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[–]nohopeleftforanyone 446ポイント447ポイント  (50子コメント)

I've never heard of Amelia Dyer, but I don't think anyone deserved what they got more than her.

Wikipedia

[–]bmanrules1 180ポイント181ポイント  (28子コメント)

400 estimated murders. Holy shit.

[–]BleakGod 107ポイント108ポイント  (20子コメント)

How was there not a connection made sooner?? How big was the town that no one noticed? Was she a traveling infanticide act or something? How do you trust a face like that?

[–]Twicelovely 169ポイント170ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was the Victorian age, she took in women that seemingly didn't have another choice but to let her help them through pregnancy and delivery in exchange for her 'adopting' their children. No real hospital records of the births, therefore no real record of the human lives she took

[–]Gelly123 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

There were connections made because she had death certificates made from seemingly the same doctor for a time. She served 6 months of hard labor for neglect. After that, she got out and began doing the same shit, but began disposing on them herself so there was no evidence. I guess she moved frequently to retain anonymity.

[–]sample_material 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

You don't have to go very far back in history before you find out how barbaric things were. Especially when you look at the medical profession.

Just look over wikipedia page. All you had to do was move to another town and you could start over from scratch. There was essentially no way to research who someone was.

[–]crustalmighty 76ポイント77ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's like they didn't bother to check her wikipedia before hiring her.

[–]alphamini 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

They could have at least done a search on one of those old-timey sites like AskJeeves.

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      [–]Go_Arachnid_Laser 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

      That's nothing. The same Wikipedia article explains that soing that shit was common practice.

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        [–]IThinkTheClockIsSlow 46ポイント47ポイント  (3子コメント)

        "Amelia was apparently keen to make money from baby farming"

        Like it was a true occupation.

        [–]TombSv 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

        "Dyer at one point drank two bottles of laudanum in a serious suicide attempt, but her long-term abuse had built up her tolerance to opium products, so she survived."

        Wow.

        [–]miked4o7 64ポイント65ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Yeah, that's the one that made me go searching on wikipedia too. That's fucking crazy.

        [–]csatvtftw 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Same here. I'd like to see if there's a spike in traffic on that page for today haha.

        [–]FCalleja 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I'm pretty sure that's a given for anything that hits the frontpage.

        [–]FinalMantasyX 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Godfrey's Cordial—known colloquially as "Mother's Friend", (a syrup containing opium)[6]—was a frequent choice, but there were several other similar preparations.

        If I ever make an RPG remind me to include a medicine item called "Godfrey's Cordial" because that is a really cool name

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          [–]bonkai2010 1862ポイント1863ポイント  (135子コメント)

          I can't believe they didn't give him his Spaghetti'Os those bastards.

          [–]workpuppy 490ポイント491ポイント  (79子コメント)

          Sounds like a miscommunication. Fucking Spaghetti-O's are cheap as hell: why would you bother making the guy actual spaghetti when all he wants is some canned crap?

          [–]I_Like_Spaghetti 951ポイント952ポイント  (48子コメント)

          (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

          [–]krashhazard 124ポイント125ポイント  (42子コメント)

          Username checks out

          [–]aquintana 156ポイント157ポイント  (40子コメント)

          Redditor for 7 months, mostly just Lenny faces, I like him.

          [–]littlebrwnrobot 149ポイント150ポイント  (17子コメント)

          sweet fucking god you're the first person I've ever seen call them Lenny faces. now i can finally use them just by googling. i was googling "suggestive face emoticon" and all kinds of other shit. thank you so much

          [–]hatebeesatecheese 32ポイント33ポイント  (11子コメント)

          I remember him just replying to me like "What is your favorite food and why is it spaghetti" to which I replied "it isn't" and he started giving me facts about spaghetti anyway.

          [–]CrashnCashen 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

          ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ AND I WILL RAISE YOU UP, ON DONGER WINGSヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ

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                [–]LockNuts 57ポイント58ポイント  (21子コメント)

                Likely because the prison kitchen had spaghetti, but not Spagetti-Os.

