–]kotkaiser 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    You are absolutely right, and I hate 80% of the people who replied to your comment.

                                                    [–]kanst 45ポイント46ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                    Its one of my favorite fruits. It has NO place on a pizza. You just end up with this weird cellulose thing filled with molten hot liquid.

                                                    [–]WRONGFUL_BONER 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                    Based on this description, you have been getting shitty pizza on some level I don't think I'm even capable of understanding.

                                                    [–]kanst 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                    I am an absolute pizza snob and spend a good deal of effort finding the best pizza wherever I live.

                                                    I just think pineapple should only be eaten cold, I don't like it in any savory dish. At least in curries it is cooked wet so it stays moist.

                                                    [–]WRONGFUL_BONER 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    It should be moist on a pizza

                                                    I have never had a pizza with dried-out, fucked-up pineapple

                                                    This is why I'm so utterly confused and wondering where on earth you're getting this mangled pizza

                                                    [–]UsedPotato 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    It's just that the pineapple is just disgusting hot.

                                                    [–]kanst 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    The outside part will get dry. The inside gets molten magma hot. Either way hot pineapple has no place in the world, especially not on pizza.

                                                    [–]Mister_McGreg 25ポイント26ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                    I'm at th point in my life where I actually have a lower characteristic opinion of people that put pineapple on their pizza.

                                                    It's just so, so bad.

                                                    [–]TidalFlooring 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    e

                                                    [–]bandalooper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Bacon, jalapeño and pineapple is a life-changing pizza. Order it from a pay phone to an abandoned house so no one will know your secret shame of how wrong you were.

                                                    [–]deadasdisco 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    I'm literally like mad right now that all of you people don't like pineapple on pizza.

                                                    [–]kihadat 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    It's actually quite amazing. But not for the unrefined plebeian palate.

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                                                      [–]Swansinthepark 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza and it never will do

                                                      [–]Pieecake 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      What is wrong with you

                                                      [–]mattion 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      OP is fine, what is wrong with you?

                                                      [–]anormalgeek 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      Only with the right combo. Pineapple and black olives? Fuck that. Pineapple and double bacon? Fuck yeah!

                                                      [–]SmokehTheBear 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I looooove pineapple, hell I'll eat two whole ones for a meal if I wanted to!

                                                      I also love pizza, a lot. Pineapple and Pizza belong NO WHERE near each other.

                                                      Pineapple is WAY too sweet to be a topping for pizza, I've given myself a few tries since almost everyone seems to enjoy it, but NOPE. Fucking tastes so disgusting it makes me gag.

                                                      Two type of people in this world, those that enjoy pizza, and those that enjoy shitting on things others love. Don't shit on something you love, you wouldn't shit on your grandma would you?

                                                      DON'T PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

                                                      [–]Honkadoo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      How the fuck is this not the top comment?!

                                                      [–]Daroud [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                      You can count on my beard and me to follow you in this epic battle of the millennium !

                                                      [–]PamPooveyIsTheTits 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Fuckin' PINEAPPLE. I hate pineapple on pizza, I'm with you on that one.

                                                      [–]What_is_Entandem 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Booooooo

                                                      [–]GeoffPortnoy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I used to hate Hawaiian pizza to no end. I have a really good pizza recipe and I had some family members over and they requested I make Hawaiian and you can't just say no. When getting the ingredients I accidentally ordered honey maple smoked ham from the deli, and man, is it good.

                                                      The honey maple ham brings a sweetness along with the pineapple, but it's still salty enough to counter balance it. It was my gateway drug to Hawaiian pizza and now I can eat regular Hawaiian just fine.

                                                      [–]33thirtythree 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Came to make sure this comment was well-represented. G'day /u/jakalo ;-)

                                                      [–]Cilph 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      What are you talking about, Pizza Hawaii is delicious, you cretin.

                                                      [–]mr_popcorn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I had no idea pineapple was so hated by the majority of people on here. For the record, you are all wrong because Hawaiian pizza is the bees knees.

                                                      [–]DjessNL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Muh man

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