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Reddit, what instantly ruins a pizza for you? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Iruleflyingmonkeys 3862ポイント3863ポイント  (441子コメント)

Bad crust. Soggy or cardboard.

[–]magicbullets 1197ポイント1198ポイント  (286子コメント)

A soggy pizza is one of life's minor horrors.

[–]ggpwnkthx 1861ポイント1862ポイント  (262子コメント)

My wife dips cold pizza in coffee.

It's horrifying.

[–]DRHdez 153ポイント154ポイント  (8子コメント)

And you're still married to her? You only discovered this after the kids right?

[–]sharklops 142ポイント143ポイント  (5子コメント)

if he's got kids he has to get them out of that disgusting environment before it's too late

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    [–]DarthVadersDickSaber 1405ポイント1406ポイント  (110子コメント)

    So she's like smoking hot to make up for it right, right?

    [–]iamlogris 1551ポイント1552ポイント  (104子コメント)

    two vaginas.

    [–]thebigbadben 270ポイント271ポイント  (19子コメント)

    seven asses

    [–]Demius93 428ポイント429ポイント  (56子コメント)

    loose asshole

    FTFT

    [–]Lyonguard 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Are they like, next to each other or stacked? Like, one's in the place it normally is, and the other is slightly above it, where you'd think it'd be the first time you have sex?

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        [–]PamPooveyIsTheTits 90ポイント91ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I just dry heaved.

        [–]JustThe_Doctor 91ポイント92ポイント  (10子コメント)

        I... I feel the need to do this now. But I don't want to. But I will.

        [–]dpatt711 142ポイント143ポイント  (36子コメント)

        Does she also shower in the dark and make neighbors pets go missing?

        [–]Anti_anti1 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I'm trying to imagine what the coffee tastes like and after this.

        [–]turkeypants 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Well you probably already knew this but your wife is the devil.

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          [–]2Punx2Furious 65ポイント66ポイント  (5子コメント)

          I gretly prefer soggy to dry. Dry pizza is worse than eating sand.

          That said, I prefer it when it's normal to soggy.

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            [–]discountwilderbeast 151ポイント152ポイント  (93子コメント)

            There's a pizza chain in Tennessee called "Sir Pizza." They're overpriced, but their pizza is awesome. Anyway, sometimes they slightly burn parts of the crust. It's a good crust, but a half burned crust is just has bad as a soggy crust.

            [–]avvallky 47ポイント48ポイント  (13子コメント)

            Sir Pizza is the root of all heartburn.

            [–]discountwilderbeast 59ポイント60ポイント  (8子コメント)

            My German Shepherd stole a breadstick and dropped into my tool box. About a month later, I had to fix something, so I went to get a screwdriver, and there it was. It looked no different than it had when it was delivered to my house four weeks earlier. I picked it up and the dog ate right out of my hand

            [–]da_chicken [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

            "Oh, that's where I put that. ... You might find a screwdriver in the back yard that looks a bit chewed on."

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                [–]helgihermadur 264ポイント265ポイント  (22子コメント)

                I actually love it when the crust is slightly burned.

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                  [–]jordansw 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  the crust is definitely a deal breaker

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                    [–]Taghz 4124ポイント4125ポイント  (315子コメント)

                    When you pick up a slice and the topping slides right off

                    [–]turkeypants 554ポイント555ポイント  (45子コメント)

                    Worse is when you take that first bite and the blanket of cheese pulls off with it and -floop- flops down to form a Cheese Claw of Fire to cling your chin and scald you with red hot pizza sauce and you're scrabbling to get it off. AIEEEE!

                    [–]_Joab_ [スコア非表示]  (29子コメント)

                    Join us pizza folders and avoid this calamity! Fold along the vertical axis and never be scorched again!

                    [–]Ampycus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    But then it could split and half and fall to the floor. No no no, lift up with both hands, fold only if necessary/the crust allows. Feel your pizza out. Let it tell you how it wants to be eaten.

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                        [–]Seelview 3722ポイント3723ポイント  (143子コメント)

                        once I dropped a few slices on the floor and the cat started rolling in the topping and then my gf started crying

                        [–]Breadbowlius[🍰] 1840ポイント1841ポイント  (88子コメント)

                        Nice reference.