                [–]LackOfHats 19ポイント20ポイント  (19子コメント)

                Some people have gotten McDonald's for their last meal though.

                [–]LockNuts 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

                You should be careful when choosing the State that executes you.

                http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/09/texas-ends-death-row-inmates-final-meals.html

                [–]neogod 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

                I know that they are the scum of the earth and all... But that's some pretty shitty shit. You're already going to execute the man, why make it cruel? Edit Why not give them a $50 budget or something? Or allow family to prepare a meal?

                [–]VeriFunni 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Even if it costs like $500 for the last meal... it costs what, like at least $1 million to execute them? Just give them their last fucking meal...

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                    [–]gurg2k1 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    McDonald's is drive through. You have to actually walk into a store to get Spaghetti O's. Too much effort.

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                        [–]seven3true 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        because fuck him, that's why. he's going to die anyway :D let's give him this good shit.

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                          [–]brenan85 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          What a rotten day. First they fuck up my meal. Then they execute me!

                          [–]antihexe 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Everything sounds more meaningful concluded with "I want the press to know this.”

                          [–]Tommy2255 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          "I've masturbated three times today. I want the press to know this."

                          Huh, you're right.

                          [–]FinalMantasyX 166ポイント167ポイント  (37子コメント)

                          I mean, I know we're joking here, but really. Imagine being on death row. You have no life to speak of, and you KNOW you're going to die, and you know when you're going to die, and the only thing you have to look "forward" to in life is no longer having one, and your last meal.

                          And you just want spaghettios. A familiar flavor that's always the same.

                          And they give you spaghetti. Which tastes different each time someone cooks it no matter who they are.

                          I'm a little sad just thinking about it. I think I'd be devastated, truly. I want spaghettios like mom used to give me...not spaghetti that doesn't taste like hers, or my grandma's, or the ladies at the church events, or the buffet, or olive garden, but some random flavor of pasta and sauce. I wanted something I knew and enjoyed, one last time before I died.

                          It's heartbreaking!

                          [–]Go_Arachnid_Laser 261ポイント262ポイント  (12子コメント)

                          Dude strangled a harmless grandmother with her own christmas lights for 8 bucks, if that makes you less sad about it.

                          [–]SlothOfDoom 84ポイント85ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Sick fuck. Use someone elses Christmas lights!

                          [–]FinalMantasyX 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          8 dollars is kind of expensive for christmas lights I'd be mad too

                          [–]FlipStik 27ポイント28ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          And then we injected him with a lethal dose of death. I think we got a fair trade.

                          The problem is we were supposed to be the ones who, despite killing people, still treat them humanely and kindly on their way out. Yes, he's a murderer, but he's still a human. Spaghetti-O's is obviously not the best example of this, but they honestly wasted money by giving him the wrong meal, which actually takes time and effort to cook, rather than making the easy-as-fuck and cheap-as-fuck canned crap that he specifically requested.

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                            [–]-Toshi 37ポイント38ポイント  (13子コメント)

                            I get ya.. But it wasn't like he just had a few pieces of plain spaghetti...

                            "His last meal was two dozen steamed mussels, two dozen steamed clams (flavored by a wedge of lemon), a double cheeseburger from Burger King, a half-dozen barbecued spare ribs, two strawberry milkshakes, one-half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, diced strawberries, and a 16-ounce can of spaghetti with meatballs, served at room temperature."

                            [–]im_no_one_special 15ポイント16ポイント  (11子コメント)

                            If you make yourself severely ill from over-eating to the point you need medical care (is this possible? I don't know), wiil they delay the execution?

                            [–]EffZeeOhNine 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            As much as I feel like I'd want to be vengeful and ask for a shit ton of ice cream since I'm lactose intolerant and that would make me violently ill (e.g. Potentially very messy), I think I'd rather just have a giant platter of biscuits with sausage gravy and some crispy hashbrowns with Tapatio on top. Washed down with an ice cold real-sugar Coke. And a California burrito if I'm wanting to go all out.

