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[–]Kev_Mentos 446ポイント447ポイント  (82子コメント)

Wow, this takes an already pathetic PR strategy to new lows. The kids are too young to be into the old Ghostbusters, and nobody has even seen the new Ghostbusters. What exactly are these kids supposed to be excited about here? The liberal progressive undertones of gender swapped male-dominated franchises? What a farce.

I like how even in a tagline about sick kids the article had to shoehorn the words "all female" in. WE GET IT. THEY'RE FEMALE. That's literally ALL WE KNOW about this movie.

All the marketing for this movie has consisted of so far is "Hey, we're taking a beloved IP from your childhood and remaking it. Yeah, we know that every time this happens the movie ABSOLUTELY SUCKS, but this time the cast is ALL FEMALE so we DARE you not to like it, you misogynistic scum!"

That poor kid is dying. Literally dying. Those vampiric film stars are using a withering child's illness for brownie points and selling a crappy reboot.

Nothing about this is for the kid at all. If ever a movie deserved to bomb, it's this one.

[–]TheMobsterLobster 73ポイント74ポイント  (45子コメント)

[–]fubar-eyes 73ポイント74ポイント  (19子コメント)

Maybe in the opening scene, all the female Ghostbusters will get their asses handed to them and turn into ghosts. Then Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, the black guy and Egon will bust in and start to kick some ass.

It can happen, right?

[–]user5754 19ポイント20ポイント  (11子コメント)

Considering Egon is dead, I doubt that will happen...

Nice thought though.

[–]DoomedVisionary 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Go with me on this one but, ghost Egon.

[–]Ssilversmith 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Egon and Slimer, buddy ghostcop movie

[–]HowieN -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Egg, I dreamed I was old dead.

[–]_fups_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you're sayin Egon for good??

[–]some_goliard 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

They're replace him with Eragon

[–]GallopingOsprey 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck you for reminding me they made a movie of that

[–]Bendragonpants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The book was really good. But the film D:

[–]ultramarine8 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Egon could be a CGI ghost.

[–]ConspiracyCrab 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe his spirit will make a cameo appearance?

[–]S1lent0ne 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

That black guy has seen some shit that would turn you white.

[–]fueledbysatan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ernie fuckin Hudson man come on, not just "that black guy"

[–]Edge80 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a big Twinkie

[–]Gaat05 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bill Murray is going to make an appearance in the movie.

[–]deltagreen78 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The black guy was " Winston" .

[–]overused_ellipsis -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes! Is Shamalamadingdong on board?

[–]Beingabummer 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's literally ALL WE KNOW about this movie.

Hey now, there will also be ghostbusting.

[–]bilc0 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well we know the official uniforms and equipment all look like shit compared to a movie made nearly 3 decades ago. I'll be waiting until this movie hits the free movie websites before I watch it.

[–]MoistCrayons 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

You mean you're going to watch it?

[–]Dead-phoenix 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a car crash film. You don't want to, you know you shouldn't look, but we can't help but stare at the tragedy.

[–]INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ima just wait for Red Letter Media to cover it.

[–]Raincoats_George 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Gotta give em credit. From a marketing standpoint it's genius. Nobody will say it's a bad movie out of fear that the sjws will go after them. All they had to do was make it an all female cast. People will feel obligated to not only see it but like it because if they don't like it they are sexist.

But in all seriousness hey who knows. It might be good.

[–]Cybugger 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

It'll be crap. Not because it's an all-female cast. But because it's going to be a 21st century cash-grab with the heart of my ex-girlfriend. It will have none of the soul or adventure of the originals. It's a cynical marketing exercise.

[–]arifterdarkly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

so who put up the "who you gonna call?" banner in the windows of the hospital?

[–]nivenfan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That Stewie doll on the bed says it all. "Oh gawd. Are we really doing this? Really?"

[–]K1NGK0NGO 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing through all the modern bullshit that the word throws on us. Wasn't expecting this on reddit

[–]Dreadlordstu 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

these pictures are terrible. like blatantly terrible. You can't tell me anyone in PR saw these pictures and were like "wow what an excellent opportunity to show how much these girls care AND market the movie" it does neither, it just makes them and the studio look out of touch and self centered. Any sane PR rep worth half their salt would see that immediately and never release these photos. something smells fishy. no pun intended but pun intended.

[–]PMMEYourTatasGirl 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

This movie is going to be terrible

[–]Flufflebuns 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are likely correct, but what if all this build-up is supposed to make us feel like the movie is going to be a shitfest, then it turns out to be genuinely hysterical and intentionally self-deprecating as an all-female cast.

I'm not getting my hopes up, it's probably going to suck, but what if...

[–]mostly_sarcastic 110ポイント111ポイント  (16子コメント)

I hope that film bombs. They've been whoring-out Children's ICU wards for publicity. These kids look miserable and they don't even know who these women think they are.

Another example

[–]dsaasddsaasd 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Ssilversmith 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the first time 4chan has ever broken my heart. Great going guys. It took you a decade, but you did it, finally.