                        [–]justdustandechoes 849ポイント850ポイント  (58子コメント)

                        What the fuck is that thread!?

                        [–]TidalFlooring 1098ポイント1099ポイント  (27子コメント)

                        ;_;

                        dont yell pls

                        [–]huffmyfarts 71ポイント72ポイント  (12子コメント)

                        I'm not sure what your question means?

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                            [–]LimblessOrphan 103ポイント104ポイント  (9子コメント)

                            this whole thread is too meta for me

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                              [–]jordansw 156ポイント157ポイント  (72子コメント)

                              You have to do the fold in half technique even before you pick it up

                              [–]curlbenchsquater 414ポイント415ポイント  (53子コメント)

                              but I like eating it traditionally, where the pointy end is hanging down and you have to raise the pizza above your face and tilt your head back to take a bite. That's how pizza should be eaten. Its not a sandwich.

                              [–]amightymapleleaf 208ポイント209ポイント  (10子コメント)

                              This is better than any porn i have ever experienced.

                              [–]FU_Chev_Chelios 37ポイント38ポイント  (7子コメント)

                              Your mouth doesn't get the full experience when you surround all sides with bread.

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                                    [–]nelsorelse 1367ポイント1368ポイント  (139子コメント)

                                    Nothing, as I am a pizza optimist. I can always find the positive side of pizza.

                                    [–]be_my_plaything 4701ポイント4702ポイント  (452子コメント)

                                    Sharing.

                                    [–]mr_popcorn 1000ポイント1001ポイント  (39子コメント)

                                    JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

                                    [–]nerf_herder1986 331ポイント332ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                    You need to get the Joey special: Two pizzas!

                                    [–]IAmSinistar 139ポイント140ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                    I use this line all the time. It’s sad that a lot of the young whippersnappers in my office don’t get the reference.

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                                      [–]Scarbelly3 243ポイント244ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

                                      [–]PostVictorianMan 2202ポイント2203ポイント  (116子コメント)

                                      What is the difference between a Pizza and OP's mom?

                                      There is a limit on how many men can share a pizza.

                                      [–]be_my_plaything 1294ポイント1295ポイント  (72子コメント)

                                      I only have to brush my teeth once after eating pizza to get rid of the taste.

                                      [–]gen_mayhem 1171ポイント1172ポイント  (69子コメント)

                                      One has a cheesy crust, the other has crusty cheese

                                      [–]be_my_plaything 1309ポイント1310ポイント  (53子コメント)

                                      If the pizza is still there when I sober up in the morning I'm willing to have another go at it.

                                      [–]Duskish 657ポイント658ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                      One is greasy, baked, and can cause me to run to the bathroom. The other is a delicious pizza.

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                                          [–]Bottlecap_buddy 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          No one ever complains about the smell of pizza.

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                                            [–]Martin_Martin_Martin 645ポイント646ポイント  (237子コメント)

                                            The pizza sharing is one thing about American eating culture I never got used to. When you head to a pizzeria in my home country (and everywhere else in Europe, I suppose), each party member orders one pizza for him or herself. It's yours. Yours alone. You're not obliged to share. With nobody. It's beautiful.

                                            [–]hailthebasilisk 798ポイント799ポイント  (148子コメント)

                                            And yall call us fatties...

                                            [–]petalpie 177ポイント178ポイント  (49子コメント)

                                            People who aren't from the Mediterranean area also call people there fat. Because they are. But wouldn't you be with all the good food they have?

                                            [–]jordansw 225ポイント226ポイント  (44子コメント)

                                            Can confirm: Never eaten so much for lunch in one sitting than I did in Italy. Four course meal plus 5-6 glasses of wine and a nap right after. It's heaven

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                                              [–]lemur84 354ポイント355ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                              To be fair, mediterranean pizzas don't have a kilo of melted cheese in the crust.