                            [–]The_Second_Scooter 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            I suppose they could if it necessitated it. But I think at that point most people are probably ready to just get on with it.

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                                [–]kingrobotiv 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                #genpopproblems

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                                  [–]FlamingSnot93 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Fun fact: There usually isn't a budget for last meals served to people on death row so a lot of people don't get their wishes filled. Usually their family or depending on the inmate even guards will go out and spend their own money to get the food for these inmates.

                                  I learned that on a prison tour when I was a kid, you can call me out if you want I have no source...

                                  [–]DrobUWP 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  this struck me as tragic too

                                  “I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.”

                                  we hear you. we hear you. this injustice will not be forgotten.

                                  [–]MaxSupernova 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  In many places the last meal isn't actually "whatever you want". It's "whatever you want from the normal stuff we serve at the prison cafeteria".

                                  If there are any requests that aren't available, they substitute whatever is available that is similar. Some states don't even do the "last meal" any more, and some have strict restrictions on it.

                                  [–]mypickaxebroke 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'm not going to look it up but if I recall correctly, he got everything he asked for, which was a large meal with several different things, except for spaghetti-os.

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                                    [–]titoalmighty 163ポイント164ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                    Robert Alton Harris quoted bill and teds bogus journey.

                                    https://youtu.be/G0WsqcmdjVo?t=1m38s

                                    [–]Cornfed_Pig 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    First thing I thought of when I read that quote.

                                    [–]raifhun 46ポイント47ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    Dude has the Colin Farrell look from season 2 of True Detective.

                                    [–]CreedDidNothingWrong 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    Checks out: Bogus Journey was released nine months before his execution. So whether he knew it or it was just a weird coincidence, the man's last words were in fact a quote from the sequel to a movie about Keanu Reeves traveling through time to complete a history project to save his mediocre rock band.

                                    [–]MogMcKupo 38ポイント39ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Mediocre?! Wyld Stallions brought peace to the world!!

                                    [–]CreedDidNothingWrong 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    True, but at the time of Excellent Adventure, they were not yet a super band because they didn't have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. They couldn't get him because they hadn't made a triumphant video.

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                                      [–]Nanosauromo 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Excellent!

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                                        [–]adevland 139ポイント140ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                        Such is life.

                                        [–]tukutz 333ポイント334ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                        I'm surprised so many got the death penalty for only having one victim.

                                        [–]itzkittenz 217ポイント218ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                        Especially the Vietnam vet that got a Purple Heart while on death row. Only one victim, but he got the death penalty. His last words make it kinda sad.

                                        [–]gigashadowwolf 229ポイント230ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                        Even more interesting he was killed the day after his birthday. He refused his last meal which would have been given to him ON his birthday and asked that the $50 that would have been spent on his last meal be donated to a homeless shelter for veterans like himself.

                                        He maintained until his death that the injuries from the war had caused him PTSD and an array of other issues. It was not just one murder he committed but he went on a crazy spree of sexual assault, robberies and vandalism. Which essentially is very much in line with the idea of a mental break.

                                        He is one of only 13 people to be executed in California since the death penalty was reinstated in 1976.

                                        [–]Diggtastic 68ポイント69ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                        Its crazy to think how many people that were executed that just needed a bit of mental health care or treatment and they may have never gone down that road. I wish the US did more for mental health, it's a huge issue that causes alot of social problems that no one is willing to talk about.

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                                          [–]PWCSponson 77ポイント78ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                          He got both rewarded and punished for killing.

                                          [–]Oil-and-Strippers 134ポイント135ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                          The Purple Heart is awarded for being injured in the line of duty, not for killing

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                                            [–]Notsurewhatthatmeans 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            That's the first thing I noticed. These were also fairly recent executions. There must be more to their stories.

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                                              [–]DooDad-DontMother 66ポイント67ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                              “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus, June 6th. Like the movie, big mother ship and all. I’ll be back.”

                                              I didn't know The Rock was a sailor??

                                              [–]littlebrwnrobot 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              the rock is anything and everything he wants to be. the rock is legend

                                              [–]Poppenhoffer 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              Eileen Wuornos was notoriously insane. Old interviews with her show that she was completely schizo. She used to talk about things like how the government was using "sonic pressure" to manipulate her mind.