[–]Cybugger 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the effing hell thought that that picture was acceptable? I mean... The kid on the ventilator looks like she's packing it in, right there and then.

[–]dirtynicker 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure as to exactly these women are but from the looks of it (and correct me if I'm wrong): from left to right: Gillian Jacobs from Community, Melissa McCarthy from WaffleHouse, Kristen Wigg from Paul and Terry Crews from Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

[–]ProfessionalDicker 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Carl Weathers, best I can tell.

[–]Wowza-yowza 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

You are right, the first one the poor kid looked in critical condition. This is bad PR!

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    [–]badadviceforyou244 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know right? They must be at least 70% water.

    [–]Random_redditor_43 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I honestly thought this too.

    [–]ProfessionalDicker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just double checked for an onion url. Nope, these are real pictures of confused children and strange women.

    [–]thetruthwsyf -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Deluded. The word you're looking for is deluded.

    [–]trace_mo 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This movie is going to bomb. I know the humor styles of the cast and just do not feel like it is going to make a good Ghostbusters movie.

    Also, they didnt really need big names like SNL cast members, or Melissa McCarthy to get people to see this film. There is a female nyc comedian named Aparna Bancherla who would have made a perfect Egon/brainy character role.

    This movie just feels like it is going to be predictable in the jokes they will make. I am not eager to see it.

    [–]INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There is a female nyc comedian named Aparna Bancherla who would have made a perfect Egon/brainy character role.

    You want a good all-female cast?

    Chelsae Peretti

    Aisha Tyler

    Cheri Oteri (I just love her)

    Tig Notaro

    And motherfucking Ellen

    [–]Venrexx 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's how I have been looking at this, they started making a film and instantly think they are some kind of super famous people who will be immediately recognized by all the public. In reality, I think the entire concept of the movie is completely stupid.

    [–]MaybeJoeBiden -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    they started making a film and instantly think they are some kind of super famous people who will be immediately recognized by all the public

    Well, Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy have been in plenty of movies already. It's not like they're unknowns.

    [–]evileddy 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A very weak "Why?" ...could be heard from every sick child's room.

    [–]IHaetTypos 16ポイント17ポイント  (10子コメント)

    I didn't understand the title until like 10 minutes later. Came back to comment. Slick title OP.

    [–]Chickenfeed22 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Exactly the same here. I read through the comments, went back to browsing and suddenly: "oh shit, I get it!"

    [–]Bumdersaurus_Rex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Same photo location, different child?

    [–]lightning_balls 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

    care to explain ? i have only one theory and i dont feel strongly about it

    [–]Herdo 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They are spawn camping the ghosts. The kids are dying. They are waiting for the kids to die so they can take their ghosts out as soon as they appear.

    [–]ruhbluhbluh 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

    They're "ghost busters" in a terminally ill patient hospital...

    [–]lball 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Heartless title. I fucking love it.

    [–]Unicorntella -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Came here to say this

    [–]bcool111 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This movies is going to suck dong.

    [–]Catch-up 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The more they make a big deal about an all female cast for this new ghost busters movie the more I think it's gonna suck. It just sounds like the only thing this movie has got going for it is an all female team.

    [–]cunt_smasher12 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Going for them? Id say thats one of the reasons theyre going to tank. I mean, taking one of the best films ever and replacing the cast with an all female squad of actors that nobody gives a shit about? I hope to see this in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart in the next two years.

    [–]Clsjajll 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Because...future ghosts?

    Why children's hospitals? Really?

    [–]ProfessionalDicker 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Those costumes are party city specials, for sure. The cheap, bagged ones on the wall.

    [–]Sarcastastic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey now, let's not drag down the cheap, off-the-wall costumes.

    [–]VIIX 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Cool, visit kids that probably don't know anything about Ghostbusters and before your movie even has a trailer.

    [–]mattreyu 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They look so awkward

    [–]pursuitofleisure 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is a disgusting PR move. But that title is fucking hilarious. I now know the meaning of internal conflict.

    [–]EnterSailor 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's not the ghostbusters cast....

    [–]comofosho 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The stories in the sidebar are all really heavy.

    [–]geocab 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's what I got out of this "funny" post.

    [–]1031172141 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thats one dark joke... Wow give this man some holy water

    [–]Light10UpFrancis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The kids are all like,' Jesus, just kill me now!"

    [–]coriandercilantro 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Hollywood is not gonna be happy until they've destroyed every single beloved IP from the 80s and 90s. There's not much left, but I'm not about to name what hasn't been done because I don't want to give these fucking hyenas any ideas.

    [–]came_to_comment 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I dunno, the Dredd reboot was pretty amazing. Also the new Mad Max movie too.

    [–]andreib14 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh yeah the action reboots are amazing, mostly because technology is geared towards explosions and special effects and that works great with the cool universes those franchises have.