                                              [–]WestboundSign 107ポイント108ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                              1. Pizza is a treat, something you don't eat every second day

                                              2. That doesn't mean I'll eat the biggest size the pizzeria has to offer

                                              3. European pizza is generally thinner I believe

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                                                [–]famguy2101 130ポイント131ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                Well that's mainly the size difference, I've only had pizza from Italy and the US, but a single italian pizza is the same size as a few american slices. Our pizza is just so much bigger and thicker, even new york style is thicker than a pizza Margarita

                                                [–]Martin_Martin_Martin 37ポイント38ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                That may be true for some places - but there are many that serve gigantic pizzas and people still order just one for themselves. Funny that after so much time I spent on the US, that observation is so ingrained in my mind. I just really like pizza. My pizza.

                                                [–]derglingrush 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                Do you ever trade slices so you can get bonus variety in your pizza? Or is that a no no? I feel like that would be the way to do it.

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                                                    [–]Adamarr 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    Slice swapping is good times though.

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                                                        [–]soundblind 968ポイント969ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                        when it's gone after eating.

                                                        [–]agentcoco 1026ポイント1027ポイント  (126子コメント)

                                                        Too sweet of a sauce! Sometimes you can taste the sugar..

                                                        [–]midnight_toker22 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                        I was gonna say when the sauce tastes like it was squeezed out of a lunchables packet. But yeah, it's the sweetness that ruins it.

                                                        [–]OopsISed2Mch 183ポイント184ポイント  (87子コメント)

                                                        Papa John's is the worst culprit of this, I hateeeee their sauce. Donato's hand tossed is also uses a pretty sweet sauce, and makes me go elsewhere when I'm looking for a hand tossed pizza.

                                                        [–]TheOffTopicBuffalo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        I could never figure out why I hated their sauce, I knew it was awful I just couldn't put words to why. And this is it, it's too sweet.

                                                        [–]JLSMC 44ポイント45ポイント  (36子コメント)

                                                        I...freaking love Papa Johns. It's my favorite of the chain pizza places. Beginning to realize I'm alone in this.

                                                        [–]bakonbrew [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                        You're not alone, but we're outnumbered. Papa johns is far and away my favorite shitty chain pizza.

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                                                              [–]anal_trainer 1829ポイント1830ポイント  (152子コメント)

                                                              obligatory(NSFW)

                                                              [–]AlbertaBoundless 688ポイント689ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                              He didn't even blink.

                                                              [–]zZGz 331ポイント332ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                              The look on his face just yells that he means business.

                                                              [–]LinearSimcon 111ポイント112ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              So does the username of the guy that posted it...

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                                                                [–]2Punx2Furious 561ポイント562ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                                You can see on her face how she really wanted just a pizza, but now has to suck a cock to eat the pizza.

                                                                [–]LumberjackJack 95ポイント96ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                The plot thickens

                                                                [–]anal_andy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                Naw I think she's just disappointed with the pizza. Look at it! Looks like plain cheese, crust is burned and the cheese is all hard around the outside. It kinda looks like a frozen pizza that someone threw in a box, and it hasn't even been cut into slices. Also there's a dick in it.

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                                                                  [–]_adidias11_ 231ポイント232ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                  This was the first thing I ever saw on Reddit. Don't know why I decided to stay here.

                                                                  [–]Rattrap551 116ポイント117ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                  I'd like to see this gif as 3x zoom on the dude's unwavering eye

                                                                  [–]HANDS-DOWN 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  OP said ruin.

                                                                  [–]ogmudbone54 37ポイント38ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                  His shirt

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                                                                    [–]NeekDp 219ポイント220ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                    When all the damn toppings slide off with a bit of cheese

                                                                    [–]mayheminhere 383ポイント384ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                    A pizza which has not been cut properly and u pull a slice to only see cheese tectonic plate on top completely dislodge and move.. Leaving all the other slices a barren plateau....

                                                                    [–]Corvys 205ポイント206ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                    Fucking sweet potato. I live in South Korea. Every pizza has fucking sweet potato and this weird chewy crust. Just kills it.

                                                                    [–]BenZino21 21ポイント22ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                    I lived there for a few years and c'mon, not every pizza has sweet potato on it. That's like saying every pizza in the US has pepperoni on it. Now if you want to argue that just about every cheese pizza in Korea has corn on it then I'd agree with you.

