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Bachelor in Paradise (self.TheBluePill)

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While watching the first episode of Bachelor in Paradise, one of the male contestants Mikey Tenerelli, reminded me of a terper. He came onto the show and introduced himself as "an Alpha male" and proceeded to pursue one of the youngest girls on the show as a love interest. Later on, he told a male contestant that it was hard not to claim the girl he was interested in immediately because "That's what alpha males do... It's very alpha male" the guy he was talking to smiled uncomfortably, in disbelief.

I recommend watching the show. Quality entertainment.

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[–]UsernameSnatcherBeta-carotene keeps feminazis healthy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

So I googled this guy and this is the first line of his instagram bio:

Owner of Crossfit Alpha Dog

Anyone wanna bet on what his RP username is?

[–]ashnstuffMUH PRIVILEGE 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

What channel is this on? I don't even have cable or anything, but I'm just curious.

[–]grubuchmu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I haven't had cable for so long that sometimes I forget "channels" are a thing. I'm always confused when someone says they're going to miss their show.

[–]smurfcorplisten up 5's, a 10 is speaking! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ABC I think.

[–]TheGoodWife77Sentient Sex Robot 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This show is terrible and so awesome. I totally thought of BP when that guy started telling the other guys he would help them get ripped by the end of the show. They just looked at him.

[–]_crazybanks[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe the show is on abc. I don't have cable either, but it's definitely a good laugh.

[–]choirsofcacophonynew form of social conditioning 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg I noticed that too! That show is hilarious

[–]smurfcorplisten up 5's, a 10 is speaking! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love The Bachelor & all its spin-offs. It's really fun to watch (and to make fun of).

I noticed the alpha bro, too. Literally everyone there just rolled their eyes at him. No one takes him seriously and he'll probably be one of the first men to go home.

Notice too, no one gives a shit that the virgin girl is a virgin. No one wants her because she's annoying and incredibly immature. You'd think these men would be lining up to try to take her virginity, but nope. Guess virginity isn't such a prize after all. (Instead they're all fighting over the ex-Playboy model who probably has a high N-count).