    What I don't get is why they keep trying to reboot the movies that were all about the soul and story. There's little they can do with CGI or special effects to make the ghosts better and I this isn't some gritty horror reboot that would work well in 3d with CGI blood everywhere, they are just trying to imitate the lighthearted feel of the franchise, something that I don't see them doing.

    [–]mismanaged 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dredd reboot was way better than the shitty "could have been any IP" movie with Stallone.

    [–]royaldansk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They should do one for Denver the Last Dinosaur. And Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

    Wait, let me check if those actually aren't happening. Good, neither are happening.

    [–]armontrout 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What is IP? I've seen it a few times in this thread.

    [–]shadowst17 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Intellectual Property.

    [–]Spyderjay 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is the second photo of these hams "cheering up" a kid and the kid just looking miserably disinterested.

    Like, "dammit, here I am with a terminal illness.... And all I wanted to do was meet John Cena. Thanks, I'll just go ahead and die now."

    [–]iLikeThemPandas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Cause kids today know about ghostbusters and care about the reboot. Way to go :)

    [–]mcmastermind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Since they can't get Rick Moranis they'll introduce Chick Withmantits

    [–]solidsnake2085 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh hi sick kids! We really want you to see our movie next year! Oh, you only have 3 months to live? Well, tell your parents!

    [–]MrNerd82 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So I saw this and thought -- this can't be real, 4 hags in what looks like shit costumes. Then I googled -- this is real? This is happening?

    Fuck me running -- ghostubsters is one of my all time favorite movies, and this reboot shit will crush my hopes and dreams.

    I ask this in all seriousness -- is there someone I can write to, to express my extreme displeasure with the raping and whoring thats being done to the franchise?

    [–]carltoncarlton 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ha. Ghostubsters. It works!

    [–]robbedstark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That kid looks anything but excited.

    [–]squaretableknight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Amazing title - have an upvote

    [–]I_Heart_Abortion 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Guys, guys. We all know, thanks to the Sony leaks, that the only reason they're casting an 'All-Female' Ghostbusters is to save a literal dickload on the casting budget.

    [–]omiwrench 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is literally disgusting.

    [–]Dixon02 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "All female " lol

    [–]Mizzou_Madman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Where the fuck is Elsa"

    [–]chickmagnet_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol who the fuck are they?

    [–]tubadude2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If I was one of those kids, I'd be asking where the hell is Bill fucking Murray.

    [–]ArchangelPT 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    OP you glorious bastard

    [–]GoodGreeffer 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Who do these bitches think they are? The Gohstbusters?

    [–]ReilaReborn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, the Ghostbusters.

    [–]crunch816 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Isn't that the opposite of spawn camping?

    [–]TheFigureHead-6T6 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Nah they waiting for the ghosts to spawn man..

    [–]crunch816 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ohhhh. I never played Ghost.

    [–]manish2179 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Anyone else notice all the feel good stories on the right?

    [–]Gekkogyf1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hate their stupid fake smiles

    [–]Cecilgene 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This isn't funny. Joking about kids being sick and/or dying isn't funny.

    [–]theaychgee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shit man, I thought the REAL ghostbusters were coming. Not their little sisters in bad cosplay. I'll just roll over and continue dying now.

    [–]GuenterErde 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done!

    Spitting out the lyrics like, "We got one!"

    Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty!

    [–]krautball 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Way to repost the top comment of a repost. Karma whoring at its finest

    [–]GlennyBears 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Makes me sad that these girls ruined ghost busters also the kids are gonna think the spirits of dead children are there

    [–]skrybll -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't a Twitter account. But those you that do should start instantly attacking this cast and their publicity stunt. Shame these women for using sick children to propagate their film. I watch bridesmaids now why do I have to watch it again with ghosts.

    Aside from that the whole "don't cross the beams" is no longer a pee joke.

    [–]ExTex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They have to specify "All Female" in the photo ops, because they all look like men.

    Ugly men...starring in a theatrical abortion.

    [–]paninfire 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nice original joke bro!

    [–]baka2k10 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ಠ_ಠ

    Slow Clap

    [–]azncell05 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did anyone else notice those action packed articles on the right?

    [–]cyon921 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Jesus. I sat there reading every word and looking at every detail of the picture before the joke hit me. I feel like an idiot, but very well done.

    [–]drumellow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Kids like, "this is what those Facebook likes got me?"

    [–]FatherofBegus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just look at the excitement in that face.

    [–]lordcris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Let me die!"

    [–]OSChef -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What is a "poorly youngster?"

    [–]Nothing2SeeHerePpl 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    In case you were serious, an antiquated term for saying that you weren't feeling well was to instead say that you were feeling 'poorly'. They obviously couldn't say 'poor children', but I guess they needed synonyms for sick, and maybe a lazy thesaurus.com search came up with that, and they thought 'eh, what the heck' and used it.

    [–]ThereIRuinedIt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn it.

    I clicked on one of the stories on the right.

    >.<

    [–]4lwaysnever -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol. nice!

    [–]airplanepilyt -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I spit out my fruit loops. Thanks for that, honestly