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                                                                      [–]hmbemis 2227ポイント2228ポイント  (190子コメント)

                                                                      Long onions or peppers put under most of the cheese.

                                                                      Nothing worse to me in the pizza world than each bite pulling out a 2-3" slimy yet crunchy scalding hot vegetable strip.

                                                                      [–]skippygo 219ポイント220ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                                      Yes. Onions and peppers should be cut into small chunks.

                                                                      [–]BewilderedFingers 398ポイント399ポイント  (120子コメント)

                                                                      I hate the consistency of onions, so this is the worst! Onions in their most disgusting form.

                                                                      [–]Roses88 198ポイント199ポイント  (98子コメント)

                                                                      I dont eat onions because of the texture either. I love the flavor and use onion powder in everything, but raw or cooked onions are disgusting

                                                                      [–]BewilderedFingers 70ポイント71ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                                                      I use onion powder too, or sometimes I substitute with spring onions when I can. It's just that horrible crunch when you bite into an onion mixed in with your food that makes me cringe.

                                                                      [–]keto_at_work 46ポイント47ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                      that horrible crunch when you bite into an onion

                                                                      I... I'm not alone!

                                                                      [–]yourbiv 27ポイント28ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                      I've found my people! I feel like I've been taking crazy pills my whole life, everyone loves onions in everything, I can't stand the texture. Those people who put little onions inside hamburger meat, they ruin my life.

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                                                                                [–]156g 439ポイント440ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                                                                Dropping it. You know before it hits the ground that it will land topping side down and that the pizza is still hot enough for the cheese to weld the pizza to the floor. If the pizza wasn't hot enough to melt the cheese into the carpet Murphy would have stopped you from dropping it.

                                                                                [–]django5 160ポイント161ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                This reminds me of a funny story.

                                                                                My brother had just cooked a pizza for himself and had cut it into slices and put it on a plate as you do. He was all set to eat it while watching TV and then realised he'd forgotten to get a drink. So hte puts the pizza on the chair and goes to get one.

                                                                                He comes back into the sitting room and sits down. Right on his very hot pizza. He screams and stands bolt upright with cheese stuck to the seat of his shorts.

                                                                                Pretty much ruined his pizza.

                                                                                [–]156g 105ポイント106ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                Pretty much ruined his pizza.

                                                                                But not totally ruined. I'd have still eaten the remnants, even if it involved picking the tasty bits off my pants and putting them back on the pizza. Pants or not the floor after all, so the five second rule doesn't apply.

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                                                                                    [–]Jcostelic 1066ポイント1067ポイント  (91子コメント)

                                                                                    Women wanting sex like really i seriously just want to eat my pizza

                                                                                    [–]RandomGuyWithStick[S] 377ポイント378ポイント  (74子コメント)

                                                                                    But you could do both and live the dream

                                                                                    [–]Nudl4k 647ポイント648ポイント  (44子コメント)

                                                                                    Last week my gf was over and we ordered two large pizzas. During the sexy times I reached for the pizza and took a couple bites. It was glorious but for some reason she got mad at me. Probably jealous of the pizza..

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                                                                                        [–]igatrinit 384ポイント385ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                                        Being on a diet.

                                                                                        [–]spiffy_nuthook 549ポイント550ポイント  (355子コメント)

                                                                                        I've seen two or three comments talking about sweet corn on pizza. I have had much pizza in my life and have never heard of this. Is it regional or something?

                                                                                        [–]HowdyDoodlyDoo 134ポイント135ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                                                        Pretty common in the UK.

                                                                                        [–]paprikapants 83ポイント84ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                                                                        Its really common in the uk. Its like someone figured pizza is like a theme slab and they just have the weirdest shit ie) mexican sizzler is chorizo ground beef jalepenos sweet corn bell pepper. And then my housemate will coat it in mayo gag

                                                                                        [–]CountDrewku 12ポイント13ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                        What is it with Europeans and mayo. On French fries and pizza bleh. I also witnessed my Austrian roommates squirting ketchup all over their pizza. Blasphemy.