                                              [–]emdrozz 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              Given her quote and picture, I think she needed psychological help. Maybe an evaluation before prison would have helped?

                                              [–]gabinlove 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              They did evaluate her. I forgot the little details but long story short, they took her in to check for psychological problems during her trial. The test lasted an absurdly short amount of time and they deemed her completely healthy.

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                                                [–]workpuppy 433ポイント434ポイント  (103子コメント)

                                                As far as the last words of people being executed, Marie Antoinette's are my favorite. On her way to the guillotine, she accidentally stepped on the executioners foot.

                                                Her last words were, “Pardonnez-moi, monsieur.”

                                                [–]caulfieldkid 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Actually, it was "Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l'ai pas fait exprès." That means "Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."

                                                (Sorry, Marie Antoinette nerd here.)

                                                [–]mynoduesp 191ポイント192ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                That takes the Cake.

                                                [–]Swankified_Tristan 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                Now let them eat it!

                                                [–]Stones25 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                The quote "Let them eat cake" attributed to Marie Antoinette, even though there is no evidence she said this, is made to seem like she was a cold heartless bitch to the French people who were starving and didn't have bread to eat. The most likely explanation for the saying though was that she was so oblivious to the situation at hand in the country and entitled since childhood, she simply meant the saying as well if they don't have bread why can't they just eat cake then. Cake in this instance means brioche, a pastry made from egg and butter, as opposed to simple bread of flour, yeast, and water. Here is the wikipedia on the subject

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                                                    [–]tardus30004 75ポイント76ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                    damn, the person who wrote the Wikipedia article for Marie Antoinettes death is seriously shit at writing

                                                    it's things like that which make me understand why schools don't like Wikipedia, it's just not a good source most of the time

                                                    edit: "The queen will spends hours trying to see a glimpse from her son from her barred windows or to hear his voice; the boy was completely turned against his family accusing them of all sort of bad stuff; on one occasion he asked why his family was still living and not executed. "

                                                    that's literally what the Wikipedia article says

                                                    [–]NovaObscura 76ポイント77ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                    damn, the person who wrote the Wikipedia article for Marie Antoinettes death is seriously shit at writing

                                                    it's things like that which make me understand why schools don't like Wikipedia, it's just not a good source most of the time

                                                    Go fix it. It's all done by volunteers.

                                                    [–]OmniscientOctopode 27ポイント28ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                    It'll be reverted in an hour or two because there's some wiki editor who slaved away at their keyboard for hours to produce this masterpiece and any change would ruin it.

                                                    [–]MaxDG1013 21ポイント22ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                    I sincerely doubt that's the attitude that Wikipedia editors have.

                                                    [–]OmniscientOctopode 45ポイント46ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    You'd be surprised. A lot of wiki power users are very defensive about their pages. I've seen edits that are literally fixing spelling errors get reverted and reported as vandalism.

                                                    [–]MaxDG1013 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    I guess I'll have to go deeper into Wikipedia to really confirm this stuff. Maybe I'm just lucky in that I don't research the stuff that defensive people have edited the articles for?

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                                                      [–]Blueleader96 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      I once edited a page to remove spoilers about a show (the page was unrelated to said show) and it was reverted without explanation .-.

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                                                          [–]ManicLord 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          There are some Wikipedia articles that are a serious eyesore.

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                                                            [–]big_damn_zero 69ポイント70ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                            I'm pretty sure what she really said was "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?"

                                                            [–]lagann-_- 33ポイント34ポイント  (54子コメント)

                                                            I don't get it.

                                                            [–]Schmillt 87ポイント88ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                            She's apologised for stepping on his foot even though he's about to take her head off.

                                                            [–]AsthmaticHummingbird 69ポイント70ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                            You missed the pun. She says to "pardon her", a joke about being pardoned from her crimes.

                                                            Edit: It wasn't intentional, but it makes the quote more memorable.

