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[–]TesticleMeElmo 283ポイント284ポイント  (54子コメント)

I miss having "little-kid-my-body's-really-light" strength. I used to be able to shimmy up a fireman's pole like nobody's business, now I get winded just using my handle bar that helps me to lift myself up off the toilet.

[–]ChoosetheSword 116ポイント117ポイント  (44子コメント)

Remember how quickly you could accelerate into a full sprint? That was nice too.

[–]tommos 358ポイント359ポイント  (39子コメント)

Yea I remember being able to run and jump like a black guy. Then my body realised it was white and got me a job instead.

[–]vvzup 81ポイント82ポイント  (10子コメント)

lol, dude...

[–]ZombiePenguin666 [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

Imagine jumping onto a slip and slide at 35 (shudder).

[–]Yourusernamedoesntfi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh god, the responsibility.

[–]thisisrediculou [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I plan to get my kid a slip n slide when he's older, you better believe I'm playing with it too. The run and jump seems like it's going to be painful though so I'm sure I'll just be flopping and scooting... and probably put it on a hill.

[–]Poonchow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's not the pain or recovery that really gets you when you get older, but the possibility of ruining your joints. You're less active, the muscles and tendons don't really work the way you're used to when you're younger, so going from 0-100% is extremely risky. If you stay active, then you might have a better chance, but those injuries are cumulative and an active childhood often means problems later on.

[–]BloodyBrownHole [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Probably tear your A-G-E joint.

[–]TodoAsutempo [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Your body must be very well unattended.

[–]ZombiePenguin666 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm somewhat fit, actually. BUT I've experienced broken ribs before. No bueno.

[–]KentWayne [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

What? Too dark?

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch [スコア非表示]  (18子コメント)

Casual racism. Wonder if reddit will upvote or downvote.

[–]_keen [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

Is it really racism, though? More like making light of a stereotype, which comedians do for a living.

[–]guesses_gender_bot [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Idk but there's your "Mr meta-holier-than-thou" comment right on time

[–]ItsMilkAndEggsBitch [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Then there's your "anti anti" comment.

[–]Flowah [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"I'm not an idiot unfunny racist" is holier than thou these days I guess.

[–]Fairchild22 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I dk about yall, but that was hilarious.

[–]daimposter [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You're right, I've never seen a joke on reddit about how black people don't work....or are fatherless....or are in prison.

[–]Userlicious [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Upvoted. If it's casual it's accepted.

Source: am human

[–]daimposter [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Funny how all the black jokes just never get old on reddit. Constantly upvoted for saying a joke about black people being criminals, jobless or fatherless. Then it's funny when a riot breaks out in the black community, out comes all these negative comments about black people.

Yeah, if it's casual racism then it's perfectly fine because reddit has proved to be a champion of black civil rights issues and culture.

[–]ArtOfPatriarchy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

B-b-but muh political correctness!!1!!1

[–]IKindaReddit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

One comment that actually made me chuckle

[–]itsdaaaaaaank [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I shouldn't...

lol.

[–]TeamTripleZero [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That got racist real fast

[–]HandsomeSquidward59 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Im in a cast up to my knee for 8 weeks because I tore my achilles tendon playing whiffle ball against a bunch of drunk old men.

[–]OMGWTF-BOB [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Remember how quickly you could accelerate into a full sprint?

That I can still do with ease, it's the slowing down or stopping portion that's a pain in the ass. I enjoyed the gif though. It reminded me of when my girls were in tap, and I'd attempt to work routines with them. They would try hard not to make me look bad, but I never got it quite right.

[–]NemisisX31 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I go to a rock climbing gym and you wouldn't believe the shit some of those <12 year old kids can do. They're like little spider[wo]men

[–]SeanMyklKing 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to be able to climb a rope without my legs. I tried it again at 34. Fuck that.

[–]rootbeersato [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Definitely some little kid lightness involved here, but that girl is talented. When you're hanging from a bar, just keeping your body still is hard. Moving your legs around without letting your arms and torso move is really hard. Takes some serious shoulder and core strength just to counteract all the swinging that wants to happen.