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                                                                                          [–]DooDaBeeDooBaa 113ポイント114ポイント  (65子コメント)

                                                                                          It's big in Japan

                                                                                          [–]Redblud 455ポイント456ポイント  (47子コメント)

                                                                                          If anyone's gonna do Pizza wrong, it's Japan.

                                                                                          [–]3d_extra 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          Although Japan is a serious offender with South Korea for commercial Pizza, it is also also one of the best place on earth for traditional Pizza.

                                                                                          http://www.wsj.com/articles/in-japan-traditional-italian-pizza-is-tops-1410977967

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                                                                                            [–]MisterCheeks 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            So is Tom Waits but you don't see me putting him on a pizza.

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                                                                                              [–]Badgerness 246ポイント247ポイント  (129子コメント)

                                                                                              This is also a British thing. When we used to "make our own pizzas" at home, my favourite would be Tuna, Sweetcorn, and Red Onion. Haven't had it for 15 years. I wonder if it's still good.....

                                                                                              [–]NameTak3r 897ポイント898ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                              It was never good.

                                                                                              [–]atworkmeir 374ポイント375ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                              I pride myself in being a pretty nice and open minded person, but purely based on those first two sentences, I don't like you.

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                                                                                                [–]NeoHenderson 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                They do that at one pizza place in my area (about an hour away) and its fucking awesome. They call it the harvest pizza. Of course it comes with bacon and pepperoni and stuff as well

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                                                                                                  [–]icantrecallaccnt 721ポイント722ポイント  (115子コメント)

                                                                                                  So little sauce that it's practically a a thin layer of slightly red grease masquerading as sauce.

                                                                                                  Also burning the roof of your mouth on a hot slice.

                                                                                                  [–]aquintana 2393ポイント2394ポイント  (400子コメント)

                                                                                                  When it's a gimmicky pizza, like "cheeseburger pizza" or "taco pizza."

                                                                                                  [–]RandomGuyWithStick[S] 2111ポイント2112ポイント  (48子コメント)

                                                                                                  Fuckin A. Pizza doesn't need to bring a friend.

                                                                                                  [–]IMASELLOUT 569ポイント570ポイント  (89子コメント)

                                                                                                  Taco pizza is fucking delicious.

                                                                                                  [–]SweeterThanYoohoo 212ポイント213ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                                                                  So is chesseburger pizza. And Chicken BLT pizza. And buffalo chicken pizza. And Hawaiian pizza, and Vodka Rig pizza, and BBQ chicken pizza....once I had pizza with cream cheese on it and it was DELICIOUS.

                                                                                                  'Gimmicky' pizza is sometimes the best pizza

                                                                                                  [–]Brandoms 46ポイント47ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                  I work at a pizza place on the weekends and we've done a jalapeño popper pizza. Olive oil/garlic base Cream cheese, bacon, jalapeños, mozzarella and seasoned breadcrumbs on top. So fucking good.

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                                                                                                      [–]YummyHotDoge 116ポイント117ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                                      The best gimmicky pizza is a philly cheese steak pizza my buddy orders from time to time. Bring up online ordering for dominos, make that shit the thin and crispy. Add alfredo instead of tomato sauce, philly steak, slivered onions, and diced tomato... Mindblowing.

                                                                                                      [–]AvoidNoiderman 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                                      The philly doesnt get pizza sauce, it gets American cheese. and a provolone crust

                                                                                                      Source: GM

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                                                                                                        [–]Jiffreg 185ポイント186ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                        Taco Pizza's good though.

                                                                                                        [–]FatuousOocephalus 78ポイント79ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                                        I make a Greek Pizza at home with kalamata olives, artichoke hearts and feta that is wonderful.

                                                                                                        [–]24liespersecond 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                        I don't think that sounds like a gimmick at all. Do people seriously not consider those things normal pizza toppings?!

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                                                                                                            [–]KimJungP00N 1156ポイント1157ポイント  (84子コメント)

                                                                                                            When Heisenberg throws it on the roof. Self centered asshole.

                                                                                                            [–]hcgator 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                            Not waiting long enough for the cheese to cool and not burn off the top layer of skin on the roof of your mouth.