                                                            [–]pitakebab 92ポイント93ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                            It's an apology for stepping on his foot but also a plea to be forgiven, perhaps pardoned as well (I don't speak French).

                                                            [–]_treebeard 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            She said excuse me sir. And referred to him as vous, more formal.

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                                                                [–]karmastealing 91ポイント92ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                Commander's log, stardate 51352.8: Lieutenant commander Gary Burris traveled back in time to to 20 century Earth. On his planetary survey mission he was wrongfully accused with robbery and executed. His crew failed to beam him up on time.

                                                                [–]fluffstravels 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                Also "today is a good day to die."

                                                                A surprising amount of trek quotes.

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                                                                  [–]iLickChildren 1083ポイント1084ポイント  (78子コメント)

                                                                  That last pic /r/Unexpected haha.

                                                                  [–]InsaneZee 54ポイント55ポイント  (56子コメント)

                                                                  There was a GIF of it in action right? I can't seem to find it.

                                                                  [–]iNEEDheplreddit 220ポイント221ポイント  (49子コメント)

                                                                  It was is /r/sports

                                                                  This is it

                                                                  [–]SmutGoddess 181ポイント182ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                  The thing I love the most is that she brought the smackdown so swiftly that the entire fight fits in a single gif.

                                                                  Edit: TIL that gifs can be as long as you want them to be, so I'll rephrase and say that she brought the smackdown so swiftly that the whole fight could fit on a single floppy disk.

                                                                  [–]cheftlp1221 82ポイント83ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                  She is really the hero that Reddit needs, saving us from plopping down $60.

                                                                  [–]SoFarRghtCantSeeLeft 27ポイント28ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                  Or you could go outside to a sports bar...

                                                                  [–]ADrunkenChemist 63ポイント64ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                  so like... $30?

                                                                  [–]marshsmellow 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  Are you only drinking cola?

                                                                  [–]MogMcKupo 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                  yeah most places carrying the fight required down payment for seats, least that I know of.

                                                                  I'm just glad to know a guy who's obsessed with MMA so we just go to his house and he doesn't require us to front the bill (but mysteriously has zero alcohol, but is drinking everyone else's brought stuff...which is fair)

                                                                  [–]Believemeimlyingx 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  Yeah that's totally fair

                                                                  [–]pv46 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Definitely. If I'm going to somebody's hosted event, I'm bringing stuff to share. That's just the right thing to do.

                                                                  [–]I_Lick_Lead_Paint 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  he's just smart. Booze is most of the bill

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                                                                        [–]dotadodger 34ポイント35ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                        A gif has no size limit, thus every fight could fit into a single gif.

                                                                        [–]royalhawk345 93ポイント94ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                        Everything's within walking distance if you've got the time.

                                                                        [–]LordNoodles 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                        What about the moon or Australia?

                                                                        [–]OldTrafford25 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                        Hey, if you had a lot of time you could wait for an bridge to be built to Australia, or a ladder to the moon.

                                                                        [–]HiDeTheDeaD 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        He could be Jesus.

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                                                                                [–]nicolairathjen 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                It was on /r/videos

                                                                                [–]Neshgaddal 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                "I did not get my GIF of the fight, I got a video of the fight. I want the press to know this." - /u/InsaneZee

                                                                                [–]BoogerSoup 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                The gif is in /r/gifs

                                                                                [–]Lagover 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                That almost kinda scared me, I'm not really interested in fighting sports and I thought she actually died for a couple seconds until I read the crime.

                                                                                [–]rampentwaffle 166ポイント167ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                worth the scroll i have to say.

                                                                                [–]Juking_is_rude 55ポイント56ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                More like /r/circlejerk material.

                                                                                [–]Dr_WLIN 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                I half expected a Meek Mill picture. Lol

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                                                                                  [–]treadcareful 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                  I was reading about Barbara Graham, who killed an elderly lady, Mrs Monohan.

                                                                                  "Once Monohan opened the door for Graham, the three men burst in. The gang demanded money and the jewels from Monohan, but she refused to give them anything. At this point, Barbara reportedly pistol-whipped Monohan, cracking her skull. They then suffocated her with a pillow."