[–]Kharn0 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-cube_law

[–]swagboner 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

notice how her elbows aren't at a 90 degree angle, this take a lot of stress/effort off of doing the same movements with her legs

[–]Issvera [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I used to be really good at rock climbing but now my boobs are too big and I can't get close enough to the wall.

[–]mubatt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I was one of the chubby kids :/ I had no idea "little-kid-my-body's-really-light" was a thing.

[–]bannedfromphotograph 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

Kids have an insane power-to-weight ratio

[–]Icuras_II [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Has anyone /r/theydidthemath on what a little kid strength person would be at the same height as a full grown adult? Would they be stronger/weaker/normal?

[–]oddmikeytron97 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That kid is just hanging there, and her feet aren't that elevated.

[–]__dilligaf__ 64ポイント65ポイント  (9子コメント)

My Father failed me.

[–]maceblackdu 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

Join the club

[–]Sparkvoltage [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

this you?

[–]lordicarus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dilligaf? Did you ever own a Camaro... Well two I think actually... But specifically a blue one?

[–]DrHoppenheimer 59ポイント60ポイント  (1子コメント)

Adorable. But hopefully her mom teachers her about leg day.

[–]IMpossiblyLYING 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that folks is good parenting. Lead by healthy and fun example.

[–]I_can_vouch_for_that 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Daddy's ripped !!!

[–]MundoOnly [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

from waist up

what is leg day?

[–]czgsmind [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

leg day is stupid af, /r/ForeverChest

[–]Sparkvoltage [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh please, his legs are fine. Bulging calves are the complete opposite of attractive.

[–]nameisavailable 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

May God have mercy on her first boyfriend.

[–]hurtsdonut_ 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

In thirteen years she'll be the first to take down Rhonda Rousey.

[–]WylieTimez [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think by then it'll just be considered assault.

[–]TheSpanxxx [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I can do this. Well, not the whole perfect coordinated rhythm of dance, or the incredibly impressive expression of core and upper body strength. But, that hanging part at the beginning. I could do that part. At least for 6..maybe 7 seconds.

[–]ohyouresilly 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

"How I'd love, love, love

To bench with my father again"

[–]matig123 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

She can hang onto the pull-up bar for longer than I can stand before sitting down...

[–]Bonedigger1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fantastic father/daughter time. Good on him.

[–]sodumb4real [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Next on Maury Povich, dads who won't put their shirt on.

[–]_DONT_PM_ME [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Should be noted that he's not just hanging, he's actually doing half a chin up right there.

[–]Swagu_Like_Caillou 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be careful to not let this whole dancing on a pole thing become a career goal for the little one.

[–]shadyxGKMC 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

She makes it look easier than him.

[–]Jamiejami 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great way to spend time with your kid

[–]derpyderpderpp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her arms aren't even flexed.

[–]geemayn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Can we get a loop?

[–]sbsb27 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Good daddy.

[–]alpine- [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

When a kid can stay up for longer than you.

[–]gnilmit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I was listening to Jackson 5's ABC, and it matched in a very creepy way. Also, I wish I had even a fraction of that arm strength.

[–]Raigeki1993 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Is that Chuck Norris?

[–]upblu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Tonto Jump On it

[–]Paper_Igloo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's all fun in games until someone becomes a stripper

[–]videocreator89 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

when i have a daughter i should do like this?? but don't have ripped body to do that.

[–]bubblee90 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

In thirteen years she'll be the first to take down Rhonda Rousey.

[–]SpeakingTheKingss [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

http://imgur.com/wDrRBzZ

What does the [h] mean? Why does so many comments not have any upvotes/downvotes

Edit: I can see them now. Was it just a glitch with Alienblue?

[–]JStrew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, that little girl just put me to shame with her physical prowess.

[–]chambertlo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, he could be my daddy.

[–]insomnianow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

how it feels to skip leg day.

[–]FreeGums [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Am I only the only one concerned if she lost her grip, that would be a long fall for her?