Basically I could see where this would go from message #1. But it's my birthday and I'm in a good mood so instead of ignoring him or dismissing him outright I thought I'd have some fun. I'm in an exceptionally good mood.
Unfortunately I blocked him before I thought to ss the very last piece of this conversation, and I can't remember exactly what it was he said. Nothing of any more consequence than the rest of his spiel, though, to which I ended it with something like "I'm out."