                                                                                  Who the hell would die over some money and jewels?

                                                                                  [–]wanttoplayball 42ポイント43ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                  Maybe she didn't know they would kill over some money and jewels.

                                                                                  [–]treadcareful 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                  There was three of them and they had a gun.

                                                                                  [–]wanttoplayball 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  It's human nature to be protective. Yes, she should have just given them what they wanted. Maybe she figured they would kill her anyway and didn't want to give them the satisfaction of her surrender.

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                                                                                      [–]Dadalot 646ポイント647ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                                                                      french fries

                                                                                      Hurr durr

                                                                                      [–]SpeaksDwarren 588ポイント589ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                                                                      I thought it was fucking hilarious

                                                                                      [–]jetpacksforall 251ポイント252ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                                      This must be how the NY Post was born. Check out some of their classic headlines.

                                                                                      About the Anthony Weiner scandal:
                                                                                      WEINER'S RISE AND FALL
                                                                                      WEINER: I'LL STICK IT OUT
                                                                                      OBAMA BEATS WEINER

                                                                                      An update on the Elliott Spitzer scandal:
                                                                                      HERE WE HO AGAIN

                                                                                      The Tom Brady football-deflation scandal:
                                                                                      GREAT BALLS OF LIAR

                                                                                      Hillary's email scandal:
                                                                                      DELETER OF THE FREE WORLD

                                                                                      About the Costa Concordia captain who abandoned ship while passengers were still aboard:
                                                                                      CHICKEN OF THE SEA

                                                                                      About files seized during the Osama bin Laden raid:
                                                                                      OSAMA BEEN WANKIN' – THE WHORA BORA PORN FOUND IN BIN LADEN'S FOXHOLE

                                                                                      Hotel-managing psychopath Leona Helmsley's dog inherits $12 million:
                                                                                      RICH BITCH

                                                                                      A story about the 'tanorexia' mom:
                                                                                      TOAST OF THE TOWN

                                                                                      John Travolta massage parlor "happy ending" scandal:
                                                                                      PULP FRICTION

                                                                                      And of course the classic, the legendary:
                                                                                      HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR

                                                                                      [–]Effort_to_decent 81ポイント82ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                      Those are all incredible

                                                                                      [–]fiftyseven 64ポイント65ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                      These are brilliant.

                                                                                      Here's my personal favourite from the UK: Foot Heads Arms Body.

                                                                                      [–]machooo 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                      I like The Sun's headline when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic in the Scottish Cup Final: 'Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious'.

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                                                                                        [–]Rebel_Saint 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                        Reminds me of John Mulaney's quote from New in Town.

                                                                                        “Reading the New York Post is like talking to someone who heard the news, and now they’re trying to give you the gist.”

                                                                                        [–]ResidentBlackGuy 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        "Or better yet, it's like someone else read a better newspaper, and they're trying to text you what they remember.

                                                                                        -WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?!

                                                                                        -UH, THERE'S A PERV IN QUEENS!"

                                                                                        [–]Nezn27 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                        The Anthony Weiner scandal was a great time for funny headlines. Everybody had license to be lewd for a bit.

                                                                                        I vaguely recall someone had a WEINER STANDS TALL IN FACE OF ACCUSATIONS

                                                                                        Some flaccid Weiner jokes when the truth came out, package jokes, the whole deal. It was so juvenile and fun.

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                                                                                            [–]mcampo84 56ポイント57ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                            You know one of the reporters scribbled that down furiously so he could be the one to print that headline.

                                                                                            [–]orangepill 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                            Not exactly hard to remember though

                                                                                            [–]Richard_Bastion 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            How hard do you think it was to convince his boss that's what he said

                                                                                            "No seriously, I swear. It was a pun."

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                                                                                              [–]249ba36000029bbe9749 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                              That's a looooong way to go for a joke.