                                                                                                            [–]norml_norml 45ポイント46ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                            When it's burnt.

                                                                                                            [–]PostVictorianMan 147ポイント148ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                                                                                            5 Euro delivery charges.

                                                                                                            [–]semester5 212ポイント213ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                                            When a dick is sticking out of the middle, instead of big sausage like I ordered.

                                                                                                            [–]QuantumHumanMyAss 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                            Also, either that dick has third degree burns, or that pizza is dead cold. Not a winning situation either way.

                                                                                                            [–]falconfetus8 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                            Or that dick was bitten off. Either way, this porno has gone terribly wrong.

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                                                                                                              [–]Debaser414 316ポイント317ポイント  (128子コメント)

                                                                                                              Any fruits (Except tomatoes).

                                                                                                              I once had pizza that had apricots on top of it. FUCKING WHY

                                                                                                              [–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 142ポイント143ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                                              Jehovah's Witnesses

                                                                                                              [–]qasman 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                              A white, Urdu-speaking Jehovah's Witness was outside my local mosque the other day handing out JW leaflets to people leaving the mosque. How ballsy is that?!

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                                                                                                                [–]baty0man_ 93ポイント94ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                                                Maybe Fish Eggs crust

                                                                                                                I don't know, I'm just not feeling it.

                                                                                                                [–]Aplicore 249ポイント250ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                                                                Too much sauce. I don't like it when every bite I take the pizza is blowing its sauce load in my mouth.

                                                                                                                [–]bigbouncytits 262ポイント263ポイント  (49子コメント)

                                                                                                                Rice.

                                                                                                                [–]fh3131 544ポイント545ポイント  (123子コメント)

                                                                                                                Anchovies

                                                                                                                [–]alexi_lupin 161ポイント162ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                                Yes! You can't even pick them off because it's too late. The flavour has permeated every inch of the pizza.

                                                                                                                [–]DininVorta 147ポイント148ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                                Shun the nonbeliever.

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                                                                                                                  [–]mcdunn1 28ポイント29ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                                  American cheese

                                                                                                                  [–]Winlast_94 162ポイント163ポイント  (71子コメント)

                                                                                                                  when I see my dad eating it with a knife and fork. bruh...

                                                                                                                  [–]Backspacer29 77ポイント78ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                                  This is how it's eaten in Italy. I got a lot of funny looks when I cut mine into slices and picked up the wedges. Still, though, too much time/effort it eat with a knife and fork.

                                                                                                                  Edit: We were staying in Tuscany and visited San Gimignano on one of our first days. We were getting funny looks at the restaurant so we asked the owner of the villa as to why. He explained it was most likely due to the way we were eating the pizza. He told us that they use a fork and knife. I guess it's different depending on where you are?

                                                                                                                  [–]we_are_sex_bobomb 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                                  That's how Brazillians eat their pizza too. My wife will even go so far as to cut up her pizza into little pieces before bringing it to the living room (the only appropriate room for eating pizza).

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                                                                                                                    [–]DiversityThePsycho 31ポイント32ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                                                    My dad wipes off the fucking grease

                                                                                                                    [–]MuppetusMaximus 61ポイント62ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                                                    I never thought I'd be the person that does this. But when you get older, you have to take those things into consideration. Two slices of pizza is enough to make you hate yourself. That grease? It'll run right through ya.

                                                                                                                    [–]abbylangner 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                                    You don't even have to get older to know that sometimes you just shouldn't eat that shiny.

                                                                                                                    In college we did a little thing we called The Domino's Flip, where we took the pizza box, as delivered, flipped it upside down to wipe the grease on the top inside of the box, and then flip it back before opening to our significantly less-greasy prize.

                                                                                                                    This was particularly important for Domino's pepperoni pizza, the worst offender at the time.

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                                                                                                                      [–]amightymapleleaf 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                                      To be fair i once had to mop up grease puddles from a pizza . Fucking puddles. My heart constricted just looking at it

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                                                                                                                          [–]Jorion 183ポイント184ポイント  (91子コメント)

                                                                                                                          Broccoli

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