                                                                                              [–]IronicallyCanadian 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              He was playing the long game on that one. Totally worth it

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                                                                                                  [–]betadanyu 22ポイント23ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                  For anyone interested in some Aussie history, Ned Kelly was actually kind of a badass (although many argue against his 'good' standing to this day):

                                                                                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly

                                                                                                  Also here's a more agreed-upon piece of genius from today's society:

                                                                                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjbKrBm2ajo

                                                                                                  [–]BobBooth 52ポイント53ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                  Robert Alton Harris look like Colin Farrell in True Detective

                                                                                                  [–]CityKid00 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                  That actually is Colin Farrell. That picture was one of the many leaked photos from the season finale.

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                                                                                                    [–]billyup 63ポイント64ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                                                                                    i wonder what the thing with the "i forgive you," is? is it a denial of guilt or are they calling the death penalty murder? sometimes a sometimes b? a little of both?

                                                                                                    [–]IM_GONNA_SHOOOT 127ポイント128ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                                                                    The death penalty is murder. They're saying "I forgive you" because in their own eyes, perhaps they've done nothing wrong. Perhaps the crimes they committed were deemed necessary by their own moral standards. In the end, they would forgive the people who (from their perspective) were the ones who were punishing them for something they knew wasn't wrong. Even if that's wrong, killing them for what they've done is horrible either way. And they are forgiving them. Because in the last moments, you probably think about a lot and just calm down and say your goodbyes.

                                                                                                    [–]bFallen 82ポイント83ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                    Hell, he may even just be innocent. There's a lot of missing information on his little bio. Don't even know how his supposed victim died?

                                                                                                    [–]Caboose106 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                    That was my thought too, maybe this was a case of being wrongfully accused, or being setup. Possibly he was put to death but was innocent.

                                                                                                    Note: I know nothing about the case, just my thought process after seeing his quote.

                                                                                                    [–]ImGiraffe 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                    Manuel Pina "Manny" Babbitt (May 3, 1949 – May 4, 1999) was a U.S. Marine veteran of the Vietnam War who was convicted of the murder of a 78-year-old woman, Leah Schendel, during a burglary in Sacramento, California in 1980. He was executed by the state of California by lethal injection at San Quentin State Prison, one day after his 50th birthday. The murder was committed during a string of robberies and burglaries and the day after the murder Babbitt committed at least one sexual assault.

                                                                                                    Babbitt had been wounded at the bloody 1968 Battle of Khe Sanh in Quang Tri Province, South Vietnam. As part of his defense, he claimed that he suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder, which he said caused him to commit his crimes and, later, to lose all memory of it.

                                                                                                    One year before his execution, while on death row, Babbitt was awarded a Purple Heart medal for the wounds he had received at the Battle of Khe Sanh.

                                                                                                    Babbitt refused his last meal and asked that the $50 allotted be given to homeless Vietnam veterans. His last words were: "I forgive all of you." He was buried in Wareham, Massachusetts, on May 10, 1999, with full military honors.

                                                                                                    [–]Punchee 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                    That whole story is just fucking sad. It reads as if the military knew he was a broken man and in their own way apologized for it with the medal and military burial. It's like a man having to put down his own killer dog.

                                                                                                    [–]ajtpak 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                    Yeah, the military can really fucking break you. Hell he even refused the metal and donated the money to the veterans. Not saying his actions were justifiable or anything but still, it just seems like a case of what war and PTSD can do to someone really.

                                                                                                    [–]CanadaJack 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                    The death penalty is homicide. Murder is specifically unlawful.

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                                                                                                      [–]AtlasRodeo 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                      I mean probably a wry reference to the idea that they're murdering him as a response to the murders he committed. So he's forgiving them for murdering him in retributive savage cold blood. Which is pretty nice of him.

                                                                                                      [–]kingrobotiv 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                      "Y'all are hypocrites" just doesn't have the same ring.

                                                                                                      [–]elbenji 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                      I feel like also since he was a Vietnam Vet, he might have felt like society fucked him over big time, so I read it as that, but damn, that's freaky still

                                                                                                      [–]goofball_jones 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      Well, considering that there has to have been at least one wrongful execution of someone that was totally innocent...you never know.

                                                                                                      [–]Youngwhippersnapper6 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                      Some of them mentioned God when they said "I forgive you". In the Christian religion Jesus says something like "unless you forgive all who wronged you, neither will the Lord forgive you for your wrong doings."

                                                                                                      My guess is while on death row they became more religious, therefore forgiving other people so they can be forgiven for what put them there in the first place.

                                                                                                      [–]Miamime 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                      I think it's just a madman's way of messing with you after death...he or she knows people will think about it long after. Kind of a minor victory for them.

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                                                                                                        [–]Johhnycakes44 149ポイント150ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                                                                                        We all dance with the grim reaper

                                                                                                        [–]kaosinc 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9YpnklYhxY

                                                                                                        [–]Baleroc 203ポイント204ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                                        /r/im14andthisisdeep

                                                                                                        [–]ma582 170ポイント171ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                                        Look, it rhymes, so it makes it deep: "You can be a king or a street sweeper, we all dance with the grim reaper."

                                                                                                        Just like the old adage, "You can be a king or do a street boogie, we all dance with the space wookiee."

                                                                                                        [–]dksprocket 38ポイント39ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                        It's also a quote from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

                                                                                                        [–]Willusions 93ポイント94ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                        Why is everyone on this website so fucking cynical? Stop being so jaded and live a little. Those are powerful words.

                                                                                                        [–]burrowowl 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                        Dude. It's a quote from Bill and Ted's. He might as well said "Totally bogus."

                                                                                                        [–]kingrobotiv 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                        Only losers are receptive to the poetry in the inherent foibles of the human condition. Go back to reading La bête humaine, nerd!

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                                                                                                              [–]kZard 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                              ಠ_ಠ

                                                                                                              Right. So this was all a big buildup to a Bethie Correia joke. Nice.

                                                                                                              [–]Prufrock451 14ポイント15ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                                              The answer to Peter Kurten: No. Being decapitated means a sudden loss of blood pressure, which will shut off conscious thought (regardless of whether there's oxygen in the brain). The trauma to nerves in the severed neck mean a blinding flash of light and a roar of sound.

                                                                                                              Basically, you walk up, hear the blade fall, and then there's a brief moment of complete disorientation. You register that you're beginning to fall but you can't see or hear anything and before you can process any of that everything goes red and dark and you pass out inside of a second. Your brain has oxygen in it for a while more, and your face may make involuntary motions, but conscious thought is impossible and brain death occurs a few minutes later.

                                                                                                              [–]thepasttenseofdraw 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                              Robert Alton Harris quoting Bill and Teds Bogus Journey as his last words is pretty awesome. He got it wrong though - "You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper."

                                                                                                              [–]Swankified_Tristan 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                              Wakes up in Hell

                                                                                                              "DAMMIT! I had one shot at that and I fucked up!"

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                                                                                                                [–]tmurg375 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                                French Fries! That's a great headline.

                                                                                                                [–]ronglangren 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                                That last one, she had it coming but I kinda feel bad for her. She commited the crime but wasnt ready for the time.

                                                                                                                [–]kickdrive 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                                William Bonin's comment makes him seem insightful and perhaps remorseful or reformed (meh... maybe if his kill count wasn't so high).

                                                                                                                Mario Benjamin Murphy looks like G. Love.

                                                                                                                [–]farhadJuve 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                                William Bonin- what does it mean his crime was mayhem?

                                                                                                                [–]l-jack 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                                There's actually a really interesting documentary about Aileen Wuornos called Life and Death of a Serial Killer. She definitely seemed crazy however after the movie I felt sympathetic to her position.

                                                                                                                Full movie here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsgVFplffl0

                                                                                                                [–]224109 25ポイント26ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                                                French, Fries!

                                                                                                                [–]jetpacksforall 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                                Unnecessary, comma!

                                                                                                                [–]Tumper 32ポイント33ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                                I think he tried to get the electric chair on purpose just so he could say this line.

                                                                                                                [–]NedryOS 34ポイント35ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                                Some comedians really are committed to the bit.

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